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The I club XVIII
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| Author | Topic: The I club XVIII |
| MikeH II |
posted 11-19-98 03:53 PM ET  
I think this is the right number for the club. This is an infinitely cornered room with hundreds of tables and each one topped by a lava lamp. Entertainments include a fully stocked free bar, a dart board, a pool table, a party tank and a juke box with altogether too much rock on it. Use this as a place to unwind after a hard days SMACing. Also there is a 7 player network for SMAC when it is released. Rules: No weapons (I don't even know why I bother putting the sign up anymore!!) |
| AUH20 |
posted 11-19-98 05:59 PM ET
Well, here I come in to get a drink of Coke, being a tee-totaller. And I'll leave my singularity cache by the door. I claim corner 42! |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-19-98 06:51 PM ET
Yeah, I believe the number is right. Who wants a game of ashoushriskwerhuers? |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-19-98 07:30 PM ET
Ehh well. (YYYH walks in with his BAR anyway. Nobody cares.) (YYYH sits down & drinks some Vodka. Nobody cares.) (YYYH shoots Ken Starr. Nobody cares.) (YYYH lights a nuke under Hiroshima. Nobody notices or cares.) Oh well, YYYH's bored anyway. |
| Venom |
posted 11-19-98 07:33 PM ET
Venom comes in a heads for the dart board. "I'm not leaving until I put a dart through the wall, and if anybody tried to stop me I will nail them to the wall with these same darts I hold in my hand now." |
| MikeH II |
posted 11-20-98 05:55 AM ET
What's up with all the double threads? Mike sits down for a quiet beer to ponder the fate of the forum. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-20-98 06:32 PM ET
(YYYH brings a gross of darts to Venom) Good luck Venom (Venom shrugs YYYH off & continues attempting getting a dart through the wall, while YYYH sits down with Mike & also ponders the fate of the soiled forums) I hope we don't treat Chiron like this. YYYH says. |
| AUH20 |
posted 11-20-98 06:38 PM ET
AU runs in with his singularity cache because he's highly feverish and slightly delusional. Nobody cares. |
| AUH20 |
posted 11-20-98 06:49 PM ET
That bottle of Nyquil didn't improve my mental state much either. Woo-hoo! We all love cozine! |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-20-98 07:21 PM ET
YYYH: The Gaians will insure that, nothing to fear. Everyone loves cosines. Hey, Venom! Watch where you're throwing that dart. You could hurt somebody! |
| AUH20 |
posted 11-20-98 07:25 PM ET
Oops. I mean codine. |
| Shining1 |
posted 11-20-98 08:22 PM ET
Shining1 rips through a singularity portal, sending tachyons flying every which way. New life is created in corner 890, and immediately killed by one of Venom's wayward darts. Nobody cares. Since this is his first time here, he heads straight for the bar and buries himself in a couple of bottles of 96 Merlot, quietly complaining about how hard it to write good standup comedy these days. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-20-98 10:14 PM ET
(YYYH steps up to the microphone.) "Whats the deal with toothpaste, why dont they call it toothglue?!?! Speaking of glue, who is this mysterious Elmer guy, I wanna know!" (YYYH gets booed off the stage. He then heads to corner 291 & begins experimenting with a small planet, to see if he can grow life there) YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYH |
| MikeH II |
posted 11-23-98 06:16 AM ET
Seems a bit quiet in here. Perhaps everyone is busy elsewhere. Oh well time for a beer. |
| Roland |
posted 11-23-98 07:27 AM ET
Aaahh...nothing better than an I club beer! OUCH!!! What... A nagging question: what is satis ? It's gotta be somewhat important, if they make it in a factory... (Roland gets booed off the stage just as Yo. He joins Yo in corner 291) Hey, may I join the experiment or do I have to bring my own planet ? |
| MikeH II |
posted 11-23-98 09:28 AM ET
Satis: a small plastic product with no use. Satii are made when a factory has no orders for production. So if a factory is not busy it is a Satisfactory |
| Roland |
posted 11-23-98 11:19 AM ET
Gee, I can't believe a satis is useless. It's even got its own faction, so there's gotta be more behind it... Join the 18th faction, the satis faction !!! |
