Fake PMs.

[Buster's Uncle]

Someone else from Amazon.com is looking again.  I wonder if I'm going to get a fake lucrative offer or a fake letter from a law firm...

[Nikolai]

You know what's funny about that, folks?  Just seconds before I saw this I DID PM asking for info on the lay of the land at WPC, for purposes of providing better advice.  Really.

-Also, I want pics of yo' momma, not you, Nik.

Everybody's already got pics of that... 

*waves fist*
You asked for nekked pics and I assure you, I have NEVER posted that.

[Nikolai]

Listen. I like you. But I'd like to see your body too. Send me a naked you, or face the consequences!
I like what you do over at WPC, but please use your position and post secret stuff too! Only remember to send me a copy first, so I can be the first with breaking news and build up this site to become THE Civ-in-space power house!
Also, remember I'm gay for you. Like, Ken to Barbie gay.
Last, hook me up when BE comes out, and I'll show you how to win like a pro! I'm *that* good.

[Buster's Uncle]

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Just an update, to let you know that Amazon's crack R&D staff is making headway on the fake PM front, and we'll be in touch soon with a generous licensing offer.

By the by, Elon Musk is a big doody-head.  -If he was any more full of poop, Nikolai would push him into a diaper and eat him.

[Kilkakon]

So look what I found when searching for my name.... what the hell? XD

[Buster's Uncle]

[Buster's Uncle]

Dude, I'm in it for da booze and da broads.

Once I make bank with my secret AC PornoPatch, I'm gonna get laid and paid.

Rolling wit' my hooomies

[Yitzi]

Dude, I'm in it for da booze and da broads.

Once I make bank with my secret AC PornoPatch, I'm gonna get laid and paid.

Rolling wit' my hooomies

Completely not-believable (though I do hope that my patch will help me land a job after I graduate and get paid that way...)

[Buster's Uncle]

I know, I know - it's like I have keeping-a-secret Tourette's.

But fear not - I'm sure nobody's going to tell your mother about your Fun w/Shiksas Project.  Guy Code; no worries.

[Flux]

I guess the secret is out. I live in a giant, metallic, floating lime.

[Buster's Uncle]

It's not bigotry if it's true. 





P.S. And it's not delicious if it's not served in my diaper.

[Geo]

Oh, Nikolai came by?

[Buster's Uncle]

He really did.  That last is probably too on the nose, or at least needs a punchline.

[Flux]

I have a thing against bunnies. I'm going to kill you, Flux.