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Title: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on October 28, 2017, 04:32:54 PM
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How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
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Billy Perrigo  October 27, 2017


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Many will mark the 500th anniversary of Oct. 31, 1517, when Martin Luther started a revolution by posting his complaints about the Church



Five hundred years ago, an unknown monk named Martin Luther marched up to the church in Wittenberg, a small town in what is now Germany, and nailed a list of criticisms of the Catholic church to its door.

The date was Oct. 31, 1517, and Luther had just lit the fuse of what would become the Protestant Reformation. His list of criticisms, known as the 95 theses, would reverberate across world history. The Church would split, wars would be fought and people would be burned at the stake. It was the birth of Protestant Christianity.

Religiously speaking, the Reformation led to the translation of the Bible into languages other than Latin, allowing many people to engage with scripture for the first time. It also brought an end to the controversial sale of indulgences payments the Church said reduced punishment for sins after death, which Luther regarded as corrupt.

More generally, the Reformation contributed to the expansion of literacy, with people no longer needing to rely on priests to read and interpret the Bible. Luther promoted universal education for girls and boys at a time when education was reserved for the wealthy, and believed in the connection between literacy and empowerment, both spiritually and socially.

Luther's act is taught as one of the cornerstones of world history, even though most historians now agree that it was a relatively unremarkable event which was canonized at a later date for political ends. Nevertheless, it remains a lasting symbol of resistance 500 years later.

So how is an anniversary of that magnitude being celebrated?

The hub of anniversary celebrations will be Luther's homeland, Germany, where "Reformation Day" has long been celebrated as a holiday in certain states. This year, it's set to be a full-blown national holiday. Chancellor Angela Merkel, the daughter of a Lutheran pastor, has encouraged German churches to promote a narrative of unity over division in their celebrations.

That's a line that the Catholic Church and some of the biggest protestant denominations are also keen to stress. On last year's 499th anniversary, Pope Francis joined leaders of the Lutheran World Federation in Sweden (where Lutheranism is the dominant religion) to hold a joint commemorative service. In his address, Francis said: "We have the opportunity to mend a critical moment of our history by moving beyond the controversies and disagreements that have often prevented us from understanding one another."

Not long after Francis' address, the Protestant Archbishop of Canterbury in England expressed remorse for the violence committed there in the name of the Reformation. Hundreds of churches and monasteries were demolished in the 1500s, and many people gruesomely killed, during England's pained transition from Catholicism to Protestantism.

After 500 years of division, there seems to be a consensus from the top that this anniversary will be one of reconciliation.

But official church celebrations aren't the only ways in which the milestone is being marked.

In popular celebrations Germany also leads the way, and for proof you need look only as far as its toy economy. In 2015, a commemorative Martin Luther figurine from Playmobil became the German company's fastest-selling product ever. It took just 72 hours for the initial run of 34,000 to sell out, leading the company to rush another batch into production. A spokesperson labeled the demand a "big mystery."

Americans are also doing their bit. A musical entitled Luther: The Rock Opera premiered in Wittenberg earlier this year. The North Dakota pastor responsible for the two-and-a-half hour production describes it as "Hamilton meets Jesus Christ Superstar meets Monty Python." Performances in Berlin and Wittenberg will mark the anniversary.

And, as the anniversary falls each year on the same day as Halloween, around the world people are taking inspiration from Luther for their costumes. On Reddit's Christianity subreddit, a post asked whether it would be sinful to dress up as Martin Luther for Halloween. On Twitter, others had no qualms about their plans to do the same, whilst on Amazon, a search for "Martin Luther Costume" turns out enough results to dress a small congregation.


Back in Germany, the broadcaster ZDF is airing a two-part serial entitled "Reformation" commissioned especially for the anniversary, starring Maximilian Brackner as Martin Luther. It is also airing in the U.K. on the BBC, and both channels have also commissioned special documentaries to mark the occasion.

The town of Wittenberg itself is understandably excited; in fact it's already in the tenth year of a "Luther decade" it proclaimed in 2008. On the anniversary, a "Reformation festival" will see "jugglers, musicians, hosts, craftsmen and people from the Middle Ages"gather in the town center, before the church opens for a commemorative concert in the evening.

For some people, this anniversary may be the first they've heard of Luther and the Reformation. But the wide range of celebrations, exhibits, documentaries and even commemorative toys mean that it'll be hard to escape its legacy, 500 years on.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/world-marking-500th-birthday-protestantism-130053118.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/world-marking-500th-birthday-protestantism-130053118.html)



For Elok...  :P
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 28, 2017, 04:56:59 PM
Hey, Protestantism is a Western problem.  We had an entirely different group of heretics, TYVM.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on October 28, 2017, 05:43:06 PM
"Problem".  Right; sure.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 28, 2017, 05:57:04 PM
(the reciprocal  :P was implicit there)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 28, 2017, 07:31:04 PM
Srsly: the good and bad effects of the Reformation are obviously going to be inextricable at this point, but even leaving aside the century of war which followed, from the Orthodox POV Luther threw the baby out with the (very dirty) bathwater.  His anticlericalism has since metamorphosed into an increasingly common enmity towards religion in general, at least if religion is to be understood as anything other than a private idiosyncratic opinion of no relevance to daily life.  Of course I cannot deny that his intentions were good, or that his battle did not need to be fought.  I only wish he'd chosen different tactics.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on October 28, 2017, 07:35:33 PM
Seriously; you don't get Luther.  Short of somehow becoming pope, there was no way he was going to reform the church from within.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 28, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
From within?  Probably not, though it should be noted that the church was far more corrupt in the tenth century, and successfully reformed prior to the Crusades by a charismatic monastic movement.  Of course Europe was a different place five centuries later.  But I'm not speaking merely of schism, but of his teaching sola scriptura, the priesthood of all believers, etc.  It's not hard to see how this led to the progressive marginalization of religion in public life; if everyone is an authority, authority becomes meaningless.  There's a lot of middle ground between "listen to a lot of Latin you don't understand and shut up" and "eviscerate the whole patristic tradition."

EDIT: sorry if this is offensive; I'm phrasing this as neutrally as I can.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on October 28, 2017, 08:45:15 PM
That line of argument nearly boils down to "better the church on top than right with Jesus".
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 28, 2017, 09:20:51 PM
Not at all.  The churches in the East have gone through cycles of corruption and purification numerous times, without ever abandoning the idea of dogmatic authority.  The problem is not the idea of centralized doctrine, but of theocracy.  Once the church has political power, faith takes on a political dimension; our schisms began in earnest after the Second Ecumenical Council, when Constantinople claimed temporal supremacy and thereby offended the other, older churches.  By contrast, Judaism has never had worldly power, but did have a firmly established tradition of authority, and remained largely intact until the nineteenth century in spite of severe hardship and geographic barriers.  Whereas some modern Protestant denominations are non-clerical, but nonetheless crooked as a Borgia.  Witness Joel Osteen ...

EDIT: By contrast, Islam disintegrated into rival camps within the first generation after Muhammad.  Whereas early Christians appear to have been hierarchical and authoritative, but overcame Gnosticism by conversion alone, and of course could not hope to be corrupt or abusive with the power they did not have.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 30, 2017, 03:47:14 PM
Again, I'm not trying to be offensive here.  I'm just saying, Luther has a mixed legacy, and part of that legacy is a world where religion has become irrelevant.  The Europe celebrating the Reformation is covered with empty or nearly-empty churches, and in most of it even mentioning God in public is grossly distasteful.  America's headed the same direction, though we're weird enough that we might not follow the same trajectory exactly.  Now, most people, in most time periods, aren't really all that into religion in the first place; you could argue they've only stopped pretending.  But the post-Luther conception of religion has drifted to the point where even those who want religion can't always find it, because it's been reduced from a cohesive worldview to a personal idiosyncrasy.  It didn't have to go this way.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on October 30, 2017, 04:46:35 PM
I don't put any of that down to not having a universal church, though.  It's more prevalent, in fact, in Europe, where the Catholic church is still a far greater presence...

-Geo, do chip in...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 30, 2017, 05:18:01 PM
I'm not talking about just "not having a universal church."  I mean the general Protestant worldview of religiosity as primarily an individual, rather than collective, phenomenon.  It wasn't that way from the beginning; where religion thrives, it does so as a social glue, a set of rituals which bind the community together as well as providing a shared worldview.  Along comes Luther, who chucks out not only the idea of authority and tradition, but even the direct relevance of good works.  Faith is king--and faith can exist between your two ears.  This has an atomizing effect which has only increased over time.

Now, America is a Protestant country, through and through--but it is also a very conservative country.  Its history has been far more stable than Europe's, and its society has changed more slowly.  We've never had our government violently overthrown, for example, and our last domestic war was a hundred and fifty years ago.  The absence of true theocracy also slowed the rot.  Even so, we're really not that far behind Europe.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on October 30, 2017, 06:19:22 PM
Well, church is community; that's no different for protestants.  You're blaming something doctrinal for an effect I'd tend to put more to the TV being more entertaining than the local preacher/priest.  Seriously.

I wish I was in more of a chatty mood, because there's an interesting conversation to be had here, if only, like everything in my world right now, it didn't feel like too much work.  Such are the tides of my own soul...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 30, 2017, 06:52:46 PM
Understood.  I can accept this argument being somewhat one-sided, if you're just feeling meh; I was just worried, from your silence, that you were terribly offended.  I hope you get over your blahs soon.

A personal anecdote: a coworker of mine converted her husband from nominal Catholicism to [some sort of Evangelical, nature unspecified].  Neither she nor my Baptist boss could fathom why coworker's MIL was so upset by the baptism.  As Baptist boss put it: "you'd think a person would be pleased by her child choosing to take their relationship with Jesus more seriously."  I had to explain the completely alien view of Catholics that church membership is a form of communal identity, and that by abandoning Catholicism hubby was effectively repudiating his heritage.  The man's family didn't take their Catholicism at all seriously, so you could argue that this is an improvement; on the other hand, if such a radical shift of beliefs is seen as no big deal in itself, that's another way of not taking it seriously.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on October 30, 2017, 08:29:52 PM
Oh no; I desperately want to set you straight about protestants and Protestantism, but I'm not easily offended talking religion.  It is what it is, and a lot of spiritual belief sets -a majority, probably- hold it pretty implicit that everyone else is wrong -- and you just CAN'T have these conversations without a thick skin...

Now me, I'm pretty resolutely agnostic and the Southern Baptist Convention is pretty much a wing of the Republican party for the last 30 years, but that doesn't mean it doesn't bother me when somebody thinks MY people suck in ways they don't.  [shrugs]  But it's nothing to get all het up about; you put it tactfully, at least.

---

So since you think Authority, in the form of a priesthood and patriarchy, are a good thing, tell me: how is that consistent with Paul's teachings on the Priesthood of the Believer, on the level of Melchizedek?  I cannot say that I know a great deal about Orthodox theology, beyond the differences with Rome on hierarchy; educate me please, sir.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on October 31, 2017, 04:25:32 PM
I'm not familiar with the bit you're citing; is it from Hebrews?  At any rate, the NT itself makes clear that the early church was authoritative; the very first church council is recorded in Acts 15, with a binding conclusion ("it seemed good to the Holy Spirit and to us") about which parts of the Law are necessary for converts.  Likewise the various epistles make it clear that certain beliefs and practices are unambiguously wrong, on the Apostles' authority (though of course not without reference to the OT).  Things hadn't crystallized by that point, obviously, but given that the scriptures were written by men, and compiled by the consensus of men, it seems strange to draw a line between "scripture" and "traditions of men."  There wasn't any scripture for decades after Pentecost, and what scripture there was took the form of directives from living authority figures.  When things did settle down, they were into a fairly familiar pattern of hierarchical clergy.

From an Orthodox POV, Sola Scriptura is something of a shell game; the interpretation of the Bible which grew organically from centuries of worship and practice is wrong, while the one developed in an alien cultural context more than a thousand years later is right, because the latter interpretation is not an interpretation at all, but "what the Bible teaches."  So, for example, when Jesus says things like "unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man, and drink His blood, you have no life in you," obviously Jesus is being metaphorical, while a verse which could be taken to express Protestant sympathies is true in the most literal and straightforward way.  But there are a lot of "clear Biblical teachings" that weren't clear and Biblical to an awful lot of people who spent an awful lot of time reading the Bible, for centuries.  It rather staggers the mind that the Bible was saying this stuff for so long and we all missed it for a millennium and a half.

An Orthodox difference: most or all of the Western churches, AFAIK, have a concept variously known as the Satisfaction theory, or the Penal Substitution, which holds that Jesus died to save us from the righteous wrath of God the Father.  We had sinned so much that we were condemned to die, and God could not or would not save us without somebody else paying the fee.  Now, there are verses in the Bible that could be read that way, yes, and I think some parts of Augustine hint in this direction, but it's absent from the patristic tradition otherwise until around the turn of the millennium, when it was elaborated by a guy named Anselm of Canterbury.  It's a reading of the Bible that makes great sense if you grew up in a feudal honor culture, like Anselm; we find it unfathomable and offensive for a number of reasons.  We understand sin as a disease, not a crime.

Okay, I'm going to try and write my book now.  Thanks for talking.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on November 01, 2017, 06:31:39 AM
So, for example, when Jesus says things like "unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man, and drink His blood, you have no life in you," obviously Jesus is being metaphorical

SURE.  Metaphorical. 