| MikeH II |
posted 11-23-98 01:03 PM ET
Where did you see that Roland? I had a look at the home page but... I can't get no ..... Satis-faction. I apologise for that. |
| Roland |
posted 11-23-98 01:13 PM ET
As it is the 18th faction, it is a custom faction! Customize, and you will get satisfaction! PS: apologies ? what ? This is a contest who can make the sillier word-play. For now it's a draw IMO... |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-23-98 06:02 PM ET
If yuo have Hi-Fi speakers, they really do satis-fy. I hope you don't get a rise out of satirizing like that, this stuff is really horrible. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-23-98 06:09 PM ET
I guess you have to help me on this planet. Damn life stopped growing when I threw that rock at it!! Now here's another annoying question: Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?? Satis-something, I have a distrust of fanciness..... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-23-98 08:21 PM ET
MikeH, can I be Security Officer. I have Jedi skills and can use the force and keep my lightsaber at home, so I don't violate the no weapons policy. Imran Siddiqui |
| Talon |
posted 11-23-98 09:23 PM ET
(Talon takes his Moonbeam Laser or MBL into the I club and takes a seat in corner#22, [no one cares] orders himself a strawberry daq. and puts some Pearl Jam on the juke box and amuses himself by watching venom try to make a hole in the wall and YYYH try to create life.) YYYH: who you laughing at? Talon: um...nobody YYYH: uh huh yeah right. Talon: really i wasn't! YYYH: Sure.How about you try to create life! Talon: Okay...why not? I'll call my planet Talon Prime after me. YYYH: Stupid newbie 
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| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-23-98 09:37 PM ET
Yeah, & throw a rock at the planet, I had some intelligent life go extinct from doing that!! Now I have to restart from scratch! Stupid intelligents, now I have to try & watch the amoebas grow up!! I hate playing God.... Yourfaithful&hell-bentNIMadiergeneral, |
| Shining1 |
posted 11-23-98 09:54 PM ET
The secret is Tachyons. That, and not throwing stones (or darts) at intelligent life. I also hate playing god, you have no recourse when He cheats. But he's not actually that good - no wait, that's death. "Playing chess with death is impossible - he'll cheat, bluff, break your concentration, pause without reason and steal the pieces when your not looking. The trick is to concentrate on your own game, because in fact he's not really all that good..." - ???, my favourite quote. Kamakazi pilots wore helmets to help them enter the next-life without incurring brain damage. These things are important, you know... |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-23-98 10:46 PM ET
Probably for ear protection too, those old planes were loud and if you were half-deaf the afterlife would be no fun. <meanwhile a man cloaked in black walks up to the bar, and the bartender serves him a drink without asking for money> See what's happening Mike without a security officer? Dark Jedi are walking right into the club and getting drinks for free using their jedi powers, all because we don't have a security officer yet. Of course, he could just be cold, and the drinks are free anyway, but still... |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-24-98 10:29 PM ET
Well, since the kamikazi question is answered, here's another annoying question: Why do we park in a driveway, & drive on a parkway?? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-24-98 11:18 PM ET
Because one of Venom's darts just flew through a time vortex and hit the person in charge of naming roads, and so they had to go to his idiotic second in command who got driveway and parkway mixed up. Darn you Venom! |
| Venom |
posted 11-25-98 12:22 PM ET
Sorry, I was going for a triple 40. The dart deflected of a beer can. I didn't mean to. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-25-98 03:14 PM ET
Yeah, darts will do that ya know! People, stop leaving your empty beer cans in Venom's dart throwing vicinity, which is, 100 meters, in all directions around him. (YYYH secretly tapes a picture of Adolf Hitler on Venom's dart board. Venom goes insane, in a dart throwing wallypalooza!!!) (YYYH then walks over to the machine, & starts playing The Offsprings new CD, Americana.) Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| MikeH II |
