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| Author | Topic: Brotherhood of Sid |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-09-98 02:03 AM ET  
Playing Fallout2 gave me an idea of something that would be cool on the forums from Fallouts 1 & 2. The Brotherhood of Steel was an organization known in Fallout as the last bastion of technology in the bombed out world. I'd like to think of this Brotherhood to be the premier arena for tecnological development. Oh yea the BoSteel was also a good guy club. So, the new BoSid will be responsible, not only for technological advancement, but from protecting the forum from outside threats to this democracy (aka TAWDAL, or whomever). I declare myself the head. YYYH, you have the Chief of Security if you want it. |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-09-98 02:05 AM ET
hmmmn ... I'm a good guy I think !!! Can I join ??? |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-09-98 02:06 AM ET
I wanna be the Boss of BOS !!!  |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-09-98 02:08 AM ET
Dj, I'm the head of BoS. You can be head of a department. Pick your poison. Technology or military. In the tech half, We'll be researching the properties of the Holy NIM. In military we'll be buiding up our military(Duh), techwise and organizationally! |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-09-98 02:11 AM ET
Hmm, DJ. Intersting. I posted in your thread "The Anti-Nexii Club", when you were posting in mine (this one). 2:06 (what's up with this clock?) |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-09-98 02:18 AM ET
LOL .. Since I am the Boss of BOS's tech department, it is my duty to inform you that the clock has now been rearranged to Eastern SMACing time as opposed to standard time !!! I'll try to post notices of such changes ahead of time in the future !!! What's really wierd is that we also responded to our responces at the same time !!! lol .. this is getting creepy !!! |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-09-98 02:19 AM ET
Actually, I think they put their clock ahead one hour instead of back !!! That would account for the 2 hour difference !!! |
| Heckler |
posted 11-09-98 07:35 AM ET
Well I under DJ apply for head researcher in biological fields. My first project will be to try and isolate the chemical cause for Megalomania thus to attempt to cure all those who insist on trying to conquor the world. Heckler DJ I just figure that the server is in some hidden underwater base in the mid atlantic |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-09-98 09:04 AM ET
That would explain it's unreliable nature ... I here by give you a promotion and raise !!! Don't I make a great boss ??? I think I'll give myself a raise too !!! Heckler ... new assignment .. you must all all cost find a cure for SMAClomania ... if our projections are correct (and they often aren't) .. there will be a huge outbreak in the first of of the new year !!! This has TOP A1 priority .. I want all your best men (and women) on it !!! Your the best in the field, if anyone can do it, I know it's you ... now go .. we haven't got much time !!! |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-09-98 03:46 PM ET
DJ RRebel, you have no authority to give raises or promotions, However, because of your cool way of going about it, I decided to give you a raise. You can't be promoted!! There is nothing to promote you to. Anyway, we need men to head the military and to discover the cause of NIM. We have isolated a sample of it in the lab. Since there is a limited quanitity of workers, for now I'll be in charge of the military and DJ RRebel, you can be incharge of the NIM development. Heckler, welcome aboard! |
| Eric HalfBee |
posted 11-09-98 05:14 PM ET
Isn't it interesting that in order to "protect our democracy" it is necessary to have an autocracy. Especially one with the self-proclaimed head also the head of the military.  |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-09-98 05:20 PM ET
I don't wanna be head of security Imran, I'll be NIMadier general of the BOS's armies. I'll guard against all threats to democracy by wiping out villages I deem communist, or supporters of Tawdal. See ya around, I've got some Tawdal hunting to do! DJRR, I need some new rifles to equip my armies with, get on it post haste!!! Please. Sid Meier FIRAXIS, please post something in this thread!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-09-98 05:28 PM ET
Imran, can i be the Commander of the BoS's Airforce?
