What's with all the jokes about no pants, Uncle?
I really don't like them, and consider them no laughing matter.
Yours in Pinkachu, *hugs*
-Killer Kil
We are interested in expanding into the exciting new field of making quality fake PMs commercially available to the public.
Keep up the good work. We'll be in touch with a lucrative offer soon.
Jeff
You suck, Buncle.$#@! I thought I was quoting and didn't realize I was editing and obliterating a joke. Lucky I was able to back up a page and copy/paste Nik's confession.
You outed me as a a big poopy baby who likes to eat his own waste. You outed me as a gang-banger. You outed me as secret Finnish Hitler in a pointy hat.
By my good friend Satan, you'll pay. Oh my Devil, how you'll pay. I'm going to post at WPC about it. :D Also pictures of me eating my supper out of my diaper. Lots of them. Hope I don't get any on my hat.
Olen suomalainen Hiltler, potkiminen sitä minun universaalia ja lähettämistä up jengi paukutti natsien stormfront oman kakka. Tapoit foorumi, WPC, ja nyt tapan sinut, Sieg yo.
The joke's on you, BU. I'm sober.
I'm always sober.
I'm just high on life.
;notes; Jesus loves the little children / All the children in the world / Red and yellow, black and white / They are precious in His sight / Jesus loves the little children of the world! ;notes;
So you came. Finally!
Welcome, or should I say WELCOME TO HELL! ;lol
I will ride your ass if you don't obey my every wish, starting with telling me everything dirty you have on the guys over at WPC. :danc:
I am, as you may know, one of the OWNERS of this place. That means you follow MY will, or be banned, or worse. Also remember I swing the way of the sissyboys, so please send me some naked pictures. :D :D :D Of you, not your mum. Yuck.
Laters, SUCKER!
So I registered. After Buncle threatened me with all kinds of unpleasantness of course. Here is the welcoming PM I got:Quote from: BU's fake PMSo you came. Finally!
Welcome, or should I say WELCOME TO HELL! ;lol
I will ride your ass if you don't obey my every wish, starting with telling me everything dirty you have on the guys over at WPC. :danc:
I am, as you may know, one of the OWNERS of this place. That means you follow MY will, or be banned, or worse. Also remember I swing the way of the sissyboys, so please send me some naked pictures. :D :D :D Of you, not your mum. Yuck.
Laters, SUCKER!
Everybody's already got pics of that... ;goofy;
The next flight departs when Everquest Next launches if you do not want to deal with already entrenched power bases.
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Everybody's already got pics of that... ;goofy;
;lolThe next flight departs when Everquest Next launches if you do not want to deal with already entrenched power bases.EDIT and DISCLAIMER The Green1 Super villain society is not responsible for cyberstalking lawsuits, sexual harassment, or possible kiddie pr0n charges from images sent to you by weird MMO players on the internet. Furthermore, you incur the costs of any divorces, break-ups, or eviction fees if you shack up with such person and neither wants to work due to MMO obsession. Green 1 does not practice Family Law nor is a Licensed relationship councilor. The evil deeds mentioned above are for entertainment purposes only and does not imply any competence or experience of Green 1 in any of the above activities.
Mmm, looks like you left a loophole open for transit liabilities. You're BUSTED, Feller!
BU, what's hilarious about this is that I'm not only always sober when I'm on, you're so dumb that you will think this PM is just a joke.
And so desperate you'll take my advice, desert the 4x community and go off to spend years trying to get laid w/ fat nerd girlz who can barely wipe their own behinds or say hello w/o being rude. If you couldn't get enough action w/ skanky rennie sluts, you'll never get any low-quality lovin' off pimply geekettes 1,500 miles away. But, you sad and lonely little manchild, my curse is upon you, and you're so hard up you'll waste five years trying anyway. I bet your mother's basement gets cold.
HAHAHAHAHA! The Superior Mind triumphs again!
P.S. Unlike you, spazzbo, I am gettin' some. Nikolai and I are lovers. $#@!ers, actually, as we're using each other for (insanely hot and exhausting) sex. The pointy hat is a lot of fun if you know what you're doing, but I don't have time to school you, n00b. I make him squeal like a pig. -Which is hawt.;lol
As if we were drawn by Kilkakon, we're wearing no pants.
Insert irrelevant remark about MMO's here.
I do not think you realize who you are talking to, son. ..
and when BUadmin comes you know I get it done.
My banhammer is right now under my desk
being sucked by a rennie in a cosplay dress.
And I do not have travel a thousand miles to get it,
or fap over voice coms with ten guys and a fat girl in it.
Cause all I got to do is whip out the Buster
and they come over yelling with all they can muster.
They holler Uncle, but I do not stop.
I am like Planet Buster nuking it up.
