posted 11-16-98 05:23 PM ET            

Possible recieval of code ****** in 2 days.

Be ready, you know the code & what it means.

posted 11-16-98 05:42 PM ET            

In the military law it says we can withhold information from anyone, including the Supreme Commander for the sake of national security.

You know where to bring your forces Talon.

CODE: ****** ready to be launched. We will triumph over tyranny.

posted 11-16-98 05:52 PM ET            

Imran Siddiqui,
The military & council all around deems you unworthy of holding this position. We feel you seek more & more power, & this demanding of a military secret only expands this on us. We are taking you out of official power begging immediately, & replacing you with a civilian member of the council. You have 1 hour to comply.

Sincerly,
The concerned YYYH

posted 11-16-98 06:02 PM ET            

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

posted 11-16-98 06:05 PM ET            

Titans_Bane, Jay, I hope you realize the error of Imran's attempted despotism, & join us in the attack.

Viva la Resistance!!!

Talon: Fall back to area Ohio3/Indiana2, we need to consolidate our forces before we can attack. I'm putting you in charge of that, I need to gather some supplies.

Viva!!

posted 11-16-98 06:19 PM ET            

I'm too old to fight another revolution, I've only fought about 3 in my time on these forums, I don't have the ability to fight another. My sincerest apologies for getting this out of hand Imran. Good bye.

Sadly & forever gone,
YYYH

posted 11-16-98 06:31 PM ET            

To all Airforce personnel:
I am sorry that I must leave now. Jay, you're now in charge. Titans_Bane, you're second in command. Bye all

posted 11-16-98 07:01 PM ET            

I'll have fun in exile. Anyone care to join me? No, ok.

posted 11-16-98 07:03 PM ET            

The best of luck at rebuilding your empire.

posted 11-16-98 08:57 PM ET            

This club just proves how democracy can easily fail in such a short time, if only people would learn........

posted 11-16-98 10:28 PM ET            

I say we re-unite the Brotherhood, & destroy the common enemy of CWAL, never relenting until they stop their unjust attacks on FIRAXIS!!! No politics this time, that's what previously tore us apart, no council, just everyone doing his thing!

If Imran wants to be a dictator, fine with me, I just need some organization in a fight against CWAL. Oh yeah, this new generation must sign a pact never to rebel no matter what, otherwise the use of nerve gas against them is authorized by us & the UN!

If you don't wanna re-unite, fine I understand, but it is to everyone's benfit that we do. I had a bad day, so lets just write that part about rebellion off of our history.

DEATH TO CWAL!!!!

posted 11-16-98 11:02 PM ET            

-Talon
Lowly AirForce Commander

posted 11-16-98 11:33 PM ET            

Talon: I agree, let's keep it simple this time, deny anyone the power to stop the war, make treaties, etc. There will be no council, Imran will just tell us where to attack like any good chief. Operation Falling Water will be executed. I have tried to contact Imran about this, because I figure he won't read this anymore, but my ****in' piece of **** email server won't send any of my god-damn messages for some bloody reason, this is only the 10th time in 2 weeks it has done this!!! Anyone got any solutions for it, besides calling my ISP. They're worthless.

posted 11-16-98 11:35 PM ET            

Sorry you had to read it then

posted 11-17-98 12:09 AM ET            

The attack on CWAL in Hunt Valley has re-begun. Though I'm having some difficulty mining through that thick layer of crap Sofielisk dumped on the perimeter of the town.

Talon, commence Operation Falling Water. Are intel has reported their HQ to be an IHOP, bomb it, plasma it, level it, just be sure to destroy it!

posted 11-19-98 10:52 PM ET            

"Then Tawdal waltzed into the Brotherhood of Sid HQ, killed Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey, killed Imran Siddiqui, killed AUH20, and killed Talon, and killed The DictatorGeneral, and killed pretty much everybody else that would ever oppose him, and then doused their bodies and half of the world in gasoline and set it on fire then built a battlecruiser and blew up the world and then flew off to a planet made completely of nude women."

But I'm not going to.
Why would you want to assassinate your adversaries? I thought you were bored and wanted a fight. When the hell was I captured, anyway?

And how come Imran can go edit his previous post so that I'm suddenly dead?

