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Emperor DarkAngel posted 12-07-98 05:20 AM ET
After being gone *counts fingers* a few days, I have returned! Unfortunately, all other OEEP members are away to work on a secret project so I will be the only one here.
We will now begin accepting applications to join OEEP/KC. You must have these requirements:
Must wish to take over the world
Must want to kill CWAL
Must love Greeneyes
If you meet those requirements, then sign up and rule the world! All applications will be personally reviewed by me. Together, we will take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

FtLctD�
DA
Imran Siddiqui posted 12-07-98 05:18 PM ET
You will be destroyed by BoS before your plans will take effect.
Imran Siddiqui
President of BoS
DarkLight posted 12-07-98 05:38 PM ET
Now DA, we all know that you are obssessed with Greeneyes, but you needn't push it upon others.
(DarkLight wanders off to plot stuff.)
Exile posted 12-07-98 07:34 PM ET
I thought OEEP was disolved, oh well, It'll be nice to spill some new blood around here.
(Rams a Warp Blade into a captured BoS soldier's throat)
=============================================
Exile
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 12-07-98 07:57 PM ET
This organizations will be destroyed before you can take but a mile of the world over! Feel my wrath!!!
(YYYH jams a wet noodle down a OEEPers throat)
OEEPer: NO!!! Not the wet noodle!! Not the wet noodle!!!!
YYYH: Yes the wet noodle!! HAHAHAHA!
OEEPer: NOOOOO!!!!
(YYYH jams the wet noodle down the OEEPers throat. He coughs & gags, then slowly & painfully dies)
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, with his new CD drive installed,
YYYH
DHE_X2 posted 12-07-98 08:05 PM ET
From hell's heart I stab at thee, oeeper(hows that pronounced, anyway)
Talon posted 12-07-98 08:16 PM ET
Looks like your membership drive isn't doing too well huh Emperor DarkAngel? You will be destroyed. That is all.
-Talon
"I refuse to go with the flow"
WCW posted 12-07-98 08:36 PM ET
Imram, the canadian 8th faction will help the BoS destroy the OEEP because it is against our values.
WCW
N1M
chris
Emperor DarkAngel posted 12-07-98 09:23 PM ET
You have made a grave mistake! Once we have taken over half the world. Now we will take over ALL OF IT! Surrender now or feel the mighty wrath of OEEP!
*drat.. need to get some more OEEPers in on this...*

FtLctD�
DA
Jay posted 12-08-98 03:25 AM ET
Not again!
This is getting pretty boresome.
Anyhow, Charge!
Death to the abomination!
Die you horrible thing!
Jay
"We'll take them out one at a time"
Imran Siddiqui posted 12-08-98 06:30 PM ET
OEEP will die a horrible death. No one can take over these forums, not with the BoS here. Say your prayers, maggot.
Imran Siddiqui
President of Brotherhood of Sid
jfrazier posted 12-08-98 07:47 PM ET
OEEP rep opens package at universal embassy: "This building will self destruct in 5 seconds" comes the message. OEEP reprs run.
OEEP reps fall down. OEEP reps explode. OEEP building is in ruins as is there movement.
BoS forces arrive. BoS forces begin mopup operations. BoS forces infiltrate all communications to other OEEP units. OEEP is stopped before it even got started.
Jeff, General
Long Live the 10th
Long Live the 8th
Long Live the BoS
Dark Nexus posted 12-09-98 08:19 PM ET
Man, you're taking this WAY to seriously....
DHE_X2 posted 12-09-98 08:41 PM ET
bosoeep? oeepbosnim? Azugaloeep?
NIMNYMoeepbos? Cwalbosnimoeep?
Dark Nexus posted 12-09-98 08:57 PM ET
That's better. Now, the next step is not being serious WITHOUT using gibberish
Imran Siddiqui posted 12-09-98 10:58 PM ET
Die, OEEP, Die!! Oh, Darklight thinks we're being too serious in here and elsewhere. He is trying to off the BoS as well. My solution:
Imran: Get Darklight, NOW!!
BoS: Yes sir!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Imran Siddiqui
Imran Siddiqui posted 12-09-98 11:05 PM ET
That should be Dark Nexus, ah what the Hell, get Darklight as well....
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 12-09-98 11:05 PM ET
I'm not serious. I'm just paranoid! *looks behind shoulder* You see, a CWALer could abduct me at any time. *Sees a shadowy figure in alley. Pulls out BAR & shoots it. YYYH runs away*

BLAH GOOBER< YAHAHAH!!!! NOCTUNAL< LACONIA!!!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Dark Nexus posted 12-09-98 11:26 PM ET
Since when was I trying to off BoS? I'm a writer in CWAL, but my character is NOT in CWAL
Dark Nexus
"Sanity is calming, but madness is more interesting."
