Who or what would you call/do if these disasters were to happen?

[Dio]

Who or what would you call/do if these disasters were to happen near you (you can address them on one on one or as a group):

1. A warring faction of emotional unstable people with a  decides to strike your country.

2. Xeno-fungal blooms in your state, city or town cause a lot of non sentient native lifeforms from another planet to show up that want to implant ravenous larva into your brain.

3. Ecological damage triggers global warming on your planet and thus cause sea levels to rise by 333 meters.

4. A sentient alien race lands nearby and decides that you are a threat to their mission and wants to kill you.

5.  A meteorite impact occurs near your town/city and causes massive casualities.

6. Dust clouds in the atmosphere block out sunlight and trigger global cooling and thus reduce sea levels by 135 meters.

7. Bald red people with weapons decide they do not like how they are being  treated and decide to start rioting in your hometown, state, wherever, etc.

 
P.S.: This is just a joke and I am trying to have some fun. Please do not get offended, start a flame war, be a complete troll in this topic, or say anything that is very offensive to any real world people.

[Dio]

For mind worms I would call an exterminator with a flamethrower and have them cooked to a smoking husk hopefully before they get to me.

[Dio]

Also, for the fungus, I would make sure to apply anti fungus growth products to my land. As for those bald red people, I would call the police and try to quell their sorry butts.

[Dio]

As for the global warming, I would make sure to construct a workable arc and save all of my favorite lifeforms.

[Dio]

As for a meteorite strike, I would first get out of the area and then mourn for all the dead people.

[Dio]

If a planetbuster was coming towards me, I would make sure to install some orbital defense pods as a kind of protection against them.

[Dio]

As for the aliens, I would try to first baragain with them. If that failed, then I would use whatever means are neccessary to guarantee my survival.

[Dio]

Now for global cooling, I would put some CO2 into the atmosphere to try and heat the planet up.

[Dio]

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[Buster's Uncle]

Awww.  I wanted to start a flame war...

[Dio]

Thank you but no .

[Geo]

The only possible answer for questions 1 to 7:

[gwillybj]

Run 

[JarlWolf]

1. A warring faction of emotional unstable people with a  decides to strike your country.

Offer them counseling in a secure compound before they plan to attack, and then nuke them all while they are all in one place. That or planet buster them to infinity and beyond.

2. Xeno-fungal blooms in your state, city or town cause a lot of non sentient native lifeforms from another planet to show up that want to implant ravenous larva into your brain.

I'm pretty hardened, give me a flame gun and I'll start a barbecue.

3. Ecological damage triggers global warming on your planet and thus cause sea levels to rise by 333 meters.

Swim and build a pressure dome.

4. A sentient alien race lands nearby and decides that you are a threat to their mission and wants to kill you.

Wage a massive guerrilla war against them, Crimson Comrade style of course.

5.  A meteorite impact occurs near your town/city and causes massive casualities.

Build a Children's creche and invite your ladyfriends over to have some fun.

6. Dust clouds in the atmosphere block out sunlight and trigger global cooling and thus reduce sea levels by 135 meters.

Expand.

7. Bald red people with weapons decide they do not like how they are being  treated and decide to start rioting in your hometown, state, wherever, etc.

Build a recreation commons, bald people just wanna have fun.