The "News" thread.

[Buster's Uncle]

Okaaaaay.

[Buster's Uncle]

It's taken me this long today to get to the science news, and I gotta say that I'm already SICK of hearing about that vomitous lab-burger.  I didn't think the story was worth the minutes it would take to post the first time I saw it, and roughly ten new stories have appeared today.  It's in Lindsey Lohan's underpants territory, without being as interesting.

Sick of it, I tells you.

[Buster's Uncle]

Mattel's Astronaut Barbie Becomes a Mars Explorer with NASA Help
SPACE.com
by Robert Z. Pearlman, collectSPACE.com Editor  August 5, 2013

Mattel's Mars Explorer Barbie doll has launched on the first "one-doll" mission to Mars, in collaboration with NASA.

 
A new collaboration between NASA and Mattel, the largest toy company in the world, is turning the Red Planet a tad more pink.

"Mars Explorer Barbie," a new spacesuited version of the iconic fashion doll, officially launched on Monday (Aug. 5), to coincide with the first anniversary of NASA's Curiosity rover landing on Mars. Mars Explorer Barbie is packaged with a cardboard cutout of the six-wheeled Mars Science Laboratory, decked out in pink.

"Ready to add her signature pink splash to the Red Planet,' [the] Barbie doll is outfitted in a stylish spacesuit with pink reflective accents, helmet, space pack and signature pink space boots," Mattel wrote in a statement describing the new doll, which as part of the company's "I Can Be" line of Barbie dolls has the added distinction of the being named the "Career of the Year" for 2013.

"Adding to her resume of more than 130 careers, Mars Explorer Barbie doll inspires girls to be adventurous and to always reach for the stars!" Mattel stated.

The Mars Explorer Barbie packaging art includes a list of facts about the history of U.S. female space explorers and promotes the space agency's Women@NASA website to learn more.



Barbie Miss Astronaut

The Mars Explorer Barbie is Mattel's first Barbie promoted as produced in collaboration with NASA, after nearly a 50-year history of dressing the dolls in spacesuits.

The first Barbie astronaut outfit, "Barbie Miss Astronaut," was released in 1965, two years after Soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova became the world's first woman to fly into space and 18 years before an American woman, Sally Ride, would follow her.

Inspired by the pressure suits worn by the all-male U.S. Mercury astronauts of the era, the Barbie Miss Astronaut (and matching "Ken Mr. Astronaut") spacesuits were silver with brown mittens and boots. Each outfit included a white helmet and an American flag for the dolls to carry.

Mattel celebrated the 50 year anniversary of Barbie by re-releasing some of the dolls' most famous sets, including the Miss Astronaut outfit.

"Yes, she was a rocket scientist, taking us to new fashion heights, while firmly placing her stilettos on the moon," Mattel wrote on the packaging for the 2009 "My Favorite Career" recreation.

Barbie blasts off

Twenty years after introducing Barbie Miss Astronaut, a new "Astronaut Barbie" was released featuring a pink and silver mini skirt-spacesuit "with sparkly skirt and tights."

Mattel promotional image for its 1985 "Astronaut Barbie."

A 1985 television commercial described the doll in song.

"You can be the first in outer space, fantastic fun in a far-out place. Then, for a change of pace, we know a spacey spot where this mini will look real hot!"

Astronaut Barbie's accessories took a more realistic turn in 1994 in commemoration of the 25th anniversary of the first moon landing.

"Includes authentic looking NASA helmet and spacesuit!" described the packaging for the "Special Edition" Career Collection doll, which was issued in time for Space Week. The toy set included glow-in-the-dark "moon rocks" and a stand featuring NASA's Apollo 11 anniversary emblem.

In addition to her career as an astronaut, Barbie also went to U.S. Space Camp twice in a partnership between Mattel and the U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, Ala.

First released in 1998, Space Camp Barbie was originally outfitted in an "astronaut blue" flight suit "like the ones worn by real astronauts." The doll came packaged with a NASA logo cap and miniature space food, space travelers checks and a Space Camp graduation certificate.

A decade later, Mattel reissued Space Camp Barbie with a pink baby tee, white two-piece spacesuit and a mood star necklace (the shirt and necklace was also sold as life-size versions for Space Camp attendees to wear). The "Silver Label" edition was limited to 50,000 dolls.



Mattel's Mars toys

Mars Explorer Barbie is the second toy Mattel has timed with NASA's Mars Curiosity Rover mission milestones.

In September 2012, a month after the car-size science laboratory landed on the Red Planet, Mattel released a Hot Wheels model of Curiosity. The 1:64 scale miniature was part of the toy company's assortment of 247 Hot Wheels cars for 2012.

Prior to the Hot Wheels Curiosity set, Mattel worked with NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, from where Curiosity is controlled, to release a series of five Hot Wheels Action Packs between 1997 and 1999. The toys included models of Mars rovers, Apollo spacecraft, planetary probes and the space shuttle.

http://news.yahoo.com/mattels-astronaut-barbie-becomes-mars-explorer-nasa-help-175226742.html

Kinda sounds stupid, but really pretty smart of NASA.

[Unorthodox]

The new doll needs the '85 helmet.  That new helmet is pretty awful. 

[Buster's Uncle]

Incidentally, in The World's Ongoing Campaign to Annoy Me news, an SF movie called "Elysium" is apparently about to release.  I know this because I follow the science news.

[Unorthodox]

I'm only vaguely aware of it.  Is it bad scifi? 

[Buster's Uncle]

I have no idea, except that it has Matt Daimon in it.  All the infotainment posing as "news" makes me ill.

[Unorthodox]

Ah.  I think I saw something that was talking about how feasible the tech in the movie would be, but just ignored movie crap and moved along. 

[Buster's Uncle]

I posted something without realizing.  First tie-in "science" story I saw for this one.  It wasn't very "Elysium"-centric and had a lot of neat pictures. 

It all the stories that have followed that are getting my goat.  If the aliens landed or the Moon blew up or someone killed Backrama with a laser, I'd expect it to take over my science news.  But I wish they'd stop polluting it every single time a space opera came out from a major studio; it's shameful.

[Unorthodox]

On one hand.  On another, science really NEEDS the advertising.  If this is a way to get legitimate science to the general population, more power to it. 

[Buster's Uncle]

All this crap is doing is free advertising for the &^%$#@! movies.

[JarlWolf]

Do I smell resentment towards free enterprise? 


 

[Buster's Uncle]

You smell resentment towards the robber barons' infinite capacity to foul and pervert anything for a buck.

[JarlWolf]

Same thing 

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Yes.