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Title: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 20, 2014, 04:23:25 PM
I had a funny running joke with Nikolai elsewhere recently, arising from a discussion of the Vegas rule -no sharing PMs, especially not publishing for all, something I'm known to believe passionately in, and enforce as a hanging offence here- he posted a fake PM from me, funny stuff if a little on the nose, and I retaliated.  A number of times.  He confessed to a bizarre eating habit, also variously over several fakes, being secretly Hitler (which the other Finns didn't notice because of the pointy hat) and being a gangbanger fooling everyone all these years into thinking he was this nice Swedish jezus roolz boy.

Unfortunately, I was asked nicely to cut that **** stuff out, because the management, while appreciating the joke, didn't want fake PMs catching on.  Fair enough, but I got a better way.  We've got a forum culture here where that isn't going to be a problem, having no annoying rules lawyers, with the simple caveat of requiring proper labeling, like so:

Quote from: Kilkakon Fake PM
What's with all the jokes about no pants, Uncle?

I really don't like them, and consider them no laughing matter.

Yours in Pinkachu, *hugs*
-Killer Kil

...Yes, I'm aware that I just painted a big target on my back.  Be libelous, but be funny...
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 20, 2014, 06:18:04 PM
I wonder why two Amazon accounts are looking at this. ?

Quote from: Amazon.com fake PM
We are interested in expanding into the exciting new field of making quality fake PMs commercially available to the public.

Keep up the good work.  We'll be in touch with a lucrative offer soon.

Jeff
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Geo on May 20, 2014, 06:51:35 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 20, 2014, 07:15:38 PM
:D
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 22, 2014, 10:18:38 PM
Quote from:  Nikolai Fake PM
You suck, Buncle.

You outed me as a a big poopy baby who likes to eat his own waste.  You outed me as a gang-banger.  You outed me as secret Finnish Hitler in a pointy hat.

By my good friend Satan, you'll pay.  Oh my Devil, how you'll pay.  I'm going to post at WPC about it. :D  Also pictures of me eating my supper out of my diaper.  Lots of them.  Hope I don't get any on my hat.

Olen suomalainen Hiltler, potkiminen sitä minun universaalia ja lähettämistä up jengi paukutti natsien stormfront oman kakka. Tapoit foorumi, WPC, ja nyt tapan sinut, Sieg yo.
$#@!  I thought I was quoting and didn't realize I was editing and obliterating a joke.  Lucky I was able to back up a page and copy/paste Nik's confession.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 23, 2014, 05:50:11 AM
Quote from: Green1 Fake PM
The joke's on you, BU.  I'm sober.

I'm always sober.

I'm just high on life.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 23, 2014, 08:35:08 PM
Quote from: Unorthodox Fake PM
;notes; Jesus loves the little children / All the children in the world / Red and yellow, black and white / They are precious in His sight / Jesus loves the little children of the world! ;notes;
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Geo on May 23, 2014, 08:57:19 PM
I bet the poor fellah never saw red and yellow kids in his entire life. :P
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 23, 2014, 09:22:10 PM
He's from Utah, not outer space.  :P
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Geo on May 23, 2014, 09:48:59 PM
I was talkin' about Jebus?
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 23, 2014, 09:56:49 PM
Ah. 

Well, according to the religion Uno was raised in, Rabbi Ben Joseph Eloim did, in fact, meet Native American children in person as an appendix to His earthly incarnation... ;nod  And I don't think we can safely assume that no Africans passed through on travels north, especially in Jerusalem, a place where He famously spent some time.  -Also, He lived for two years in Africa as a babe...
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Geo on May 23, 2014, 10:16:12 PM
 :help:
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 23, 2014, 10:23:48 PM
:D
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Geo on May 23, 2014, 10:28:07 PM
We need a :dizzy: smilie.
Perhaps in combination with Cha Dawn? ;cute
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 23, 2014, 10:33:16 PM
Wrong thread...
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Geo on May 23, 2014, 10:36:43 PM
You can move it if you wish. :danc:
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 23, 2014, 10:38:01 PM
:P
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Nikolai on May 24, 2014, 12:47:42 AM
So I registered. After Buncle threatened me with all kinds of unpleasantness of course. Here is the welcoming PM I got:

Quote from: BU's fake PM
So you came. Finally!
Welcome, or should I say WELCOME TO HELL! ;lol
I will ride your ass if you don't obey my every wish, starting with telling me everything dirty you have on the guys over at WPC. :danc:
I am, as you may know, one of the OWNERS of this place. That means you follow MY will, or be banned, or worse. Also remember I swing the way of the sissyboys, so please send me some naked pictures. :D :D :D Of you, not your mum. Yuck.
Laters, SUCKER!
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 24, 2014, 12:51:35 AM
;lol

You know what's funny about that, folks?  Just seconds before I saw this I DID PM asking for info on the lay of the land at WPC, for purposes of providing better advice.  Really.