posted 11-27-98 07:41 AM ET
Triple 40? American darts must be a bit different to darts in Britain. Either that or I just didn't get Venom's joke. |
| DCA |
posted 11-27-98 10:38 AM ET
i like chinese, i like their tiny little trees hey mikeage, just gotta congratulate your country on nailing pinochet DCA, |
| MikeH II |
posted 11-27-98 10:44 AM ET
It's not over yet, the Chilean foriegn minister just flew in to plead for his release. This guy was driven into exile by Pinochet and now he's pleading for his release. Wierd. |
| DCA |
posted 11-27-98 10:51 AM ET
yeah, i know. still, though, it's a start. DCA, |
| Jay |
posted 11-27-98 11:02 AM ET
(Jay walks in after parking his MPF outside the I club & goes to corner 13 and orders a bottle of vodka) (a Dart suddenly flies past his head) Jay: Hey Venom careful with those! Venom: Oops. Jay: Whatever... |
| DCA |
posted 11-27-98 11:32 AM ET
eat the rich! DCA, |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-27-98 01:37 PM ET
"EAT THE RICH!"???? No, don't eat me!! I never did anything to you!! Please don't! No, you cannibals!!! -Rich |
| DCA |
posted 11-27-98 01:40 PM ET
Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity. god, somebody make me a triple red bull - i'm so tired i could die... must've been all that napa valley red wine... DCA, |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-27-98 01:44 PM ET
Well, before you guys eat me, just hand me some Vodka spiked with some Cocaine, LSD, or some other drug that'll make the pain go away........& make you all high when you eat me! Mwu hahahahahahahaha!!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DCA |
posted 11-27-98 01:49 PM ET
i think you should try morphine, or maybe heroin (or really really lots of vodka) if you're gonna make me high, please make it a downer... DCA, |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-27-98 01:53 PM ET
Naw, I think I'll just replace my blood with vodka, that way you guys have a pleasant eating experience. Bring on the vodka crates!!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-27-98 01:59 PM ET
DJ RRebel walks in, has 20 JD shooters and heads for the dart board !!! (Run while you still can) He grabs some darts and gets a few bullseyes .. as the alcohal sets in, his accuracy sways slighly ... swooosh ... OWWWWW !!! YYYH ... I now officially rename you: |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-27-98 02:01 PM ET
Hmmmn .. I wonder ... which Yo is tastier ??? Anybody care to place wagers ??? |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-27-98 02:05 PM ET
I officially decline the name you gave me, because it's too much of a hassle to write. My name already is too much of a hassle to write... DJ, try putting all your thoughts in one post. DCA, please reconsider eating me! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-27-98 02:07 PM ET
YYYH .. I didn't realize I had any thoughts !!! LOL |
| DCA |
posted 11-27-98 02:13 PM ET
Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat. i'll have the two first yo's, you can have the last one and the hey |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-27-98 02:17 PM ET
I don't think you want the 'hey'. It's pretty chewy, & hard to eat. It also might bite back. You guys can fight over my 'yo's' though. I'll just sit here in corner 291 & watch you 2 duke it out. You do have thoughts, put them in one post, it's easier to read.....for me atleast.... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DCA |
posted 11-27-98 02:24 PM ET
ok, as long as i get the underscores.. i gotta go tho, it's past 9am and i desperately need some sleep final easy one for roland: you gotta be all mine, all mine DCA, |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-27-98 02:26 PM ET
Sleep is for the weak! Even though I just got my first 10 hour sleep period since August. I feel refreshed! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| BoomBoom |
posted 11-27-98 02:30 PM ET
Hey DCA wake up, it's only half past five here, plenty of time. And what are you doing going to bed at nine on a friday night anyway. Get pissed, get partying, get laid. wahey Only truly ignorant people have any joy in live. |
| BoomBoom |
posted 11-27-98 02:37 PM ET
I am not stupid just human.