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| SnowFire |
posted 11-09-98 06:18 PM ET
This is Sid Meier FIRAXIS posting under SnowFire's name (I forget my password). I command you, Imran, to insure that you fight for me and Brian by protecting liberalism everywhere. That is the best way yo ucan help SMAC. DJRRebel, I command you to immediately cease your efforts for a cure of SMAClomania. We manufactured that disease ourselves ans would like to see it released on an unsuspecting, non-immunized public. Keep up the good work! |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-09-98 06:21 PM ET
Whoa, that was weird! But if Sid wants to speak through me, I have no problem with that... I want a position in the technology wing. I'll leave it up to you, Imran, to decide where. I'll also be the enforcer of the Holy Sid's commands and insure that all his proclamations are followed to the letter. P.S. I have friends in high places. I expect an acceptance... |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-09-98 06:51 PM ET
Done, Done and Done. YYYH, you have now been declared NIMadier General, Head of all military personnel (same as my idea for Chief of Security). Talon, you are Chief of BoS Airforce. And Snowfire, that SMAClomania cure is coming along fast. You shall soon be purged of your belief that you are Sid Meier, the Holy One. You can head the technological department to find and isolate NIM. All of you have been assigned, go about your work in the best way possible. |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-09-98 06:56 PM ET
Here's the positions for the newly formed Brotherhood of Sid: Imran Siddiqui-Chief of Staff of BoS More positions are available!! Inquire within. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-09-98 08:34 PM ET
(Inside the secret meeting room of the BOS) YYYH: COS Imran, we need to unleash our armed forces upon CWAL!!! They are desecrating FIRAXIS, & disturbing the production of SMAC by constantly trying to steal the unfinished copies of the game!! If we don't stop them soon, it may just turn into another Starcraft. Infact, their constant raiding of Blizzard probably caused the constant delays!! We must attack their HQ before they can mobilize their troops against FIRAXIS. The safety of Sid is in our hands, & I look to you, & wonder, what are you going to do. Imran: ???(Say something please!) Talon, boost up the gravitron injectors in our airplanes, load up missiles, & charge the plasma guns up to full power. Also, put your men on high alert, as soon as we get the ok, we are attacking CWAL. Over & out. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Apocalypse |
posted 11-09-98 08:43 PM ET
I'll join. Can I be chief of Black Operations? |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-09-98 09:07 PM ET
Ooo. Sounds like fun. When not working on a cure for SMAClomania, I want to help Apoc in the espionage wing. |
| Talon |
posted 11-09-98 09:08 PM ET
encoded//yyyh- Orders recieved. Squadrons Alpha, Delphi, and Omega are armed and ready for Full Scale assault on CWAL . Any intelligence on specific wherebouts of the CWAL base?\\encoded Awaiting further orders: Talon-Chief of Operations-BoS Airforce |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-09-98 09:14 PM ET
[CODED MESSAGE] TO:Talon FROM:NIMadier general, YYYH SUBJECT: CWAL whereabouts. *************************************************** We just need to wipe out the CWAL forces in Hunt Valley, so that is where they're located, but until we get Imran's approval, stand ready. [END CODED MESSAGE] Apoc, You & Snowfire goto Hunt Valley & discover the exact whereabouts of the CWAL operatives. We need this info for the potential attack on them later. Becareful not to disturb FIRAXIS, or anyone working there. Welcome to BOS Intelligence gentlemen. Imran, still waiting for your GO response, I can wipe CWAL out 1000 times over if need be. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-09-98 09:37 PM ET
[Encoded] TO:YYYH FROM:Talon ********************* (Now all we need is a navy and army CoS) |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-09-98 09:40 PM ET
We have an army, remember I command it. All me & Imran's armies who fought in the rebellion against the WDA, along with a few others, are our army. & I command it, mwuhahahahahahaha Anyway, do some scanner sweeps of the area, Apoc & Snowfire are dispatched there right now, but a little extra help couldn't hurt..... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-09-98 09:48 PM ET
I thought you were the CoS for the military in general. encoded//Orbital Recon confirms CWAL members concentrated in a old Dennys. No signs of CWAL movement as of yet.\\encoded
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| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-09-98 10:01 PM ET
