Fake PMs.

[Buster's Uncle]

I had a funny running joke with Nikolai elsewhere recently, arising from a discussion of the Vegas rule -no sharing PMs, especially not publishing for all, something I'm known to believe passionately in, and enforce as a hanging offence here- he posted a fake PM from me, funny stuff if a little on the nose, and I retaliated.  A number of times.  He confessed to a bizarre eating habit, also variously over several fakes, being secretly Hitler (which the other Finns didn't notice because of the pointy hat) and being a gangbanger fooling everyone all these years into thinking he was this nice Swedish jezus roolz boy.

Unfortunately, I was asked nicely to cut that **** stuff out, because the management, while appreciating the joke, didn't want fake PMs catching on.  Fair enough, but I got a better way.  We've got a forum culture here where that isn't going to be a problem, having no annoying rules lawyers, with the simple caveat of requiring proper labeling, like so:

What's with all the jokes about no pants, Uncle?

I really don't like them, and consider them no laughing matter.

Yours in Pinkachu, *hugs*
-Killer Kil

...Yes, I'm aware that I just painted a big target on my back.  Be libelous, but be funny...

[Buster's Uncle]

I wonder why two Amazon accounts are looking at this. ?

We are interested in expanding into the exciting new field of making quality fake PMs commercially available to the public.

Keep up the good work.  We'll be in touch with a lucrative offer soon.

Jeff

[Geo]

 

[Buster's Uncle]

[Buster's Uncle]

You suck, Buncle.

You outed me as a a big poopy baby who likes to eat his own waste.  You outed me as a gang-banger.  You outed me as secret Finnish Hitler in a pointy hat.

By my good friend Satan, you'll pay.  Oh my Devil, how you'll pay.  I'm going to post at WPC about it.   Also pictures of me eating my supper out of my diaper.  Lots of them.  Hope I don't get any on my hat.

Olen suomalainen Hiltler, potkiminen sitä minun universaalia ja lähettämistä up jengi paukutti natsien stormfront oman kakka. Tapoit foorumi, WPC, ja nyt tapan sinut, Sieg yo.

$#@!  I thought I was quoting and didn't realize I was editing and obliterating a joke.  Lucky I was able to back up a page and copy/paste Nik's confession.

[Buster's Uncle]

The joke's on you, BU.  I'm sober.

I'm always sober.

I'm just high on life.

[Buster's Uncle]

Jesus loves the little children / All the children in the world / Red and yellow, black and white / They are precious in His sight / Jesus loves the little children of the world!

[Geo]

I bet the poor fellah never saw red and yellow kids in his entire life.

[Buster's Uncle]

He's from Utah, not outer space. 

[Geo]

I was talkin' about Jebus?

[Buster's Uncle]

Ah. 

Well, according to the religion Uno was raised in, Rabbi Ben Joseph Eloim did, in fact, meet Native American children in person as an appendix to His earthly incarnation...   And I don't think we can safely assume that no Africans passed through on travels north, especially in Jerusalem, a place where He famously spent some time.  -Also, He lived for two years in Africa as a babe...

[Geo]

 

[Buster's Uncle]

[Geo]

We need a :dizzy: smilie.
Perhaps in combination with Cha Dawn?

[Buster's Uncle]

Wrong thread...