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Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 03, 2017, 08:47:03 PM
Okay, I haven't had time to go through all of Hebrews, but a cursory skim hasn't shown anything that says priesthood is obsolete as such; it says Christ is our new High Priest, a newer and better sacrifice, but nothing about "you shouldn't have ordained priests anymore."  If there is, I couldn't find it.  Where is it?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 03, 2017, 09:00:21 PM
Forgive me for being lazy, but:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_priesthood  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priesthood_of_Melchizedek
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 03, 2017, 09:28:07 PM
We understand Hebrews to mean that the New Covenant is superior to, and supersedes, the Old, same as Protestants.  Christ's priesthood does not obviate the need for actual priests.  It's not clear to me how the Protestant concept of ministers or preachers differs significantly from actual priests, beyond clothes and nomenclature.  There's less majesty in the authority, and the contrarian and dissident tendencies built into the ideology do encourage schism, but it's still an authority.  We Orthodox are somewhat more democratic than the RCC--every national church is almost purely independent, and nobody has the kind of dictatorial authority the Pope does--but this follows ancient and canonical practice.  To be fair, the RCC's more autocratic structure evolved in parallel with ours.  Both, however, were rooted in the very oldest practices.  There were priests and bishops long before there was a New Testament canon.  Those books were selected by the collective judgment of thousands of clergymen.  Paul tells Timothy about the desired qualifications for bishops and deacons.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 03, 2017, 10:21:27 PM
Well yeah; that last has caused some trouble, too.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 04, 2017, 08:14:18 PM
Let me say this, too, that we talk past one another's blind spots less - I don't claim to have made the case that a priesthood isn't needed; but you've gone on from the base assumption that one is without even trying to prove that case.

Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (Live on Letterman) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2GEOcEcRtY#)

Protestants talk about a "personal Jesus" because well, the Church is for spreading the Word - and mutual support of the faithful and instruction of the young and all that.  Like any group of more than --- one person --- there's a need for organization and leadership, of course, but I've read the Bible cover to cover, and I still don't see a need for "priesthood".  I'm profoundly given to understand that my relationship with Jesus is between me and him; no need for any intersession/mediation on the part of the living or dead.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 04, 2017, 09:14:00 PM
But a "personal Jesus" diminishes the church to the point of irrelevance, and the Christian life is a communal life, always has been.  You can't have a really functional and healthy community without shared principles.  If everybody has the inalienable right to decide what the Bible says, with no authority or arbiter, there's nothing to prevent the Church from splintering--which it did almost immediately after 1517.  It splintered again, and again, and again, to the point where there are now something like 3000 Christian denominations, which adds up to something like five or six schisms a year on average.  The priesthood of all believers has led to a whole lot of bad blood, and not much else that I can see.

There never was a "personal Jesus."  In Jesus's own lifetime there were disciples with delegated power, and afterwards the NT describes a rapidly expanding hierarchy, with the diaconate being created even before the conversion of Paul to assist with charitable endeavors.  Some local churches even became outright communist--I believe the community at Jerusalem was the one where they shared everything.  Try and tell them that it's about your personal relationship or whatever.  Odds are it would have struck them, as it strikes us, as (there's no daintier way to put it) offensively proprietary and self-centered.  You don't own your Messiah.

Have you ever read Laura Bohannon's Shakespeare in the Bush?  She went to live with a tribe called the Tiv in Africa for a while, and tried to tell them the story of Hamlet while she was there.  They were interested in the story, but they were so far removed from even modern Europe, let alone Elizabethan England, that they couldn't help understanding the story in a radically different way than it was intended.  Hamlet's killing of Polonius, for example, is not mad but perfectly sensible, because if you're living in the African bush any unexpected noise in the background is assumed to be danger and speared.  Serves Polonius right for stupidly sneaking up like that.  As for the madness itself, so far as the Tiv know madness can only be caused by forest spirits or witchcraft by male relatives in your father's line, so plainly Claudius is to blame for it, and the moral of the story is "don't practice witchcraft, it'll bite you right in the ass."  And so on.  She doesn't even try to explain purgatory and all that.  Basically, this is how Protestantism (and to a much lesser extent Catholicism) looks to us.  The New Testament was written in Greek, for an audience composed largely of Greeks and Hellenized Jews.  We are the descendants, culturally if not always in blood, of those same people.  You, and your predecessors, came to a set of intuitive but incorrect conclusions about the Bible because you lacked the cultural background to understand it.  Sorry if that sounds condescending, but that's how we see it.  Of course, the Jews say similar things about us, but I'm inclined to wonder just how much of modern Judaism was formed in reaction to Christianity.

As for intercession--don't Protestants ask people to pray for them?  It's not like we believe the priest is some kind of superhuman being.  It's been understood since the time of Constantine (Donatist controversy) that Grace comes from God, regardless of the priest's own merits.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 04, 2017, 11:32:50 PM
Besides the stage in my mood cycle, a major thing that's holding me back in holding up my end of this conversation is feeling like it would be rude to go into what-all I think is rank blasphemy according to an amalgamation of protestant theology and my private opinion if only I still believed.  I once flatly conceded a forum argument taking pro on the thesis that Constantine the Great was Satan's victory when I realized that defending my position was going to require bad-mouthing the Catholic and Orthodox Churches in public --- and that not everyone enjoys rough-and-ready arguments about religion like I do, nor does just everyone have as thick a skin...  I didn't want to win that bad, to get into dicey stuff like that in public when it was all just for fun.  -That was before I came to see the truth of the meme about arguing on the nets being like competing in the Special Olympics.

So there.  I've lost a religious argument to Nikolai.  -Good kid, but doesn't know what a whoopin' he was spared.

....

On a far more congenial anecdotal note that I imagine you'll enjoy, a few years ago, I played host to guest from a European country that exists because it chose Catholicism -he's an atheist, actually, but had been an altar boy growing up- and while I drove him around the area to see the sights for several days, we ended up talking religion a good deal.  See, fish don't know the water is wet, and he noticed something I wouldn't have as long as I lived on my own; that we couldn't go for five minutes anywhere in the unzoned countryside without passing a church.

This here's protestant country, almost exclusively.  Blew a fellow from a Catholic nation's mind, that there wasn't one huge church to a town...  Worse than that, over a third were all Southern Baptist, and still separate churches sometimes not a mile apart.  My best guess for some of them was simple split congregations, which is gonna happen sometimes in a democracy without police/military powers.  -And speaking as a pale native of the southeast, and make of it what you will, I say thank God for that last lack.

The guilty part is welcome to chip in on this of course, of course.  Every few minutes, mid-sentence, one of us would call out CHURCH.  ;lol
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 04, 2017, 11:54:51 PM
Eh.  Constantine was a thing that happened.  I think it's rather silly that we made a saint out of him, treating sainthood like a British knighthood for services rendered, but eh.  It's silly that we canonized (most of) the Romanovs too--only GD Elizabeth deserved it, the rest were just our way of flipping off the Communists.  Anyway, there were good and bad consequences there, but church doctrine and structure were largely formed by the time he came along.  Most of the controversies after were disguised political fights, and we paid the price for them (Islam).

Which doesn't mean I reject their conclusions; good things can come from ugly places.  One of our priests recently succeeded in getting an alt-rightist excommunicated; his justification was a council ruling against "phyletism" in the 1800s, called by the Greeks to hammer some uppity Bulgarians.  The council itself was nakedly political, and petty to boot.  But it's our best hammer against infiltration by the jingo nuts.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 05, 2017, 12:24:41 AM
;lol

Man, I don't think even Paul knew Jesus from a hole in the ground, so yeah; not a fan of Constantine or the Council of Nicaea or any or them jokers.  -But that's just me, and mostly not Protestant stuff.  In fact, I think something on the order of the upper 90s percentile of all "Christians" have it fundamentally wrong, according to their own holy text -and that's coming from the base assumption for the sake of argument that the Bible is true- so you might imagine that I might fail to see the harm in schism, what with almost all of them being wrong in subtly different ways, but mostly alike in the fundamentally wrong-headed polytheistic doctrine of the Holy Trinity.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 06, 2017, 02:00:10 AM
Whereas you, from a distance of two thousand years and rather more miles, are seeing something they did not?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 06, 2017, 03:35:12 AM
[shrugs] I've actually read the Bible, which very much puts me in the minority of Christians, ever.  I cannot account for the error of ancients who could not separate sundry pagan ways and traditions from what Jesus taught, just as I can find absolutely no consistency between his teachings and any Christian participating in military service and still thinking they're adequate Christians.

Yo, yer appeal to authority don't work on me; your authorities aren't Jesus, and that's kinda the point of the thread. ;nod
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 06, 2017, 04:29:14 AM
But you only know Jesus via those same authorities, and you're editing out the sources you know Jesus from based on inherited biases.  Which is to say, you're hacking at the base of the same pillar you're standing on.  If I said to you that I understood the teachings of Confucius better than the Chinese, or those of Muhammad better than the Muslims, because I'd read their respective works in translation and come to conclusions which did not fit with what people from their culture concluded, you'd laugh at me.  It's immensely improbable that your superior understanding comes from actual insights rather than ignorance.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 06, 2017, 06:48:50 PM
Just an example: the Trinity is pretty well attested in the NT.  Terms like "consubstantial" don't appear, but it's clear that, in addition to God as originally understood, Jesus is either God or something so close as to make little difference (Arianism), and there's something called the Holy Spirit that does a lot of God's work.  They're three separate things or people or what-have-you.  And concurrent traditions come to the simplest conclusion of this conundrum.  Aside from the Pauline formula "the Grace of Our Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God the Father, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all," there's a lot of contemporary evidence for trinitarian thought.  Phos Hilarion, a hymn from perhaps a few decades after the best scholarly estimate of the composition of the Gospels, contains the words "Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, One God."  We don't see a gradual decline into polytheism, but something integral to Christianity from quite early.  Above all, Jesus gives an extended monologue on the HS in John.  In order to say the Trinity is a corruption, you have to argue that a lot of the Gospels are interpolated, while still claiming the other parts represent a discernible earlier tradition.  But since your only possible grounds for authority on Jesus in any sense lies in those same scriptures you're undermining ... do you see the contradiction?

Unless, of course, you want to appeal to the various Gnostic "gospels."  But it doesn't sound like it.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on November 07, 2017, 09:27:26 PM
Man, it's too bad my son didn't choose different for his religion report.  You guys would have made great reference material.  Sadly, I don't presently have time to participate. 

(they couldn't pick one of the top 5, bonus points to anyone who guesses what my son decided to research.) 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 07, 2017, 10:17:17 PM
Well, about all I know about you is that Halloween is your religion, so I'm going to guess some kind of paganism variant?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Rusty Edge on November 07, 2017, 10:54:57 PM
I don't want to get into this either.

 My reaction was to take a sort of Quaker stance,  and question why there need to be priests and intermediaries in spirituality, but ultimately I like and respect Greek Orthodoxy. I did leave the Methodist church for a Lutheran congregation because I thought the pastor was following his own prophecies, which I didn't think were compatible with the scriptures. That's case of me, a layperson making a judgement against a cleric. It's also a case of choosing traditional over the spiritual. 

I figure Orthodoxy is a truer Christianity than Catholicism, Classical or Radical Protestantism. Don't know enough about Coptic Christians to make any comparison. I fault the Orthodox church for not taking a harder and earlier stance against violence and vengeance in post-Yugoslavia, but I blame the other religions there too for not doing the same.

I have a friend that majored in math and theology. Ultimately he became an ordained Methodist, but he was tempted to convert to Orthodoxy because he said most of Christianity took a wrong turn by embracing Aristotle. I could be wrong on the particular philosopher.

I imagine it's possible, and maybe easier to see a change in a religion from a distance or a historical perspective that people immersed in the culture can't see themselves. Something that happened with a religious leader, or an emperor.

Anyway, it's an interesting thread to skim...but nothing I have time, energy or inclination to argue.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 07, 2017, 11:41:19 PM
Most people don't like to argue this stuff, I know.  Modern Orthodoxy has ... problems.  No human institution doesn't.  We avoided the pitfalls of Papacy by being more decentralized, with national churches that mostly defer to secular leaders provided they aren't blatantly blasphemous or antagonistic.  This does make us much more vulnerable to being turned into jingo poodles, which is why the aforementioned anti-phyletism council is so important--it's a rare blow against one of our worst weaknesses.  Putin appears to be using the Russian Church as his personal propaganda outlet and catering to Holy Rus' hooey that's more about ethnic triumphalism than actual piety.  Blecch.

The other problem is that, being so decentralized, we fight a lot.  Not over doctrine so much; all the big doctrinal decisions were made long ago, and we tend to endorse each others' minor decisions as a kind of courtesy (e.g., "okay, sure, the Romanovs were saints, whatever, it's not like non-Russians will take that seriously anyway").  But since all those decisions were made so long ago, the rules about who controls what are based on medieval precedents.  We tried to have a major council in Crete a year ago; it was derailed by boycotts involving suspicion of the Ecumenical Patriarch's motives and some bizarre fight between Antioch and Jerusalem over who had authority over a handful of churches in Yemen.  I like to think that this is still better than the circumstances attending some of the medieval councils.  For example, nobody has imprisoned a Pope in quite some time.  In some ways, the end of Byzantium was rather a blessing.

