Fake PMs.

[Geo]

You can move it if you wish.

[Buster's Uncle]

[Nikolai]

So I registered. After Buncle threatened me with all kinds of unpleasantness of course. Here is the welcoming PM I got:

So you came. Finally!
Welcome, or should I say WELCOME TO HELL!
I will ride your ass if you don't obey my every wish, starting with telling me everything dirty you have on the guys over at WPC.
I am, as you may know, one of the OWNERS of this place. That means you follow MY will, or be banned, or worse. Also remember I swing the way of the sissyboys, so please send me some naked pictures. Of you, not your mum. Yuck.
Laters, SUCKER!

[Buster's Uncle]

You know what's funny about that, folks?  Just seconds before I saw this I DID PM asking for info on the lay of the land at WPC, for purposes of providing better advice.  Really.

-Also, I want pics of yo' momma, not you, Nik.

Everybody's already got pics of that... 

[Green1]

So I registered. After Buncle threatened me with all kinds of unpleasantness of course. Here is the welcoming PM I got:

So you came. Finally!
Welcome, or should I say WELCOME TO HELL!
I will ride your ass if you don't obey my every wish, starting with telling me everything dirty you have on the guys over at WPC.
I am, as you may know, one of the OWNERS of this place. That means you follow MY will, or be banned, or worse. Also remember I swing the way of the sissyboys, so please send me some naked pictures. Of you, not your mum. Yuck.
Laters, SUCKER!

Ironically, I have seen this done in gaming. Does not work on forums though. A forum admin can only take away and not give. The banhammer may have mystical powers to usually keep someone away and silence them, but is a poor motivational tool.

But, BU, if you were to turn evil and use tha POWA to get the wimminz, you would have to play MMOs. Not 4xs.

The way it works is this.

You get good at a MMO. Good at a MMO means you are unemployed/disabled/house husband/ whatever. You also need a computer capable of running whatever MMO at 30 to 40 FPS. You would need to live not only in game but read every forum and watch every you tube video you can.

The choice of MMO is VERY important. Unfortunately, you want to stay away from science fiction titles. You do not have very many choices there and the top Sci-Fi MMOs are mostly sausage fests. Any female on there is a special snowflake and automatically invited wherever and most are married. In addition, you need to avoid servers and games with a strong player versus player component. Da wimminz like socialization and building, not homophobic mouth breathers that get off on ganking. Your best bet is a fantasy based player versus environment server MMO. Bonus points if it is a role playing server. Da wimminz love that. Also avoid free to play titles for the most part... we will get to that reason in a minute.

Next, you must work your way up the ranks. You can either start your own guild or join an existing one that is not too established but can grow. From your lack of life, you are already reading and watching more than is mentally healthy on the game. If you add to this fact even a modicum of ability to manage people in an online setting, you will rise quickly through the unwashed socially inept geek masses. Having your own voice server and out of game forum you provide for the guild out of pocket cements this position of power.

Once you have that, you control who gets into the raids. Being you chose a PvE roleplaying server, your guild may have around 30 percent females. The raid is like the cool club party where favors (gear) is handed out that can be gained nowhere else. Many nerdettes, addicted and already suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder to get whatever gear they need for their character will be VERY motivated to want to get into this cool club. This is also the reason free to play games are out. In most of those, real money can buy those things and bypass needing people.

This is where YOU come in. You see, you control the voice server and have talked to everybody numerous times. As alpha nerd, YOU control who gets into the party. You are the giving one. Yes, you also have a banhammer, but that is immaterial. It is only used on idiots you wish to keep away from the community. The real draw is that you allow access to not only who these people view as their "friends" due to nightly chats, but also indulgences into their obsession.

Used subtly and most of the time not even solicited, you will get nekkiid pics, overnight voip flirtations, etc. You may even get hitched. (I know 4-5 RL examples) and move thousands of miles away or have someone move with you.

Aren't you glad you are a 4x forum nerd instead of a MMO nerd?

The next flight departs when Everquest Next launches if you do not want to deal with already entrenched power bases.



EDIT and DISCLAIMER The Green1 Super villain society is not responsible for cyberstalking lawsuits, sexual harassment, or possible kiddie pr0n charges from images sent to you by weird MMO players on the internet. Furthermore, you incur the costs of any divorces, break-ups, or eviction fees if you shack up with such person and neither wants to work due to MMO obsession. Green 1 does not practice Family Law nor is a Licensed relationship councilor. The evil deeds mentioned above are for entertainment purposes only and does not imply any competence or experience of Green 1 in any of the above activities.

[Geo]

Everybody's already got pics of that... 

 

The next flight departs when Everquest Next launches if you do not want to deal with already entrenched power bases.

EDIT and DISCLAIMER The Green1 Super villain society is not responsible for cyberstalking lawsuits, sexual harassment, or possible kiddie pr0n charges from images sent to you by weird MMO players on the internet. Furthermore, you incur the costs of any divorces, break-ups, or eviction fees if you shack up with such person and neither wants to work due to MMO obsession. Green 1 does not practice Family Law nor is a Licensed relationship councilor. The evil deeds mentioned above are for entertainment purposes only and does not imply any competence or experience of Green 1 in any of the above activities.

Mmm, looks like you left a loophole open for transit liabilities. You're BUSTED, Feller!

[Green1]

Everybody's already got pics of that... 

 

The next flight departs when Everquest Next launches if you do not want to deal with already entrenched power bases.

EDIT and DISCLAIMER The Green1 Super villain society is not responsible for cyberstalking lawsuits, sexual harassment, or possible kiddie pr0n charges from images sent to you by weird MMO players on the internet. Furthermore, you incur the costs of any divorces, break-ups, or eviction fees if you shack up with such person and neither wants to work due to MMO obsession. Green 1 does not practice Family Law nor is a Licensed relationship councilor. The evil deeds mentioned above are for entertainment purposes only and does not imply any competence or experience of Green 1 in any of the above activities.

Mmm, looks like you left a loophole open for transit liabilities. You're BUSTED, Feller!

Could be....

Everquest has or had a decent population of victims, er.... wiminnz for evil BU to exploit. Problem is, if they go over, some of the things I am reading about Everquest Next lead me to think it may be almost pre-Trammel/Fellocca Ultima Online- ish (sandbox with pvp elements though maybe not as harsh). The wimminz may not like that and it could damage BU.

I am also reading something about a free to play model similar to what EQ is now. That could be an issue depending on how it is done.

But I do think my disclaimer covers me because I did not claim competence. So, technically, even if Evil BU does mess up, I am still off the hook.

[Buster's Uncle]

BU, what's hilarious about this is that I'm not only always sober when I'm on, you're so dumb that you will think this PM is just a joke.

And so desperate you'll take my advice, desert the 4x community and go off to spend years trying to get laid w/ fat nerd girlz who can barely wipe their own behinds or say hello w/o being rude.  If you couldn't get enough action w/ skanky rennie sluts, you'll never get any low-quality lovin' off pimply geekettes 1,500 miles away.  But, you sad and lonely little manchild, my curse is upon you, and you're so hard up you'll waste five years trying anyway.  I bet your mother's basement gets cold.

HAHAHAHAHA!  The Superior Mind triumphs again!

P.S. Unlike you, spazzbo, I am gettin' some.  Nikolai and I are lovers.  $#@!ers, actually, as we're using each other for (insanely hot and exhausting) sex.  The pointy hat is a lot of fun if you know what you're doing, but I don't have time to school you, n00b.  I make him squeal like a pig.  -Which is hawt.

As if we were drawn by Kilkakon, we're wearing no pants.

Insert irrelevant remark about MMO's here.

[Green1]

 

OMG!!! That made my day at work.

[Buster's Uncle]

NOW you HAVE TO retaliate, Mr. "Superior Mind"...

[Green1]

inb4 I think we have chased the Chic Geek Girls off back to Live Journal and DeviantArt  with our shenanigans. No more Trekkie art.

That will be hard to top.

[Buster's Uncle]

Nonsense - our AC2 wimminz is thin beautiful and unblemished, and I've talked to all three this week.

[Green1]

I do not think you realize who you are talking to, son. ..
and when BUadmin comes you know I get it done.
My banhammer is right now under my desk
being sucked by a rennie in a cosplay dress.

And I do not have travel a thousand miles to get it,
 or fap over voice coms with  ten guys and a fat girl in it. 
Cause all I got to do is whip out the Buster
and they come over yelling with all they can muster.

They holler Uncle, but I do not stop.
I am like Planet Buster nuking it up.
And when it comes time for the AAR,
I actually finish mine unlike yours are..

And when I am done I need to do some MP
 with 2 or 3 trekkies with double D's.
And like a rock I am up till daylight,
unlike your MP game where you vanish without sight.

And Oh yes, and by the way....
Nikolai during sex told me you were gay.
But do not worry the BU does not hate.
I will send a naked Kilkakon for you to date.

Then you two can dress up as Pokémon
and ride on out in the setting sun.....

[BU Admin]

Hey!  No real PMs!

[Buster's Uncle]

Your poetry sux, n00b.  No rhythm scheme, and pretty vulgar, Mr. No-Cussin'.  Hypocrite.  The basement cold has obviously frozen your dorko brains.

Don't pop the blisters.  You don't want an infection there.

Score another one for the Superior Mind.