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| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-27-98 02:42 PM ET
Ok ... I get 2 Yo's and one underscore, you get 2 underscores and one Yo, and we'll leave the HEY for the horses !!! |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-27-98 02:43 PM ET
Oh yes ... What the HELL is sleep ??? |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-27-98 02:48 PM ET
Sleep is that thing that you do during the day. Right DJ?? |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-27-98 02:49 PM ET
LOL .. yeah ... actually, I just had 3 days off, and the earliest I woke up at was 9pm !!! My whole system is messed up ... I slept 3 hours last night, I'm going to take a nap now for 2-3 hours, then do my laundry, then go to work from 8pm to 7am !!! |
| DCA |
posted 11-27-98 07:45 PM ET
boom: it's friday morning... well, it was anyway DCA, |
| Shining1 |
posted 11-27-98 10:06 PM ET
[Shining1, slightly comatose from the merlot (what than two bottles or eight?) emerges from under the bar to shake his finger at Boomboom.] "Now the thing....y that really pisses me off is... is people who use Human asa insult. Only human? What the **** *** ****** does that mean, huh? Your top'o the food chain, your can communicate w'yer pal's, ..... , have access to technology and get the best sex life of any species. Only human my ******' *****. ITTTS GRRRREAT, like the frosty tiger say." (Shining1 takes a swip at Boomboom, misses by a bunch of metres and falls down in corner 871.) |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-27-98 11:23 PM ET
Bring out the gimp!!! (a redneck drags out a man in black leather, & ties him by the neck near Bruce Willis, & YYYH.) redneck:Now, what are we to do with you two?? Bruce &YYYH: MMMM MMMm MMMmmm MMMm' redneck: That's what I though, now as soon as Johnny gets here, the party will begin... Bruce & YYYH: MMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMM!!!! Johnny: Well well well, what shall we do with you?? Bruce & YYYH: MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMM!!! Johnny: Well, which one of you wants to go first?? Bruce & YYYH: MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM! Johnny: Well then, eeny-meeny-miny-moe......Well Bruce, looks like your going in first Bruce: MMMMMM MMMMM MMMMM!!!!! (Johnny & the redneck drag Bruce into the back room. YYYH struggles to break his ropes free, while the gimp watches him & tries to attack. Bruce screaming is heard in the background. YYYH breaks his chair off, & takes all his ropes off. He punches the gimp out, & runs upstairs, while Bruce still screams in the basement.) YYYH: Son of a bitch!! (YYYH walks out of the door, & runs to his weapons locker, & grabs his BAR, he then runs back to the room, & walks in to find Johnny ****ing Bruce in the ass. The redneck anctiously watches on.) YYYH: Jesus that's disgusting!! (YYYH knocks the redneck unconscious with the butt of his BAR, then he goes & shoots Johnny in the groin.) Bruce: Get the hell out of here. I'm gonna call some of me posse in here, & get medieval on this bastards ass! (Johnny struggles on the ground, withering in pain) Bruce: You hear that you damn rapist, you're gonna be spending the rest of your short life in pain! Now, YYYH get the hell outta here, & don't come back! (YYYH quickly exits the room, BAR in hand. He sits down in corner 291, & drinks a lot of vodka!) Ripped that off from 'Pulp Fiction', a kick ass movie. I know I changed a lot of it around, oh well. Sorry of you were offended, I was just watching the movie! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Shining1 |
posted 11-27-98 11:35 PM ET
" Mikey, I think iss time to close the BAR. I mean bar. This club could start to attract engineers with behaviour like that, eh..." |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-28-98 10:37 AM ET
YYYH .. get yourself some help man !!! Of all the scenes in that movie, that was the only one you could picture yourself in ??? I'm begining to wonder about you !!! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-28-98 01:07 PM ET
Hey shutup, that's the only part where I could remember some of the words. I would of done the part where Travolta & Jackson killed the guy, then the other guy came out with that huge gun, & missed them with the 6 shots, but I forget the bible quote Sanuel L used!! Most of the other parts were far more offensive then that though.... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-28-98 03:39 PM ET
