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O242 2 posted 11-10-98 06:31 PM ET
What if the SMAC Forums were made into a movie?
Here is some of the cast as I see it:
Jack Nickolson as YYYH
Liam Neeson as MikeH
Chris O'Donell as Borodino
Adam Sandler as DHE
Mel Gibson as Brother Greg Woodstock
Matthew McConaughey as SnowFire
Geoffrey Rush as Thomas A Stobie
Al Pacino As Venom
Robert De Niro as Spoe

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-10-98 06:39 PM ET
It wouldn't be a good movie, no plot.....
Why would Jack NIcholson play me, I can't se tha comparison, I can see the others though....
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Philippe Mipz Lepage posted 11-10-98 06:40 PM ET
You forgot yourself!
For you, I would suggest :
R2D2, 3P0, OB1 or WD40...they all have names made with letters and numbers.

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-10-98 06:40 PM ET
the typos, the typos, Arghh!!
Your faithful &, you should know it by now.....
Spoe posted 11-10-98 07:24 PM ET
Gilbert Gottfried as Domk?
Spoe posted 11-10-98 07:25 PM ET
Er, hit the post button too quickly. It'd have to be someone annoying. I don't know about the rest of you but he annoyed the hell out of me and we didn't even hit it off as bad as he and YYYH.
Brother Greg posted 11-10-98 07:27 PM ET
Mel Gibson - heh, I like that.
I'd prefer Sean Connery to play me though - he's the thinking man's actor. Hmm, sounds a bit bombastic, don't it?
Brother Greg Woodstock,
Peacekeeper,
Defender of the Sacred NIM,
Chevalier of the order of Azugal,
Hammer of the Spartans.
Spoe posted 11-10-98 07:27 PM ET
Arck, multple repetive post syndrome --
Why would it be bad just because there's no plot? I mean "Dazed and Confused" was pretty good(I thought) but finding a plot in that movie would be as hard as forcing Clinton to be celibate.
DHE_X2 posted 11-10-98 07:45 PM ET
what are you doing here penguin? Your not supposed to be here!
Nudie magazine day, Nudie magazine day!
Don't be looking at me SWAN!
yeah Sandler could play me well, but if he could act, i'd want Beck playing me.
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
Mortis posted 11-11-98 02:30 AM ET
I'll need two people to play me...
Quentin Tarentino for my normal posts and Lenard Nemoy (Spelling?) for my serious scientific and political discusions. Thats if you go by personalyity, if you go by looks then Ally McBeal (or so I'm told)
Mortis posted 11-11-98 02:31 AM ET
Actualy, no change that to Keanu Reaves, he's more of a smart ass.
outlyr242 the rebirth posted 11-11-98 06:46 PM ET
I want Anthony Hopkins to play me, He would make a good Janitor Divine
Apocalypse posted 11-11-98 08:25 PM ET
You didn't include me? Dang, that sucks.
Brother Will Moeller,
Peacekeeper,
Gunman of the Apocalypse,
Verge of Wraith,
Phalanx of Forums
Apocalypse posted 11-11-98 08:31 PM ET
I want Bruce Boxleitner to play me.
Brother Will Moeller,
Peacekeeper,
Gunman of the Apocalypse,
Verge of Wraith,
Phalanx of Forums
Talon posted 11-11-98 09:01 PM ET
What about me? Okay i'm a newbie, yes no one really cares but, I do think i've made some sort of a impression here. No? Well I guess i'll go back to the BoS Fortress.
-Talon

Larry Boy posted 11-11-98 09:38 PM ET
Alrighty, but I claim Larry the Cucumber as my actor. (He is a computer animated cucumber of Veggie-Tales fame, and also who I am named after) (-8
JB posted 11-11-98 09:58 PM ET
Gee. Who would play me? He would have to be young and smart. Hmmm. I can't think of anyone
AUH20 posted 11-11-98 10:18 PM ET
Why does everyone always forget me when they make lists of vets? Should I be hurt?