You guys are no fun.

posted 11-17-98 05:30 PM ET            

I'll move in from the Northwest after your first attack with Omega,Beta,and Ceta(Force Mustang) and take out what is left(if any) of the IHOP. I will then try to take out as much air/ground resistance as possible until the army moves in.

posted 11-19-98 11:43 PM ET            

Anyway, how many organizations are on these forums now?? It seems since CWAL has come, they've brought some weird things or something with them & have exploded with a rash of organizations, which are easily crushed by our massive armies! Hehe!

posted 11-20-98 12:01 AM ET            

Oh yes, I have now regained my position on the Koprulu Sector's 10 Most Wanted as the Most Wanted Criminal

posted 11-17-98 08:27 PM ET            

You've left me no choice.

posted 11-17-98 10:05 PM ET            

Well, I will see you on the battlefield, but you won't see me.....

posted 11-17-98 10:38 PM ET            

Don't ask me why, just damn do it!!!

posted 11-17-98 11:01 PM ET            

"Forksy, our wiretap on BoS HQ just hit paydirt. YYYH has just ordered Imran to send a pack of light blue alpacas named Bob for you."

"Did you say light blue alpacas?" Fjorxc asked.

"Light blue alpacas," Freerunner said.

"Good. It's all coming into place. Hey, do me a favor and raise the carrier, Freerunner. Tell 'em to place Red, Blue, and Gold Squadrons on high alert. That Canuckalisk crap bought us some time, but the BoS is already tunneling through it."

"Will do, Forksy. Now, shouldn't you turn on the defensive batteries?"

"Huh? Oh yeah! I gotta say one thing about Exile, he sure can install deadly weapon systems in a hurry."

With a flick of a switch, the IHOP was transformed. Sections of the outside walls and roof flipped over, exposing highly deadly particle cannons, antipersonnel and armor-piercing laser cannons, and plasma grenade launchers. When all the weaponry had finally been deployed, a brief flickering of the air around the IHOP signified the HQ's shields going up. Based on the ones used to great effect at CWAL Irvine, these shields could withstand anything up to and including a head-on tactical nuclear strike with several hundred missiles. This thing would practically survive Armageddon itself.

"We all ready?" Fjorxc called out.

"Just finished," Freerunner replied. "The alert's been sent out to the carrier."

"Good, very good. Get to your F-18 and get in the launch tunnel. We might, emphazise MIGHT, need you if the BoS uses its reconverted B-17s."

"Explain to me why that they would choose to use a bomber design that's over sixty years old, Forksy."

"I have no idea. But get ready, just in case."

Fjorxc the Maniac(CWAL Hunt Valley)
May the Fjorxc be with you and a happy new year.

"We will defend headquarters to the last man, slimy BoS pig-dogs!"

[Fjorxc sees Freerunner, Sofielisk, and Aura glaring at him.]

"Uhh...that's 'last person'."

posted 11-17-98 11:16 PM ET            

"Yes sir. NIM missiles, FIRE!" Colonel K'nownothing screamed

(The NIM missiles rain down upon the IHOP, quickly destroying the shield, along with most of the IHOP.)

"Plasma turrets, destroy them!!!" I screamed

(Plasma bolts start raining down in all directions around Hunt Valley, hitting almost everything but the IHOP, but the IHOP still sustains some damage.)

"Curses." I mumbled to myself

"Sir, the southern & eastern groups are coming in!"

"Excellent, we have Hunt Valley surrounded. now attach those weird little shield generators on our tanks & run them through that smelly sh.it over there. Also, tell the S & E groups to bombard CWAL until given further orders" I said.

"Ok" The private said as he ran off to the radio station.

"Talon, get the B-17's ready, they may look 60 years old, but show them what they can really do now....."

"Yes sir!" Talon enthusiatically said.

"If you tolerate my writing, then your talent will be next"

-YYYH

posted 11-17-98 11:36 PM ET            

Fjorxc: What do you know?

Tawdal: Only everything.

Tawdal pulled a large folder from his trenchcoat and slammed it down on the table. Fjorxc opened it to find blueprints to every missile, tank, weapon, and airplane used by the Brotherhood of Sid, as well as complete battle plans and full profiles of each person in the Brotherhood.

