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BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 09:20 AM ET
I just read on cnn.com that Hulk Hogan is going to run for president. And the Americans wonder why people make fun of them, and more specifically their politics. Wonder who his running mate is going to be? Any suggestions?
Boskone on Toast posted 11-27-98 09:54 AM ET
Any one of the Teletubbies would probably do!
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po or their friendly hoover Noo-noo.
BOT
Roland posted 11-27-98 10:03 AM ET
And what will his campaign be like ? Beating up the opponents ? I just hope Hillary is going to run, she would win the fight and kick Hogan's butt around... wanna bet ?
BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 10:14 AM ET
I'm sorry BOT, but the Teletubbies are English so they cannot qualify, as the Americans would never have a Brittish vicepresident. I'm thinking someone like Sly Stallone. See if they can get the House and the Senate under control then
DCA posted 11-27-98 10:18 AM ET
I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?
BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 10:20 AM ET
Huh?
Roland posted 11-27-98 10:26 AM ET
AZUGAL!
Penguin assassination ? How cruel...DCA, is it not enough that the norwegians are hunting whales ? How many penguins are left in Norway ?
DCA posted 11-27-98 10:28 AM ET
oh, just the one i'm eating i guess
OmniDude posted 11-27-98 10:42 AM ET
I have to say that this story falls in the category of the obviously fabricated (smart marketing move, though).
As any spin-doctor will tell you, getting people to take HH seriously as the leader of the worlds mightiest country - like it or not - is the kind of assignment that will make you wake up in the middle of the night - drenched in sweat - and spontaneously decide to permanently move to Tibet to ponder the eternal question:
How does the drivers of snow-ploughs get to work?
Ronald McDonald, a challenge. Hulk Hogan, downright impossible.
OmniDude
Holding a degree in moral philosophy should be a prerequisite to becoming a politician
Boskone on Toast posted 11-27-98 10:46 AM ET
The shot that killed the penguin had to come from either the Texas School book Depository or the Grassy Knoll.
Either way I think we all know its a CIA-Mafia-Castro conspiracy.

BOT
League for the prevention of penguin assassinations.
DCA posted 11-27-98 11:03 AM ET
nononono, it's the mi5-fnord-cthulhu conspiracy. or maybe the uop-nim-yyyh conspiracy. i forget.
DCA,
You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
(mm, die penguin die)
DCA posted 11-27-98 11:11 AM ET
hmm. guess i should mention laughing at hulky boy, though it really doesn't seem to be worth it.
DCA,
A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
Roland posted 11-27-98 11:22 AM ET
I wonder where DCA gets all the whacky quotes....
"Today the world, in the morning the solar system!"
"Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem..." WHACK!!!
DCA posted 11-27-98 11:24 AM ET
let's just say it's a discordian thing
DCA,
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
Roland posted 11-27-98 11:35 AM ET
As you said, my baby does the hoopsie poopsie...
DCA posted 11-27-98 11:40 AM ET
ooh, this is getting like ultimately inter-thread conversation-ish. hoopsie poopsie? whoopsie loopsie? i wouldn't know.
DCA,
We don't take no **** from a machine.
Roland posted 11-27-98 11:45 AM ET
Yeah, real love... no machinery involved...
"In the name of humanity, burn pinochet!"
DCA posted 11-27-98 11:49 AM ET
burn, muddafukka, burn
DCA,
"I only live about ten percent in this reality." "So where's your summer cottage?"
Roland posted 11-27-98 11:56 AM ET
I don't need drugs to halluzinate, I just need'em for the addiction.
Is it worse to burn the witchen, or to eat the pidgeon ?
Roland,
if all men were brothers, I'd be ashamed of my family. I'm not sure about the sisters...
DCA posted 11-27-98 12:02 PM ET
burn the eat. always go beyond the expected!
i think the sisters'd be ok, though i'd hate it if they were all my sisters
DCA,
If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 12:09 PM ET
What a lively discussion I have created. Am I a real SMACer now?
To be or not be, what a stupid question (the real words of Hamlet)
Roland posted 11-27-98 12:10 PM ET
Q: "Why can't we all live as brothers and sisters ?"
A: "No legal fun anymore..."
No, no. If you don't succeed at first, stop trying.