Hmm, how about happier movies instead of Pulp Fiction. Like Saving Private Ryan, no, Wait, what about Braveheart, no that's not right. Damn!! Star Wars, and if any of you can think of other happy movies, that we'd like to watch, you are better than me! Wait, no your not, yes you are, no your not. Well, I get this figured out soon enough. Imran Siddiqui |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-28-98 05:14 PM ET
Pulp Fiction was a happy movie. Remember that part where the guy came out screaming "DIE MOTHA ****AS!!!!", & shot 6 bullets from his 'hand cannon', but all of them missed Samuel & Travolta! I'd be happy if that happened to me. Saving Private Ryan was a happy movie, because they saved Private Ryan. Star Wars was a happy movie because they blew up the Death Star. Braveheart was a happy movie because he got to see his wife again when he died. Pulp Fiction was just plain cool....#95 on the AFI 100 movies list! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-29-98 12:29 AM ET
Another I Club, what the Hell? These things have been popping up like flies. How long have I been under? "Two days, sir" Two days, Damn well missed the whole f****** thing. Thanks! "Sorry, sir" Sorry, nothing, you're fired!! Imran Siddiqui |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-29-98 01:05 AM ET
Ummm, what was that about Imran?? I hope you didn't fire TAS again! And you will KNOW, that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon the! YAHHH!!! POP POP POP!! (the guy in the chair dies. A man pops out of the next room with a .38) DIE MUTHA ****AS!!!!!! (He shoots 6 shots, each one missing their intended targets, which our less than 2 yards away. The two men examine themselves, then look at eachother, then they fire at the guy, killing him) Jesus Christ, did you see that?!?! Yeah, it was just luck. LUCK?!?! That wasn't no damn luck, that was divine intervention!! No, it was a freak incident, things happen. I forget the rest. Sorry. I'll have to watch the movie again. It is unpleasant, oh well, that's why they call it 'PULP' fiction. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Avatar of Avalon |
posted 11-29-98 01:10 AM ET
Borodino ventures into the I club for the first time since the great collapse. He finds his chair sitting in its accostomed spot in corner 12181. He sits into the chair and promptly falls asleep. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-29-98 04:02 AM ET
How can you sleep with all those darts being thrown, & all this Pulp Fiction style violence going on Avatar, err Borodino?? I love that last part of Samuel Jackson's quote: You will KNOW, that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon the! I'll have to use that one day... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-29-98 11:00 AM ET
LOL ... that was a funny scene YYYH !!! Not very happy though !!! I actually have a cool house tune that samples the Samuel Jackson quote from the bible !!! Something to do with sheparding humanity or something ... I'll try to find it if you want ??? (I have the movie on tape here as well if worse comes to worse !!!) |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-29-98 02:25 PM ET
Yeah, the quote from that part was on Cypress Hill's CD Temples of Boom III, or IV(I don't know, I hate rap). My friend was making me listen to one day, & it started out with his saying that Bible quote. But it didn't say the whole line, just the end part which I love: And you will KNOW, that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon THE!!! POP POP POP Yeah, that was one of the funny parts, but my favorite was after they left the apartment, & Travolta was talking to that black guy in the back seat, with his gun pointing to him, & he accidently pulled the trigger, getting blood & brains everywhere, in BROAD daylight. Damn I was cracking up at that part! BTW, Can you send me that Pulp Fiction tape you have?? My cousin's the only one who has it, & I haven't gone to the video store yet! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-29-98 06:20 PM ET