I am head of all armed forces, but I brought my army in here to combine with Imrans army, so we do have an army. Back to CWAL. Talon, get some Cruise missiles targetted at that Denny's, we don;t wanna risk our pilots lives, unless absolutely neccesary. Don't fire them till I give you the code though. Imran Siddiqui, waiting for you to come online & give us the go!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-09-98 10:25 PM ET
YYYH-Ground-Based Cruise missles are being targeted as we speak. They should be ready by the time Imran gives the go ahead. -Talon |
| Talon |
posted 11-09-98 10:36 PM ET
yyyh-umm....what's the secret code? -Talon |
| Brother Greg |
posted 11-09-98 10:55 PM ET
Shouldn't this be the Brotherhood of Brian? Or at least Sid and Brian? I think a lot of people lose focus on the fact that he's doing this game, and concentrate on the Sid name. We're robbing Brian of his rightful dues... So, let's declare a let's love Brian Day! Brother Greg Woodstock, |
| Talon |
posted 11-09-98 11:06 PM ET
Brotherhood of Brian or "BoB" ? Maybe we like Sid more-Talon |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-10-98 12:07 AM ET
Oh of course, the codes!! Transmiting right away. {A-G-Z-B-B-T-D-J-U-K-B-2-0-0-0-B-U-G-W-Q-A} The code has been transmited, wait until given orders to launch, until you launch. Imran, only you can give final authorization to launch now. The NIMadier general who will stop at nothing, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-10-98 01:06 AM ET
NIMadier General YYYH, I am impressed with your ability to get the armed forces ready. You have full go. CWAL is an "evil empire". In out struggles we have taken the morality out of the issue, not any more. Morality is being reinserted into these forums. By the name of Sid (Brotherhood of Sid is closer to the original Brotherhood of Steel than Brotherhood of Brian is), we shall protect these forums from evil. Talon, launch your planes!! Apocalypse, use your spy network to sabatoge CWAL headquarters. Compromise their security. Good luck everybody, lets make these board safe for free SMAC |
| Shining1 |
posted 11-10-98 01:52 AM ET
Hereby applying for positions as head of department of Generally Dangerous & Irresponsible Recreational Sciences (or G.D.I.R.S), with particular reference to the H.U.N.T-U.T project, or Heavy Use of Nuclear weapons on Totally-Unsuspecting Targets. Having assummed this position, I will immediately take a two week holiday on the plains of Azugal, communing with Sid through the prophet Snowfire. I humongously await your reply, Shining1 |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-10-98 03:52 PM ET
Shining 1 your application has been accepted. You have been appointed Chief Scientist of G.D.I.R.S. (Generally Dangerous & Irresponsible Recreational Sciences) with emphasis on H.U.N.T.-U.T. (Heavy Use of Nuclear weapons on Totally-Unsuspecting Targets) Enjoy your vacation, oh wait, it'll be a working vacation. Scout the Plains of Aguzal, and report back here in two weeks. Before you leave, you'll be needed to fight CWAL, the "evil empire" threatening these forums. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-10-98 05:10 PM ET
(Just outside the BoS, 1503 hrs. The army is mobilizing as YYYH watches from his private personal tank) Leopard 6 sign on <<ON SIR>> Leopard 4 sign on <<ON SIR>> Leopard 3 sign on <<ON SIR>> Groups A-G head down to Hunt Valley via the backroads, that way if we get in trouble you can back us up easily <<YES SIR>> Leopard groups, forward to Hunt Valley!! Move out!! (The hover tanks move toward Hunt Valley, as the APC's get loaded, preparing to drop troops off to back us up. YYYH looks up to see launched cruise missiles light up the afternoon sky. He smiles happily as his tanks go to Hunt Valley to destroy CWAL resistance there, than to the very heart of CWAL, their HQ!!) Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-10-98 05:12 PM ET
Roger Sir. Launching Cruise Missles and deploying squadrons Alpha and Omega. Holding Delta in reserve. ETA to target: 2 hours 22min 02 seconds... Apoc and YYYH: Keep your men out of range until the airstrike. Afterward it's all yours. Talon Out. |
| Talon |
posted 11-10-98 05:34 PM ET
Memo TO:Imran -Talon |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-10-98 05:46 PM ET
Copy that Talon. Changing route, to area Tango, ETA 3 hours 01 minutes. Apoc, get Sid & the FIRAXIS team out of the area, things could get messy, & we can't afford any FIRAXIS casualties. Cougar 6, change route, your runnin' into some tank mines! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-10-98 07:43 PM ET
I have begun the assault. -Talon |
| Shining1 |
posted 11-10-98 11:22 PM ET
<<'Cryption Message to field troops>> The G.D.I.R.S dimensional damage department (or 3D G.D') has requested offical permission to test a temporary wormhole loop isolating Hunt Valley and connecting it to the centre of the sun. I know we have troops in there, but what the hell. It'll be fun! We'll need someone to plant the generator in the CWAL base, preferable under a desk or somewhere out of the way. << Message Ends >> |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-10-98 11:36 PM ET