So, yeah.  That's us.  Regarding differences, Orthodoxy allows that Augustine was a saint for the same principle of courtesy I just enumerated, but we're deeply suspicious of a lot of the stuff he said.  It's been remarked (I forget who said it) that we had St. John Climacus instead of Augustine, and St. Gregory Palamas instead of Aquinas.  We aren't besotted with Aristotle like Aquinas was, but we had him from the beginning, unlike the West who rediscovered him later, so maybe he wasn't such a big deal?  In general, we're happier leaving things fuzzy than the RCC.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 08, 2017, 04:15:26 AM
I do still have stuff to say/react, just not so much with the feeling like saying it the last few days...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on November 08, 2017, 04:22:21 AM
Well, about all I know about you is that Halloween is your religion, so I'm going to guess some kind of paganism variant?

Religiously, I'm about the polar opposite of an atheist.  Instead of believing they are all inherently false, I happen to believe they all have(or had) value to the individuals who believe.  That doesn't make one more or less correct than another, and my truth doesn't need to be yours. 

I happen to see Halloween as the ultimate celebration of human imagination and creativity, and thus value it above many things, yes. 

As for my son, I can see where some might lump his choice in with paganism, I believe that would be folly.  Though I can certainly see how one might expect that, especially if they haven't been following me too terribly long as my inspiration of late has definitely drifted to more traditionally pagan sources in recent years  Especially with talk of a permanent stone circle in the yard, but that connection would require someone be (somewhat understandably) ignorant of the plethora of stone circles from a variety of ancient cultures.     

Edit: grammar and stuff 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on November 08, 2017, 04:24:10 AM
I do still have stuff to say/react, just not so much with the feeling like saying it the last few days...

You know I'm dying to jump in as well, but I'm afraid I lack the time due to various situations. 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on November 08, 2017, 01:29:46 PM
Does anyone need a crazy transhumanist's opinion on religion?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on November 08, 2017, 01:32:43 PM
Always. 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 08, 2017, 02:32:24 PM
Sure.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on November 08, 2017, 02:52:26 PM
Oh, uh, I don't actually have a strong opinion about Protestantism. Personally, the various schisms that befall religions are kind of baffling to me. I guess it comes down to me not understanding how conflict arises from varying interpretations of a text. I mean, I've been in a fair number of arguments about the meaning or message of some (stupid, unimportant SF) story, but it's kind of always seemed obvious to me that we're arguing about our personal preferences rather than the literal truth of the text. Our experiences always inform how we interpret a text, and when we will never have direct access to what the text is about, that's the best we can do. So maybe try to convince people that your particular preferences are better (and such preferences will lead to a particular reading of a text), but don't try to convince people of what the text actually says.

Oops. Uh, I guess I went for a PoMo argument rather than a transhuman argument. That probably won't come off very well.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 08, 2017, 04:59:54 PM
Where we've been over a lot of this before - with me in a better mood for expressing my POV: http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?topic=16689.0 (http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?topic=16689.0)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 08, 2017, 11:35:36 PM
Oh, uh, I don't actually have a strong opinion about Protestantism. Personally, the various schisms that befall religions are kind of baffling to me. I guess it comes down to me not understanding how conflict arises from varying interpretations of a text. I mean, I've been in a fair number of arguments about the meaning or message of some (stupid, unimportant SF) story, but it's kind of always seemed obvious to me that we're arguing about our personal preferences rather than the literal truth of the text. Our experiences always inform how we interpret a text, and when we will never have direct access to what the text is about, that's the best we can do. So maybe try to convince people that your particular preferences are better (and such preferences will lead to a particular reading of a text), but don't try to convince people of what the text actually says.

Oops. Uh, I guess I went for a PoMo argument rather than a transhuman argument. That probably won't come off very well.

I assume you've seen the relevant SSC post.  Religious splits are very commonly about what might be described as "politics."  Even in the Byzantine Empire, very few people had a particularly strong opinion about whether Christ had one or two natures.  But everybody had a strong opinion about those [Greeks/Non-Greeks] from [Constantinople and environs/the East] and their obnoxious sense of superiority.

Now, when you look at Orthodoxy vs. Protestantism, the accumulated little differences add up to quite a gap in perception ...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 09, 2017, 12:31:32 AM
...And thus, this thread, Elok being more than worth the effort to try to school -and learn from- when I'm up to making the effort...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 09, 2017, 01:27:45 AM
Have you encountered the Slate Star Codex yet?  The backlog is a massive timesuck, he's been posting for years, but it's great fun.  It's the personal blog of a guy who's sort of like Lori, if Lori had decided to be a psychiatrist instead of an astrosomething.

Anyway, fun story about the heretics of the Third and Fourth councils: it's unclear to what extent they even believed the stuff they were accused of believing.  Modern conversations with Copts and other Monophysites tend to be very civil, and not just because we feel bad about them getting massacred right now.  It appears a lot of it was just a preference for slightly different wording, exacerbated by whether or not one was a filthy fish-sauce-eating Greek.

Now, I still anathematize your damnable errors and stuff.  But I like Russell Moore, and he's Southern Baptist, even if most of the Southern Baptists don't seem to like him much.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on November 09, 2017, 01:54:16 AM
Well, Southern Baptists are almost all a pack of morons and/or ignoramuses and fools.  -I can say that, and you can't.  The women also wear WAY too much perfume to church, some of them, and it gives me a headache right up there with the hate politics and some inevitable tone-deaf singers - except an actual literal headache.

Slate Star Codex and Russell Moore alike are drawing big blanks.

Anathema back at'cha, pal. ;)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Rusty Edge on November 09, 2017, 02:30:34 AM
Oh, uh, I don't actually have a strong opinion about Protestantism. Personally, the various schisms that befall religions are kind of baffling to me. I guess it comes down to me not understanding how conflict arises from varying interpretations of a text. I mean, I've been in a fair number of arguments about the meaning or message of some (stupid, unimportant SF) story, but it's kind of always seemed obvious to me that we're arguing about our personal preferences rather than the literal truth of the text. Our experiences always inform how we interpret a text, and when we will never have direct access to what the text is about, that's the best we can do. So maybe try to convince people that your particular preferences are better (and such preferences will lead to a particular reading of a text), but don't try to convince people of what the text actually says.

It's probably not such a stretch for you. People are people. Religions are always on about truths.

;-p   Oh, uh, I don't actually have a strong opinion about Science. Personally, the various schisms that befall sciences are kind of baffling to me. I guess it comes down to me not understanding how conflict arises from varying interpretations of data.. Our experiences always inform how we interpret data and observations, and when we will never have direct access to the original experiment, that's the best we can do. So maybe try to convince people that your particular preferences and methods are better (and such preferences will lead to a particular reading of a set of data), but don't try to convince people of what the experiment actually proves.

So scientists quarreling about a heresy like cold fusion might have more at stake than simply determining a particular fact. It could be about money, glory, book deals, department size, being afraid of being made a fool, being outraged that the masses are being mislead, or whether chemists know more than physicists. Or how about that time that Louis Pasteur was advocating that doctors practice hygiene, because they were actually transferring disease from patient to patient and causing death and illness rather than curing it? They weren't eager to embrace that one. Global warming, etc.

Fortunately or not, scientific fact is more provable than religious truth, but people are people and don't deal well with challenged long-held assumptions, or accepting responsibility for their errors, or the implications that force change.

Yeah, I know there a differences in political power between religion and science, so schisms can have more endurance, but in some ways, the two, or at least the people involved, act alike.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on November 09, 2017, 02:57:17 AM
Slatestarcodex.com

Russellmoore.com

If you care to check them out.  I have to go to bed now, since I'm waking up for work in less than eight hours.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on November 09, 2017, 02:04:05 PM
;-p   Oh, uh, I don't actually have a strong opinion about Science. Personally, the various schisms that befall sciences are kind of baffling to me. I guess it comes down to me not understanding how conflict arises from varying interpretations of data.. Our experiences always inform how we interpret data and observations, and when we will never have direct access to the original experiment, that's the best we can do. So maybe try to convince people that your particular preferences and methods are better (and such preferences will lead to a particular reading of a set of data), but don't try to convince people of what the experiment actually proves.

Oh man, it was totally not my intention to get into a science vs. religion debate. But if you want to go down that route, the difference is that in science, reality can (does not always, but can) tell you when you're wrong. Either your law of gravity will get your rocket to the moon or it won't. Either your theory of germs will cure that disease or it won't.

In debates about texts, there is often no fact of the matter, no actual objective truth to be found. This is not me saying that science is better than religion or that religious people have to take things on faith, just that any particular text is a finite source of information.

Like, say, look at debates about whether a character in a novel is gay. Unless the character says, "Hi, I am a gay person," or you have a reliable, omniscient narrator who says "so and so was gay" or you see said character engaging in gay sex, then there might simply be no fact of the matter about whether that character is gay. Each side can argue for one particular interpretation of the text or another, but there is literally no truth about it, only better or worse, or more or less interesting, ways of reading the text. This doesn't make fiction worse than science, but different.

I see no reason why the same is not true of religious texts.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Rusty Edge on November 09, 2017, 08:50:57 PM
;-p   Oh, uh, I don't actually have a strong opinion about Science. Personally, the various schisms that befall sciences are kind of baffling to me. I guess it comes down to me not understanding how conflict arises from varying interpretations of data.. Our experiences always inform how we interpret data and observations, and when we will never have direct access to the original experiment, that's the best we can do. So maybe try to convince people that your particular preferences and methods are better (and such preferences will lead to a particular reading of a set of data), but don't try to convince people of what the experiment actually proves.

Oh man, it was totally not my intention to get into a science vs. religion debate. But if you want to go down that route, the difference is that in science, reality can (does not always, but can) tell you when you're wrong. Either your law of gravity will get your rocket to the moon or it won't. Either your theory of germs will cure that disease or it won't.

In debates about texts, there is often no fact of the matter, no actual objective truth to be found. This is not me saying that science is better than religion or that religious people have to take things on faith, just that any particular text is a finite source of information.

Like, say, look at debates about whether a character in a novel is gay. Unless the character says, "Hi, I am a gay person," or you have a reliable, omniscient narrator who says "so and so was gay" or you see said character engaging in gay sex, then there might simply be no fact of the matter about whether that character is gay. Each side can argue for one particular interpretation of the text or another, but there is literally no truth about it, only better or worse, or more or less interesting, ways of reading the text. This doesn't make fiction worse than science, but different.

I see no reason why the same is not true of religious texts.

Nah, me either. I just wanted you to see why we quarrel. Social sciences might have been a better comparison. Well, back to Real Life for me.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on November 09, 2017, 09:07:05 PM
Ah, yeah, I think I just took your twisting of my post more seriously than was intended and should have read the next bit a little more carefully.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on December 18, 2017, 04:01:45 PM
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The Vatican Bans Sales of Saints' Body Parts in Updated Relic Rules
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Nicole Winfield / AP •December 16, 2017


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The new rules govern how body parts and cremated remains are to be handled



(VATICAN CITY) — The Vatican’s saint-making office has updated its rules governing the use of relics for would-be saints, issuing detailed new guidelines Saturday that govern how body parts and cremated remains are to be obtained, transferred and protected for eventual veneration.

The instructions explicitly rule out selling the hair strands, hands, teeth and other body parts of saints that often fetch high prices in online auctions. They also prohibit the use of relics in sacrilegious rituals and warn that the church may have to obtain consent from surviving family members before unearthing the remains of candidates for sainthood.

Officials said the guidelines were necessary given some obstacles that had emerged since the rules were last revised in 2007, particularly when surviving relatives and church officials disagreed. One current case before a U.S. appeals court concerns a battle over the remains of Fulton Sheen, an American archbishop known for his revolutionary radio and television preaching in the 1950s and 1960s.

Sheen’s niece went to court to force the archdiocese of New York to transfer Sheen’s body from under the altar of St. Patrick’s Cathedral to Peoria, Illinois, where Sheen was born, ordained a priest and where his sainthood cause has been launched by Peoria’s bishop.

The New York archdiocese refused and appealed a 2016 lower court ruling in favor of the niece. A decision from the appeals court is expected soon.

Monsignor Robert Sarno of the Vatican’s Congregation for the Causes of Saints said it’s impossible to know what difficulties could complicate a saint-making case or whether the new guidelines might have helped avoid the legal battle over Sheen.

But Sarno said the Vatican believed the updates were needed anyway to provide bishops around the world with a detailed, go-to guide in multiple languages to replace the Latin instructions that provided only general rules to follow.

New to the protocols is a section that makes clear that bishops must have the “consent of the heirs” in regions where the bodies of the dead legally belong to surviving family members. The revised instructions lay out in detail how a body is to be unearthed, saying it must be covered with a “decorous” cloth while a relic is being taken and then re-buried in clothes of similar style.

The guidance also explicitly allows for cremated remains to be used as relics. For most of its 2,000-year history, the Catholic Church only permitted burial, arguing that it best expressed the Christian hope for resurrection. But in 1963, the Vatican explicitly allowed cremation as long as it didn’t suggest a denial of faith about resurrection.

The new instruction also makes clear that bishops must agree in writing to any transfer of the remains, and calls for absolute secrecy when a body is unearthed and a relic taken for eventual veneration.

