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Offline Eadee

Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« on: February 28, 2016, 06:50:10 PM »
Okay, this won't be as bad as you might think.

The thing is, I do like creative jokes, toying around with words and stuff.
So if puns give you a major headache please stay away (you've been warned).

If you enjoy them like I do, please feel free to contribute.
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2016, 06:51:42 PM »
Q: Why are the bases of the Ursurpers and the Caretakers always so tidy?

A: Because they're pro-janitors!
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2016, 06:55:14 PM »
I have noticed over the years that punsters consider boos, insults and threats of violent retribution a form of applause.

You suck, Eadee.
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2016, 07:06:14 PM »
Too bad this is not a Vampire the Masquerade forum, else I'd have some witty replies to that :P
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2016, 10:16:20 PM »
 ;santi; : You know, getting rushed isn't as bad as it sounds.
 ;lal; : Why is that?
 ;santi; : Because it'll be rover soon.
 ;yang; : Hive five! :  ;santi;
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2016, 10:31:04 PM »
BOOOO!
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2016, 06:19:05 AM »
Hmm. Heres a question if a shoe were intelligent would it have a sole?
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Offline Valka

Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2016, 07:11:21 AM »
Is lolcat humor welcome in this thread?
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2016, 08:17:42 AM »
Uh oh someone is getting catty.
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2016, 10:49:43 AM »
Booo!  BOOO!
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2016, 10:53:23 AM »
I have bandaids for  boo boo's I suppose.
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Offline Valka

Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2016, 11:14:28 AM »
It was a serious question, but if nobody is going to give me a serious answer...  ;q;
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Offline vonbach

Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2016, 11:18:22 AM »
I don't think anyone would mind.
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Offline Eadee

Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2016, 11:18:55 AM »
:D

Sure, lolcats welcome.

However I can't promise to keep that serìous answers thing up for long ^^
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Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2016, 11:23:34 AM »
Fank yu.  :D



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