-Also, I want pics of yo' momma, not you, Nik.

Everybody's already got pics of that...  ;goofy;
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Green1 on May 24, 2014, 07:20:20 AM
So I registered. After Buncle threatened me with all kinds of unpleasantness of course. Here is the welcoming PM I got:

Quote from: BU's fake PM
So you came. Finally!
Welcome, or should I say WELCOME TO HELL! ;lol
I will ride your ass if you don't obey my every wish, starting with telling me everything dirty you have on the guys over at WPC. :danc:
I am, as you may know, one of the OWNERS of this place. That means you follow MY will, or be banned, or worse. Also remember I swing the way of the sissyboys, so please send me some naked pictures. :D :D :D Of you, not your mum. Yuck.
Laters, SUCKER!

Ironically, I have seen this done in gaming. Does not work on forums though. A forum admin can only take away and not give. The banhammer may have mystical powers to usually keep someone away and silence them, but is a poor motivational tool.

But, BU, if you were to turn evil and use tha POWA to get the wimminz, you would have to play MMOs. Not 4xs.

The way it works is this.

You get good at a MMO. Good at a MMO means you are unemployed/disabled/house husband/ whatever. You also need a computer capable of running whatever MMO at 30 to 40 FPS. You would need to live not only in game but read every forum and watch every you tube video you can.

The choice of MMO is VERY important. Unfortunately, you want to stay away from science fiction titles. You do not have very many choices there and the top Sci-Fi MMOs are mostly sausage fests. Any female on there is a special snowflake and automatically invited wherever and most are married. In addition, you need to avoid servers and games with a strong player versus player component. Da wimminz like socialization and building, not homophobic mouth breathers that get off on ganking. Your best bet is a fantasy based player versus environment server MMO. Bonus points if it is a role playing server. Da wimminz love that. Also avoid free to play titles for the most part... we will get to that reason in a minute.

Next, you must work your way up the ranks. You can either start your own guild or join an existing one that is not too established but can grow. From your lack of life, you are already reading and watching more than is mentally healthy on the game. If you add to this fact even a modicum of ability to manage people in an online setting, you will rise quickly through the unwashed socially inept geek masses. Having your own voice server and out of game forum you provide for the guild out of pocket cements this position of power.

Once you have that, you control who gets into the raids. Being you chose a PvE roleplaying server, your guild may have around 30 percent females. The raid is like the cool club party where favors (gear) is handed out that can be gained nowhere else. Many nerdettes, addicted and already suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder to get whatever gear they need for their character will be VERY motivated to want to get into this cool club. This is also the reason free to play games are out. In most of those, real money can buy those things and bypass needing people.

This is where YOU come in. You see, you control the voice server and have talked to everybody numerous times. As alpha nerd, YOU control who gets into the party. You are the giving one. Yes, you also have a banhammer, but that is immaterial. It is only used on idiots you wish to keep away from the community. The real draw is that you allow access to not only who these people view as their "friends" due to nightly chats, but also indulgences into their obsession.

Used subtly and most of the time not even solicited, you will get nekkiid pics, overnight voip flirtations, etc. You may even get hitched. (I know 4-5 RL examples) and move thousands of miles away or have someone move with you.

Aren't you glad you are a 4x forum nerd instead of a MMO nerd?

The next flight departs when Everquest Next launches if you do not want to deal with already entrenched power bases.

:D

EDIT and DISCLAIMER The Green1 Super villain society is not responsible for cyberstalking lawsuits, sexual harassment, or possible kiddie pr0n charges from images sent to you by weird MMO players on the internet. Furthermore, you incur the costs of any divorces, break-ups, or eviction fees if you shack up with such person and neither wants to work due to MMO obsession. Green 1 does not practice Family Law nor is a Licensed relationship councilor. The evil deeds mentioned above are for entertainment purposes only and does not imply any competence or experience of Green 1 in any of the above activities.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Geo on May 24, 2014, 09:09:33 AM
Everybody's already got pics of that...  ;goofy;

 ;lol

The next flight departs when Everquest Next launches if you do not want to deal with already entrenched power bases.