Permission denied Shining1, we have more forces there, that they do, we can't afford many losses, we have a long & bitter campaign ahead of us. The cavalry has arrived Talon! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-10-98 11:37 PM ET
If anyone volunteers we can put Shining 1's plan to effect. One person who is brave enough to infiltrate the area, as well pull troops out, to prevent any of our unecessary casulties. Imran out. |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-11-98 11:29 AM ET
*Deep deep under-cover* YYYH .. sorry for the delay in shipment of new weapons, expect a shipment late tommorow ... and expect not to be dispointed !!! Here are a hundred thousand .. bee-bee guns for now!!! The enemy might laugh at the appearance of these weapons, but imagine their dismay when they discover the bee-bees have been secretly coated with NIM !!! *Insert evil laugh here* Be here tomorrow evening for the new shipment of next generation weapons !!! Is there any particular type of weapon you need to disembowel the enemy ??? *DJRR shuffles off into the darkness of the top secret research facility to complete the final touches on the ultimate secret weapon* |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 11:38 AM ET
DJ RRebel: We need 100,000 plasma guns immediately! To anyone who will apply: We need someone to run are assembly lines in the one great battle against CWAL. We will give any pay you request, for we need you desperately! Bobby O'Syphus(are equivelent of Uncle Sam, notice the initials BOS, just like Uncle Sam is US)wants you, to run are factories!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-11-98 11:48 AM ET
YYYH, we can only spare 60,000 at this time, but with the 100,000 NIM coated bee-bee guns you should be ok !!! Hold on .. I've managed to replicate some of those beer-grenades from the other thread !!! You now have: 100,000 Bee-bee guns (with NIM coated bee-bees) This should be enough to hold back the enimy until I complete our new secret ultimate weapon !!! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 12:01 PM ET
Ok, thanks DJ! Good luck on the secret ultimate weapon! We still need someone to run our assembly lines, we can't get more plasma guns without someone running the assembly lines. Will pay anything, & you get a free Bobby O'Syphus poster!! Ok, now, freighters, bring these weapons to the front, there will be a CWAL counter-attack at any time!! |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-11-98 12:05 PM ET
No problem YYYH ... let me know if there are any other urgent matters, but until then I have to get back to work !!! |
| Jazzman |
posted 11-11-98 02:52 PM ET
I volunteer to be the Director of Manufacturing and Transportation. I have only three requirements: 1 I recieve an original copy of all design specs and blue prints. So that our internal Quality asurances can be met. 2. I would require a hotline to R+D to deal with customer complaints and insights into possible production refinements. 3. I want to be cosigned on all patents. Manufacturing, Engineering, Construcion, Transportation, and Assembly will be online 24 hours, after I am installed. |
| BigER |
posted 11-11-98 03:08 PM ET
BigE killer of smilies AntiHeroe of NYM GOD of controvery Jester of the Gods ret. Has this to say "SMAC SMEG DEZZEL BUM." Thank you carry(or curry) on. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 03:31 PM ET
Ok Jazzman, the job & all your requests are now yours! Please start manufacturing plasma rifles ASAP. Note, we are in a self imposed cease fire with CWAL, I'm takin down the WDA once & for all. We will continue stopping them from taking FIRAXIS though, even though we have moved the FIRAXIS team. Coordinates 348 Omega. Now, for the propoganda: Over there, Over there, Johnnie get your gun, Ok, & start cranking out those pictures of WDA soldiers shooting Boy Scouts!!(Fake of course, but the public won't know that Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-11-98 05:20 PM ET
YYYH, once again, you are trying to usurp my powers. Jazzman, you are accepted. I mkae the decisions YYYH, sorry. You just decide military stuff. Imran out. |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 11-11-98 05:25 PM ET
All operations need a janitor. I have expierence, a good heart and a analytic title. Janitor Divine is my name and for good reason too. I used my powers of good to purge the I Club of the evil infestation of Satanic worshipers. I do not attack, I only defend, throw great parties, rebuild bathrooms, clean up broken glass and pimp for SMAC. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 05:33 PM ET
