Yo Mama: Alpha Centauri

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MORE FUN TIMES WITH ALPHA CENTAURI

This time, I have decided to start another humorous post about Alpha Centauri. This one will revolve around Yo Mama jokes which of course is Alpha Centauri themed !

Without further ado, I bring you....... Sister Miriam

  Nah I'm just messin' around, let's get to the point shall we?

"Yo mama so fat, when she made planetfall, she ended up becoming a planet buster."
"Yo mama so fat, when she tried to transcend, she created a black hole instead due to her sheer mass."
"Yo mama so fat, she's actually Planet herself."
"Yo mama so fat, when a base used her body for the recycling tanks, they instantly completed a secret project."
"Yo mama so fat, It takes every mindworm in Chiron to kill her."
"Yo mama so fat, she can eat nutrients worth 10 supply crawlers in one day."
"Yo mama so stupid, she tried fighting The Hive..... Wearing a beekeeper suit holding a bee smoker."
"Yo mama so stupid, she's actually immune to mindworms since they can't find a mind at all."
"Yo mama so stupid, actually theorized that she was his polar opposite."
"Yo mama so stupid, she's also immune to a probe team mind control, since again, they can't find a mind at all."
"Yo mama so stupid, she actually ordered fried chicken..... From ."
"Yo mama so stupid, she makes a drone look like ."
"Yo mama so ugly, when she enters diplomacy, the screen closes itself."
"Yo mama so ugly, she makes look like "
"Yo mama so ugly, her face counts as a Psi attack."
"Yo mama so ugly, her face is actually an even greater atrocity than a singularity planet buster. Also for the love of all that is holy, please don't put her into the Cloning Vats, you'll kill us all."
"Yo mama so ugly, she's the real reason why Captain Garland died."
"Yo mama so ugly, just tie someone up in a room with her in it and you'll end up nerve stapling the victim."
"Yo mama so ugly, when the Free Drones saw her face, they decided to lock themselves up."
"Yo mama so ugly, she even scared  with her face alone."
"Yo mama so short, when you initiate diplomacy with her, the only thing you'll see is the background."
"Yo mama so short, she's a Nanobot maintenance worker."
"Yo mama so hairy, she can be easily mistaken for a mindworm boil."
"Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford a scout patrol."
"Yo mama so poor, she makes a drone look like  ."

Feel free to add more Alpha Centauri themed Yo mama jokes  :