Real-Life Barbie? Model Created Look to Spread Beliefs

[Buster's Uncle]

"Who wants to live forever?" [laughs] "DIIIIIVE!"

 

Nobody's as Brian Blessed as Brian Blessed, but I could pass as Rand Blessed for sure.

-Val can be Dale Arden Jr, and I'll show her the bear.

[Rusty Edge]

I like the real eyes.

[Buster's Uncle]

I think that's the real nose, too.  It is really hard to tell, because as strange as many of the faces she puts on are, she's VERY skilled/talented with makeup.  Excellent color-sense, well-applied, and when she doesn't want to look made up, she can manage to wear quite a lot and look sorta kinda natural and fool a lot of innerwebs people.  If I'd never seen profiles, I'd still be sticking up for her that there's no nosejob, just careful makeup.

I am not talking any sort of crap when I assert that the woman is an actual artist working in the medium of her own appearance.  People feel something strongly when they look at pictures of her, which holds up a mirror to them as much as any given look she's put on saying things about her.  That's art.

I enjoy watching an artist at work - it's hardly the first time I've said so.

[Rusty Edge]

I am not talking any sort of crap when I assert that the woman is an actual artist working in the medium of her own appearance.  People feel something strongly when they look at pictures of her, which holds up a mirror to them as much as any given look she's put on saying things about her.  That's art.

I can accept that.

[Green1]

Unicorn worship?

Why else is it bumped? Yeah, she has a modeling career and gimmick. And, some poses to transition between glamor and whatever. But, pure and simple this is icon worship. Bumpers, Yall arent having a Gi Joe man to Barbie doll fetish? I mean, I understand for our age group. But really... Barbies are too big and out there...and unobtainable. Barbie, like GI Joe are marketing gimmicks. GI Joe to make it where if you had no hope but talent, hey, go military! Barbie is look cool at all times and be everything. Barbies are much larger. Even He Man figures from the day are half that size. Why?

[Buster's Uncle]

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

Prince Vultan "Dive!"

When we put on an AC2 stage production of Flash Gordon, I haven't the foggiest about who plays the other roles, but I got Vultan covered.  Seriously, I do.  I will blow the rest of you off the stage.

[Buster's Uncle]

Hey, was Dale not hotter than hot in that little white dress for a few chapters early in the first serial? 

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Correct answer: yes indeed; hotter 'n HELL.

  You can't go wrong with a tiny waist.

And what was with Vultan showing her the space bear?  He didn't make any threats, ask for anything, or lay any conditions on sending it back out (avec slap on the butt).  It looked like he was just drunk outta his flippin' skull and just plain wanted to show her the bear.

I see the entire first serial, as posted in the Flash Gordon thread, has been taken down.  Commence search for replacement...

[Buster's Uncle]

For Vultan showing her the bear, 15:30 - 17:00.  It's beautifully random.

Flash Gordon 1936 Chapter 5 / 12

Now to go repost the lot...

[Buster's Uncle]

Forgot to post another Barbie pic...

This is another of the sort her fanz will comment on as if she's not got her face on - when she's just wearing less makeup...

[Buster's Uncle]

Hey!  Cute normal girl!

[Dio]

Hey!  Cute normal girl!

Jogger Barbie. When does she ever appear as "normal" girl? What definition is applied in this case to "normal"?

[Buster's Uncle]

...That last pic posted doesn't look like anything but a fairly pretty blonde girl.  Not even that skinny.  Jogging or something with makeup on, yes, but that's nit-picking.  Isn't that normal enough?...

[Dio]

...That last pic posted doesn't look like anything but a fairly pretty blonde girl.  Not even that skinny.  Jogging or something with makeup on, yes, but that's nit-picking.  Isn't that normal enough?...

I hope she wears waterproof makeup while jogging or else she might come home looking less than spectacular. [Insert picture of a woman with smeared makeup here]

[Buster's Uncle]

She must - since she started working out to build muscle, she posts a lot of pictures and videos taken at the gym, and her face is always on.


Question, Dio: does she freak out a southern California man as much as most people?  You should be more used to fake, depending on how close to LA...

[Dio]

She must - since she started working out to build muscle, she posts a lot of pictures and videos taken at the gym, and her face is always on.


Question, Dio: does she freak out a southern California man as much as most people?  You should be more used to fake, depending on how close to LA...

I live in a working to lower middle class neighborhood. The individuals with the best attire tend to congregate in the more expensive portions of L.A. that include West Hollywood, Santa Monica, and essentially the western side of Los Angeles. In Beverly Hills they even have people that sweep the major sidewalks throughout the day. An individual will rarely see a piece of trash on the ground in that neighborhood. In other words, I tend to see women that lack the ability to manage themselves well or dress in a very provocative manner. I obviously see some women that fall in between, and look decent, but they are not common.