Damn, Imran has re-assured his powers, well there goes all chance of m becoming dictator. Ok, back to the war. CoS Imran, I have to call back all forces from the engagement, we won't be combat ready for another hour!! |
| Jazzman |
posted 11-11-98 05:56 PM ET
And the poster. Ooo Lah Lah..... |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 06:22 PM ET
I'm putting up the job for propoganda master of the BoS. We need to entice more people over to us, & we need to set up alliances in key places. We already have posters of WDA soldiers(we'll just call them CWAl soldiers)shooting Boy Scouts, even though it was done on a computer. Haha! We also have a poster of Bobby O'Syphus, doing basically the same thing Uncle Sam posters, but he's just Bobby O'Syphus!!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-11-98 06:22 PM ET
outlyr, you are accepted. YYYH, there is only civilian control of the BoS, not military control. Get back to fighting, or else you'll find yourself as Douglass McArthur did. Sorry, didn't mean to theaten you, you're doing a good job, keep it up. |
| Jazzman |
posted 11-11-98 07:45 PM ET
***R+D Hotline*** Request from manufacturing for the development of Tachion techology for the use of moble Tachion artilery units. (Dursteel ionized with Tachions which can be propled in the firing tube using Rail tech nology.) Ionizing the Dura steel shell as it leaves the firing tube. Jazzman Foreman, Super, Manger, Liason |
| Talon |
posted 11-11-98 08:10 PM ET
How come I don't get security A1 clearance? Imran: I request some funds to create a new super Hi-Tech Squadron for use in the war against CWAL. I have taken heavy losses to both Delta and Alpha squadrons(FrontLiners). Jazzman: I could use some new updated aircraft/weapons/helocopters to create my new "X" squadron. YYYH: Maybe an alliance with the IIIS would streghthen our position. I'd ask Imran,he seems touchy about infringements on his authority.(No disrespect intended Imran.) -Talon |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-11-98 08:15 PM ET
Talon, you'll have your funds. Jazzman, your request is granted as well. Talon, suggesting alliances is not going to make me angry. You should ask me. YYYH went over my head, by actually appointing new members and signing a cease-fire. Suggestions I don't mind, actions not authorized I do mind. By the way, good suggestion Talon. I'll get right on it. |
| Talon |
posted 11-11-98 09:12 PM ET
R+D: Can you work on a cloaking device? YYYH: When will Wave 2 begin? How will it be executed? We could even use a nickname. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 09:20 PM ET
Imran: I strongly suggest a propoganda officer. We need the propoganda to make us seem great & CWAL evil. I already explained what we have, but only an expert could turn people completely against CWAL. I don't think the IIIS would help us either. Several members & former members, have either joined, are at cordial relations with them, or at neutral relations with them. We might be able to convert the neutral ones, & possibly a few cordial ones with this propoganda. A true master might even incite a double agent from CWAL, or possibly a complete defection. You are an educated man, you surely should recognize the power of propoganda. Talon: Get all your planes fixed before sending them into battle. My battle reports indicate damage to 80% of your planes, with another 5% completely destroyed; casualties. So please get them up to par. This will also give your pilots some much needed rest. They've been worked hard in the past few days. In the meantime, have the ground crews attach secret weapon #NIM8(a speaker which plays the sounds of music sountrack), that will be sure to disturb their ranks, just make sure you soundproof your pilots cockpits, they might crash their planes to stop the horrid sound. Who was the one you recruited from school?? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DarkLight |
posted 11-11-98 09:23 PM ET
Now I have seen positively everything. There is one very good reason why CWAL's soldiers would not shoot Boy Scouts. Wait, make that two. First off, they don't exist. Second, we wouldn't shoot Boy Scouts because that would mean killing me. Looks like that propagandising isn't very efectively thought out. DarkLight Marine Lawyer: Sir. you're under arrest for stealing our phrase. DarkLight: Umm... Bye-bye! (DarkLight runs off, the lawyer in hot pursuit.) |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 09:23 PM ET
Talon: Operation Falling Water(Wave 2) will begin tomorrow at 4PM. That's after I get home from school, & have some time to think after an easy day of simple problems. The day of redemption is at hand! Let me try something rn=m Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 09:27 PM ET