DarkLight posted 12-10-98 08:20 AM ET
And I'm a writer in CWAL, but the character DarkLight works for Firaxis. Attacking him might anger Sid. Of course, that doesn't mean he won't attack you, if you annoy him.
Legoean posted 12-10-98 10:25 PM ET
I, A newbie will kill all...
Ok I might kill one person...
would a near fatality be ok...
May be an extream beating with a pointy stick...
Monty Python will live on!!!

-"Ducktape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe togerther" -Someone important (I hope)
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 12-11-98 12:12 AM ET
He's a newbie! Get him!
BAM BAM BAM!!!!!
Ok, newbie, you're now a member of the BoS. Any resistance will prove futile because we are a democracy. Surrender now.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Imran Siddiqui posted 12-11-98 12:20 AM ET
Whoa, Legoian is an actually shand up philosopher? You hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Yes?
Morons?
Imran Siddiqui
"Sarcasm does not become you" or me for that matter.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 12-11-98 05:31 PM ET
I'm a stand up guy, if that means anything.
(People look at him funny)
Have them all killed
Yes sir.
(Guards come in & kill all the people looking at him funny)
Hey! Anyone know where Jimbo is? He said he'd be returning 'round now.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
DarkLight posted 12-11-98 05:48 PM ET
Audience: hey! You can't kill thos epeople! They're not extras! They're major forumers!
(The corpses of Maya, Brother Greg, etc., surround YYYH and his troops.)
YYYH: Ummm... This is not cool. Kill those guys, too, before they tell the other forumers!
Talon: Yes, sir, but aren't WE the other forumers?
YYYH: No questions!
Talon: Okay, sir.
(The troopers leap out of the screen and start blasting the audience. Minutes later, they are seen dancing atop the flaming bodies of the audience.)
YYYH: Excellent. The troops are still ready for battle. (notices something) Hey! No small, furry animal sacrifices will be tolerated in THIS army!
Satanist trooper: Aw, man, that sucks! (tosses the hamster into the bushes)
YYYH: Now, stop being Satanistic. You're supposed to be a zealous CWAL hater, not a Satanist! Start hating CWAL, curse you!
Satanist: But I hate everybody.
YYYH: Oh... Well, then, carry on with the Satanism. Just don't let the others know. I think some of them are major supporters of other religions.
Satanist: Yes, sir! (runs off to slaughter some random people who look like CWALers but are actually refugees from the local asylum)
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Author	Topic: Organization for the Enslavement of Earth's Population
Emperor DarkAngel	posted 12-07-98 05:20 AM ET After being gone counts fingers a few days, I have returned! Unfortunately, all other OEEP members are away to work on a secret project so I will be the only one here. We will now begin accepting applications to join OEEP/KC. You must have these requirements: Must wish to take over the world Must want to kill CWAL Must love Greeneyes If you meet those requirements, then sign up and rule the world! All applications will be personally reviewed by me. Together, we will take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FtLctD� DA
Imran Siddiqui	posted 12-07-98 05:18 PM ET You will be destroyed by BoS before your plans will take effect. Imran Siddiqui President of BoS
DarkLight	posted 12-07-98 05:38 PM ET Now DA, we all know that you are obssessed with Greeneyes, but you needn't push it upon others. (DarkLight wanders off to plot stuff.)
Exile	posted 12-07-98 07:34 PM ET I thought OEEP was disolved, oh well, It'll be nice to spill some new blood around here. (Rams a Warp Blade into a captured BoS soldier's throat) ============================================= Exile
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 12-07-98 07:57 PM ET This organizations will be destroyed before you can take but a mile of the world over! Feel my wrath!!! (YYYH jams a wet noodle down a OEEPers throat) OEEPer: NO!!! Not the wet noodle!! Not the wet noodle!!!! YYYH: Yes the wet noodle!! HAHAHAHA! OEEPer: NOOOOO!!!! (YYYH jams the wet noodle down the OEEPers throat. He coughs & gags, then slowly & painfully dies) Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, with his new CD drive installed, YYYH
DHE_X2	posted 12-07-98 08:05 PM ET From hell's heart I stab at thee, oeeper(hows that pronounced, anyway)
Talon	posted 12-07-98 08:16 PM ET Looks like your membership drive isn't doing too well huh Emperor DarkAngel? You will be destroyed. That is all. -Talon "I refuse to go with the flow"
WCW	posted 12-07-98 08:36 PM ET Imram, the canadian 8th faction will help the BoS destroy the OEEP because it is against our values. WCW N1M chris
Emperor DarkAngel	posted 12-07-98 09:23 PM ET You have made a grave mistake! Once we have taken over half the world. Now we will take over ALL OF IT! Surrender now or feel the mighty wrath of OEEP! drat.. need to get some more OEEPers in on this... FtLctD� DA
Jay	posted 12-08-98 03:25 AM ET Not again! This is getting pretty boresome. Anyhow, Charge! Death to the abomination! Die you horrible thing! Jay "We'll take them out one at a time"
Imran Siddiqui	posted 12-08-98 06:30 PM ET OEEP will die a horrible death. No one can take over these forums, not with the BoS here. Say your prayers, maggot. Imran Siddiqui President of Brotherhood of Sid
jfrazier	posted 12-08-98 07:47 PM ET OEEP rep opens package at universal embassy: "This building will self destruct in 5 seconds" comes the message. OEEP reprs run. OEEP reps fall down. OEEP reps explode. OEEP building is in ruins as is there movement. BoS forces arrive. BoS forces begin mopup operations. BoS forces infiltrate all communications to other OEEP units. OEEP is stopped before it even got started. Jeff, General Long Live the 10th Long Live the 8th Long Live the BoS
Dark Nexus	posted 12-09-98 08:19 PM ET Man, you're taking this WAY to seriously....
