Alphacentauri Online/aol.txt
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; Sid Meier's ALPHA CENTAURI
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; FACTION FILE: Alphacentauri Online
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; Made with ACEdit (c)1999 ANX at http://www.sidgames.com/acedit
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; For use this Faction file select load from
; faction select in the game and write... aol
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#AOL
Alphacentauri Online, AOL, AOL fruitcakes, M, 1, AOL, M, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
TECH, InfNet, SOCIAL, ----EFFIC, SOCIAL, +++GROWTH, SOCIAL, -PROBE, FACILITY, 8, DRONE, 5, COMMERCE, 2
Values, Wealth, EFFIC
Economics, Planned, nil
AOL, AOL
Tech Support guy, Cyber Nerd, Tech Support
Mr, techono-savvy, cyber-addicted, internet-savvy, God-****,
#$%*%-ing awful
dominate the Internet
to stop the onslaught of Microsoft
cornering and disabling the internet access market
cornering and disabling the internet access market
cause traffic jams on the Information superhighway
waiting days for internet webpages to load
waiting days for internet webpages to load
having excruciating server breakdowns
free trials, M2
domination of the free internet disk market, M2
server crashes, M2
monthly fee, M1
the distribution of free 250-hour disks
my techno nerds
the AOL License Agreement
#BASES
AOL Central
Login Failure
Error 404
Connection Dropped
Please Stand By
Host Not Found
Error 500
Disconnecting...
Proxy Error
Server Down
General Protection Fault
Abort Retry Fail
Lost Cookies
Free Disk City
A O Hell
Unable to contact host
Networking Error
Unable to Access
SPAM
Email Error
???Unknown Exception
Crash
Undetectable Virus
Program Bug
more SPAM
Control Alternate Delete
Random Error
#END
#WATERBASES
Tech Support Unavailable
Broken Link
Error sending message
Unknown Failure
You Have Been Hacked
Crashed Again
Connection Refused
Incorrect Password
#END
#BLURB
Network Connection dropped. Reason unknown. Please restart your
computer and try again.
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^ -- AOL Online Tech Support
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#DATALINKS1
^LEADER: {AOL guy}
^BACKGROUND: {AOL marketing agent}
^AGENDA: {mass distribute free 100 hour disks}
^TECH: {Information networks}
^
#DATALINKS2
^-4 EFFIC: {AOL is very slow and crashes a lot}
^+3 GROWTH: {Free 250-hour disks attract new users}
^Free network node: {Extensive server system}
^Extra drone per 5 citizens: {Irritated customers that lose data due to server crashes}
^+2 Commerce Rate: {Internet stock skyrockets very quickly}
^-1 PROBE: {Easily hacked}
^75% research costs: {Extensive search engine allows easy mooching of others discoveries}
#FACTIONTRUCE
#xs 440
#caption $CAPTION7
"Maybe we'll stop crashing each others servers after the web page
finishes loading in the next two years, but why don't we do
it sooner right now? Peace, dude?"
"yeah i agree. Gimme 5000 free trial hours, OK?"
"no...I shall spam your server to dust!"
#FACTIONTREATY
#xs 440
#caption $CAPTION7
"Let us join our forces and defeat those evil scum that do not
wish to spend two hours to load a text only web page! We will
tomp out all other free-100 hour disk distributes together!"
"Alright! Down with all other ISPs!"
"no way, I got better ways to waste my time."
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