"Father..."
"Yes, son ?"
"I want to....
...KILL YOU!!!"
(The Killer)
DCA posted 11-27-98 12:15 PM ET
"Mother..."
"I want to..."
"...**** YOU!"
everybody's a real smac'er
dobidobido?
DCA,
If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 12:18 PM ET
If at first you don't succeed get someone else to it.
If you live in Arkansas everyone is your brother and sister.
Roland posted 11-27-98 12:25 PM ET
Ah, the american south...
to continue the killer:
"...all night long!!!"
"Yeah, baby, be good to me!!!"
(That's only in the live version AFAIK...dead people can't do that anyway, or can they ?)
DCA posted 11-27-98 12:26 PM ET
if at first you don't succeed, why do it?
to be or to do, that is the question?
moral of the story: don't live in arkensas
DCA,
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
DCA posted 11-27-98 12:29 PM ET
oh, this moves too fast
(i feel hate cause i move fast? if you get that one i'll give you a fookin medal!)
yeah, it's probably only in the live version... at least i don't know what's next!
DCA,
You took my breath away and now I want it back.
Boskone on Toast posted 11-27-98 12:30 PM ET
Ha, I knew it, if DCA is involved in this conversation you can be sure that Leviathan, Fnord and the AISB are sure to follow.
all hail Eris
BoomBoom there was never any doubt that you were a real SMACer, any thread that goes this far off-topic has got to be the work of a SMAC head.
Roland keep running *they* may never catch you!
DCA posted 11-27-98 12:33 PM ET
fnord? that word does not exist.
hail discordia!
DCA,
Five is a demon.
Roland posted 11-27-98 12:34 PM ET
No, I won't run away any longer. I'll throw the court to my mercy...
I think the lyrics of the live version end there... so it's the end of "The End"...
My pony is over the ocean... which is pretty amazing, as it cannot swim and I don't have an ocean...
BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 12:40 PM ET
Aahh the joys of Acid.
Are all SMACheads smackheads? Or vice versa?
I am but I don't want to be, so what do I do?
BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 12:41 PM ET
How about setting up a new thread called the lunatic asylum. TWITCH Who R uuuuu?
DCA posted 11-27-98 12:42 PM ET
my pony is over the sea
bring back my pony to me!
(give it back give it back give it back now!)
this may not be the end of the end, or even the beginning of the end of the end, but it might be the end of the end of the beginning?!
DCA,
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
Roland posted 11-27-98 12:42 PM ET
The lunatic asylum ? It's the former hotel california...
ride the highway west...
the west is the best...
Acid or a Sid, that's no question.
Boskone on Toast posted 11-27-98 12:52 PM ET
The authorities take a dim view of Pony, Penguin and song lyric abuse.
you have been warned.
There is no escape.
Roland posted 11-27-98 12:54 PM ET
The authorities take a dim view of sexual activities. Therefore, don't have sex with the authorities.
The best of Oasis = the rest of the Beatles.
DCA posted 11-27-98 12:57 PM ET
sexual activities take a dim view on the authorities.
get here, and we'll do the rest
i don't know...
just where i'm going...
DCA,
You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 01:00 PM ET
Just when i saw the light someone switched it off.
Roland posted 11-27-98 01:01 PM ET
That was me. I saw the light before you! Naenaenaenaenaenae!
My mom could beat up my pa any given time!
DCA posted 11-27-98 01:05 PM ET
I am the resurrection?
our models can beat up their models
move over rover
DCA,
Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
Roland posted 11-27-98 01:25 PM ET
Yikes!!!
For the lyrics:
"...and let Jimmy take over!"
(let me stand next to your... fire!)
This 99% identical taste in music is starting to scare me. Let's make another test:
"And those castles made of sand..."
DCA posted 11-27-98 01:29 PM ET
slips into the sea, eventually
DCA,
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-27-98 01:33 PM ET
Well, I should just mention something from the original topic. Hulk Hogan announced last night on Leno that he's retiring from wrestling, & that he's gonna try & run for president. Hulk said he hasn't decided on a running mate, but Leno brought up the possibility of Jesse "the body...err mind" Ventura running with him. In fact, Ventura's election is where Hulk got the idea he could win! Like he ever would, if he did, I'd kill myself, wrapped in a burning American flag!!
