Gamera's Dungeon

[Buster's Uncle]

Go to bed.

[Metaliturtle]

ok

[Buster's Uncle]

(Can we take it as read that all the same actions and results have been gone through and get back into the corridor?  The reboot is a real buzzkill.)

[Unorthodox]

Dennis? 

[Metaliturtle]

Dennis? 

You are in a completely empty room lit by flickering lights coming from outside of the exits, the exits are North, South, East, West, and Dennis

You move 'Dennis' and now find yourself in a corridor with large beetles (over 2 feet long) skittering towards you.  On the floor is a large hammer.


Inventory:
Torch
Lantern
Britches
shirt
tighty whiteys
boots.

[Unorthodox]

Stop.  Hammer time. 

large beetles (over 2 feet long)

Well that's really odd.  Even allowing fossil record, it's impossible such large beetles would survive underground in their adult state, and if they DID somehow come up with enough oxygen to get this big, they would neccessarily need to be herbivorous to manage the energy needed to move, then we've got the whole body temperature problem...

[Buster's Uncle]

[Metaliturtle]

Stop.  Hammer time. 

large beetles (over 2 feet long)

Well that's really odd.  Even allowing fossil record, it's impossible such large beetles would survive underground in their adult state, and if they DID somehow come up with enough oxygen to get this big, they would neccessarily need to be herbivorous to manage the energy needed to move, then we've got the whole body temperature problem...

You're a mighty warrior and quickly use the hammer to make super fun Gallagher-esque beetle paste.  Also being a mighty warrior, you squash the scientifical thinkings and squash more beetles until there is no more beetle to turn into paste.

You laugh at your accomplishment in defeating the beetles at hand as well as killing any thoughts that prevent the person running this thread from running the game the way he wants.

You find yourself in a corridor with the exploded remains of large beetles (over 2 feet long) spread all around.  Since you removed the tighty whities and britches, you now have a coating of beetle shell and paste that seemingly is knitting itself together and into your naked netherskin.  You must act!  You can:

A - Try to clean the shell and paste off.
B - Wait to see what develops.
C - Look around for Alcohol

Inventory:
Torch
Big 'Ol Hammer
Lantern
Britches
shirt
tighty whiteys
boots.

[Unorthodox]

Vague thoughts swirl around about beetle shells being chitin, it's many uses, and something about urine not only being able to clean it off, but also working as a natural pesticide that would keep further beetles well away, but they are quickly crushed by a pounding headache so I resolve to look for alcohol. 

[Metaliturtle]

Vague thoughts swirl around about beetle shells being chitin, it's many uses, and something about urine not only being able to clean it off, but also working as a natural pesticide that would keep further beetles well away, but they are quickly crushed by a pounding headache so I resolve to look for alcohol. 

You see a bottle that might be alcohol... your search also rewards you with some under-chittlin's +1, rendering your Tighty Whities obsolete


Inventory:[/size]Torch
Big 'Ol HammerLanternBritchesshirttighty whiteys (obsolete)boots.
Under-chittlin's +1

[Buster's Uncle]

Inspect under-chittlin's.

(That words's southern food you dropped on the floor, BTW.  Nobody actually eats that stuff anymore, though.  I did taste possum once - greasy.)

[Metaliturtle]

Upon inspection the underchittlin's are Black[size=0px]

Inventory:[/size][size=0px]TorchBig 'Ol HammerLanternBritchesshirttighty whiteysUnder Chittlin's +1

boots.[/size]

[Metaliturtle]

I know what chitlin's are, born in texas, this is just funnier to me

[Buster's Uncle]

Wear bug panties.  Wear pants.  Wear shirt.  Wear boots.

[Unorthodox]

Grab Dennis's distal flanges from his sinister pinky so I can have conversations with him.  I think there was a chain too, might want that in case there are further companions I want to converse with in the future. 

Then grab that bottle and give it a sniff.