The document repeats church teaching that relics from candidates for sainthood can only be venerated publicly once they have been beatified, the first step to possible sainthood.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/vatican-bans-sales-saints-apos-163735371.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/vatican-bans-sales-saints-apos-163735371.html)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on December 18, 2017, 09:40:47 PM
Wait wait wait...

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prohibit the use of relics in sacrilegious rituals

Um.  You mean sacrilegious rituals are OK as long as you DON'T use a saint's remains? 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 18, 2018, 06:36:08 PM
As for intercession--don't Protestants ask people to pray for them?  It's not like we believe the priest is some kind of superhuman being.  It's been understood since the time of Constantine (Donatist controversy) that Grace comes from God, regardless of the priest's own merits.
I see I never answered this.

Well, God answers prayers, and you could always use a good word or two put in, is more or less the thinking.  God did concede an argument or two with a faithful follower in the Old Testament.  -One imagines He wasn't real firm on whichever side of the Divine-Punishment/Wrath-or-not in those case to have given in, and you never know if what you want/need isn't something like that. 

The saints gone to their reward?  We don't know anything about them or their circumstances, do we?  Do you cats go overboard about Mary like the RCs do?  You used to, I think, judging from the art.  So, I'm a good Southern Baptist for the sake of this argument, and so I believe that Mary was uncommonly virtuous -or why would God have chosen her?- but WHY would I pray "Hey!  [Specially honored ghost!]  Please go to bat for me with Dad, please."  -As a good Southern Baptist, praying to Mary -or ANYONE but God/Jesus- is worship and the rankest blasphemy of all.

We ain't wild about the statues in church, either, the Bible being clear on THAT issue...  We think Mohammed took that way too far, and even tolerate the occasional painting of Jesus Himself, though we shouldn't in Church.

There's theology behind the question of priestly authority, but I won't front that that isn't mostly relic rationalization for the temporal issues of schism, though I find the internal logic of the theology sound enough...


-Any other questions?  I feel like it now, and will do my best to explain...

---

...I was looking for when you asked me about if I wasn't chipping at the foundation upon which I stood, which I've wanted badly to talk about ever since.  Haven't found it yet, though, and I must have re-worded in my memory, 'cause I'd have sworn it was this thread, and running searches has yielded bupkiss...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 18, 2018, 06:40:55 PM
But you only know Jesus via those same authorities, and you're editing out the sources you know Jesus from based on inherited biases.  Which is to say, you're hacking at the base of the same pillar you're standing on.  If I said to you that I understood the teachings of Confucius better than the Chinese, or those of Muhammad better than the Muslims, because I'd read their respective works in translation and come to conclusions which did not fit with what people from their culture concluded, you'd laugh at me.  It's immensely improbable that your superior understanding comes from actual insights rather than ignorance.
Dang.  Two posts down.  "you're hacking at the base of the same pillar".  Bumped to tackle later...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 20, 2018, 12:57:01 AM
Okay, about icons: the Bible, and the record, isn't really anywhere near as "clear" as Protestants like to think.  The Hebrews are specifically ordered to decorate the Ark of the Covenant with angels.  Furthermore, Jews were known to use images very similar to Christian icons as decorations.  Look at the Dura Europos Synagogue (https://chayacassano.commons.gc.cuny.edu/iconography/), from the third century.  Whole wall covered in Bible stories--either they somehow missed the Second Commandment, or they understood it rather differently.  Early Christian iconography grew out of an existing and accepted tradition.  The strict iconoclastic tendencies of modern Jews probably came from Muslim influence.  Given the centuries of interaction between the West and Islam prior to the rise of Protestantism, I wouldn't rule out the possibility that you guys got it the same way by a roundabout channel, odd as that may sound.  Especially since Sola Scriptura and anticlericalism also rather resemble Islamic teaching.  I'm not going to get into the theological underpinnings of iconoduly; the short version is that it relates to the Incarnation.

EDIT: Wife notes that the entire Temple was ordered to be decorated with various kinds of graven images, and thus resembled our kind of church far more than yours.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 20, 2018, 01:39:07 AM
How about you guys don't get Exodus 20: 2-4 and Occam's razor?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 20, 2018, 01:47:01 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon's_Temple#Architectural_description (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon's_Temple#Architectural_description)

Gigantic frickin' statues of angels, carvings of cherubim, flowers, palm trees, etc.  A little digging into Kings shows further details about lions and bulls.  It seems the holiest site in Judaism was absolutely covered in images of things both in and under heaven.  Not sure about the seas below.

EDIT: Also, censers.  Lots of censers, and lamps.  Sounds a lot like us, which should not be surprising since our liturgical traditions grew organically from Judaism.  Occam's razor would seem to suggest that the Second Commandment forbids the creation of actual, literal idols, and not the use of images in worship, because Judaism just loved images in worship for more than a thousand years.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Kings+7&version=NKJV (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Kings+7&version=NKJV)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 20, 2018, 02:28:55 AM
Not responsible for anyone else getting it wrong...

Y'all do New King James?  Interesting.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 20, 2018, 02:55:01 AM
It was a translation I hopped to from Wikipedia.  We generally favor King James above other readily available English texts because it comes from the received text, and (so I read) the argument that everything has to be reinterpreted in the light of umpteen other textual variants as they're dug out of holes in the ground is, according to our theologians, crap.  I haven't looked into this all that deeply, since I don't care that much.

NB that your list of people who have gotten it wrong now includes the Jews who wrote the OT, and their successors for centuries, in addition to the first fifteen hundred years of Christians.  Based on one particular interpretation of one line in one book of the Bible, dating from a time period when, well, they put images of angels on the box they made to hold the Ten Commandments containing the very line you cite.  Did anybody get this right besides Muslims, prior to the sixteenth century?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 20, 2018, 03:13:05 AM
There are plenty of instances of God getting angry when the 2nd is broken in the sense of Israelites literally worshiping statues made as representations of foreign deities.  Do you know of any suggestion that God was angry about the decorations in Solomon's Temple, or on the Ark?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on April 20, 2018, 03:21:28 AM
I'm still waiting on an answer to whether or not the vatican is condemning my planned Álfablót when pithenge is done.  I promise not to use any saintly remains. 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 20, 2018, 03:23:58 AM
No, those are still wrong.  They're just clarifying that they aren't made right by chucking St. Alban's left toe in the middle of them.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 20, 2018, 03:38:49 AM
People are idiots, the human race's capacity to pervert ANYthing is infinite, and your weak appeals to authority are in danger of annoying me.  You can do better.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 20, 2018, 03:50:19 AM
Okay, I've established pretty clearly that the people who wrote the line you're citing did NOT understand it to mean what you're saying it means, as expressed in the only book you accept as an authority here.  But not all parts of the book; parts of the book I cite against your claim are the ones who "got it wrong."  How exactly am I supposed to argue here?  Am I supposed to dig up an alternative translation of that one line in Exodus?  What makes your one particular interpretation of that part "right" and all the other parts "wrong," aside from the fact that the "right" one happens to be the one you were raised in?

EDIT: WHY are the wrong ones wrong?  We never see the slightest hint that God is displeased with them in that respect.  He doesn't say, "hey, Solomon, please remove all those blasphemous decorations from my primary site of worship," does he?  IIRC they're actually straight-up ordered to put those angels on the Ark.  Quick Wiki check: yep, God shows Moses a pattern for the Ark, with decorations, and speaks from between the two cherubim.  Haven't looked up the original verse.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on April 20, 2018, 03:54:08 AM
No, those are still wrong.  They're just clarifying that they aren't made right by chucking St. Alban's left toe in the middle of them.

Surely St Christina would be more appropriate.

Possibly St Cyprian. 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: E_T on April 20, 2018, 04:32:55 AM
I'm still waiting on an answer to whether or not the vatican is condemning my planned Álfablót when pithenge is done.  I promise not to use any saintly remains.

How about some not so saintly remains??

And what if you do use some remains and the personage that they had come from is LATER sainted (I think the term is beatified... ).  What is the status then??
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on April 20, 2018, 04:53:03 AM
I'm still waiting on an answer to whether or not the vatican is condemning my planned Álfablót when pithenge is done.  I promise not to use any saintly remains.

How about some not so saintly remains??


Oh, I definitely need to make a market for um...anti-saint remains? 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 21, 2018, 02:00:43 AM
If this were any book other than the Bible, you'd find my argument perfectly cogent.  Say some guy from Renaissance Germany had decided that Plutarch's Lives was really a thinly veiled satire about prominent Greeks of his own time.  Wouldn't you find it kind of odd that nobody in Plutarch's own society seems to have noticed this?  That nobody censored the Lives, or made reference to its satirical nature in any way?  I'm pretty sure you would.  But because this was the Bible, the fact that what strikes you as the obvious interpretation was not obvious to literally anybody who read it at the time is an irrelevant "argument from authority."

This is especially odd given that a lot of the examples I'm giving are FROM THE BIBLE.  Again, you're chopping at that there pillar ...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 21, 2018, 02:14:28 AM
Sure - and the remarks about critical thinking and assessing your sources as well as possible that I've intended to make since Guy Fawkes day last year have gotten even more relevant.  -And that covers the most of it, really; I believe in critical thinking and assessing your sources as well as possible.

Remember, I read that he was the Lord my God and I shalt have no other gods before Him, a very long time ago, and drew my own conclusion that the holy trinity doctrine itself is rank blasphemy against the Lord my God - and they'd killed off all the Arians by 1,500 years ago, save a few Jehovah's Witnesses, and had their way with the scripture record - and if the whole world is wrong, so be it; it's still wrong.

Yer appeal to mob authority don't work on me, man, and ought to be beneath you, of all people.  Groupthink is the opposite of thinking.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on April 21, 2018, 02:45:55 AM
Part of critical thinking is the self-awareness to realize that most of the time you disagree with everyone else, the likeliest answer is that you're making some sort of cognitive error rather than that everyone else is. Yes, groupthink will sometimes be the answer, but simple probability means it pays to thoroughly investigate your own potential biases and arguments before you take up the alternative hypothesis.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 21, 2018, 03:31:21 AM
I acknowledge your point - but still, mobs are stupid, and people lie to themselves over trivial things and large alike, according to what they want to believe - not least in matters spiritual.

I come, after all, from a church that went stupid-in-the-bag-hard for an unqualified-for-office godless purveyor of greed and hate who never went to church and swore in public, yet they wanted to believe he was Christian, and talked themselves into believing it against clear evidence - and said they believed it out loud ad nauseum right there in church, and voted their unchristlike convictions.  The Pig, one Reagan, is in Hell now, but he had a string of successors.  Obvious bill of goods is obvious, but not if you want badly enough not to see it.

Get it straight: Thomas is my favorite Disciple, and I assert that his faith in Jesus was not weak; his faith in Peter and the rest was; Peter said lots when Jesus was Incarnate to correct him...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 21, 2018, 10:21:52 AM
You're giving an example where the Southern Baptists were clearly wrong to argue that the Southern Baptists are clearly right, albeit in a very different context.  What makes the opinions of certain Protestants "not groupthink" in this one context, while the opinions of Jews and Christians pre-Islam on the same subject are "groupthink"?  Iconoclastic Protestants have done far, far more than we have to shape the prevailing American culture.  This country was founded by hardcore Protestants, to the point where it was hailed as a miracle of diversity when we finally got around to electing a single obviously impious Catholic to the presidency.  Why does their influence on your way of thinking, even now, years later, when you're not sure you believe in any of it at all, not register as a potential bias?

EDIT: I mean, pardon me, but there's some pretzel-logic going on here.  You're talking about unChristlike convictions even as you assert that the doctrine of the Trinity, strongly supported by Christ's own words in the only records we have of Him, is spurious.  Meanwhile you're at least implying that the older parts of the Bible are more genuine, when from the scholarly POV the reverse is more likely.  There's a much larger distance between their dates of composition and the events they purport to describe than with the relatively young NT, and we know that many of the events in them wildly contradict the archeological evidence--no global Flood, no evidence of Egyptians running a foreign-slave economy, no sign that David and Solomon ruled a big, powerful Jewish Empire.  Issues with the NT are modest by comparison.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 21, 2018, 10:55:05 AM
No no no.  That first paragraph is a bad-faith reading.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 21, 2018, 09:22:14 PM
No, it isn't.  You're asserting your POV--an interpretive framework you acquired from being raised Southern Baptist--as though it isn't an interpretive framework at all, but "what the Bible says."  But the Bible says a lot of things in a lot of places, and your particular interpretation is based on reading the Second Commandment in one particular way, ignoring both contemporary and following traditions, as well as other parts of the Bible itself, as simply other people refusing to accept what you see as the correct interpretation of the Second.  But, stripped of all context, there's no reason the 2C should be taken to mean, "God doesn't like images of living or angelic beings used in worship in any way."  That's something you inherited from your own tradition.  It could also be taken to mean--the most literal or naive reading--that God doesn't like images of living things in any context, so that the horse my son drew yesterday is sinful.  It could mean that God doesn't want us making images, but we're okay with acquiring them from others, so long as we don't bow down and serve them (the second part).  Or it could mean--bearing in mind the scriptural context, in which God repeatedly gets angry at idol-worshipers--that God specifically does not like literal idolatry, the worship of objects as deities.  If you don't like our tradition, fine, but you don't get to claim yours as the default or obvious position when it's nothing of the sort.  This is what I meant by Sola Scriptura being a shell game.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Green1 on April 21, 2018, 10:33:17 PM
Don't feel bad, BU.

I went to a Southern Baptist academy when I was in high school. Know what it did for me?

It made me want to "assert my POV--an interpretive framework" to be that The Bible is full of [poop].

Just like The Book of Mormon, Dianetics, Quran, Book of I Ching, Buckland's Big Blue Book of Wicca, the Vitas, and a multitude of other works. These books are the Alex Jones of literature. At least Alex Jones is so full of it he is hilarious for a few minutes.... until you find out people actually believe that crap that have real money/influence.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 21, 2018, 11:42:14 PM
What?  An atheist?  On the internet?  How shocking!  I shall have to replace my monocle.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Syn on April 21, 2018, 11:42:17 PM
Don't feel bad, BU.

I went to a Southern Baptist academy when I was in high school. Know what it did for me?

It made me want to "assert my POV--an interpretive framework" to be that The Bible is full of [poop].

Just like The Book of Mormon, Dianetics, Quran, Book of I Ching, Buckland's Big Blue Book of Wicca, the Vitas, and a multitude of other works. These books are the Alex Jones of literature. At least Alex Jones is so full of it he is hilarious for a few minutes.... until you find out people actually believe that crap that have real money/influence.

The Bible would be more fun if it said the government was turning the frogs gay. ;lol
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 22, 2018, 12:04:42 AM
No, it isn't.
YES it is.  You're telling me what I mean, and getting it wrong.  Have some integrity.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on April 22, 2018, 12:14:18 AM
We generally favor King James above other readily available English texts because it comes from the received text, and (so I read) the argument that everything has to be reinterpreted in the light of umpteen other textual variants as they're dug out of holes in the ground is, according to our theologians, crap.  I haven't looked into this all that deeply, since I don't care that much.

I am curious about this attitude here, which is not uniquely yours but you're at least being explicit about it. Specifically, you not caring much about some particular way in which the Bible is presented to you. I understand willing to accept there are people who have dedicated more time and effort to various theological arguments and trusting their expertise. After all, there are a variety of very difficult mathematical derivations of physical laws I haven't looked into closely because I am confident smarter people have done them correctly.

But the parallel isn't perfect, because the Bible is the whole thing for Christians, the reason you might be a Christian in the first place. You accept that it is right about there being a god and Christ dying for your sins and all that. This is such a gigantic, life-defining piece of information that I don't understand not wanting to investigate the matter as closely as possible yourself before coming to a conclusion.

Because before you accept the validity of the Bible and place your trust in theologians who have studied it, there are a dozen different religions out there with theologians making arguments about their respective holy texts. There's every reason to believe they've put the same care and attention into their study as your theologians have, but none of that convinces you to switch religions. You are somehow convinced to be a Christian, presumably based on what the Bible says, while admitting you are not an expert on the Bible. So what parts of the Bible inspire belief but don't require theological expertise to do so?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on April 22, 2018, 12:20:11 AM
No, it isn't.
YES it is.  You're telling me what I mean, and getting it wrong.  Have some integrity.

An example of critical thinking and self-awareness. I long ago came to the conclusion that Elok is an extremely reasonable guy who generally makes good, thoughtful arguments about a lot of subjects. However, on those occasions when he disagrees with me about stuff I care intensely about, I start to believe he's making bad arguments. And I think to myself, "Gosh, Elok, you usually make such good arguments! Why are you making bad ones about this one thing I happen to care about?" And then I step back and consider whether that's likely and realize that if the only variable that differs is me caring a lot, then it's probably not something Elok-related making me think his arguments are bad.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Green1 on April 22, 2018, 12:31:05 AM
Luke Skywalker: [Yoda appears as a ghost] Master Yoda.

Yoda: Young Skywalker.

Luke Skywalker: I'm ending all of this. The tree, the texts, the Jedi. I'm going to burn it all down.

Yoda: [Yoda summons lightning to burn down the tree and the Jedi texts. He laughs] Ah, Skywalker. Missed you, have I.

Luke Skywalker: So it is time for the Jedi Order to end.

Yoda: Time it is for you to look past a pile of old books, hmm?

Luke Skywalker: The sacred Jedi texts?!?

Yoda: Oh, read them, have you? Page-turners they were not. Yes, yes, yes. Wisdom they held, but that library contained nothing that the girl Rey does not already possess. Skywalker, still looking to the horizon. Never here, now, hmm? The need in front of your nose.

    -The Last Jedi
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 22, 2018, 12:34:31 AM
Ignoring Xpost containing spoilers from schlocky movie.

The other possibility is that it's something I feel strongly about, which, to be fair, it is.  So no clear help there.

We generally favor King James above other readily available English texts because it comes from the received text, and (so I read) the argument that everything has to be reinterpreted in the light of umpteen other textual variants as they're dug out of holes in the ground is, according to our theologians, crap.  I haven't looked into this all that deeply, since I don't care that much.

I am curious about this attitude here, which is not uniquely yours but you're at least being explicit about it. Specifically, you not caring much about some particular way in which the Bible is presented to you. I understand willing to accept there are people who have dedicated more time and effort to various theological arguments and trusting their expertise. After all, there are a variety of very difficult mathematical derivations of physical laws I haven't looked into closely because I am confident smarter people have done them correctly.

But the parallel isn't perfect, because the Bible is the whole thing for Christians, the reason you might be a Christian in the first place. You accept that it is right about there being a god and Christ dying for your sins and all that. This is such a gigantic, life-defining piece of information that I don't understand not wanting to investigate the matter as closely as possible yourself before coming to a conclusion.

Because before you accept the validity of the Bible and place your trust in theologians who have studied it, there are a dozen different religions out there with theologians making arguments about their respective holy texts. There's every reason to believe they've put the same care and attention into their study as your theologians have, but none of that convinces you to switch religions. You are somehow convinced to be a Christian, presumably based on what the Bible says, while admitting you are not an expert on the Bible. So what parts of the Bible inspire belief but don't require theological expertise to do so?

The short and simple answer is that I follow the Church, not the Bible per se.  I accept the judgment of the Church as a general rule, because in my experience they have the correct analysis of what is wrong with human nature and how it needs to be fixed.  It's also my experience that Bible translations don't vary tremendously except where blatantly dishonest (Mormon and JW "translations") or trying too hard to be hip with modern English.  If one translation is confusing, I can check against other translations if need be.  There's also the matter that I'm not qualified to judge a good translation from a bad one, and it's a bit late in life to learn New Testament Greek.  I'm going to be taking things on authority no matter what I do, and I'm unlikely to come to a radical new insight in my reading that thousands of theologians haven't found already.

Also, TBH, I don't read the Bible as much as I should.  We're really supposed to, but I find Paul borderline unreadable in the way he staples clauses together for half a page until you forget what the original subject of the sentence was.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 22, 2018, 12:57:59 AM
No, it isn't.
YES it is.  You're telling me what I mean, and getting it wrong.  Have some integrity.

An example of critical thinking and self-awareness. I long ago came to the conclusion that Elok is an extremely reasonable guy who generally makes good, thoughtful arguments about a lot of subjects. However, on those occasions when he disagrees with me about stuff I care intensely about, I start to believe he's making bad arguments. And I think to myself, "Gosh, Elok, you usually make such good arguments! Why are you making bad ones about this one thing I happen to care about?" And then I step back and consider whether that's likely and realize that if the only variable that differs is me caring a lot, then it's probably not something Elok-related making me think his arguments are bad.
This is excellent.  Thing is, while I'm saying, more or less, all the same stuff I would have when I believed, I'm just arguing the internal logic according to the rules as I see them; I threw up my hands about what the actual truth was of God, Jesus and the rest a long time ago, save concluding that Christ was indisputably a great master who had the truest of answers.  -So on some level, I'm only arguing for fun, and started this thread explicitly/openly as a troll of 'Lok, who's fun to kick around when it comes to - ooh, other denominations exist.  (I'm also deadly earnest, and it's complicated - but I think the proposition that it's me only goes so far when I started this joust precisely because it's in a blind spot my pal has about the reformation and everything.  Maybe I'm not wrong to still see blind spot.)


'Lok, I'm out of sorts today because I just burned the better part of three days getting a four-page letter in the mail to a lonely cousin in need, because of multiple ludicrous RL holdups and frustrations - and didn't get to the post office, after all the struggle, in time for it to go out before Monday morning.  -And so that's probably the most of why I'm being so short.  Type away with your own smrt self, but I'm waiting 'til tomorrow, when I'm hopefully stable again, before I try to assay substantial/useful responses...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 22, 2018, 12:51:51 PM
No problem.  Final question for the time being: how do you distinguish a "blind spot" from merely having a different perspective on it?  Again, this country is incredibly Protestant.  I've had at least incidental exposure to Protestant ideas for my whole life; your exposure to Orthodox ideas has come, AFAICT, almost entirely from stuff I happened to say in internet arguments.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 22, 2018, 01:15:05 PM
This is a very strong point - but I dunno that it doesn't underline the blindspot point; you should understand better, considering.

I mean, I don't know that I ever once so much as heard of Eastern Orthodox in a church setting where they weren't real well-educated or faintly sophisticated, on average, and barely bad-mouthed the Mormons, let alone the Catholics, who barely existed from all you could tell.  Not a church real given to bad-mouthing other than the godless, I'm happy to report, and I don't know how typical that is.

-But I know a little history, have read the odd book, not all genre fictions, and would have said, five years ago that one would have hit the right ballpark to think of EO as Catholicism w/o a pope, hierarchy only going up to national level, in Greek/Eastern European clothes and iconography.  You've certainly deepened my understanding, and I think I prefer the central rationality you describe, to the extent that's accurate and not just you, over the profound core of fanaticism almost glorifying mindlessness in serious RC - but I'd still point the same way at the ballpark.

I suppose you've noticed that the general calm central attitude of EO you describe sounds a lot like COE/Episcopalian's core, as I've been given to understand it?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 22, 2018, 03:03:47 PM
Oh, we can get het up with the best of them, as in Putin's Russia, though that's a hypocritical culture-war mess.  IIRC Anglicans traditionally tout the via media, the middle way, avoiding extremes and fostering compromise as a matter of policy.  At present, this policy is being sorely tested as the CoE gets pulled between extremely liberal European and American members and far more conservative congregations from developing countries.  Or so I hear.

I wouldn't describe RC as fanatical or mindless; their tradition is, from our perspective, annoyingly pedantic and hair-splitting, focused on defining everything in terms of rigid categories.  Thomas Aquinas was insufferable, but far from mindless.  I'm sure they do have fanatics, but everyone has fanatics, they just express their fanaticism different ways.  Ours grow big beards and bellow about defending holy tradition from Western corruption while ignoring Russia's gross militarism, defense of Stalin, and sky-high abortion rate.  Protestants can go a whole bunch of different ways; you've got your apple-pie Reagan cultists, your Reformed quasi-Puritans aghast at violations of Deuteronomy 12:16.275, your deep-end mainliners who've gone in for "Liberation Theology" pseudo-Marxism,  Pentecostals who've forgotten to have a sense of humor ... etc.

We resemble the Catholics insofar as we are closer to them than we are to any other Christian tradition you're likely to be familiar with.  We split with the Catholics about a thousand years ago--twice as long as Protestantism has existed--and Protestants split from them.  So we're "in the same direction" as the Catholics from your perspective, but if you actually dig into it there's a lot that would strike you as deeply alien.  We don't have categories of mortal vs. venial sin, or talk about salvation in punitive terms; we believe in theosis, the deification of man (1 Peter speaks of "becoming partakers of the divine nature").  A famous Orthodox quote goes "God became man that man might become God."  Sometimes translated as the milder "might become like god."  Salvation is a gradual process, partially achieved in this life, of becoming less wretched human beings by the power of God's grace.  There's a meditative tradition that goes along with all this, which I'm bad at because I can't shut up my inner monologue.

American Orthodoxy is in the middle of a weird transitional phase, as all the old immigrant churches become assimilated, and a lot of the grandchildren of old immigrants lose interest in a religious identity expressed (sometimes, tragically) primarily as a component of belonging to a culture they've never been a part of.  At the same time, we're becoming a bit better known and opening up to converts.  These converts tend to be disgruntled former Episcopalians, or other Protestants who went digging for the roots of the "primitive church" and found us at the bottom.  So yes, a lot of the Orthodox you meet in America are going to be well-educated or well-informed.  They're the ones who were motivated to find us in the first place.

I'll be out all day today, first church then work, so I won't get back to you for a while after this in all likelihood.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 22, 2018, 03:31:34 PM
Monty Python - Bells (atheist,agnostic) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBBlRB1HH2g#)

I'll always treasure this routine, from one of their post-TV albums, for that last line...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 24, 2018, 01:05:13 AM
Erm ... okay.  I take it that's funny to somebody?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 24, 2018, 01:12:27 AM
Mostly only that last line, to me.  The rest needs a LOT of polishing.  Probably helps a great deal to be British.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 24, 2018, 03:02:24 AM
To get back on point: it seems to me, to put it as neutrally as possible, that Protestantism has a legitimacy problem rooted in its relative novelty.  That is, if Protestantism is correct, Jesus came down, preached, died, rose, ascended into heaven, sent down the HS at Pentecost, and promptly had the whole thing completely and totally hijacked for 1500 years.  Nothing really resembling Protestantism was believed anywhere for more than a millennium; "true" Christianity effectively ceased to exist by this reckoning, and had to be rediscovered or reinvented.  This can sort of be explained as the inscrutability of Providence, and I gather it typically is; the Catholic church (since we basically don't exist in typical Western reckoning) was supposed to be a sort of Satanic corruption from the get-go.  I've read of attempts to demonstrate that there were really "true" Christian communities in hiding the whole time, including one by a Baptist that wound up tracing the lineage through several different sects of Gnostics.  It doesn't really work.

Even this only works if there was an original, Protestant-ish core, if the original teachings were basically Protestant in their content.  They really weren't, as far as anyone can tell.  We've had a hierarchical church full of images, liturgy, and saint-veneration from very, very early, and the beginnings of it all can be seen in the NT itself.  James tells us to anoint the sick with oil, deacons are invented early in Acts, Paul talks about different clerical orders while emphatically condemning and calling for the suppression of various heretical sects.  Nor were scriptures likely fudged; the only known major interpolations I've heard of are the epilogue of Mark (everything after the discovery of the empty tomb) and the incident of the adulterous woman from John.  Almost all the core doctrines and practices of Christianity were formed pre-Constantine, which is why the seven ECs were about really abstruse Christological issues.  Nothing like Protestantism existed until the late Middle Ages when you had the Lollards and such.  The Christian faith immediately after the life of Christ was not remotely Protestant.  Simple as that.

Then there's the part where the earliest Christians simply couldn't have been sola scriptura, what with the Scriptura not being written for decades after Christ ...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 24, 2018, 03:20:39 AM
You're doing a lot better in the first paragraph, with which I won't quibble, than the second, which I'd have to put some WORK looking details up to make any strong argument, but I don't wanna, and I regard googling as cheating, to the extent an argument is mere fencing...

Back in a second, though.  I thought of something in the bath vaguely relevant I want to share...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 24, 2018, 03:28:47 AM
http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?topic=1377.msg3516#msg3516 (http://alphacentauri2.info/index.php?topic=1377.msg3516#msg3516)

-You'll work out the relevance by the opening of the last scene...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 24, 2018, 03:31:53 AM
The second one rests as much on archeological evidence (e.g. Dura Europos) as on the Bible.  You can argue that first-century worship sites and practices, which have not been preserved as well, were really very Protestant, but this amounts to argument from silence/ignorance.  And also raises the question of where such praxis originated, and why it was dumped so soon.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 24, 2018, 03:52:23 AM
Well, uh, it's a short story about religious fanatics, and the high-church fanatic comes across as significantly more reasonable than the low-church fanatic, so I'm missing the message, if there is one.  Sorry.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 24, 2018, 04:15:48 AM
Oh that was sorta the deliberate point -besides that I finally got you to read a story I wrote for the first time- (love that 'High-Church/low-church', capitalization and all, that you didn't coin, BTW, but no Protestant did, I'd think, unless at least COE/Episcopalian, and find significant that you use here) Manuel was the protagonist, but hardly the good-guy.  W/o getting into the weeds at all, I think I managed to speak a little tourist/high school-level RC w/o embarrassing myself - and it speaks to some of these issues -and having thought about them before- if, distorted wildly for the story.

I have no idea where you get that it was about TWO fanatics - it was about Manuel, a sadly-flawed man, and Prudence, the actual good-guy, who was looking out for the flock she'd ended up responsible for (no place for it in the story, but the Cardinal and small # of temporal clergy were dedicating/blessing groundbreaking for some new structure when there was a fungal bloom, and ... the young Abbess was left in charge, there being no one else) and had the argument rigged in her favor, because Manuel was having a Greek tragedy thing going...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 24, 2018, 01:06:09 PM
Well, her actions in the story come off as reasonable, but she's still fighting for control of the Believers, whose whole motif is being bat-poop crazy even by SMAC faction standards.  Kind of like if they were fighting for control of the Nazi party ...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 24, 2018, 01:16:59 PM
I think it would have not been the Nazi party anymore with Prudence in charge.  She was a political dunce not to have had more votes lined up, but wouldn't have overlooked a lot once in charge -she was bossing six brothers, five of them older, since she was eight- and been a leader who didn't -not as secretly as he thought- hold RCs in contempt.

I sense I failed to get to you - I can reread w/ a teeny bit of objectivity, nine years later, and find it effective - but even if I forgot all the background there was no room for in the narrative -And Prudence's biography would run as long as that story just to get her up to those events; she's a previous alt. Believers leader I created for Darsnan, and I once spent a couple hours extemporizing background off the top of my head- and found it effective, indeed, deem it my best fiction ever - but then I was writing to my own tastes, as one does.

Funny; writing Manuel was a kind of very-imaginative autobiography; I was writing from inside his head, while Prudence is sort of an alien by comparison, but I could tell you 10 times as much about her and her life - Ali wrote 2/3rds of the intro passage describing Manny for a Believers story I rejected as ... wildly too ecumenical a Believers faction to have a cross in the logo and had Miriam in charge, which I suppose is all one could hope for from a never-churched atheist trying to write sympathetically.  I had dashed off a few passages and suggested a lot of ideas she mostly didn't use, so I made coffee about midnight, and pulled an all-nighter, starting with adding here and there to her intro passage, and writing between my own story fragments.  Ali had had little confidence in her own effort, and said she loved mine, finding the voice authentic.

-Deadline the 1st of February, this was the night of the 29th.  We generated all seven stories in a couple of weeks, mostly her, but not a one I didn't have a finger in, or vice-versa, and came out sinfully proud, both of us, with what we accomplished.  I'm also proud to say that Prophet was the best-received

-Electricity shenanigans pending.  Need to shut down and come back to this later...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 24, 2018, 01:50:29 PM
Well, it's hard to say without knowing a lot more detail than I want to know about the political organization of a decades-old video game world, but in most polities the leadership ultimately winds up serving the wishes of, if not a majority, at least a sizeable minority of the population.  This would seem to be particularly true in extremely-ideological transnational polities like SMAC's factions.  As you might have noted from FB, I'm reading a Hitler bio right now, and it's striking how much of his spiel was just a slight repackaging and improved marketing of immensely popular existing beliefs.  Can a sane, moderate person run the LBs?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 24, 2018, 03:40:15 PM
Oh yeah - Hitler was a symptom, not the original disease, straight-up.  The times were SO crazy and maddening, the National Socialist party was only one end of the mainstream, like say, really ambitious/aggressive Libertarians today, only less fringe - nothing like KKK status...

LBs?  Maybe - it would take persuasive leadership, else unprincipled administration of a nasty group being the bad neighbors they are in practice...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 24, 2018, 05:06:18 PM
I highly recommend Hitler: His Early Career which it sounds like, from your FB characterization, covers the same time, but not nearly as much immediate post-Armistice and later years context for the place and time in what you're reading...

I think it would have not been the Nazi party anymore with Prudence in charge.  She was a political dunce not to have had more votes lined up, but wouldn't have overlooked a lot once in charge -she was bossing six brothers, five of them older, since she was eight- and been a leader who didn't -not as secretly as he thought- hold RCs in contempt.

I sense I failed to get to you - I can reread w/ a teeny bit of objectivity, nine years later, and find it effective - but even if I forgot all the background there was no room for in the narrative -And Prudence's biography would run as long as that story just to get her up to those events; she's a previous alt. Believers leader I created for Darsnan, and I once spent a couple hours extemporizing background off the top of my head- and found it effective, indeed, deem it my best fiction ever - but then I was writing to my own tastes, as one does.

Funny; writing Manuel was a kind of very-imaginative autobiography; I was writing from inside his head, while Prudence is sort of an alien by comparison, but I could tell you 10 times as much about her and her life - Ali wrote 2/3rds of the intro passage describing Manny for a Believers story I rejected as ... wildly too ecumenical a Believers faction to have a cross in the logo and had Miriam in charge, which I suppose is all one could hope for from a never-churched atheist trying to write sympathetically.  I had dashed off a few passages and suggested a lot of ideas she mostly didn't use, so I made coffee about midnight, and pulled an all-nighter, starting with adding here and there to her intro passage, and writing between my own story fragments.  Ali had had little confidence in her own effort, and said she loved mine, finding the voice authentic.

-Deadline the 1st of February, this was the night of the 29th.  We generated all seven stories in a couple of weeks, mostly her, but not a one I didn't have a finger in, or vice-versa, and came out sinfully proud, both of us, with what we accomplished.  I'm also proud to say that Prophet was the best-received

-Electricity shenanigans pending.  Need to shut down and come back to this later...
-I'm also proud to say that Prophet was the best-received of the seven -the opening story naming the GotM I wrote the Prashanti half of to kick off the project/collaboration was no one's favorite, not even ours, but the least-well received stories, the Spartan and Hive ones, are the two I had the least input into.  Like, I was definitely the junior partner, but she wasn't just carrying me - but more experienced and able to generate a volume of excellent copy that I simply did not have the experience to do.

-But I wrote some prompts and ideas that got her started on several of the stories -all based on an alt. gender leaderhead custom faction project sisko had decided to base the GotM on, so I supplied the faces we wrote for to begin with, and did various degrees of tweaking and adding to her copy -several strong paragraphs near the end of the Morganite story- to where it's hard to untangle who did what and how much better until we later had some Alphonse and Gaston conversations about credit.  -And I wrote a much better short conclusion than hers to the Uni story that tied it all together and added the ironic twist/payoff to the Vadima's qualifications mystery she'd nicely set up, and if only I'd had another day, I had to defer doing a snarky-dialogue comedy pass/draft that likely would have earned me equal author credit - had to write Prophet, instead...

It was as if -and this is really aimed at WPC cronies looking in, not you who I dunno how much you remember Ali back at Poly- it was if I suddenly found myself Paul McCartney and me and John started out with one of the good late Beatles albums - and when RL took her away and we never tried again, I've been stuck merely in Wings ever since, with Linda on tambourine, and durn rare to even get Linda anymore, right now being the first time in three years...

-You may have surmised that I still desperately want to talk about it nearly a decade later; it was a very hard act to follow, carrying on w/o my better half...



So buried deep in all that, I guess there's a demonstration/point that I can speak a little casual tourist RC, which is way more and closer to EO, of any flavor of Protestant I've ever seen you speak, for what little that credential is worth...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 25, 2018, 01:20:41 AM
I'm not terribly sure what you mean by "speaking" Protestant.  I'm familiar with the doctrinal differences between them and us, and the Charismatic/Evangelical/Reformed/Mainline division, if not always fine distinctions within those groups.  I know many, if not most, of the arguments the Reformed and Evangelical variety, at least, typically use to defend their POV against us and the wicked Papists.  I think I have a fair idea how they would respond to most theological questions, and I know the broad outlines of their cultures.  I'm just not sympathetic to any of it.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 01:23:40 AM
Speaking as in being able to articulate somewhat authentically, call it having enough understanding to fake your way through for a phrase or two.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 25, 2018, 02:31:55 AM
Well, I might be able to manage that, but I can't say I've ever tried, nor wanted to.  If it comes to that, nuns (and monks) are a distinct group from proper clergy, and not qualified for church leadership as such.  Your sister Prudence would not be a likely leader in a theocratic Catholic organization, even leaving aside her gender.  But I wouldn't say that goof really reflects all that meaningfully on your ability to discuss Catholicism vs. Protestantism in general.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 03:20:11 AM
GOOF sir?
(no place for it in the story, but the Cardinal and small # of temporal clergy were dedicating/blessing groundbreaking for some new structure when there was a fungal bloom, and ... the young Abbess was left in charge, there being no one else)
You really want to stand behind that base assumption?  -That right there's this thread all over...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 25, 2018, 12:19:41 PM
You didn't say it wiped out the entire Apostolic Succession on Planet, which is what it would have to come down to.  But fair enough.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 12:48:13 PM
Did I get temporal and secular mixed?  I would have thought "there being no one else" said exactly "wiped out the entire Apostolic Succession on Planet".

-If I wrote more Prudence (and I started once but -got bogged down in/with how as a girl stuck running the house, she brought her brothers to heel- was running long) I'd need to deal with that; my own people would probably muddle through until a promising minister candidate emerged and not worry excessively about ordination - but they'd have been changed by migration to a place where you don't have a lot of choices when the preacher wasn't working out, and hard to say.  -Not that big a deal to go Methodist -or poach one of their preachers- even on Planet, I think...

-That ought to be different for RCs, much more invested in tradition and undoubtedly well-prepared before they ever boarded the ship -and who would take the break in the chain VERY seriously- but I suppose they'd either have to reason that a lose single COE priest had better succession than nothing, or surely they also ordain the deacons as SBs do, and I'd think promoting the best of them is also a lot closer to heir of the anointment of St. Peter than nothing.

-Anyone from EO would work, too, better than COE in one way, but there's slightly more explicitly cut off from Peter, and for a lot longer.  -Also, awkward to insert them and not have had Manny lumping in with the Catholics, or voting for Prudence, though all that could be handwaved easily enough.  -I think in the end, and I'm working this out as I type this post, they simply borrow clergy from a couple of the less heretical traditions like Anglican and Eastern for the ordination ceremony, and ordain-up their own most promising RC deacon to the priesthood, reasoning that there's good-enough succession in the combinations of descent...