Back to the original off-topicness:
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong.
If life throws you a lemon, dive out of the way, or catch it, lemons can hurt, especially if life throws it to you!
DCA, What was the deal with that fnord site you have??
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
DCA posted 11-27-98 01:37 PM ET
um, it's not my fnord site...
DCA,
When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-27-98 01:40 PM ET
Who's fnord site was it then?? Weren't you the one who gave us all the URL for it??
YYYH,
If superman could stop bullets with his chest, why'd he dive out of the way when someone threw a gun at him??
DCA posted 11-27-98 01:44 PM ET
oh, i posted the link; that's quite true
let's just say it's a discordian thing
DCA,
reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-27-98 01:50 PM ET
y
A discordian thing?? Are Discordians really that obssesed with fnord??
PLIB, ZOOT, NIM, SMAC, FNORD
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
DCA posted 11-27-98 01:55 PM ET
the discordian society: The World's Greatest disorganization of What-ever-it-is-that-we-are.
fnord? that word does not exist.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-27-98 02:01 PM ET
Naw, my family is the World's Greatest Disorganization of whatever-it-is-that-we-are.
DCA?? That person doesn't exist, I killed him in the I club
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Boskone on Toast posted 11-27-98 02:02 PM ET
FNORD never has and never will exist, its that simple. But golden apples...that's another subject altogether.
Discordia
DCA posted 11-27-98 02:04 PM ET
dead people exist too....
DCA posted 11-27-98 02:06 PM ET
kallisti!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-27-98 02:13 PM ET
Montomrom!!
DCA posted 11-27-98 02:18 PM ET
If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
tomrommon?
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-27-98 02:21 PM ET
Which goddess, Venus, Athena, Deidre??
Moronmron??
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
BoomBoom posted 11-27-98 02:22 PM ET
If she had intended them to smoke, we would have filters in our lungs.....Ugly image
Mombasaasabmom
DCA posted 11-27-98 02:26 PM ET
oh, eris
AUH20 posted 11-27-98 06:46 PM ET
I'm starting to see sympathy with TAS's and Apocalypse's point of view.
Marquesa posted 11-28-98 02:38 AM ET
I have sympathy.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-28-98 12:09 PM ET
I feel no sympathy, nor any emotions. Emotions aren't logical, nor are they useful.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
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Author	Topic: Hogan to run for President in 2K
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 09:20 AM ET I just read on cnn.com that Hulk Hogan is going to run for president. And the Americans wonder why people make fun of them, and more specifically their politics. Wonder who his running mate is going to be? Any suggestions?
Boskone on Toast	posted 11-27-98 09:54 AM ET Any one of the Teletubbies would probably do! Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po or their friendly hoover Noo-noo. BOT
Roland	posted 11-27-98 10:03 AM ET And what will his campaign be like ? Beating up the opponents ? I just hope Hillary is going to run, she would win the fight and kick Hogan's butt around... wanna bet ?
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 10:14 AM ET I'm sorry BOT, but the Teletubbies are English so they cannot qualify, as the Americans would never have a Brittish vicepresident. I'm thinking someone like Sly Stallone. See if they can get the House and the Senate under control then
DCA	posted 11-27-98 10:18 AM ET I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 10:20 AM ET Huh?
Roland	posted 11-27-98 10:26 AM ET AZUGAL! Penguin assassination ? How cruel...DCA, is it not enough that the norwegians are hunting whales ? How many penguins are left in Norway ?
DCA	posted 11-27-98 10:28 AM ET oh, just the one i'm eating i guess
OmniDude	posted 11-27-98 10:42 AM ET I have to say that this story falls in the category of the obviously fabricated (smart marketing move, though). As any spin-doctor will tell you, getting people to take HH seriously as the leader of the worlds mightiest country - like it or not - is the kind of assignment that will make you wake up in the middle of the night - drenched in sweat - and spontaneously decide to permanently move to Tibet to ponder the eternal question: How does the drivers of snow-ploughs get to work? Ronald McDonald, a challenge. Hulk Hogan, downright impossible. OmniDude Holding a degree in moral philosophy should be a prerequisite to becoming a politician
Boskone on Toast	posted 11-27-98 10:46 AM ET The shot that killed the penguin had to come from either the Texas School book Depository or the Grassy Knoll. Either way I think we all know its a CIA-Mafia-Castro conspiracy. BOT League for the prevention of penguin assassinations.