No one said propoganda had to be true Darklight(a contradiction. No??), after all it is propoganda. Plus, I ripped that poster off from a French WWI poster that showed some German troops shooting a Boy Scout who was tied to a tree, it was a drawing, not a picture, ours was an actual picture(of some Freemen in America), but we just said you were CWAL, & you do have an army, I've seen the sat. photos, the intelligence reports, you have an army admit it!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-11-98 09:35 PM ET
Okay, my "X" squadron will be in full readiness. Just tell me where to go and i'll do the rest. Also my Ultra-Stealth Helo Squadron has finnaly been completed this is the first of anybody hearing it beacause of security reasons. They are sitting in my ultra top-secret underground mountain base. I need a Lt. Commander to command them(duh). You will be given "intern" status until Imran gives you the ok to join. -Talon |
| DarkLight |
posted 11-11-98 09:37 PM ET
Your point is taken on the propaganda not havng to be true, but the fact that I am a Boy Scout makes it much less effective. My name is a contradiction for a certain reason, and is written the way it is for the same reason. And that is the WDA's army. That isn't our army. The only thing we have that comes close is the rabbit squad that Commander Snuggles commands, and they aren't that big. |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-11-98 10:38 PM ET
Talon, who is this "intern" who'll be your Lt. Commander and YYYH, who is this propaganda minister. My point is your making positions faster than they can be filled. We need new blood first. You can suggest positions, but let the prior positions be filled first, so we don't have a glut of robo-leaders. Bobby O'Syphus has to start dong his job better! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 10:43 PM ET
No one wants to be my propoganda minister.  C'mon, only you can make Bobby O'Syphus recruit more people!!Lets see if we can get someone already workin here to take a dual job. Anyone up to it?? Borodino you want the job?? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-11-98 11:05 PM ET
Hmm, I think after 80 posts I'll make a new Brotherhood of Sid. I don't know about size matters, but 80 seems good to me. What'da ya think. |
| Talon |
posted 11-11-98 11:16 PM ET
How about 100? It would be only the second post in the new forum to reach that. Imran:My friend from school or "Titans BAne" will be the intern. I was kind of setting him up for the job he said he wanted. He was going to post his "application" at around 9-10:00 EST -Talon |
| Talon |
posted 11-11-98 11:18 PM ET
oops it's supposed to be Titans Bane without the capital A. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 11:19 PM ET
YYYH: After 85! IS: 80 YYYH: 84! IS: 80 YYYH:83 IS: 80 YYYH: 82 IS: 80 YYYH: 81!?!?!? IS: 80 YYYH: Fine! We'll close the bloody thing at 80!!! A little off-topicness here. Someone please explain to me the song & video for "Thank You" by Alanis Morrisette. Why is she naked in the video?? Who is she thanking?? Why is she thanking them?? Why are her hips so big!?!?!? Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-11-98 11:26 PM ET
also why do people come up and touch her? -Talon |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 12:12 AM ET
To:YYYH From:Talon Subject: Secret Weapon-NIM8/Battle Report ******************************************* Sir, in the battle of LAN (Loud Annoying Noise) we wiped out all remnants of the CWAL encampment. NIM8 shattered their forces and none escaped. The use of there Hanson, Spice Girls, and Barney had only a minor effect on our trooops due to the earplugs we distributed, but the shockwave caused heavy casualties and forced the withdrawal of the main body of troops. We managed to capture the enemy Orca and sent it to the lab for examination. I would call this battle a draw leaning in our favor due to the heavy deaths on both sides. CoS-Talon |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-12-98 12:25 AM ET
TO: Talon FROM: NIMadier general, YYYH SUBJECT: New secret weapon *************************************************** Our R&D department is in the final stages of developing Project Prometheus. Project Prometheus is another music atrocity, but this one is worse that The Sounds of Music. It's the music of The Backstreet Boys, NSync, The Moppets, all combined in one!! That will do some serious damage on the enemy. We hope this weapon will perform as well on your planes as NIM8. YYYH *************************************************** TO: Imran Siddiqui FROM: YYYH SUBJECT: The War! *************************************************** Imran, We have found a succesful counter to the spice girls, hanson, & barney music. The earplugs, & anti-vibartion boots help, but this one can truly stop them in their tracks. We will equip all our troops with CD players, with their choose of KoRn or The Offspring CD's. We just need your approval. Attached is a message on Project Prometheus. YYYH |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-12-98 01:39 AM ET