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 10:22 PM ET
Young & Smart, hmmmmm, uhhhhh, errr, just lie about your age, like me!! Errrr, ummm, I'm really 17, I'm not 133, I was not in the Civil War, I wasn't damn it!!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Tawdal posted 11-11-98 10:25 PM ET
And a cameo appearance by Mike Myers as the maniacal Anonymous World Domination Association Leader, quickly led away by men in while lab coats.
- TAWDAL
The Anonymous World Domination Association Leader
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-11-98 10:27 PM ET
AUH20, don't worry. They always forget about me as well, even though I was here even before YYYH and MikeH. I've even made it into the story (a big part too). It seems that Firaxis is the only ones who haven't forgotten that I'm a vet.
Avatar of Avalon posted 11-11-98 10:28 PM ET
O242:
I must say I'm honored on two counts:
1) to be included in "the cast".
2) to be connected with O'Donnell. I must admit that I fail to see the connection, but hey, I think I can live with it
[Does the lowly and humble paladin have anything to do with it?]
Borodino posted 11-11-98 10:30 PM ET
Please ignore the name on that last post...
[I was going to try to pull a Sparkatron, but just don't have the time for it.]
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 10:39 PM ET
outlyr,
You never answered this. How am I like Jack Nicholson??
Pulling a Sparkatron must be a new phrase here, good job Mike, to items of pop-culture for ya, the I club, & 'pulling a Sparkatron'
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Mortis posted 11-12-98 01:47 AM ET
We could tell you, but "You can't handel the truth!"
JB posted 11-12-98 03:51 AM ET
Imran, what about ME? I've been here longer than you, YYYH, MikeH, etc. I feel left out.
JB posted 11-12-98 03:51 AM ET
Oops. I forgot to say no one remembers I'm a vet.
Arnelos posted 11-12-98 04:08 AM ET
Wait a moment. What happened to good old Arnelos the peacekeeper?
I really don't have any idea who would play me though.
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-12-98 04:05 PM ET
Sorry JB. Yes, you, Rang and others have been neglected by this "evil" movie. I say we make our own independent film. Hahahahaha!!
BigER posted 11-12-98 04:16 PM ET
I would want Bruce Willis to play me. Cause, he is always playing outcasts. But ends up saving the day DESPITE the dumb hard arses.

But I'm sure someone else has another opinioin. Maybe the fat guy from Saturday night live who croaked resently.
Philippe Mipz Lepage posted 11-12-98 04:20 PM ET
Chris Farley was his name.
Philippe Mipz Lepage posted 11-12-98 04:27 PM ET
I would want to have John Turturo playing my part. Who got the number of his agent? I'll call him right away... ;-)
DJ RRebel posted 11-13-98 01:20 PM ET
lol ... I can't beleive I didn't see this post !!!
Larry, actually I see you as being portrayed by Sean Connery ... I think he could play a religeous guy well (I think he's Athiest though) .. but he is a good actor all the same !!!
Since Bruce Willis was just taken .. (Moonlighting was simply the best show in its hay-day) .. I'll go for a younger William Shatner !!! He's Canadian (Hell .. lol .. he went to the same elementry school as I did) .. and he gets all the funky green chicks while exploring the galaxy in a state of the art starship) !!! (Hell .. Who wouldn't want to be Captain Kirk)
MikeH II posted 11-13-98 01:33 PM ET
I'm happy with Liam Neeson, I'm not really Irish though maybe a young Roger Moore when he was doing the Saint or, of course! Ewan MacGregor.
outlyr242 the rebirth posted 11-13-98 06:15 PM ET
Sorry guys, it was only a partial list. I didn;t have the time to run through all the names and check IMDB for good connections.
YYYH: I said in an e-mail I picture you between "you can't handle the truth" and _Mars Attacks_
Mike H: Liam neeson because he is big strong, could run with the best Sparatans yet has a fatherly side.
AUH20: Couldn't think of a good one for you but I think I got one now: Charelton Heston.
JB: Keanu Reeves.
Imran: I can't fit a role on you. any sugestions?
BigER posted 11-13-98 06:20 PM ET
Mike, for some reason I picture you as Biggles. (the Character not the actor whose name escapes me at the moment.)
Borodino posted 11-13-98 08:05 PM ET
O242,
You never explained O'Donnell. What of my posting reminds you of him? [Again, NOT complaining ].