DCA	posted 11-27-98 11:03 AM ET nononono, it's the mi5-fnord-cthulhu conspiracy. or maybe the uop-nim-yyyh conspiracy. i forget. DCA, You're so hardcore, you're punk rock. (mm, die penguin die)
DCA	posted 11-27-98 11:11 AM ET hmm. guess i should mention laughing at hulky boy, though it really doesn't seem to be worth it. DCA, A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 11:22 AM ET I wonder where DCA gets all the whacky quotes.... "Today the world, in the morning the solar system!" "Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem..." WHACK!!!
DCA	posted 11-27-98 11:24 AM ET let's just say it's a discordian thing DCA, It is not down on any map; true places never are.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 11:35 AM ET As you said, my baby does the hoopsie poopsie...
DCA	posted 11-27-98 11:40 AM ET ooh, this is getting like ultimately inter-thread conversation-ish. hoopsie poopsie? whoopsie loopsie? i wouldn't know. DCA, We don't take no **** from a machine.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 11:45 AM ET Yeah, real love... no machinery involved... "In the name of humanity, burn pinochet!"
DCA	posted 11-27-98 11:49 AM ET burn, muddafukka, burn DCA, "I only live about ten percent in this reality." "So where's your summer cottage?"
Roland	posted 11-27-98 11:56 AM ET I don't need drugs to halluzinate, I just need'em for the addiction. Is it worse to burn the witchen, or to eat the pidgeon ? Roland, if all men were brothers, I'd be ashamed of my family. I'm not sure about the sisters...
DCA	posted 11-27-98 12:02 PM ET burn the eat. always go beyond the expected! i think the sisters'd be ok, though i'd hate it if they were all my sisters DCA, If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 12:09 PM ET What a lively discussion I have created. Am I a real SMACer now? To be or not be, what a stupid question (the real words of Hamlet)
Roland	posted 11-27-98 12:10 PM ET Q: "Why can't we all live as brothers and sisters ?" A: "No legal fun anymore..." No, no. If you don't succeed at first, stop trying. "Father..." "Yes, son ?" "I want to.... ...KILL YOU!!!" (The Killer)
DCA	posted 11-27-98 12:15 PM ET "Mother..." "I want to..." "...**** YOU!" everybody's a real smac'er dobidobido? DCA, If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 12:18 PM ET If at first you don't succeed get someone else to it. If you live in Arkansas everyone is your brother and sister.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 12:25 PM ET Ah, the american south... to continue the killer: "...all night long!!!" "Yeah, baby, be good to me!!!" (That's only in the live version AFAIK...dead people can't do that anyway, or can they ?)
DCA	posted 11-27-98 12:26 PM ET if at first you don't succeed, why do it? to be or to do, that is the question? moral of the story: don't live in arkensas DCA, A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
DCA	posted 11-27-98 12:29 PM ET oh, this moves too fast (i feel hate cause i move fast? if you get that one i'll give you a fookin medal!) yeah, it's probably only in the live version... at least i don't know what's next! DCA, You took my breath away and now I want it back.
Boskone on Toast	posted 11-27-98 12:30 PM ET Ha, I knew it, if DCA is involved in this conversation you can be sure that Leviathan, Fnord and the AISB are sure to follow. all hail Eris BoomBoom there was never any doubt that you were a real SMACer, any thread that goes this far off-topic has got to be the work of a SMAC head. Roland keep running they may never catch you!
DCA	posted 11-27-98 12:33 PM ET fnord? that word does not exist. hail discordia! DCA, Five is a demon.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 12:34 PM ET No, I won't run away any longer. I'll throw the court to my mercy... I think the lyrics of the live version end there... so it's the end of "The End"... My pony is over the ocean... which is pretty amazing, as it cannot swim and I don't have an ocean...
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 12:40 PM ET Aahh the joys of Acid. Are all SMACheads smackheads? Or vice versa? I am but I don't want to be, so what do I do?
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 12:41 PM ET How about setting up a new thread called the lunatic asylum. TWITCH Who R uuuuu?