(Prudence would stay in actual charge, though, even though technically subordinate to the new priest, because a number of fairly obvious reasons -she's better at it, mostly, and the new guy is young and not pragmatic enough and doesn't want to lead outside spiritual things; she wasn't abbess in the first place because she was pretty- but propriety would be preserved and everybody ought to be happy as long as the 't's have been dotted and the RC trains run on time...)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 25, 2018, 01:27:22 PM
The correct option would be to borrow a valid priest from another faction to restart the chain.  Unless there are no Catholic priests, even of a moderate, hippy-dippy, or Jesuit persuasion, among the Peacekeepers or Gaians, even as the tradition survived intact among the Believers.  Corrupt ones from the Morganites would also be technically valid, or weirdo survivalists from Santy's camp.  I assume Yang and Zak would have disposed of what few they had to begin with.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 01:48:59 PM
-Or more briefly, to make a military analogy, a naval ship's doctor is explicitly outside the chain if command; but if the rest of the officers got killed, he'd be derelict in his duty to not take over and try to get the ship home, whatever his competence and whatever that of the senior enlisted man, undoubtedly an actual sailor - and Prudence is in a boat where there's no admirality -or even anther ship- to return to and stand down, unless they figure out how to make one...



[ninja] -You know, I think every RC priest on Planet HAD to be at the dedication blessing incident, or Prudence wouldn't be acting openly as leader, or be the one nominated for LB Sister on behalf of the Catholics.  -Hard to imagine a priest w/ any other faction so rooted and partisan that he wouldn't minimally visit and ordain someone.

-So you think a heretic priest from a tradition schismed off precisely BECAUSE they rejected the Pope's authority, and therefore St. Peter's anointment w/ Holy Spirit at Pentecost, direct descent from and all that, would be more acceptable than promoting a Catholic deacon?  I suppose he'd have to explicitly recant the heresy, and then at least a COE priest has a clear chain of custody/descent of the Holy whatsis of Peter, albeit passed down through some soiled hands.  -I still think the deacon option is better for cobbling together legitimacy -Prudence in on the ordination, too, for that bit of it- but you'd be closer to an insider perspective, so I'm really asking.

(One would think that NO faction would have zero Christians, but you could easily imagine any with Uni and Hive, if there are many at all, might be under deep cover - I suppose that could turn up a legit unknown priest, too, if it served the needs of the story.)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 02:03:52 PM
To be clear, Prudence IS ordained, and has actual spiritual authority, but I'm assuming the nature of her vows make that not entirely adequate to simply ordain a priest on her own, and declare him to hold legitimate diocesan authority...

Not sure that assumption is correct, though.  For all I know, her legit authority makes it a non-issue... 

-But I would think if the priest-candidate was an ordained deacon, he's already GOT legitimate diocesan authority enough to call it a wash?  Surely the future-people wouldn't deem the gender deal a problem?  Holy Mother Church has always been more flexible than that in the face of pragmatic need...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 02:22:04 PM
...You know, I've got an ordained priest brother with a Doctorate of Divinity, and I perceive he knows less about RC stuff than I do (when he was most of the way through his studies, he indicated Thomas Aquinas and St. Augustine weren't considered important thinkers) but he might surprise me and/or has taken better classes in history of theology since then.  He's certainly read the scriptures in the original languages, which punks both of us as far as that goes.  Let's fire off a terse email and see what he has to contribute...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 25, 2018, 02:24:23 PM
I don't know the nitty-gritty of RCC doctrine, but in ours, monks are simply not clergy proper, full stop.  They're tonsured by priests, but lack the authority to do so [EDIT: tonsure other monks] themselves.  When our monastics hold liturgy at the monastery, they need a priest present to actually celebrate, even if there are a thousand deeply pious monks available.  This is usually done by having hieromonks, monks who are also priests.  But the two are totally parallel orders; the most distinguished abbot in Russia has no authority whatever outside his monastery walls, while the hieromonk is bound to obey his abbot on internal matters as a monk.  I'd imagine something similar obtains in the West.

The RCC officially classifies us, last I heard, as schismatics, ie essentially correct in doctrine but refusing to recognize Roman authority.  We view them as actual heretics.  In the event that the RCC hierarchy on Planet was actually stupid enough to put its entire administrative apparatus in one spot like that, and subsequently lose it, I would expect Catholicism to basically disintegrate unless one of ours, or an Episcopalian, decided shortly after to become a Catholic.  I believe the Episcopalians are also treated as having a valid succession, but am not sure.  You might get into some feuding over the chain of succession and whether any of the Episcopalian priest's predecessors were women, really bonkers heretical, or otherwise invalid.  Anyway, barring the unlikely event of a sudden conversion like that, the RCC would effectively not exist--bad enough being Catholic on another planet with no hope of communicating with the Pope--and I'd expect the former Catholics to either come over to us or the CoE, or start a new religion entirely based on a purported new dispensation.

Don't know about a deacon.  In our tradition, the line between priest and deacon is fairly hard, but under the circumstances I imagine they'd practice oikonomia and have the deacon abuse AS to ordain himself up two levels for lack of a better option.  It's our practice that you need a priest to make another priest and a bishop (or several) to make another bishop.  I imagine boosting a deacon would be closer to canonical than moving a monastic sideways.  Whatever they did, the transition would be extremely traumatic and occasion a great deal of schism and bad feelings.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 03:44:34 PM
Oh yes - nothing but horrible long-term implications every time forever an RC got discontented w/ status quo and/or wanted to implement a new idea/reform, or just didn't see eye-to-eye/personally get along with the Cardinal or Bishop.

But the Catholic Church doesn't DO disintegration - they schism, individuals fall away, they might get supplanted entirely by heretics locally, but the core institution cobbles something together, calls it legit and soldiers on - they, frankly, in actual contemporary RL have a horrible who-was-an-antipope problem with the Apostolic Succession of the Throne of St. Peter, and more than anything, they appear to choose to not even think of the handwaves, logical rationalizations, and so-on in place, and just don't worry about it too hard.

After all, if no priest is handy, Last Rites administered by any baptized church member in good standing is somewhat more than just better than nothing - and they'll squint about the good standing if they have to...

Believe me, when I say that Cardinal had a special commission and Papal Bull in hand authorizing him to act mostly-autonomously as effective Space Pope -subordinate to any four year-old orders that arrived from Rome, of course- THAT'S no handwave.  That's how RC operates, not least when it knows the Cardinal may end up all the actual Pope there is, of all the Holy Mother Church -which MUST survive, of course- there is left in the universe.

Apparently, the RC monastic orders don't necessarily do ordination, but I think it's eminently reasonable to assume the head of an order -one not too strange/new/tiny/obscure, anyway- would have been granted that personal spiritual authority even on Earth, and most certainly all eligible upper echelons of the proposed Space Church would have been properly ordained and run through all that just in case.  -And the Cardinal must have been stupid and/or senile and/or that's why the Abbess wasn't there to get killed...

The more I dig into it, the more I think it being that big a legitimacy problem would be the handwave - the Catholics would have planned carefully, by the nature of the thing, against that sort of contingency coming up before they got established and bred-up in numbers and spread out to make such a crisis impossible.  -And I might would choose to do the handwave or not, because the theology dilemma could well be a suitable background plot element - or not.  -The Cardinal's commission papers most likely explicitly spell out that if it was to get down to one baptized Catholic left in the entire universe  -even if only a freshly-christened infant, though that would be setting the difficulty level WAY too high- that parishioner's duty would be to assume the papacy and make more Catholics to preserve the True Church as best as was possible.

Deacons, we S. Baptists treat as secular leaders and workers in the church w/o spiritual authority, and whether the Preacher reports to the Deacon Board or they actually report to HIM, is a matter of the personalities, not the doctrine and structure/tradition, we being one of those American flavors of Protestant that unabashedly runs things in each individual church as a democracy, with the preacher as hired -and voted-on- president to the deacon's elected legislature.  HowEVER - there IS an ordination ceremony when a first-time deacon is elected, and every ordained man in the room, priest or deacon, is supposed to take part and lay on hands and bless.

-In fact, because of that group blessing element common to ordinations, I'd venture that it's probable -if unprovable, especially given many likely jumped-up backwoods itinerant preachers never properly ordained in the chain- that Buster's Daddy's Protestant ordination actually has legit Apostolic Succession coming down through any number of actual RC priests way back in the chain.

I see that the deacon thing is a little dicey for RC, though -they just didn't seem to do deacons for a long time until reviving fairly recently- but if they had any to hand, it's officially a junior priesthood step, so it wouldn't do violence to the premise or internal logic to have it how I wanted for story purposes to have Diaz one, and endless options for how that was proceeding at the time of Prophet -including him not being actual priest material, and no HUGE hurry with Prudence empowered to conduct legit Mass and baptize, etc. while they trained a several priests - including that Prudence may have become Officially The Cardinal automatically - that's nothing to do with Manny's story after all, except for the leadership challenge being in her own person and thus taken as a personal betrayal by a friend...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 04:19:24 PM
Rev. Dr. BD now pinged - some dude slowed me down over an hour posting at me, but sent now...

Unlikely to be even as informed/logical as what-all I've come up with, honestly, not least because he won't put much into it if he even bothers to answer -and he went to goon/fascist seminaries who taught him wrong even if they CAN read Greek- but worth a few minutes trying...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 25, 2018, 04:46:57 PM
Quick answer before I head off to work: if all the clergy above the diaconate are dead, there's no core institution left to cobble something together.  The RCC in that case would be eviscerated, as it never has been before.  Gone.  I've no idea how they'd set up the rules beforehand, but it'd be at least comparable to the Jews' loss of the Temple in the first century.  They'd have to essentially reinvent the religion in a similar manner to adjust.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 25, 2018, 06:06:07 PM
I think a non-trivial portion -the same ones who go to mass every time the doors open in the here-and-now, and incidentally vote bigoted hate politics on the side,- would INSIST on soldiering on in the best form they could come up with...

That's exactly want the Jews did...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 26, 2018, 01:41:35 AM
You are aware that the occasional COE/Episcopalian priest converting is allowed to keep any wife he may have had at conversion?  No idea often it happens or if that applies same to EO, but one assumes the latter would come up more often, if not in the English-speaking world where I'd have heard about it, but ought to be the same deal - though again, I doubt the proper-succession assumption would be as strong, but stronger than what my brother could argue...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 26, 2018, 02:06:09 AM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/misinterpretation.png)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 26, 2018, 02:09:20 PM
Well, I'm trying my best here.  If you'd engage more with my arguments instead of one-line criticisms, I'd have a better idea where you're coming from, and they might be less repetitive.  As it is, my POV isn't going to change because you call it "groupthink" or accuse me of bad faith.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on April 26, 2018, 02:30:31 PM
Say, Elok.  I thought of a question a couple days ago and can't be bothered to go find the other religion thread.

I often enjoy simply exploring interesting church building. 

This one catholic church near me is brand new (~5 years), and just got it's first stained glass wall finished so I wanted to go see.  However, they are locked up tight outside of service times.  This runs contrary to most catholic churches I've been to where the chapel is open for sanctuary/worship nigh 24/7, generally staffed as well.  So, I often visit a chapel, get approached by clergy, and am thus free to ask about it's history, patron saint, and various other tidbits.  Occasionally even religion. 

I'm sure one of the other buildings at the local grounds to this catholic church is open for after hours worship (there's 5 buildings on the complex with various functions (family center, education, etc), but are more utilitarian in design thus not interesting to me. 

ANYHOW.  Does the EO church have this same kind of open door policy most catholic chapels do, or is it a more closed/open for services only style thing?  And would clergy be available during 'off' times?  I know of the EO building in SLC and wouldn't mind swinging by when I have a time, but don't want that to be wasted. 
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 26, 2018, 02:53:29 PM
I've never heard of one of our churches having the staffing to remain open for visitors 24/7, but I imagine that, if you call ahead, the pastor would be happy to tell you when the church will be open, and possibly even open up the doors for you some time, depending how close he lives to the church.  If he's stuck commuting from an hour and change away--which happens sometimes--he might be a bit less enthusiastic about that second option.  If the church is at all healthy, it should have at least one or two weekday or weekend services, like Vespers, when the church will be open.  Does it have a website?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 26, 2018, 03:02:17 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/misinterpretation.png)
Well, I'm trying my best here.  If you'd engage more with my arguments instead of one-line criticisms, I'd have a better idea where you're coming from, and they might be less repetitive.  As it is, my POV isn't going to change because you call it "groupthink" or accuse me of bad faith.
Now that there's hilarious.

I was seeing myself in that xkcd...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 26, 2018, 03:07:23 PM
Ah.  Sorry!
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 26, 2018, 03:32:08 PM
:D ;)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Unorthodox on April 26, 2018, 07:13:30 PM
I've never heard of one of our churches having the staffing to remain open for visitors 24/7, but I imagine that, if you call ahead, the pastor would be happy to tell you when the church will be open, and possibly even open up the doors for you some time, depending how close he lives to the church.  If he's stuck commuting from an hour and change away--which happens sometimes--he might be a bit less enthusiastic about that second option.  If the church is at all healthy, it should have at least one or two weekday or weekend services, like Vespers, when the church will be open.  Does it have a website?

No idea.  I’ve just seen it from the road. 


I was thinking more on the lines of “I got 20 minutes to kill why not stop by that church?” Than let’s plan a meeting.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 27, 2018, 01:26:06 PM
Yeah, it probably won't be open at any given random time you pop by.  You might have better odds early Sunday afternoon (when church is done and everybody's milling around drinking coffee in the hall), but I can't recall an Orthodox church that's left open for visitors all the time.  Sorry.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 27, 2018, 11:18:36 PM
So I've been meaning to ask for six months, and don't seem to have said this - what's the church for if it's wrong?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 07:04:42 AM
Uh, clarify?  Do you mean, is a fallible church still helpful?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Green1 on April 28, 2018, 07:24:39 AM
@ Elok:

Unrelated, but I have never understood the relevance of the church for most folks, sometimes. As a whole, they do not seem to offer much benefit to attending.

I gave one a shot for a few years.

The Unitarian Universalists are one of the few churches that accept atheists and agnostics.  I stopped going a few years back because they got a little too much off the deep end with SJW stuff. While I empathize with the plight of gays, trans people, etc I do not think they should be given extra privilege nor should I be made to feel inferior because I may have had perceived advantages or disadvantages. Yet, they do not talk about the evils of landlordery or income inequality. Probably because the majority of the donors are all upper to middle class liberals that own property and tithe enough to pay the ministers and build parking lots.

It seems to me if you are not already middle or upper class in a lot of these churches, you gain no benefit from them. Yeah, they might feel sorry for you. Yeah, if you are short on rent and a member, they could help you out after taking 80 percent for themselves. But, because you are not the same class as they are you will never get to network for the better jobs, better buddies, whatever. You are not "one of them" nor have anything in common other than agreeing on certain things.

Add to that, this unpleasant fetish of having to jump up and sing 200 year old hymns when I have no interest in singing.

I do not think I am alone in feeling this way. That the churches have lost relevance to what most people really want and need. A place to network in a favorable place with people that generally agree with you for love, money, fellowship, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 12:33:32 PM
Since I can't find a short clip on YouTube, from memory:

REV. LOVEJOY: Hey kids, do you want to try Unitarian ice cream?
LISA: ... the bowl is empty.
LOVEJOY, snatching bowl back: ExACTly. (walks off with smug look on face)

My quick answer, since I have to go take a final soon, is that if you got a bicycle and tried it out for a few weeks as a drying-rack, you would be gravely disappointed with it, because bicycles were not invented to dry things on.  Similarly, churches were not invented to confirm the preconceived opinions of twenty-first century Americans (actually, Unitarians sort of were, but that's another matter), nor to provide them with a handy place to network.  If you use a thing for a purpose unrelated to the one it was invented for, it will very likely disappoint you, yes.

Also, two-hundred-year-old hymns?  That's silly.  Most of ours are at least a thousand.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Green1 on April 28, 2018, 01:03:20 PM
No... the bowl was a coffee cup!

After all, it was Unitarian. You did know the flaming chalice is a cup of coffee? And yes, it's usually empty after the parishioners get to it.

I suppose you are right, though. Even they said you are not supposed to go there because you need a plumber or cardiologist. You are there to "worship", but what exactly? There is nothing really to worship. They do have the 7 Principles. Those are nice. I think even a Satanist would agree to them. We all have some worth, do not be a [feminine washing], and don't trash the place to summarize a few.  Now, I do know the Unitarians did believe in a god once, and the Universalists just believe in some distant force which sounds like a stepped up agnosticism. But that is besides the point.

If there really is nothing to "worship" really (which is kind of refreshing), then we have what the organization really offers. I plumbed my experiences to think of this.

I can only come up with this.

- It gets judgmental religious types off your back. You no longer have to say "atheist" or "agnostic". You just say "I go to the Unitarian church", they leave you alone. You avoid possible discrimination, outright scorn, and awkward unwanted conversion attempts.

- If you have young or school age kids, they have daycare during any event they have along with non religious teachings that are fairly safe where your kid is (hopefully) less likely get raped. Great for atheists with kids.

- They will give you a place to hold your wedding and officiate it for a donation that is cheaper than renting a ballroom at a wedding hall or hotel. No drinking or catering, though.

- They will send someone to check on you at the hospital, even if no one else shows up.

- If you or your family gave money, they will come out and say nice things at your funeral if you have one.

Other than that, not much else. Why shouldn't they be about networking? For that matter, all the religions should allow it.

Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 28, 2018, 01:49:45 PM
Uh, clarify?  Do you mean, is a fallible church still helpful?
I mean if the Church is wrong about some key bit of doctrine, wrong about God, then what good is it?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Green1 on April 28, 2018, 02:35:49 PM
I had a little time to rethink something. About networking and churches.

I remember when I was a banquet waiter one event I worked. It was for some professional development organization for chefs.

The problem?

Only people right out of culinary school or between chef jobs showed up. That and the organizers themselves.

I asked my chef why he did not show up to things like that. After all, he was the chef of a fairly well respected country club.

His reply?

He was already a chef.

I guess if the churches were like that - with nothing to really worship and no docrine - the whales that already have stuff that actually keep the place afloat would not show up. The only people who would show are the ministers and people wanting stuff. Not very profitable and not good for continued existance. Unless, like the chef organization, they start charging for membership. Oh wait... they already have a religion like that! Scientology!
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 04:05:32 PM
You can network at church, and many people do; it's just not the primary purpose of such organizations, and if you treat them that way you're likely to be disappointed.

I mean if the Church is wrong about some key bit of doctrine, wrong about God, then what good is it?

This is usually called "making the perfect the enemy of the good."  Imperfect things often retain a fair amount of utility.  All things considered, I believe it's better to be a devout Pentecostal, who spends an hour a week pretending to be an epileptic with glossolalia for the Holy Spirit, than someone who doesn't go to church at all.  Obviously I can't give you God's perspective on the matter.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 28, 2018, 05:14:06 PM
Okay then; let's take that a little further:  what good is the Church if it's based in, not just error, but blasphemy, both in doctrine repeatedly, and practice, constantly?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 05:32:13 PM
Not sure where you're going here, but I suppose that depends on the nature of the error.  If the error is that God briefly incarnated as a toenail shaving in Bulgaria in the year 820, but otherwise the Church is correct in belief and conduct, I suspect God isn't all that fussed about their believing something stupid about Him.  If the error is something that significantly affects correct praxis, or turns it to outright evil, that's a bigger problem.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 28, 2018, 05:34:44 PM
Is LDS, which considers itself Christian, better than nothing, then?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 05:52:36 PM
Potentially, though I don't know a lot about their current beliefs.  A lot will depend on where their opinions take them.  If it leads to a good and healthy relationship with God and humanity, in spite of incorrect opinions about salvation and history, then it's better than nothing, certainly.  I believe Orthodoxy is more likely to nurture those correct relationships, and an attendant improvement in the inward nature.  But it's not for me to declare bounds on God's mercy or restrict His freedom of action.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 28, 2018, 05:58:18 PM
I like that last sentence.

So, where does one draw the line at what's too far into, not just error, but blasphemy upon blasphemy?  Surely there's a line, if not one knowable by you and me...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 06:26:17 PM
Okay, we're getting into different understandings of what salvation entails here.  Like I've said, we don't believe in the forensic model of sin, where there are a list of rules to be obeyed for their own sake and God gets irked when they are broken, keeping a tally of rules kept vs. broken and basing our fate on that.  We believe there is a fatal rift between us and our creator, that our whole earthly existence is disordered because of that, and it's the Church's job to get us back into good spiritual health.  The rules and processes are means to that end.  We fast not because God is offended by the idea of eating meat on a Friday, but because it has good effects on us if done properly.

Now, God is a person--or three persons, depending how you look at it--and part of respecting Him is getting it right.  We don't keep communion with people who have wrong beliefs about His nature, and we try to be clear on just who God is (albeit there's a strong tradition of defining God negatively, by things we're pretty sure He's not, because God is only knowable in His energies, not His essence, etc.).  But there's no hard line drawn as to what is sort of wrong but acceptable and where you've gone over the line into pooping-in-the-salad-bowl unforgivable impropriety.  It all comes down to right relationships, or at least that's how I think of it.

Suppose a man has come to the mistaken but quite sincere conclusion that God is a hive mind of koala bears, and is absolutely nuts about the idea.  He prays to the koalas three times a day, meditates on the spiritual metaphors inherent in eating only eucalyptus leaves, tells his kids parables about good koala deeds we need to emulate, visits prisoners and the sick in the blessed name of the Koala Kommunity, and composes and performs beautiful hymns as a thank-offering to their manifold cuddly natures.  To what extent is God's pleasure at the good intentions and laudable actions outweighed by the absolutely absurd beliefs they are dedicated to?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 06:31:33 PM
Frequently-overlooked Old Testament subtext: ancient Near Eastern deities tended to have an alarming taste for human sacrifice, among other things (verified by archeology in many cases; children really did burn for Moloch).  The point of the sacrifice of Isaac, according to both modern Jewish understanding and ours, is that God doesn't actually want that.  God's anger is not due only to things other than Him being worshiped, but that the things being worshiped are deeply ugly and lead people into other perverse customs.

EDIT: not archaeological evidence, on digging, but I know I've read that it's credible.  Can't recall the book's title, it was a book by a well-known secular historian I can't quite catch ...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on April 28, 2018, 07:11:05 PM
I thought Abraham's obedience was seen as a good thing, as a test of faith or what have you? So yeah maybe God doesn't want that, but you should still do it if he asks you too?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 28, 2018, 07:28:17 PM
I've read a good case for the burning human sacrifices to Moloch being highly questionable, as the Romans were the source and had a certain interest in Carthage looking bad...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Green1 on April 28, 2018, 07:29:26 PM
I thought Abraham's obedience was seen as a good thing, as a test of faith or what have you? So yeah maybe God doesn't want that, but you should still do it if he asks you too?

Yeah, that is what I was taught as well. You were supposed to do what sky god told in your head even if it made no sense. It showed faith. At least that is what Bible class said. There were test questions on it!

They have words for that behavior nowadays.

It's called being schizophrenic with homicidal thoughts.

They put you on meds for that and sometimes put you in a cage if you are not rich enough/ have insurance to afford such meds or act on the voice.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on April 28, 2018, 07:33:20 PM
True, but I don't believe in god and I'm still crazy. Maybe the two aren't related and some people are just crazy?
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 28, 2018, 07:37:12 PM
Kind've important to know the difference, though...
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 07:51:22 PM
Well, there's a billion different takes on it, to be fair.  On second thought, a quick look at the OCA's page (https://oca.org/orthodoxy/the-orthodox-faith/doctrine-scripture/salvation-history/abraham) on Abraham shows a fairly typical preoccupation with the incident as a type of Christ, and not a lot of interest in the incident considered for its own sake.  That's how we look at most of the OT.  I may have to walk back the part about our POV, I might have confused it with the Jewish one.  But I would say the point of the incident is at least partially to teach Abraham that God is rather different from Moloch/Baal/whoever.

Re: Moloch, this is going to drive me nuts, I can't remember what the book was.  I read it some years ago, I got it from the library in MD, it covered the classical period up through Christianity and had an infuriatingly generic name along the lines of "a history of antiquity," by one of those old-school writers--not a religious one--from the middle-late 20th century who produced a lot of popular history work about that time.  Real popular and respected back in the day and I'm damned if I can remember his name or the precise nature of his argument that Phoenician peoples did, in fact, burn their children.  I want to say it revolved around preserved hymns and prayers recovered from sites around Carthage, can't be sure.  This was c. 2014.  On my own account, I would add that a custom being recorded by two separate groups that far apart (Jews and Romans, opposite ends of the Mediterranean, no known significant contact at the time records were made, speaking of ethnically related peoples) argues for likely truth.  Anyway, googling got me https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jan/21/carthaginians-sacrificed-own-children-study (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jan/21/carthaginians-sacrificed-own-children-study)
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 28, 2018, 07:58:07 PM
My take would ultimately be that they probably did, for the reasons you cite and others - but not as many as often as two cultures implacably opposed would like to believe.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Lorizael on April 28, 2018, 07:59:46 PM
Kind've important to know the difference, though...

Get used to disappointment.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 28, 2018, 08:05:18 PM
Well that'll be a change.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Elok on April 28, 2018, 08:08:28 PM
My take would ultimately be that they probably did, for the reasons you cite and others - but not as many as often as two cultures implacably opposed would like to believe.

Chris Hitchens had a theory--not that I'd consider him a great authority on religious matters--that the special Jewish revulsion towards pork (exceeding that towards other forbidden foods like shrimp) was ultimately rooted in Moloch and the fact that roasting pork smells a lot like roasting human flesh.

Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Carthage#Archaeological_evidence (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Carthage#Archaeological_evidence)

Animal bones mixed in with childrens', burnt alike, strongly suggesting sacrifice and not an honored burial place.  Says the tophet of Carthage had about 20K urns over two centuries; unclear if those all contained humans, but if so that's a hundred kids burnt per annum.  Not Aztec rates, but not what you'd call a rarity either.

EDIT: It says animal bones were mixed in, so not the full 20K, but I don't know how big the urns were, if there was just one victim per urn, etc.  Unless human bodies were an extreme minority it seems likely that kid-burning was a semiregular feature of life in Carthage.
Title: Re: How the World Is Marking the 500th Birthday of Protestantism
Post by: Buster's Uncle on April 29, 2018, 03:29:43 PM
Dr. My Little Brother did bother to respond, but didn't have anything to add.
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