Stop! STOP!!!! Everything is wrong! We have to run that scene over again! <The previous posts start runing again. Samuel L. Jackson pops out of nowhere and yells:> "And you will KNOW, that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon THEE!!! POP POP POP" Yes, much better! See how the drama is better when THee is spelled correctly? I was on vacation when the cannablisitic feast was on. Are there any leftovers? I'll even take a piece of the "Hey..." |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-29-98 07:43 PM ET
NO! The 'Hey' is mine! I wanna eat it! No, that didn't improve the drama that much. You still need the guy who shot the 6 shots & missed! I wanna watch it again. Temptation to great, to.....grrre the......argghh video store!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DCA |
posted 11-29-98 09:22 PM ET
Ah, the joys of self-cannibalism... |
| MikeH II |
posted 11-30-98 08:05 AM ET
Well it's been busy in here! I am afraid I've been away, I downloaded the Star Wars I trailer and I've been quite sad watching it over and over again grinning like a schoolkid. Got to get a life! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-30-98 11:58 AM ET
That brings a song to mind MikeH! (YYYH runs to the jukebox & puts on KoRn's 'Got the Life') For you Mike. Anyone here ever heard of the Donner Party? How about the movie 'Alive'?? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-30-98 12:04 PM ET
oh yeah .. that extra E made a big difference !!! LOL ... NOT !!! YYYHey, please don't start eating yourself in here !!! Where did you D/L the SW1 trailer ??? I could only find it on realplayer so far !!! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-30-98 12:10 PM ET
I'll eat myself whenever I want!! Passmore of that Yo! (YYYH starts eating his Yo) Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-30-98 05:29 PM ET
Look in the "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" thread DJRR. New activity: vollyball with a balloon- near Venom's dartboard. Should be fun! Who wants to play? |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-30-98 05:36 PM ET
A balloon?? Ok. (YYYH runs outside, he drags a hot air balloon in & launches it. he then jumps out & runs to corner 291 for some vodka) (from corner 291): Have fun!! Hey, where's JCN III, wasn't that Japanese school boy who missed the bus one day supposed to bring it in? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-30-98 06:39 PM ET
Just a reminder to all of you who have posted in the Pre-Unity Chronicles before, they are back up. You know what to do. JCN3 is still in the shop after that incident with the darts. We'll know when it's fixed soon. |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-30-98 08:26 PM ET
Out of the wastes, A tall man walks in. He is wearing a yellow robe with a brown clock, the traditional suit for a Jedi Knight. It is Imran. Long since departed from the I Club, Imran decides to enter once again. He wave hello to MikeH and YYYH. He sees a no weapons sign, and graciously drops his blaster into the box to his right. He seems confused that while there are so many people in here, there are no other weapons in the box. Oh well, out hero thinks, the powers of the force are stronger than any blaster. Imran Siddiqui |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-30-98 08:46 PM ET
The power of the force is not in any way equal to the power of all the weapons I have in my weapons locker! In, fact, what weapons do I have in my weaponms locker? (YYYH steps into the green glow of his weapons locker to count & tag all his weapons) Is the story up yet? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-30-98 11:08 PM ET
Apperantly not. Despite all the messages on the story, www.alphacentauri.com is still down. The forums are working fine though, prolly because they're on a different server. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-30-98 11:31 PM ET
Well, I read the story. It was a good story. A bit of Yang development. Is alphacentauri.com really down?? I just thought my connection was slow, so I went to an email notification & clicked on the address from the bottom. Good thing, I was reading stuff on CTP! That bastardization of CivII! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| SnowFire |
posted 12-01-98 11:17 PM ET
I repeat my earlier request, YYYH you know you want to keep your Pre-Unity Chronicles character going, he's your son (read the story and find out what I mean.) And other people, DJRR, DCA, you post there too with your own new characters. I put "Spartans on a Rampage" by the most popular Spartan band on. While I'm not too keen on the Spartans this is a pretty good song. P.S. Actually the Spartans are pretty high on my list of facs to play, though. |