And when it comes time for the AAR,
I actually finish mine unlike yours are..
And when I am done I need to do some MP
with 2 or 3 trekkies with double D's.
And like a rock I am up till daylight,
unlike your MP game where you vanish without sight.
And Oh yes, and by the way....
Nikolai during sex told me you were gay.
But do not worry the BU does not hate.
I will send a naked Kilkakon for you to date.
Then you two can dress up as Pokémon
and ride on out in the setting sun.....
Your poetry sux, n00b. No rhythm scheme, and pretty vulgar, Mr. No-Cussin'. Hypocrite. The basement cold has obviously frozen your dorko brains.
Don't pop the blisters. You don't want an infection there.
Score another one for the Superior Mind.
;lol
You know what's funny about that, folks? Just seconds before I saw this I DID PM asking for info on the lay of the land at WPC, for purposes of providing better advice. Really.
-Also, I want pics of yo' momma, not you, Nik.
Everybody's already got pics of that... ;goofy;
Listen. I like you. But I'd like to see your body too. Send me a naked you, or face the consequences!
I like what you do over at WPC, but please use your position and post secret stuff too! Only remember to send me a copy first, so I can be the first with breaking news and build up this site to become THE Civ-in-space power house!
Also, remember I'm gay for you. Like, Ken to Barbie gay.
Last, hook me up when BE comes out, and I'll show you how to win like a pro! I'm *that* good.
Just an update, to let you know that Amazon's crack R&D staff is making headway on the fake PM front, and we'll be in touch soon with a generous licensing offer.
By the by, Elon Musk is a big doody-head. -If he was any more full of poop, Nikolai would push him into a diaper and eat him.
Dude, I'm in it for da booze and da broads.
Once I make bank with my secret AC PornoPatch, I'm gonna get laid and paid.
;notes; Rolling wit' my hooomies;notes;
Quote from: Yitzi Fake PMDude, I'm in it for da booze and da broads.
Once I make bank with my secret AC PornoPatch, I'm gonna get laid and paid.
;notes; Rolling wit' my hooomies;notes;
I know, I know - it's like I have keeping-a-secret Tourette's.
But fear not - I'm sure nobody's going to tell your mother about your Fun w/Shiksas Project. Guy Code; no worries.
I guess the secret is out. I live in a giant, metallic, floating lime.
It's not bigotry if it's true. :mad:
P.S. And it's not delicious if it's not served in my diaper.
I have a thing against bunnies. I'm going to kill you, Flux. ;nod
Yes, in secret I agree with you on all points; Christ is really risen and your conservative views are gold. But I need to keep up appearances.
Btw, my Tourettes is better than your Tourettes.
Are you so brain-damaged that you don't know the difference between brain damage and Tourette's?
My diaper knows...
So being a big poopy baby, I was in my mother's basement eating out of my diaper like usually. Mother said (in Danish) "If you love your diaper so much, why don't you marry it?"
So I proposed. (In Finnish.)
I'm jealous that you already used the rollin' wit' my homies joke twice on other people and can't think of anything outrageously libelous for me.
Maybe that I'm secretly stupid haha I fooled you all?
No that will never work.
I suck.
I am teh l33t haxxor and your doomed, n00b.
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY, K THNX!
BU, how dare you leave me out of this? American pig.My momma really does like him...
I like yo' momma
Yo' momma likes me
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
My momma really does like turtle...
Hi Nik,
Just wanted to say I'm in total support of your marriage plans and hereby pledge $10k in wedding gift to you and your lovely bride to be.
Also, I eat poop.
Sir,
Keynesian economics, in my humble opinion, have been the ruination of our country. Without a doubt, economic stimulus is needed from time to time, and who but the central government with its vast resources to implement, but, as no less a mental midget than Ross Perot has discerned and most vociferously advocated, deficit spending is simply NOT a viable long-term strategy.
He was correct in his surmise, albeit simple, amidst the market surfeit of the 90s, and is still most assuredly on-point now amongst the ruins of the inevitable fruits of egregious monetary policy. When a populist dullard has told you so, the onus is most assuredly on two Executives in a row failing in their fiscal duty, re: submitting balanced budgets.
Why have you devoted your bully pulpit, to wit: this forum, to the inane frivolity of video games and talking crap with your friends when we could be dialoguing on the great issues of our generation? I do not approve of such innately wastrel modes, sir. I do not approve at all. Some introspection is incontrovertibly due on your part vis a vis focus.
Until then, I remain,
Yr. Humble servant,
metaliturtle
I'm lonely and need some turtle meat, come lay some SMAC down
Buncle, I'm not Nikolai. Wrong address again?
That's me at the table in back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE)
WPC CIV6 FOEVAH!