Speaking of God and Satan.
Kyle got married.
They asked me to officiate.
The problem being at the time of their asking, Utah required one be an ordained minister to get a license to perform the ceremony....so I had to join a church....
Now there were many online "churches" available. Pastafarian was tempting. So was the good ole church of satan. But if I was going to join a sham religion, it was going to be one I could at least feel good about, so I'm a Universal Life Church minister now.
Respect their approach and message.
https://www.themonastery.org/aboutUsAnyway, tiny wedding, in our stone circle. Did a hand fasting ceremony. My parents refused to attend both that and the reception, it's great. Somehow his wife's family is possibly even more messed up than mine.
This did put me on a registered list of officiates with the city, and I flagged willing to do lgbtwhatever. I've had 2 couples reach out, but both were weekends I was unavailable.