Spoe posted 11-13-98 09:17 PM ET
I was kinda wondering about the De Niro choice. Which De Niro character do you see me as?
outlyr242 the rebirth posted 11-13-98 09:43 PM ET
Borodino: O'Donell because he has a "young and learning" persona that reminds me of your spell-weaving days.
Spoe: the one from HEAT.
DHE_X2 posted 11-13-98 09:52 PM ET
Smac, the quest for NIM: Sid's reckoning, starring Adam Sandler as DHE as Saddam Hussein as Margeret Thatcher as Bon Jovi as young Frankenstein as Kurt Kobain as Bob Dylan as Will Smith as some space alien as Larry Flint. Whoa, wait a minute, man, I think those coneys I just ate were laced with something.
DHE_X2 posted 11-13-98 09:58 PM ET
JB: that kid that plays Gibson on the X files
Imran: Antonio Banderes? Pretty crappy, but all I could think of
Maya: whoever plays Ally McBeal
Newbies: those guys you know will die in horror flicks
Spoe posted 11-13-98 10:50 PM ET
DHE:
Newbies: concur. Either that or red shirts.
Spoe posted 11-13-98 10:58 PM ET
Good. I was gonna have to hurt you if you said "Taxi Driver" or "Frankenstein". ;>
JB posted 11-14-98 08:09 PM ET
Gibson- too young
Reeves- To old (What's with his hair anyway?)
Borodino posted 11-16-98 09:02 PM ET
O242,
Thanks for assauging my curiousity.
Borodino
AUH20 posted 11-16-98 11:10 PM ET
Woo-hoo! Charlton Heston. He's the most conservative actor and I'm the most outspoken conservative on these boards. One problem though-I may oppose gun control, but I'm scared of guns and my friends at the NRA kind of creep me out.
Spoe posted 11-16-98 11:13 PM ET
Heh. And he's also the only actor with the security rating for nuclear weapons secrets(somebody has to narrate the training films).
MikeH II posted 11-17-98 07:06 AM ET
Biggles? Interesting.
Oh well, chocks away!
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Author	Topic: What if SMAC forums were made into a movie?
O242 2	posted 11-10-98 06:31 PM ET What if the SMAC Forums were made into a movie? Here is some of the cast as I see it: Jack Nickolson as YYYH Liam Neeson as MikeH Chris O'Donell as Borodino Adam Sandler as DHE Mel Gibson as Brother Greg Woodstock Matthew McConaughey as SnowFire Geoffrey Rush as Thomas A Stobie Al Pacino As Venom Robert De Niro as Spoe
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-10-98 06:39 PM ET It wouldn't be a good movie, no plot..... Why would Jack NIcholson play me, I can't se tha comparison, I can see the others though.... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Philippe Mipz Lepage	posted 11-10-98 06:40 PM ET You forgot yourself! For you, I would suggest : R2D2, 3P0, OB1 or WD40...they all have names made with letters and numbers.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-10-98 06:40 PM ET the typos, the typos, Arghh!! Your faithful &, you should know it by now.....
Spoe	posted 11-10-98 07:24 PM ET Gilbert Gottfried as Domk?
Spoe	posted 11-10-98 07:25 PM ET Er, hit the post button too quickly. It'd have to be someone annoying. I don't know about the rest of you but he annoyed the hell out of me and we didn't even hit it off as bad as he and YYYH.
Brother Greg	posted 11-10-98 07:27 PM ET Mel Gibson - heh, I like that. I'd prefer Sean Connery to play me though - he's the thinking man's actor. Hmm, sounds a bit bombastic, don't it? Brother Greg Woodstock, Peacekeeper, Defender of the Sacred NIM, Chevalier of the order of Azugal, Hammer of the Spartans.
Spoe	posted 11-10-98 07:27 PM ET Arck, multple repetive post syndrome -- Why would it be bad just because there's no plot? I mean "Dazed and Confused" was pretty good(I thought) but finding a plot in that movie would be as hard as forcing Clinton to be celibate.