Tawdal: I told them it was to be used for the third case against the Brotherhood.

Fjorxc: The one where the government filed a complaint?

Tawdal: Yes. Every one of the cases was made up. I made copies of each important file and gave them back the originals. They'll never find out.

Fjorxc traced his fingers along a B-17 blueprint, pinpointing each weakness with a magic marker. He then fed the information into the automated defense systems.

Fjorxc: Good work, Tawdal. Do you think it's safe to go back?

Tawdal: No.. I came over to Hunt Valley with CWAL, I'm going to stay with CWAL.

(Tawdal then removed his trenchcoat and threw off the human mask, unstrapped his stilts and took out his dentures. He rubbed his stressed gums and pulled out his flat tail to its original posture. The Infamous Beaver (otherwise known as Kazz) sat down next to Fjorxc and handed him the blueprints to the NIM missiles.)

posted 11-18-98 12:07 AM ET            

"Troops, this is an official fall-back, CWAL may now have a way to destroy you now, this is for your safety, but we will be back soon, trust me."

(Imran looks embarrased, because he trusted Tawdal, YYYH gives him a dirty look.)

posted 11-18-98 12:31 AM ET            

[Ten minutes later]

Darklight: TAWDAL, did you just see Imran Siddiqui running across the desert between nuclear bombs?

TAWDAL: What? You're kidding right.

Darklight: (rubs his eyes) I guess I couldn't have seen that. Oh well.

[Five minutes later]

Imran Siddiqui: (out of breath) Now for the control panel.

Imran finds the panel and opens it with his screwdriver, and see four wires, red, green, blue, and white. He cuts the green one. Suddenly, an alarm sounds. The headquaters of CWAL turns back into an IHOP. Imran sends a virus into the computer program to render the IHOP inoperatble. Imran then goes to the helicopter deck, and get picked up by the NIM patrol.

Imran Siddiqui: OK, let the bombs rip.

Seconds later, Imran pushs a button on his jacket, and the IHOP explodes. TAWDAL's body is found on the ground and another helicopter picks him up.

Imran Siddiqui: Let the torture begin.

posted 11-18-98 07:15 PM ET            

As current leader of CWAL HV, I'd just like to propose (read: force upon you) some, err...guidelines when dealing with us.

1. Please don't destroy the IHOP. You already killed the Denny's, I'm fine with that, but I am NOT moving headquarters again. Just for the record, I'm ignoring the part in Imran's story below where he blows up the IHOP. Everything else is still functional. You can damage it, whatever. But you can't kill it. Sorry, them's the breaks.

2. Don't kill non-fodder characters. IE, anyone besides Kazz or Jolt.

3. Please don't do something ridiculously outlandish, say something along the lines of going into CWAL HQ, kidnapping everyone, and blowing up the HQ with non-fodder characters in it. You can do minor things, say with the permission of the character's author, but we get kinda annoyed when people knowingly or unknowingly screw up our continuity or stories in production.

Thank you.

Fjorxc the Maniac(CWAL Hunt Valley)
May the Fjorxc be with you and a happy new year.

posted 11-18-98 07:58 PM ET            

Thank you, & CWAL will be destroyed. Don't like it, too bad.

(The words of YYYH do not neccesarily represent CWAL, for he is a madman who we only hired because he is the only one crazy enough to destroy everything at the turn of a key. Thank you.)

posted 11-18-98 08:06 PM ET            

Also, redesigning every single thing you create will obviously take a while, which is why I'm ordering a regroup and reassemble of all CWAL assets and forces (what little we can scrape together) and prepare an attack on the enemy.

posted 11-18-98 11:13 PM ET            

A sudden explosion within the headquarters causes many a man to jump and smoke billows throughout the room. An intense light beams into the room, then disappears as quickly as it had appeared, and when the smoke clears, many stunned onlookers see Imran Siddiqui.. with a pale look on his face.. his coffee cup shattered into a million pieces, the broken handle still in his quivering hand.

Imran: L-L-L-L-L-Laser.. C-C-C-C-Coffee..

AUH20: Those CWAL bastards! Somebody help Imran, he's shaking like a .. well, he's shaking.

Two brothers lead Imran away and sit him on a couch. He begins to weep quietly at what could have easily been his death.