EDIT and DISCLAIMER The Green1 Super villain society is not responsible for cyberstalking lawsuits, sexual harassment, or possible kiddie pr0n charges from images sent to you by weird MMO players on the internet. Furthermore, you incur the costs of any divorces, break-ups, or eviction fees if you shack up with such person and neither wants to work due to MMO obsession. Green 1 does not practice Family Law nor is a Licensed relationship councilor. The evil deeds mentioned above are for entertainment purposes only and does not imply any competence or experience of Green 1 in any of the above activities.

Mmm, looks like you left a loophole open for transit liabilities. You're BUSTED, Feller!
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Green1 on May 24, 2014, 09:36:33 AM
Everybody's already got pics of that...  ;goofy;

 ;lol

The next flight departs when Everquest Next launches if you do not want to deal with already entrenched power bases.

EDIT and DISCLAIMER The Green1 Super villain society is not responsible for cyberstalking lawsuits, sexual harassment, or possible kiddie pr0n charges from images sent to you by weird MMO players on the internet. Furthermore, you incur the costs of any divorces, break-ups, or eviction fees if you shack up with such person and neither wants to work due to MMO obsession. Green 1 does not practice Family Law nor is a Licensed relationship councilor. The evil deeds mentioned above are for entertainment purposes only and does not imply any competence or experience of Green 1 in any of the above activities.

Mmm, looks like you left a loophole open for transit liabilities. You're BUSTED, Feller!

Could be....

Everquest has or had a decent population of victims, er.... wiminnz for evil BU to exploit. Problem is, if they go over, some of the things I am reading about Everquest Next lead me to think it may be almost pre-Trammel/Fellocca Ultima Online- ish (sandbox with pvp elements though maybe not as harsh). The wimminz may not like that and it could damage BU.

I am also reading something about a free to play model similar to what EQ is now. That could be an issue depending on how it is done.

But I do think my disclaimer covers me because I did not claim competence. So, technically, even if Evil BU does mess up, I am still off the hook.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 25, 2014, 05:44:17 PM
Quote from: Green1 Fake PM
BU, what's hilarious about this is that I'm not only always sober when I'm on, you're so dumb that you will think this PM is just a joke.

And so desperate you'll take my advice, desert the 4x community and go off to spend years trying to get laid w/ fat nerd girlz who can barely wipe their own behinds or say hello w/o being rude.  If you couldn't get enough action w/ skanky rennie sluts, you'll never get any low-quality lovin' off pimply geekettes 1,500 miles away.  But, you sad and lonely little manchild, my curse is upon you, and you're so hard up you'll waste five years trying anyway.  I bet your mother's basement gets cold.

HAHAHAHAHA!  The Superior Mind triumphs again!
Quote from: Green1 Fake PM
P.S. Unlike you, spazzbo, I am gettin' some.  Nikolai and I are lovers.  $#@!ers, actually, as we're using each other for (insanely hot and exhausting) sex.  The pointy hat is a lot of fun if you know what you're doing, but I don't have time to school you, n00b.  I make him squeal like a pig.  -Which is hawt.

As if we were drawn by Kilkakon, we're wearing no pants.

Insert irrelevant remark about MMO's here.
;lol
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Green1 on May 26, 2014, 03:14:37 AM
 :danc:

OMG!!! That made my day at work.

Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 26, 2014, 03:19:56 AM
:D

NOW you HAVE TO retaliate, Mr. "Superior Mind"...
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Green1 on May 26, 2014, 03:30:47 AM
inb4 I think we have chased the Chic Geek Girls off back to Live Journal and DeviantArt  with our shenanigans. No more Trekkie art.

That will be hard to top.



Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 26, 2014, 03:41:01 AM
Nonsense - our AC2 wimminz is thin beautiful and unblemished, and I've talked to all three this week.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Green1 on May 26, 2014, 04:40:47 AM
Quote from: BUncle fake PM

I do not think you realize who you are talking to, son. ..
and when BUadmin comes you know I get it done.
My banhammer is right now under my desk
being sucked by a rennie in a cosplay dress.

