Random crap with Uno.

[Unorthodox]

Gonna be one o dem days.   

[Unorthodox]

"hey Uno, we just bought this $500,000 piece of equipment, spent 6 months preparing this space, and didn't think to measure.  Now it won't fit in the door or line up with any of the plumbing or electrical we had done, make it work by next week, but you have no budget to modify anything.  Thanks" 

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Translation: it's Thursday.

[Unorthodox]

I really need to stop being baffled by these people who have absolutely NO practical knowledge of basic every day things. 

"Your drill is broken, it spins the wrong way." 

[Rusty Edge]

"hey Uno, we just bought this $500,000 piece of equipment, spent 6 months preparing this space, and didn't think to measure.  Now it won't fit in the door or line up with any of the plumbing or electrical we had done, make it work by next week, but you have no budget to modify anything.  Thanks" 

 

I guess that leaves pirating some hose and wire from somewhere else and hooking it up outside, unless you can dismantle a wall or the machine and then put it back together.

[Unorthodox]

. . . . Brother. . . . . .

Can't talk about it right now without breaking the curse filter. 

[Geo]

Must be bad if things can't be talked about without cursing.

[Unorthodox]

It's much healthier to adopt the he's not worth my time stance. 

[Buster's Uncle]

Is it work, or family-related this time?

[Unorthodox]

Family, but I'm done wasting time on them.

Moving on.

[Buster's Uncle]

Very goth pink.

[Geo]

Latest trend perhaps?

[Buster's Uncle]

Mystery Woman Buried Near Richard III
Bonez.

[Unorthodox]

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"hey Uno, we just bought this $500,000 piece of equipment, spent 6 months preparing this space, and didn't think to measure.  Now it won't fit in the door or line up with any of the plumbing or electrical we had done, make it work by next week, but you have no budget to modify anything.  Thanks" 

 

Phone:  "Uno, you need to come to this meeting."

Walk in, Engineers with big drawings of the machine up on the board, arguing about how to build a stand to get all the wire and hose connections to line up properly. 

"Guys, it's already done." 

"But we didn't tell you how to build it yet.  Theres (list of problems)"

"You told me we needed to build a stand last Friday, so I did."

"But how did you (list of problems)"

"Be a lot easier if you just go look, it's already up on the stand and (list of problems) all line up fine." 

(really is a gorgeous piece of simplicity combined with out of the box design, wish I was allowed to take a pic)

[Buster's Uncle]