| Heckler |
posted 12-02-98 01:51 PM ET
A portal opens through it you see a vast land of glassine sand small bits of white scrub poke up here and there. Suddenly a hulking black form comes flying through the portal and sails almost from the door to the bar, landing on its back it raises its weapon??? and fires several times at the portal. A second form steps through just in time to catch all three shots in the chest its armor cracks as the blasts overload and shatter the electromotive plates there. Heckler stands and punches a few buttons on his left forearm, the portal closes. You notice his armor is covered with pockmarks, laser burns, and what appears to be several sets of toothmarks. "Darn Enclave," he remarks "well at least I am back at last." He turns, sees the sign, walks over to the corpse and field strips it. "Here," he says as he turns and puts the dead mans PPC in the basket, "there you go, can't you read the sign?" He walks off to see if they got in another shipment of Chivis and throw rocks at YYYH's planet |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-02-98 05:43 PM ET
Umm, why do you wanna throw rocks at Earth. If they don't burn up you'll have something like 5 billion people coming after you. Unless you're a more advanced race. Then we'll just have to live it out here on this bloody rock.... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Heckler |
posted 12-02-98 09:09 PM ET
Not this planet the little one you have floating over there in the corner <points> see? You said you had wiped out all the life already so I am simply throwing medium sized ones to feed my addiction to large explosions (speaking of which anyone see the mask of zorro? Nice one when the mine blew) Heckler |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-03-98 12:01 AM ET
What?? My planet, oh yeah forgot about that. (YYYH walks over to the I club freezer, & pulls the miniature planet out of it) I put it in the freezer 5 days ago to simulate an ice age. In the planets terms, that would be about several million years for the. Oops, damn near forgot about it, & killed billions of little beings. Oh well, one can always try again, but it's a frustrating try. (YYYH brings the ice planet to corner 291 & starts warming it up so he can attempt to create life again) Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, Wait, you know. To be politically correct: Your faithful & heck-bent NIMadier general, |
| Roland |
posted 12-03-98 05:19 AM ET
Yo, Heckler, don't mess with the third rock from the sun (I guess this only tells DCA something...). Question: what are scoobie snacks ? Are they named after the dog, or is the dog named after them ? And why are fun lovin' criminals singing about it ? |
| DCA |
posted 12-03-98 06:39 AM ET
Shouldn't that be third stone from the sun..? (yeah, it should - I checked  )your people I do not understand, so to you I shall put an end... DCA, |
| Roland |
posted 12-03-98 07:51 AM ET
Is that really the third STONE from the sun ? Well, if you say so... Anyway, we are all bold as love. Just-ask-the-?? ?? is the quiz part here... |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 12-03-98 12:21 PM ET
"One sec, I'll be right back." Imran leaves, comes back a half hour later with HHHY in a headlock. "Owww! Stop that, it hurts!" Imran takes HHHY and hangs him on the nearest available meathook! "Ok, everyone, punching bag time!" Imran Siddiqui |
| BigER |
posted 12-03-98 01:12 PM ET
Just thought I would stop by on my way back from Texas (Houston that is) and bring in the Lava Lamps-Mike I thought we fixed that glitch? Anyway Cheers-gotta go. BigE |
| DCA |
posted 12-03-98 03:44 PM ET
just ask the axis.. (though I'm not quite sure why he should know.. oh well, castles made of sand..) DCA, |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-03-98 05:11 PM ET
No wonder so many weirdos are on the Unity if the meek inherited the Earth. I guess I'd be on Unity as well then. Another boggle in life: In the x-com games. If there were so few aliens, why didn't we just mobilize our armies, & quickly wipe them out, instead of sending a few small squads to take them out. I'm sure the Kuwaiti army could wipe out the small numbers of aliens they had! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
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