And I do not have travel a thousand miles to get it,
 or fap over voice coms with  ten guys and a fat girl in it. 
Cause all I got to do is whip out the Buster
and they come over yelling with all they can muster.

They holler Uncle, but I do not stop.
I am like Planet Buster nuking it up.
And when it comes time for the AAR,
I actually finish mine unlike yours are..

And when I am done I need to do some MP
 with 2 or 3 trekkies with double D's.
And like a rock I am up till daylight,
unlike your MP game where you vanish without sight.

And Oh yes, and by the way....
Nikolai during sex told me you were gay.
But do not worry the BU does not hate.
I will send a naked Kilkakon for you to date.

Then you two can dress up as Pokémon
and ride on out in the setting sun.....





Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: BU Admin on May 26, 2014, 04:49:30 AM
Hey!  No real PMs!
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 26, 2014, 04:54:42 AM
Quote from: Green1 Fake PM
Your poetry sux, n00b.  No rhythm scheme, and pretty vulgar, Mr. No-Cussin'.  Hypocrite.  The basement cold has obviously frozen your dorko brains.

Don't pop the blisters.  You don't want an infection there.

Score another one for the Superior Mind.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 26, 2014, 05:00:44 AM
Someone else from Amazon.com is looking again.  I wonder if I'm going to get a fake lucrative offer or a fake letter from a law firm...
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Nikolai on May 26, 2014, 10:13:53 AM
;lol

You know what's funny about that, folks?  Just seconds before I saw this I DID PM asking for info on the lay of the land at WPC, for purposes of providing better advice.  Really.

-Also, I want pics of yo' momma, not you, Nik.

Everybody's already got pics of that...  ;goofy;

*waves fist*
You asked for nekked pics and I assure you, I have NEVER posted that. ;lol
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Nikolai on May 26, 2014, 10:29:13 AM
Quote from: BU fake PM
Listen. I like you. But I'd like to see your body too. Send me a naked you, or face the consequences!
I like what you do over at WPC, but please use your position and post secret stuff too! Only remember to send me a copy first, so I can be the first with breaking news and build up this site to become THE Civ-in-space power house!
Also, remember I'm gay for you. Like, Ken to Barbie gay.
Last, hook me up when BE comes out, and I'll show you how to win like a pro! I'm *that* good.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on May 26, 2014, 12:56:46 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on September 20, 2014, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: Jeff Bezos fake PM
Just an update, to let you know that Amazon's crack R&D staff is making headway on the fake PM front, and we'll be in touch soon with a generous licensing offer.

By the by, Elon Musk is a big doody-head.  -If he was any more full of poop, Nikolai would push him into a diaper and eat him.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Kilkakon on October 16, 2014, 04:19:23 PM
So look what I found when searching for my name.... what the hell? XD
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on October 16, 2014, 04:55:49 PM
;lol
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 26, 2014, 01:59:29 AM
Quote from: Yitzi Fake PM
Dude, I'm in it for da booze and da broads.

Once I make bank with my secret AC PornoPatch, I'm gonna get laid and paid.

;notes; Rolling wit' my hooomies;notes;
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Yitzi on November 26, 2014, 02:45:48 AM
Quote from: Yitzi Fake PM
Dude, I'm in it for da booze and da broads.

Once I make bank with my secret AC PornoPatch, I'm gonna get laid and paid.

;notes; Rolling wit' my hooomies;notes;

Completely not-believable (though I do hope that my patch will help me land a job after I graduate and get paid that way...)
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 26, 2014, 02:58:53 AM
Quote from: BU Fake PM
I know, I know - it's like I have keeping-a-secret Tourette's.

But fear not - I'm sure nobody's going to tell your mother about your Fun w/Shiksas Project.  Guy Code; no worries.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Flux on January 07, 2015, 11:20:48 PM
I guess the secret is out. I live in a giant, metallic, floating lime.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on February 24, 2015, 03:29:57 AM
Quote from: Nikolai Fake PM
It's not bigotry if it's true.  :mad:





P.S. And it's not delicious if it's not served in my diaper.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Geo on February 24, 2015, 11:59:23 AM
Oh, Nikolai came by? ;cute
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on February 24, 2015, 05:26:38 PM
He really did.  That last is probably too on the nose, or at least needs a punchline.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Flux on February 28, 2015, 01:23:37 AM
I have a thing against bunnies. I'm going to kill you, Flux.  ;nod
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Nikolai on March 01, 2015, 02:47:23 AM
Quote from: "BU Fake PM
Yes, in secret I agree with you on all points; Christ is really risen and your conservative views are gold. But I need to keep up appearances.