DHE_X2	posted 12-09-98 08:41 PM ET bosoeep? oeepbosnim? Azugaloeep? NIMNYMoeepbos? Cwalbosnimoeep?
Dark Nexus	posted 12-09-98 08:57 PM ET That's better. Now, the next step is not being serious WITHOUT using gibberish
Imran Siddiqui	posted 12-09-98 10:58 PM ET Die, OEEP, Die!! Oh, Darklight thinks we're being too serious in here and elsewhere. He is trying to off the BoS as well. My solution: Imran: Get Darklight, NOW!! BoS: Yes sir! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Imran Siddiqui
Imran Siddiqui	posted 12-09-98 11:05 PM ET That should be Dark Nexus, ah what the Hell, get Darklight as well....
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 12-09-98 11:05 PM ET I'm not serious. I'm just paranoid! looks behind shoulder You see, a CWALer could abduct me at any time. Sees a shadowy figure in alley. Pulls out BAR & shoots it. YYYH runs away BLAH GOOBER< YAHAHAH!!!! NOCTUNAL< LACONIA!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Dark Nexus	posted 12-09-98 11:26 PM ET Since when was I trying to off BoS? I'm a writer in CWAL, but my character is NOT in CWAL Dark Nexus "Sanity is calming, but madness is more interesting."
DarkLight	posted 12-10-98 08:20 AM ET And I'm a writer in CWAL, but the character DarkLight works for Firaxis. Attacking him might anger Sid. Of course, that doesn't mean he won't attack you, if you annoy him.
Legoean	posted 12-10-98 10:25 PM ET I, A newbie will kill all... Ok I might kill one person... would a near fatality be ok... May be an extream beating with a pointy stick... Monty Python will live on!!! -"Ducktape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe togerther" -Someone important (I hope)
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 12-11-98 12:12 AM ET He's a newbie! Get him! BAM BAM BAM!!!!! Ok, newbie, you're now a member of the BoS. Any resistance will prove futile because we are a democracy. Surrender now. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Imran Siddiqui	posted 12-11-98 12:20 AM ET Whoa, Legoian is an actually shand up philosopher? You hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Yes? Morons? Imran Siddiqui "Sarcasm does not become you" or me for that matter.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 12-11-98 05:31 PM ET I'm a stand up guy, if that means anything. (People look at him funny) Have them all killed Yes sir. (Guards come in & kill all the people looking at him funny) Hey! Anyone know where Jimbo is? He said he'd be returning 'round now. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
DarkLight	posted 12-11-98 05:48 PM ET Audience: hey! You can't kill thos epeople! They're not extras! They're major forumers! (The corpses of Maya, Brother Greg, etc., surround YYYH and his troops.) YYYH: Ummm... This is not cool. Kill those guys, too, before they tell the other forumers! Talon: Yes, sir, but aren't WE the other forumers? YYYH: No questions! Talon: Okay, sir. (The troopers leap out of the screen and start blasting the audience. Minutes later, they are seen dancing atop the flaming bodies of the audience.) YYYH: Excellent. The troops are still ready for battle. (notices something) Hey! No small, furry animal sacrifices will be tolerated in THIS army! Satanist trooper: Aw, man, that sucks! (tosses the hamster into the bushes) YYYH: Now, stop being Satanistic. You're supposed to be a zealous CWAL hater, not a Satanist! Start hating CWAL, curse you! Satanist: But I hate everybody. YYYH: Oh... Well, then, carry on with the Satanism. Just don't let the others know. I think some of them are major supporters of other religions. Satanist: Yes, sir! (runs off to slaughter some random people who look like CWALers but are actually refugees from the local asylum)