YYYH, authorize Project Prometheus, and the CD Plan. Project Sid will still remain a secret. OK, OK, I like Talon's idea of going to 100, being only the second thread to do so. 100 it is, and who says I don't listen to my subordinantes? Imran out. PS. Btw, what's going on in the research department? DJ? Heckler? Anybody? |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-12-98 02:05 AM ET
Check out the tread Operation EEC with (OEEP) in the title. It is a group planning to take over the world. In the name of democracy I say we crush them, and take no prisoners. Maybe a cease fire with CWAL is needed so that can focus on this impending threat of OEEP. Imran out. |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-12-98 02:12 AM ET
Btw, I'm now suggesting 110 posts to end this (I know, I know). That way this'll be the largest thread to date (Kill the Abortion Doctors was at 108). Imran out. |
| Jay |
posted 11-12-98 01:30 PM ET
Hey people the Brotherhood is a Great idea! Can I join in? Any place will do. |
| Jazzman |
posted 11-12-98 02:05 PM ET
I believe Imran has a propaganda Officer position open. You would have to check with him to see if it is still open. |
| Jazzman |
posted 11-12-98 02:34 PM ET
Memo TO:Talon |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-12-98 03:49 PM ET
Jay, you can be propaganda officer, or someone in the tech department. You can also be Lt. Commander of the Air Force under Talon. Get back to me as soon as possible, there is a job waiting for you somewhere. |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-12-98 04:12 PM ET
Btw, instead of being the Chief of Staff of the Brotherhood of Sid, I now wish to be called Chairman of the Brotherhood of Sid. I see this organization as a company. DJ RRebel and YYYH will still be Chiefs of Staff of their respective Staffs, because they actually control a staff. I Chair over their decisions. Chairman Imran out. |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 04:44 PM ET
Jazzman: Can you get to work on fixing the overheat problem for the helos. We will need them. Imran: Have we officially declared war on OEEP? Has there been a cease fire with CWAL? If not will operation Falling water still go on as planned? |
| Jay |
posted 11-12-98 05:00 PM ET
I'd like to be second-in-command of the air force. Okay with you? So, what's the plan with CWAL? Hail the Emperor! (I mean Sid...) |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 05:13 PM ET
Jay: Welcome to the BoS Air Force. You have a choice of commanding squadron Alpha, Beta, Ceta, or Delta. Chairman Imran will give you a rank. -Talon |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-12-98 05:17 PM ET
(The conference rooms silence is broken as the tall & bulky American NIMadier general enters the room) OEEC ehh?? I'll crush them like a worm, no one takes over the world in the name of anything damn it! Well, maybe Sid & affiliates. I'll head over there now, & tell that Talons_Bane guy to come here post haste, & I want him to be propoganda officer. (YYYH rushed out towards the science lab) Dj, hows Project Prometheus & the CD plan coming along?!?! Well, I'm not working on it, I'm working on Project Sid. What?!?!?! Get your brains on the CD project & project Promethueus ASAP!! (YYYH walks out towards his battle group) DJ RRebel: Stupid American! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Titans_Bane |
posted 11-12-98 05:19 PM ET
I would like to join as Lt. Commander of all helocopter divisions under Talon Leader of the Air Force. |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 05:19 PM ET
Imran: I just got 2 new recruits. Jay-Second in Command(Airforce) Titans_Bane-Lt. Commander Helo squadron "X" just need your official ok -Talon |
| Titans_Bane |
posted 11-12-98 05:25 PM ET
How do you make the smilly faces? |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-12-98 05:35 PM ET
Talon, you have your OK's. If the OEEC cause troublem, we'll be here to crush it. Of course if CWAL gets out of line and tries a takeover, we'll beat them down as well. Any challenge to democracy in the forums will be met with swift and crushing force (The Siddiqui Doctrine). Chairman Siddiqui, out. PS. Titans Bane to make the smileys go : ), but without the space between the colon and the parenthesis. |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 05:35 PM ET
add a [:] to a [)] and you have a YYYH: So how is operation falling water going to be executed -Talon |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 05:37 PM ET
Wow now we have our own doctrine! Titans_Bane:get your squadron prepped for battle -Talon |
| Titans_Bane |
posted 11-12-98 05:43 PM ET
Yes sir. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-12-98 05:44 PM ET