DHE_X2	posted 11-10-98 07:45 PM ET what are you doing here penguin? Your not supposed to be here! Nudie magazine day, Nudie magazine day! Don't be looking at me SWAN! yeah Sandler could play me well, but if he could act, i'd want Beck playing me. Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
Mortis	posted 11-11-98 02:30 AM ET I'll need two people to play me... Quentin Tarentino for my normal posts and Lenard Nemoy (Spelling?) for my serious scientific and political discusions. Thats if you go by personalyity, if you go by looks then Ally McBeal (or so I'm told)
Mortis	posted 11-11-98 02:31 AM ET Actualy, no change that to Keanu Reaves, he's more of a smart ass.
outlyr242 the rebirth	posted 11-11-98 06:46 PM ET I want Anthony Hopkins to play me, He would make a good Janitor Divine
Apocalypse	posted 11-11-98 08:25 PM ET You didn't include me? Dang, that sucks. Brother Will Moeller, Peacekeeper, Gunman of the Apocalypse, Verge of Wraith, Phalanx of Forums
Apocalypse	posted 11-11-98 08:31 PM ET I want Bruce Boxleitner to play me. Brother Will Moeller, Peacekeeper, Gunman of the Apocalypse, Verge of Wraith, Phalanx of Forums
Talon	posted 11-11-98 09:01 PM ET What about me? Okay i'm a newbie, yes no one really cares but, I do think i've made some sort of a impression here. No? Well I guess i'll go back to the BoS Fortress. -Talon
Larry Boy	posted 11-11-98 09:38 PM ET Alrighty, but I claim Larry the Cucumber as my actor. (He is a computer animated cucumber of Veggie-Tales fame, and also who I am named after) (-8
JB	posted 11-11-98 09:58 PM ET Gee. Who would play me? He would have to be young and smart. Hmmm. I can't think of anyone
AUH20	posted 11-11-98 10:18 PM ET Why does everyone always forget me when they make lists of vets? Should I be hurt?
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-11-98 10:22 PM ET Young & Smart, hmmmmm, uhhhhh, errr, just lie about your age, like me!! Errrr, ummm, I'm really 17, I'm not 133, I was not in the Civil War, I wasn't damn it!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Tawdal	posted 11-11-98 10:25 PM ET And a cameo appearance by Mike Myers as the maniacal Anonymous World Domination Association Leader, quickly led away by men in while lab coats. - TAWDAL The Anonymous World Domination Association Leader
Imran Siddiqui	posted 11-11-98 10:27 PM ET AUH20, don't worry. They always forget about me as well, even though I was here even before YYYH and MikeH. I've even made it into the story (a big part too). It seems that Firaxis is the only ones who haven't forgotten that I'm a vet.
Avatar of Avalon	posted 11-11-98 10:28 PM ET O242: I must say I'm honored on two counts: 1) to be included in "the cast". 2) to be connected with O'Donnell. I must admit that I fail to see the connection, but hey, I think I can live with it [Does the lowly and humble paladin have anything to do with it?]
Borodino	posted 11-11-98 10:30 PM ET Please ignore the name on that last post... [I was going to try to pull a Sparkatron, but just don't have the time for it.]
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-11-98 10:39 PM ET outlyr, You never answered this. How am I like Jack Nicholson?? Pulling a Sparkatron must be a new phrase here, good job Mike, to items of pop-culture for ya, the I club, & 'pulling a Sparkatron' Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Mortis	posted 11-12-98 01:47 AM ET We could tell you, but "You can't handel the truth!"
JB	posted 11-12-98 03:51 AM ET Imran, what about ME? I've been here longer than you, YYYH, MikeH, etc. I feel left out.
JB	posted 11-12-98 03:51 AM ET Oops. I forgot to say no one remembers I'm a vet.
Arnelos	posted 11-12-98 04:08 AM ET Wait a moment. What happened to good old Arnelos the peacekeeper? I really don't have any idea who would play me though.
Imran Siddiqui	posted 11-12-98 04:05 PM ET Sorry JB. Yes, you, Rang and others have been neglected by this "evil" movie. I say we make our own independent film. Hahahahaha!!