Btw, my Tourettes is better than your Tourettes.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 01, 2015, 03:34:30 AM
Quote from: Nikolai Fake PM
Are you so brain-damaged that you don't know the difference between brain damage and Tourette's?

My diaper knows...
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Nikolai on March 01, 2015, 04:04:56 AM
;lol
Hard to keep track of the argument here.:D
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 16, 2015, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Nikolai Fake PM
So being a big poopy baby, I was in my mother's basement eating out of my diaper like usually.  Mother said (in Danish) "If you love your diaper so much, why don't you marry it?"

So I proposed.  (In Finnish.)
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 16, 2015, 05:12:46 PM
Quote from: Lorizael Fake PM
I'm jealous that you already used the rollin' wit' my homies joke twice on other people and can't think of anything outrageously libelous for me.

Maybe that I'm secretly stupid haha I fooled you all?

No that will never work.

I suck.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 16, 2015, 05:21:45 PM
Quote from: Solver Fake PM
I am teh l33t haxxor and your doomed, n00b.

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY, K THNX!
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 16, 2015, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Geo Fake PM
BU, how dare you leave me out of this?  American pig.

I like yo' momma
Yo' momma likes me
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
My momma really does like him...
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Metaliturtle on June 17, 2015, 04:09:33 AM
Quote from: BUncle SUPASECRETPMLULZ
My momma really does like turtle...
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 17, 2015, 08:21:04 PM
My momma don't know no turtle's alive.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Nikolai on June 21, 2015, 01:20:38 AM
Quote from: BUncle Fake PM
Hi Nik,
Just wanted to say I'm in total support of your marriage plans and hereby pledge $10k in wedding gift to you and your lovely bride to be.

Also, I eat poop.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 21, 2015, 01:24:45 AM
;lol ;b;







WHERE'S OUR ANNOUCEMENT THREAD SO I CAN ABUSE YOU SOME MORE?!
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Nikolai on June 21, 2015, 02:48:40 AM
Right. I'll get to it.:p
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 25, 2015, 02:32:36 PM
Remember folks, adding "Fake PM" is not optional - I had to just do an edit on the last one "I wrote" Nik, and that don't look right.

Quote from: metaliturtle Fake PM
Sir,

Keynesian economics, in my humble opinion, have been the ruination of our country.  Without a doubt, economic stimulus is needed from time to time, and who but the central government with its vast resources to implement, but, as no less a mental midget than Ross Perot has discerned and most vociferously advocated, deficit spending is simply NOT a viable long-term strategy.

He was correct in his surmise, albeit simple, amidst the market surfeit of the 90s, and is still most assuredly on-point now amongst the ruins of the inevitable fruits of egregious monetary policy.  When a populist dullard has told you so, the onus is most assuredly on two Executives in a row failing in their fiscal duty, re: submitting balanced budgets.

Why have you devoted your bully pulpit, to wit: this forum, to the inane frivolity of video games and talking crap with your friends when we could be dialoguing on the great issues of our generation?  I do not approve of such innately wastrel modes, sir.  I do not approve at all.  Some introspection is incontrovertibly due on your part vis a vis focus.

Until then, I remain,

Yr. Humble servant,
metaliturtle

(...Since I do write a bit that way sometimes, the challenge was taking it far enough over the top far enough to not just completely sound like me...)

I will consider your missive, Mr. turtle.
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Metaliturtle on June 26, 2015, 05:30:40 AM
Quote from: BUncle Fake PM

I'm lonely and need some turtle meat, come lay some SMAC down

Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 26, 2015, 05:38:40 AM
Quote from: metaliturtle Fake PM
Buncle, I'm not Nikolai.  Wrong address again?
Title: Re: Fake PMs.
Post by: Buster's Uncle on June 25, 2016, 02:16:51 PM
Quote from: Nikolia fake PM
That's me at the table in back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE)

WPC CIV6 FOEVAH!


Astrid's the cook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE#)
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