DCA	posted 11-27-98 12:42 PM ET my pony is over the sea bring back my pony to me! (give it back give it back give it back now!) this may not be the end of the end, or even the beginning of the end of the end, but it might be the end of the end of the beginning?! DCA, Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 12:42 PM ET The lunatic asylum ? It's the former hotel california... ride the highway west... the west is the best... Acid or a Sid, that's no question.
Boskone on Toast	posted 11-27-98 12:52 PM ET The authorities take a dim view of Pony, Penguin and song lyric abuse. you have been warned. There is no escape.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 12:54 PM ET The authorities take a dim view of sexual activities. Therefore, don't have sex with the authorities. The best of Oasis = the rest of the Beatles.
DCA	posted 11-27-98 12:57 PM ET sexual activities take a dim view on the authorities. get here, and we'll do the rest i don't know... just where i'm going... DCA, You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 01:00 PM ET Just when i saw the light someone switched it off.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 01:01 PM ET That was me. I saw the light before you! Naenaenaenaenaenae! My mom could beat up my pa any given time!
DCA	posted 11-27-98 01:05 PM ET I am the resurrection? our models can beat up their models move over rover DCA, Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
Roland	posted 11-27-98 01:25 PM ET Yikes!!! For the lyrics: "...and let Jimmy take over!" (let me stand next to your... fire!) This 99% identical taste in music is starting to scare me. Let's make another test: "And those castles made of sand..."
DCA	posted 11-27-98 01:29 PM ET slips into the sea, eventually DCA, I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-27-98 01:33 PM ET Well, I should just mention something from the original topic. Hulk Hogan announced last night on Leno that he's retiring from wrestling, & that he's gonna try & run for president. Hulk said he hasn't decided on a running mate, but Leno brought up the possibility of Jesse "the body...err mind" Ventura running with him. In fact, Ventura's election is where Hulk got the idea he could win! Like he ever would, if he did, I'd kill myself, wrapped in a burning American flag!! Back to the original off-topicness: If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong. If life throws you a lemon, dive out of the way, or catch it, lemons can hurt, especially if life throws it to you! DCA, What was the deal with that fnord site you have?? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
DCA	posted 11-27-98 01:37 PM ET um, it's not my fnord site... DCA, When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-27-98 01:40 PM ET Who's fnord site was it then?? Weren't you the one who gave us all the URL for it?? YYYH, If superman could stop bullets with his chest, why'd he dive out of the way when someone threw a gun at him??
DCA	posted 11-27-98 01:44 PM ET oh, i posted the link; that's quite true let's just say it's a discordian thing DCA, reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-27-98 01:50 PM ET y A discordian thing?? Are Discordians really that obssesed with fnord?? PLIB, ZOOT, NIM, SMAC, FNORD Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
DCA	posted 11-27-98 01:55 PM ET the discordian society: The World's Greatest disorganization of What-ever-it-is-that-we-are. fnord? that word does not exist.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-27-98 02:01 PM ET Naw, my family is the World's Greatest Disorganization of whatever-it-is-that-we-are. DCA?? That person doesn't exist, I killed him in the I club Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Boskone on Toast	posted 11-27-98 02:02 PM ET FNORD never has and never will exist, its that simple. But golden apples...that's another subject altogether. Discordia
DCA	posted 11-27-98 02:04 PM ET dead people exist too....
DCA	posted 11-27-98 02:06 PM ET kallisti!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-27-98 02:13 PM ET Montomrom!!
DCA	posted 11-27-98 02:18 PM ET If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire. tomrommon?
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-27-98 02:21 PM ET Which goddess, Venus, Athena, Deidre?? Moronmron?? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
BoomBoom	posted 11-27-98 02:22 PM ET If she had intended them to smoke, we would have filters in our lungs.....Ugly image Mombasaasabmom
DCA	posted 11-27-98 02:26 PM ET oh, eris
AUH20	posted 11-27-98 06:46 PM ET I'm starting to see sympathy with TAS's and Apocalypse's point of view.
Marquesa	posted 11-28-98 02:38 AM ET I have sympathy.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-28-98 12:09 PM ET I feel no sympathy, nor any emotions. Emotions aren't logical, nor are they useful. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH