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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-28-98 05:41 PM ET
This is the thread where BoSers can post there stories in which they attack CWAL, rebut CWAL's attacks on us, etc. Enjoy BoSers!
I guess CWALers can post here if they want...
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-28-98 06:00 PM ET
(Just outside Hunt Valley, a brigade of BoSers stand ready in the freezing rain, while YYYH sits in his command tent planning his strategy)
Colonel K'nownothing: Sir, should we move in on Hunt Valley now, we haven't seen any Cows* in the area, they've either gone into hiding, or disappeared somewhere, regrouping. We have been beating them pretty bad.
YYYH: Bah! We've been beating up citizens, & maybe injuring a couple CWALers. These guys are hard to find. They seem to have some advanced Starcraft technology. But this will soon change, we have our SMAC technology shipping to the front soon enough!!
K'nownothing: Umm, yeah. So you want us to move in on the town?
YYYH: Hang on. I'm waiting for a shipment to arrive, not just any shipment, it's a shipment that could turn the tide of this war.
K'nownothing: Umm, what tides, we outnumber them a million to one.
YYYH: The devil on you!! Just have patience!
(5 minutes later 10 Salvation Army trucks pull up. A woman steps out.)
K'nownothing: Umm, sir. Why is the salvation army here!?!?!
YYYH: Shhh, Colonel K'nownothing, I want you to meet Major Slim Pickins, leader & founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.
Mjr. Slim Pickins: Pleasure to meetcha sir!
Colonel K'nownothing: Umm, yeah, pleasure.
YYYH: So major. What have ya got in your trucks?
Pickins: Well sir, in 5 o' the trucks, we got 500 troops each.
YYYH: 2500 men? Wow, that many people joined your comedic, & ripped off from Austin Powers, organization?
Pickins: Why yes, now In the other 5 trucks are the latest in military weapons. Temperance lasers. What they essentially do is tear a hole in the 4th dimension, & send whoever's getting shot, into that dimension..........and beyond!
YYYH: Sounds mighty powerful.
Pickins: Mighty powerful?? These things are beyond powerful. They make your plasma rifles, & singularity lasers look like childrens pop guns!! All my services & weapons are at a price though Mr. YYYH.
YYYH: NIMadier General YYYH to you!
Pickins: No need to get snide. Now, my price is $50,000,000, plus tax.
YYYH: Plus tax? I thought charities didn't pay taxes??
Pickins: Shutup, & pay up!!!
YYYH: Ok, I'll pay up.....just give me a sec.
(YYYH takes out his BAR & empties a clip into Major Slim Pickins)
YYYH: Hehe, looks like you won't be riding that nuke into the Ruskies after all. Hehehehe. Now, Colonel, take the 2500 soldiers 7 mindwipe them to our side please
Colonel K'nownothing: Yes sir.
(The trucks are driven into the BoS re-education center, where the 2500 Salvation Armiers(word?) began the painstaking 6 week program of converting to BoS. Meanwhile YYYH walks into his tent, & orders 150 light blue colored alpacas named 'Bob'. Then he cleans his BAR.)
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-28-98 06:01 PM ET
Oops, damn near forgot about this:
*Cows. The nickname the BoSers are giving to CWAL.
Sorry
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Maelstrom posted 11-28-98 11:59 PM ET
cows?
<looks left and right for people, and when he's sure nobody is there...>
"Mooooo....."
I'm not sure the CWALers are gonna be pleased with the destruction of their HQ...ah well, that's your (and their) business...
Exile posted 11-29-98 12:31 AM ET
AHA! Mealstrom, that's a violation of Penal Code# 5927643564-DH3849, Mooing in public.
The fine is to be tied to Jolt while he is sent out to buy the CWAL HQ Christmas Decorations.
(Sounds of Mealstrom protesting the cruelness of his fate and such echo thru the halls)
Mealstrom: NOOOOOO!!! Not Jolt! MERRRCYYYYYY!!!!!PLLLLLEEEEEAAAASE!!!

Another excecution =)
Exile
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-29-98 12:55 AM ET
Umm, Maelstrom. I didn't destroy the HQ, I just basically added the militant wing of the Salvation Army to the BoS.
Cows is a typical nickname for an enemy. In WWII, the Germans were the 'Krauts' to the Americans. Just think of cows like that. If you wanna make up some nickname for us, go ahead. Just don't make it like in the Starcraft PL, where a nickname will be like: 'Gay-ass nigga.'. Please
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Dark Nexus posted 11-29-98 01:36 AM ET
Close, but no cigar on that nickname. In the Pilot's Lounge, it would have been an unclickable post calling you a "noobie" or a "lozer" or a "lamer", and that is exactly why, even with the large number of CWALers, there is rarely a CWAL post there anymore.
Dark Nexus
"Sanity is calming, madness is more interesting."
Maelstrom posted 11-29-98 03:08 AM ET
hehehe...I don't care if you call us cows, it's a perfectly suitable nickname =)
As for blowing up HQ, I realize you didn't do it in that story, however CWAL HV isn't going to be pleased if you actually DO destroy them...it's kinda like a cat and mouse game, where you don't really destroy the other...wait, I'm rambling, sorry =) I'm sure you know how it works, and reading the above text that I just wrote it might be seen as mildly offensive to your intellect...of course, it might not be, and I might just be so incredibly tired it's not even funny...the second one is more likely...hey? What's this 'submit reply' button do?
Dorg of CWAL posted 11-29-98 03:30 AM ET
hey, the war isn't raging any more! Great, now YYYH isn't evil, he's just a normal guy that's writing for the enemy.
Hey is there a CWAL page for Hunt Valley? There should be a separate cast list
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-29-98 03:48 AM ET
Oh I don't know about that Dorg. I'm that quiet kind of evil, who doesn't show it until he has complete power. Sorta like Hitler.
I say CWAL, BoS, & the COTS team up to scare people like Ix outta here, before this forum turns into a fiasco of anti-American, anti-Canadian, anti-Mexican, whatever?? We could call it the Anti-Rascist alliance? Or something. I just don't want these forums to turn into Pilots Lounge.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Dorg of CWAL posted 11-29-98 05:50 AM ET
yeah! We'll spout gibberish at stupid people until they leave in disgust!
Nazi Church Bill: Black people are evil. Exterminate them.
Dorg: BWAAAAH! BLEGILILILILIEJONGOOOR!
Nazi Church Bill: Whoa man, I'm outta here!
DarkLight posted 11-29-98 12:17 PM ET
What?! "X country sucks" posts?! Kill someone now! I want a clean forum, dang it! And after reading that nickname, I get the feeling YYYH read Bovine Birthright.
Sofielisk posted 11-29-98 12:26 PM ET
NOOO!!! No longer can I type "Sofielisk eats a cow" without millions of misinterpretations
"if you tolerate mad cows disease then you won't eat a lot of beef"
DarkLight posted 11-29-98 12:29 PM ET
Well, Sofie, may I then suggest "Sofielisk eats a dog?" Works well, I would think.
Note to self: Think up nasty nickname for those guys.
Sofielisk posted 11-29-98 12:46 PM ET
No Darklight! That's it! Dogs! I mean Dogs are the ultimate evil in the universe... I mean, how can flag burning be legal but not dog burning! Dogs are evil! Kill them! Kill them all!
Death to the Dogs.. And the Dogs
Talon posted 11-29-98 01:59 PM ET
I just posted a new story in the thread "Operation Falling Water"
-Talon
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-29-98 03:46 PM ET
Welp cows sticks. No, I didn't read Bovine Birthright, but I just picked cows cause it sounds like CWAL, in a way.
I like your idea Dorg!
Dogs are cool.
Talon's story was ok.
BoS will dominate!
"If you tolerate The Morgan Conglomerate, then your tree-huggers will be next"
Dorg of CWAL posted 11-30-98 03:18 AM ET
Kill Dogs? BLAAAAANG GORGLELELORGLES! MANK MANK STINCHINCHIN!
WRRRRRRRINGO!

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Author	Topic: The imminent destruction of CWAL HV
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-28-98 05:41 PM ET This is the thread where BoSers can post there stories in which they attack CWAL, rebut CWAL's attacks on us, etc. Enjoy BoSers! I guess CWALers can post here if they want... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-28-98 06:00 PM ET (Just outside Hunt Valley, a brigade of BoSers stand ready in the freezing rain, while YYYH sits in his command tent planning his strategy) Colonel K'nownothing: Sir, should we move in on Hunt Valley now, we haven't seen any Cows* in the area, they've either gone into hiding, or disappeared somewhere, regrouping. We have been beating them pretty bad. YYYH: Bah! We've been beating up citizens, & maybe injuring a couple CWALers. These guys are hard to find. They seem to have some advanced Starcraft technology. But this will soon change, we have our SMAC technology shipping to the front soon enough!! K'nownothing: Umm, yeah. So you want us to move in on the town? YYYH: Hang on. I'm waiting for a shipment to arrive, not just any shipment, it's a shipment that could turn the tide of this war. K'nownothing: Umm, what tides, we outnumber them a million to one. YYYH: The devil on you!! Just have patience! (5 minutes later 10 Salvation Army trucks pull up. A woman steps out.) K'nownothing: Umm, sir. Why is the salvation army here!?!?! YYYH: Shhh, Colonel K'nownothing, I want you to meet Major Slim Pickins, leader & founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army. Mjr. Slim Pickins: Pleasure to meetcha sir! Colonel K'nownothing: Umm, yeah, pleasure. YYYH: So major. What have ya got in your trucks? Pickins: Well sir, in 5 o' the trucks, we got 500 troops each. YYYH: 2500 men? Wow, that many people joined your comedic, & ripped off from Austin Powers, organization? Pickins: Why yes, now In the other 5 trucks are the latest in military weapons. Temperance lasers. What they essentially do is tear a hole in the 4th dimension, & send whoever's getting shot, into that dimension..........and beyond! YYYH: Sounds mighty powerful. Pickins: Mighty powerful?? These things are beyond powerful. They make your plasma rifles, & singularity lasers look like childrens pop guns!! All my services & weapons are at a price though Mr. YYYH. YYYH: NIMadier General YYYH to you! Pickins: No need to get snide. Now, my price is $50,000,000, plus tax. YYYH: Plus tax? I thought charities didn't pay taxes?? Pickins: Shutup, & pay up!!! YYYH: Ok, I'll pay up.....just give me a sec. (YYYH takes out his BAR & empties a clip into Major Slim Pickins) YYYH: Hehe, looks like you won't be riding that nuke into the Ruskies after all. Hehehehe. Now, Colonel, take the 2500 soldiers 7 mindwipe them to our side please Colonel K'nownothing: Yes sir. (The trucks are driven into the BoS re-education center, where the 2500 Salvation Armiers(word?) began the painstaking 6 week program of converting to BoS. Meanwhile YYYH walks into his tent, & orders 150 light blue colored alpacas named 'Bob'. Then he cleans his BAR.) Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-28-98 06:01 PM ET Oops, damn near forgot about this: *Cows. The nickname the BoSers are giving to CWAL. Sorry Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Maelstrom	posted 11-28-98 11:59 PM ET cows? <looks left and right for people, and when he's sure nobody is there...> "Mooooo....." I'm not sure the CWALers are gonna be pleased with the destruction of their HQ...ah well, that's your (and their) business...
Exile	posted 11-29-98 12:31 AM ET AHA! Mealstrom, that's a violation of Penal Code# 5927643564-DH3849, Mooing in public. The fine is to be tied to Jolt while he is sent out to buy the CWAL HQ Christmas Decorations. (Sounds of Mealstrom protesting the cruelness of his fate and such echo thru the halls) Mealstrom: NOOOOOO!!! Not Jolt! MERRRCYYYYYY!!!!!PLLLLLEEEEEAAAASE!!! Another excecution =) Exile
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-29-98 12:55 AM ET Umm, Maelstrom. I didn't destroy the HQ, I just basically added the militant wing of the Salvation Army to the BoS. Cows is a typical nickname for an enemy. In WWII, the Germans were the 'Krauts' to the Americans. Just think of cows like that. If you wanna make up some nickname for us, go ahead. Just don't make it like in the Starcraft PL, where a nickname will be like: 'Gay-ass nigga.'. Please Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Dark Nexus	posted 11-29-98 01:36 AM ET Close, but no cigar on that nickname. In the Pilot's Lounge, it would have been an unclickable post calling you a "noobie" or a "lozer" or a "lamer", and that is exactly why, even with the large number of CWALers, there is rarely a CWAL post there anymore. Dark Nexus "Sanity is calming, madness is more interesting."
Maelstrom	posted 11-29-98 03:08 AM ET hehehe...I don't care if you call us cows, it's a perfectly suitable nickname =) As for blowing up HQ, I realize you didn't do it in that story, however CWAL HV isn't going to be pleased if you actually DO destroy them...it's kinda like a cat and mouse game, where you don't really destroy the other...wait, I'm rambling, sorry =) I'm sure you know how it works, and reading the above text that I just wrote it might be seen as mildly offensive to your intellect...of course, it might not be, and I might just be so incredibly tired it's not even funny...the second one is more likely...hey? What's this 'submit reply' button do?
Dorg of CWAL	posted 11-29-98 03:30 AM ET hey, the war isn't raging any more! Great, now YYYH isn't evil, he's just a normal guy that's writing for the enemy. Hey is there a CWAL page for Hunt Valley? There should be a separate cast list
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-29-98 03:48 AM ET Oh I don't know about that Dorg. I'm that quiet kind of evil, who doesn't show it until he has complete power. Sorta like Hitler. I say CWAL, BoS, & the COTS team up to scare people like Ix outta here, before this forum turns into a fiasco of anti-American, anti-Canadian, anti-Mexican, whatever?? We could call it the Anti-Rascist alliance? Or something. I just don't want these forums to turn into Pilots Lounge. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Dorg of CWAL	posted 11-29-98 05:50 AM ET yeah! We'll spout gibberish at stupid people until they leave in disgust! Nazi Church Bill: Black people are evil. Exterminate them. Dorg: BWAAAAH! BLEGILILILILIEJONGOOOR! Nazi Church Bill: Whoa man, I'm outta here!
DarkLight	posted 11-29-98 12:17 PM ET What?! "X country sucks" posts?! Kill someone now! I want a clean forum, dang it! And after reading that nickname, I get the feeling YYYH read Bovine Birthright.
Sofielisk	posted 11-29-98 12:26 PM ET NOOO!!! No longer can I type "Sofielisk eats a cow" without millions of misinterpretations "if you tolerate mad cows disease then you won't eat a lot of beef"
DarkLight	posted 11-29-98 12:29 PM ET Well, Sofie, may I then suggest "Sofielisk eats a dog?" Works well, I would think. Note to self: Think up nasty nickname for those guys.
Sofielisk	posted 11-29-98 12:46 PM ET No Darklight! That's it! Dogs! I mean Dogs are the ultimate evil in the universe... I mean, how can flag burning be legal but not dog burning! Dogs are evil! Kill them! Kill them all! Death to the Dogs.. And the Dogs
Talon	posted 11-29-98 01:59 PM ET I just posted a new story in the thread "Operation Falling Water" -Talon
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-29-98 03:46 PM ET Welp cows sticks. No, I didn't read Bovine Birthright, but I just picked cows cause it sounds like CWAL, in a way. I like your idea Dorg! Dogs are cool. Talon's story was ok. BoS will dominate! "If you tolerate The Morgan Conglomerate, then your tree-huggers will be next"
Dorg of CWAL	posted 11-30-98 03:18 AM ET Kill Dogs? BLAAAAANG GORGLELELORGLES! MANK MANK STINCHINCHIN! WRRRRRRRINGO!