Happy zombie awareness day!

[Unorthodox]

Just got done hiding the eggs for the kids...

oh, and making sure Fred is risen out of the coffin he's been in since Friday...(neighbors love me)  will get a pic when it gets light. 

[Yitzi]

Zombie awareness day?

I'm aware there's a religious holiday today, but that's based on a believed (self)-use of Raise Dead, not Animate Dead.

[Unorthodox]

[Buster's Uncle]

Well, THIS is wholesome and inoffensive.

[gwillybj]

I'll probably burn for it, but even I chuckled.

[Buster's Uncle]

Have you read Name of the Rose?  I like the idea that Jesus laughed.

[Valka]

I am about to watch "It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown" - the only completely wholesome way to celebrate this holiday, if you overlook the fact that the Easter Beagle is a thief, Snoopy is a vandal, Woodstock is an ungrateful little twit, Marcie is hopelessly stupid, and Peppermint Patty should have just boiled the damn eggs herself. Oh, and Sally is a vain little dummy - really, platform shoes for a 6-year-old?

But the Bach minuet is fun, and I love Snoopy dancing with the bunnies. 

[Unorthodox]

Cadbury mini eggs are about the only good thing about Easter. 

Why don't they make cadbury mini pumpkins at halloween. 

[Buster's Uncle]

****, that's a genuinely good idea.

[Unorthodox]

Hell, paint the eggs orange and brown and pack them in treat sized bags. 

[Buster's Uncle]

Heck, paint the eggs as oblong jack o' lanterns.

[Unorthodox]

I'm assuming stenciling faces would require some kind of special machinery.  Just painting them halloweenish colors should be within the existing equipment's capabilities.  Works for M&Ms. 

[Buster's Uncle]

How do they generally package cadbury eggs?  Smooth w/ decorated foil wrap would turn the difference into a print job.

[Buster's Uncle]

...Some crap with a bunny wearing a witch's hat would help preserve the branding...

[Buster's Uncle]

They are missing out.