BigER	posted 11-12-98 04:16 PM ET I would want Bruce Willis to play me. Cause, he is always playing outcasts. But ends up saving the day DESPITE the dumb hard arses. But I'm sure someone else has another opinioin. Maybe the fat guy from Saturday night live who croaked resently.
Philippe Mipz Lepage	posted 11-12-98 04:20 PM ET Chris Farley was his name.
Philippe Mipz Lepage	posted 11-12-98 04:27 PM ET I would want to have John Turturo playing my part. Who got the number of his agent? I'll call him right away... ;-)
DJ RRebel	posted 11-13-98 01:20 PM ET lol ... I can't beleive I didn't see this post !!! Larry, actually I see you as being portrayed by Sean Connery ... I think he could play a religeous guy well (I think he's Athiest though) .. but he is a good actor all the same !!! Since Bruce Willis was just taken .. (Moonlighting was simply the best show in its hay-day) .. I'll go for a younger William Shatner !!! He's Canadian (Hell .. lol .. he went to the same elementry school as I did) .. and he gets all the funky green chicks while exploring the galaxy in a state of the art starship) !!! (Hell .. Who wouldn't want to be Captain Kirk)
MikeH II	posted 11-13-98 01:33 PM ET I'm happy with Liam Neeson, I'm not really Irish though maybe a young Roger Moore when he was doing the Saint or, of course! Ewan MacGregor.
outlyr242 the rebirth	posted 11-13-98 06:15 PM ET Sorry guys, it was only a partial list. I didn;t have the time to run through all the names and check IMDB for good connections. YYYH: I said in an e-mail I picture you between "you can't handle the truth" and _Mars Attacks_ Mike H: Liam neeson because he is big strong, could run with the best Sparatans yet has a fatherly side. AUH20: Couldn't think of a good one for you but I think I got one now: Charelton Heston. JB: Keanu Reeves. Imran: I can't fit a role on you. any sugestions?
BigER	posted 11-13-98 06:20 PM ET Mike, for some reason I picture you as Biggles. (the Character not the actor whose name escapes me at the moment.)
Borodino	posted 11-13-98 08:05 PM ET O242, You never explained O'Donnell. What of my posting reminds you of him? [Again, NOT complaining ].
Spoe	posted 11-13-98 09:17 PM ET I was kinda wondering about the De Niro choice. Which De Niro character do you see me as?
outlyr242 the rebirth	posted 11-13-98 09:43 PM ET Borodino: O'Donell because he has a "young and learning" persona that reminds me of your spell-weaving days. Spoe: the one from HEAT.
DHE_X2	posted 11-13-98 09:52 PM ET Smac, the quest for NIM: Sid's reckoning, starring Adam Sandler as DHE as Saddam Hussein as Margeret Thatcher as Bon Jovi as young Frankenstein as Kurt Kobain as Bob Dylan as Will Smith as some space alien as Larry Flint. Whoa, wait a minute, man, I think those coneys I just ate were laced with something.
DHE_X2	posted 11-13-98 09:58 PM ET JB: that kid that plays Gibson on the X files Imran: Antonio Banderes? Pretty crappy, but all I could think of Maya: whoever plays Ally McBeal Newbies: those guys you know will die in horror flicks
Spoe	posted 11-13-98 10:50 PM ET DHE: Newbies: concur. Either that or red shirts.
Spoe	posted 11-13-98 10:58 PM ET Good. I was gonna have to hurt you if you said "Taxi Driver" or "Frankenstein". ;>
JB	posted 11-14-98 08:09 PM ET Gibson- too young Reeves- To old (What's with his hair anyway?)
Borodino	posted 11-16-98 09:02 PM ET O242, Thanks for assauging my curiousity. Borodino
AUH20	posted 11-16-98 11:10 PM ET Woo-hoo! Charlton Heston. He's the most conservative actor and I'm the most outspoken conservative on these boards. One problem though-I may oppose gun control, but I'm scared of guns and my friends at the NRA kind of creep me out.
Spoe	posted 11-16-98 11:13 PM ET Heh. And he's also the only actor with the security rating for nuclear weapons secrets(somebody has to narrate the training films).
MikeH II	posted 11-17-98 07:06 AM ET Biggles? Interesting. Oh well, chocks away!