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Title: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on February 28, 2016, 06:50:10 PM
Okay, this won't be as bad as you might think.

The thing is, I do like creative jokes, toying around with words and stuff.
So if puns give you a major headache please stay away (you've been warned).

If you enjoy them like I do, please feel free to contribute.
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on February 28, 2016, 06:51:42 PM
Q: Why are the bases of the Ursurpers and the Caretakers always so tidy?

A: Because they're pro-janitors!
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on February 28, 2016, 06:55:14 PM
I have noticed over the years that punsters consider boos, insults and threats of violent retribution a form of applause.

You suck, Eadee.
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on February 28, 2016, 07:06:14 PM
Too bad this is not a Vampire the Masquerade forum, else I'd have some witty replies to that :P
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on March 01, 2016, 10:16:20 PM
 ;santi; : You know, getting rushed isn't as bad as it sounds.
 ;lal; : Why is that?
 ;santi; : Because it'll be rover soon.
 ;yang; : Hive five! :  ;santi;
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 01, 2016, 10:31:04 PM
BOOOO!
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 06, 2016, 06:19:05 AM
Hmm. Heres a question if a shoe were intelligent would it have a sole?
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Valka on March 06, 2016, 07:11:21 AM
Is lolcat humor welcome in this thread?
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 06, 2016, 08:17:42 AM
Uh oh someone is getting catty.
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 06, 2016, 10:49:43 AM
Booo!  BOOO!
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 06, 2016, 10:53:23 AM
I have bandaids for  boo boo's I suppose.
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Valka on March 06, 2016, 11:14:28 AM
It was a serious question, but if nobody is going to give me a serious answer...  ;q;
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 06, 2016, 11:18:22 AM
I don't think anyone would mind.
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on March 06, 2016, 11:18:55 AM
:D

Sure, lolcats welcome.

However I can't promise to keep that serìous answers thing up for long ^^
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Valka on March 06, 2016, 11:23:34 AM
Fank yu.  :D

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b66/vox_stellaris/I%20CAN%20HAS%20CHEEZBURGER/Cats/Business%20Cat/381c75dd-82a2-4710-8c24-42fa9afa3cf.jpg)

Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on March 06, 2016, 11:24:07 AM
The thing is, if you have to ask if a specific kind of humor is allowed somewhere, it is allowed here (except for stuff that goes against foru  rules, laws or stuff).
People who look here have been warned in the first post, so nobody has the right to complain.

(Except for BU who tries some inverse psychology stuff)
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on March 06, 2016, 11:24:50 AM
Fank yu.  :D

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b66/vox_stellaris/I%20CAN%20HAS%20CHEEZBURGER/Cats/Business%20Cat/381c75dd-82a2-4710-8c24-42fa9afa3cf.jpg)


 :D
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 06, 2016, 11:26:37 AM
KaWAII!
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on March 06, 2016, 11:33:43 AM
On global warming:
 ;deidre; Why is there no Autumn any more on Planet?
A: Because Planetfall only happened in mission year 2100!
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 07, 2016, 12:02:42 AM
Heres a question. If birds could  murder would it fowl play?
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on March 09, 2016, 10:39:39 AM
Q: Why are even hive drones not allowed to drink?
A: They're still too Yang!
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 09, 2016, 12:36:46 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 09, 2016, 12:49:19 PM
If someone got hit by a snowplow would he be a-SALT-ed?
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 09, 2016, 01:05:51 PM
That is a sin against God and man.
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 09, 2016, 01:07:23 PM
If a boot was religious would it be straight laced?
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 09, 2016, 01:08:59 PM
WRONG; it's just WRONG I tells ya.
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 09, 2016, 01:15:33 PM
Would  a tic that bites a priest be a here-TIC?
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 09, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
AAAH!
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 09, 2016, 01:22:42 PM
Do cannibals eat people with relish?
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 09, 2016, 01:47:34 PM
OOOOOH!  Worst yet!  Outrage!
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on March 09, 2016, 04:37:36 PM
OOOOOH!  Worst yet!  Outrage!

okay, seems like I have to ketchup to vonbach

I'm gonna teach you...
 ;deidre; : when it comes to puns, Skye is the limit.
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 09, 2016, 04:48:46 PM
[seething hatred]
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: vonbach on March 11, 2016, 01:04:33 AM
What did prophet Cha Dawn say? "Most people aren't big on fungus but I hear it grows on you."
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 11, 2016, 01:08:20 AM
Why me?  Why?  [Weeps bitterly]
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Buster's Uncle on March 13, 2016, 04:58:35 PM
Quote
Got a Friend Who Can't Stop Making Puns? Turns Out They Might Have Brain Damage
Mic
By Natasha Noman  March 11, 2016 1:26 PM



Everybody has that friend, family member or colleague. Any chance they gets, they'll make a groan-worthy pun, which is invariably so bad it produces laughter.

Well, according to some neurologists, they might have brain damage.


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It's an affliction known as "Witzelsucht" — a German word, with a rather straightforward etymology: "Witz" translates to "wisecrack," while "sucht" means "yearning." And it leaves many sufferers finding their jokes hilarious, while others not so much.

The neurological theory behind this pathological disorder is as follows: The frontal lobes become damaged — from a stroke or brain trauma, for example. And this region of the brain is crucial for processing jokes.

Frontal lobes are responsible for analysis and reasoning, they are "the 'control panel' of our personality and our ability to communicate," according to Healthline. Jokes, which very often surprise us with punchlines that upend our expectations, require the frontal lobe to understand.

"The 'ha ha' moment is not very far from the 'aha' moment," Professor Jason Warren at the University College London's Dementia Research Centre told BBC.

However, the type of brain damage theoretically associated with Witzelsucht simultaneously "disinhibits" the way the frontal lobes and pleasure centers communicate, the BBC's David Robson explained: "So while others' jokes may leave them cold, their own thoughts and feelings — stemming from any random connection or association — may end up triggering the dopamine kick as they collapse in fits of giggles."

Witzelsucht can produce a host of other symptoms, including hypersexuality, both in terms of joke choice and sex drive.

Warren believes joke-based testing in the future could potentially prove fruitful in determining brain damage or the nature of it. And a perceived change in humor by those close to the bad pun-makers might be the earliest indication that they have a case of Witzelsucht.

However, if someone is just inherently a habitual and terrible joke maker, it doesn't look like there's much to be done about it. Other than maybe being pun-itive.
http://news.yahoo.com/got-friend-cant-stop-making-182600135.html (http://news.yahoo.com/got-friend-cant-stop-making-182600135.html)
Title: Re: Eadee's Big Book of Recycling Tanks Humor
Post by: Eadee on March 13, 2016, 07:59:21 PM
Thats complete nonsense...

Braindamage doesn't cause puns!

The other way around however...     ;lol
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