Tawdal puffs on a cigar and frowns. He looks at Fjorxc and Exile with a discerning face.

Tawdal: Well, at least they know who they're dealing with now. Get the shield back up around the building and close the window. We'll try to kill them later.

Tawdal resumes typing on the computer and listens to the conversations. He smiles as he hears AUH20 shout frantic orders at his subordinates, desperate not to get anybody unnecessarily killed.

posted 11-18-98 11:34 PM ET            

AuH2O: General YYYH, what are you doin' here?!?!
YYYH: Shhhh!!(YYYH holds up a notepad, written on it are the words, "I'm searching for bugs")
AuH2O: Bugs?? What the hell? We're fighting a damn war & you're searchin' for roaches!
YYYH: Shhhh!!!(YYYH flips the notebook page, it reads, "Little microphones to listen in on a room. YYYH flips the page again, it reads, "how the hell else would they have known where Imran was??")
(AuH2O & Imran nod their heads, & keep as quiet as possible while YYYH seacrhes for the bugs.)
YYYH pointing & lip talking)Here's one!(YYYH pulls a painting off the wall, & pulls it off the back.) Imran, take this & hide it somewhere. (YYYH continues seacrhing the conference room until he finds a number of 11 bugs placed in, with one small video camera, & a GPS global positioning monitor.) That's about it, have some soldiers search the rest of the room. Imran, I checked with the lab, the blueprints Tawdal stole, weren't the real blueprints. They were fakes left out, so if any spies were to take them, they would blow themselves up, using the design. CWAL is should be burning up soon. If our intel is correct, they are building an undisclosed one somewhere in Hunt Valley.
Imran: Well where are the real blueprints?? What if CWAL took this buildings blueprints.
YYYH: The science blueprints are.......I dont know. Scientists are a secretive bunch. The building is designed to automaticcaly change itself every 4 days, though it's a bitch to find your way through, it helps keep out enemy infiltrators, & lure them into traps & the such.
Imran: Excellent, now re-deploy your forces on Hunt Valley. Also, YYYH, our intel reports that the crap they dumped there has rotted away, & all the flies, & thier maggots, that swarmed to the area are spreading disease to CWAL, & to a lot of civilians too. Good thing we moved FIRAXIS to an undisclosed location, only you, me, & Au know. Let's keep it that way.
YYYH: Ok Imran, I'll see you in Berlin, errrr, Hunt Valley, once I personally shoot that acronym lacking son of a bitch!

posted 11-19-98 01:11 AM ET            

I think you're just lying to your leaders while 'veryfying' the documents. I believe me, & our crack scientists know what blueprints are ours, & which were left for gullable spies as yourself.

Oh yeah, those B-17's you shot down were from a nearby airshow. The civilians are even more allied against you. You destroyed several historical relecs, one actually bombed Berlin! Pity Tawdal, so paranoid & delirious, he thinks he's a bloody beaver for crying out loud!!

posted 11-19-98 01:54 AM ET            

"TAWDAL, I'll going to kick you off of this thread!!"

Suddenly Imran produces a laser pistol and points it to TAWDAL's head.

"Please, Imran, don't shoot me *sniff*"

"I hate whiners"

Imran releases the contents of the gun into TAWDEL's skull, his brain flying everywhere. The body of TAWDEL is lying on the floor: cold, dead.

"Ha!! Now TAWDEL can only post in other threads and not in CWAL thread either, because he has been elimanated in this story line."

posted 11-19-98 04:58 PM ET            

What should we do with Tawdal's body? The jail cell's all bloody & gory now! I knew I should of gotten more than one inside the buildings design. Ahh, live & learn.

posted 11-19-98 06:30 PM ET            

To Imran: The charcater DarkLight works for CWL, and is right now working with Firaxis against CWAL. Don't ask, it's a storyline thing.

To whoever just tried to kill Tawdal: Tawdal, AKA Kazz, is cannon fodder. Although he can die, he is never gone for good.

To anybody: Screw our continuity enough, and you will not like what I do to yours. Ask Sofie and Forks. I have a very nasty side that I haven't let out yet.

posted 11-19-98 11:46 PM ET            

Scientists, all idle ones, get to work on solving that 'cloned thread' problem. You know, where 2 of the exact same threads pop-up.