Alpha Centauri 2

Community => Recreation Commons => Topic started by: JMN4444 on June 30, 2018, 07:20:16 AM

Title: Alpha Centauri Puns
Post by: JMN4444 on June 30, 2018, 07:20:16 AM

Alpha Centauri is a pretty philosophical and deep game. So why not let's add a little light into it by making puns about it :D.
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I'll start:
The Progenitors have a new secret weapon in their arsenal; and no it's not a string disruptor. What I'm talking about is that they have adopted a new way of fighting. Now the Caretakers have adopted MAGIC in their society under their stalwart and wise ruler:

H'MIONEE GRANGER

;caretake;: Manifold six: magic: bizzare elemental manipulation. Progenitor: approves.



I heard that the Peacekeepers are going Free Market. They even revealed their secret on why their bases have extra talents :o.
Without further ado, they give you:
  ;lal; THE LALLIPOP ;lal;

• Comes in 3 Flavors: Liberty, Freedom and Democracy.
• Enhances brain power and physical capabilities.
• Rich in vitamins and minerals to help you survive the harsh conditions of Planet.
• Results are felt after 5 days!
• Approved by the Chiron Health Association.

For only 30 energy credits, this unique sweet will help you achieve talenthood in no time! Liberate your minds now with the LALLIPOP.

 ;yang;: This is a very great insult to The Hive. Vendetta upon you Lal! Your so called "product" will be buried along the rest of your misguided ideology.



Feel free to add more :):

Title: Re: Alpha Centauri Puns
Post by: JMN4444 on July 04, 2018, 10:04:11 AM

Holy crap, never have I been right all along this entire time! While I was playing as  ;miriam;, I saw that  ;caretake; was taking the lead against everyone by a long shot! The Caretakers were indeed practicing SORCERY all along!
Anyhow, about for the puns I'll try to think of some more in the long run  ;) ;b; (If I still can)
Again, feel free to add more if you wish :)!

Title: Re: Alpha Centauri Puns
Post by: Geo on July 06, 2018, 10:54:07 PM

Ever heard of Morganic Superlub? ;morganercise
Now available for all your bedchamber needs... ;hippy

You really need to keep an eye on it though.
't Will slide away from you first change it gets...

Title: Re: Alpha Centauri Puns
Post by: JMN4444 on July 09, 2018, 05:48:29 AM

It seems that Morgan Industries seems to be heavily advertising these days. Heck I've heard that MorganTv has a new cartoon show in their channels known as "Gravitonics Falls" where ;zak; Pines and ;deidre; Pines solve the mysteries of the Morgan Shack  :D.