Fake PMs.

[Nikolai]

Yes, in secret I agree with you on all points; Christ is really risen and your conservative views are gold. But I need to keep up appearances.

Btw, my Tourettes is better than your Tourettes.

[Buster's Uncle]

Are you so brain-damaged that you don't know the difference between brain damage and Tourette's?

My diaper knows...

[Nikolai]

Hard to keep track of the argument here.

[Buster's Uncle]

So being a big poopy baby, I was in my mother's basement eating out of my diaper like usually.  Mother said (in Danish) "If you love your diaper so much, why don't you marry it?"

So I proposed.  (In Finnish.)

[Buster's Uncle]

I'm jealous that you already used the rollin' wit' my homies joke twice on other people and can't think of anything outrageously libelous for me.

Maybe that I'm secretly stupid haha I fooled you all?

No that will never work.

I suck.

[Buster's Uncle]

I am teh l33t haxxor and your doomed, n00b.

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY, K THNX!

[Buster's Uncle]

BU, how dare you leave me out of this?  American pig.

I like yo' momma
Yo' momma likes me
K.I.S.S.I.N.G

My momma really does like him...

[Metaliturtle]

My momma really does like turtle...

[Buster's Uncle]

My momma don't know no turtle's alive.

[Nikolai]

Hi Nik,
Just wanted to say I'm in total support of your marriage plans and hereby pledge $10k in wedding gift to you and your lovely bride to be.

Also, I eat poop.

[Buster's Uncle]

WHERE'S OUR ANNOUCEMENT THREAD SO I CAN ABUSE YOU SOME MORE?!

[Nikolai]

Right. I'll get to it.:p

[Buster's Uncle]

Remember folks, adding "Fake PM" is not optional - I had to just do an edit on the last one "I wrote" Nik, and that don't look right.

Sir,

Keynesian economics, in my humble opinion, have been the ruination of our country.  Without a doubt, economic stimulus is needed from time to time, and who but the central government with its vast resources to implement, but, as no less a mental midget than Ross Perot has discerned and most vociferously advocated, deficit spending is simply NOT a viable long-term strategy.

He was correct in his surmise, albeit simple, amidst the market surfeit of the 90s, and is still most assuredly on-point now amongst the ruins of the inevitable fruits of egregious monetary policy.  When a populist dullard has told you so, the onus is most assuredly on two Executives in a row failing in their fiscal duty, re: submitting balanced budgets.

Why have you devoted your bully pulpit, to wit: this forum, to the inane frivolity of video games and talking crap with your friends when we could be dialoguing on the great issues of our generation?  I do not approve of such innately wastrel modes, sir.  I do not approve at all.  Some introspection is incontrovertibly due on your part vis a vis focus.

Until then, I remain,

Yr. Humble servant,
metaliturtle

(...Since I do write a bit that way sometimes, the challenge was taking it far enough over the top far enough to not just completely sound like me...)

I will consider your missive, Mr. turtle.

[Metaliturtle]

I'm lonely and need some turtle meat, come lay some SMAC down

[Buster's Uncle]

Buncle, I'm not Nikolai.  Wrong address again?