Damn, Imran gets his own doctrine! Oh well, all challenges to democracy, will be crushed, will be destroyed. A bit contradictory, oh well. Vive la America! Vive la BoS I suppose I should make a code of military justice. Na, I'll just leave that to my staff. Operation Falling Water will take place only if a peace agreement with CWAL can't be met. If they refuse our terms, I'll get into detail about the plan. Secret Project5(Bulk Matter Transmitor) is coming along good. Soon we will be able to send troops anywhere on Planet Earth, Mars, Chiron, Kaokarzia, etc. The redemption is at hand! Repent, & though shall be saved! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Titans_Bane |
posted 11-12-98 05:47 PM ET
I as leader of X squadron am changing their name to Czar1. |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 05:48 PM ET
Imran: I think we could use a updated list of members since we have recieved many the last few days. -Talon (15 more posts to go!) |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 05:50 PM ET
Titans Bane: your name change has been authorized -Talon |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 05:59 PM ET
YYYH: How 'bout this Military Code: Do whatever YYYH tells me to do.....Then check with Imran. Just Kidding -Talon |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-12-98 06:05 PM ET
Military Code: Do everything I say, if you don't, I'll lock you in a room with the Backstreet Boys playing, for one hour! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 06:07 PM ET
sounds good -Talon |
| Heckler |
posted 11-12-98 07:19 PM ET
After several days of tireless research in my space based lab I have determined that SMAComania can be cured only by the ingestion of large quanties of SMAC or SMAC based products. Though symptoms can be delayed for a time through the use of CIV (continous intra venus) eventually the body will simply give way, I am currently doing research on whether CIV2 would be more effective. As a side effect of all this research I was able to isolate the following decaff (this horrible biological weapon was designed to interfere with the bodies systems by introducing blood into the caffine system) disco (a pattern of flashing lights that causes abnormal hair growth and wild gyrations) polyester (a bioengineered fungus which feeds on the infected individual and can be found in many bright colors) and politician (a horrible little beast that gets enjoyment from twisting the lives of others and cannot tell the truth) note that politicians usually travel in packs of anything from 10 to several thousand. I am eagerly awaiting my next assignment. YYYH I am fairly certain that locking someone in a room with nothing to listen to but the back street boys is a crime against humanity. In fact that is something I would not wish on my worst enemy. Heckler |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-12-98 07:27 PM ET
Drat, I come back from Nimania all in a rush to spy on the CWAL forces at Hunt Valley because Apoc's been MIA and not giving any orders, and I find there's a temporary cease fire. If any one wants me to break the cease fire and hook up Hunt Valley to the Sun's core just tell me. I have my own plan for escape afterward. P.S. We're getting close to 110 Imran, better get ready to start a new thread soon. |
| Titans_Bane |
posted 11-12-98 07:37 PM ET
I had this idea for music warfare. We have been using musics distuctive power, but what about hypnotic power. The research guy should check out using songs like YMCA to put the enemy into a trance. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-12-98 07:52 PM ET
Let's just go with the old crap. 'Itsy bitsy teeny weeny, yellow polka dotted bikini' anyone?? Since CWAL didn't sign the Geneva treaty, I erased Imran's signature off it so we could use any kind of musical warfare. Nerve gas & stuff too. I know an hour of Backatreet Boys would be torture, more the reason to listen to my orders! But, doing some research I find, some young girls, usually pre-pubescant, are resistant to the Backstreet Boys warfare. Let's hope CWAL doesn't find this out, or we'll be fighting hordes of little girls(I'm sure a certain Yale teacher would love that. Now, we need to get ourselves a flag, & a song. Describe a flag for ourselves, I'm outta ideas for one, all I get are swastikas & hammers/sickles for designs. As for the song, I suggest 'Got the Life', by KoRn. Sorry, I just got their CD, been listenin' to 'em alot! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 08:28 PM ET
How about "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies since we were made and organized in only one week.Get it? How about an animal to represent us? Music warfare: KennyG,Country music? |
| Jazzman |
posted 11-12-98 08:36 PM ET
Found fix to the over heating problem. New Ventalation system has been install but produces some that sound like ACKY BREAKY HEART when you fire the weapons. This alone should send a terror to the other troops, and might be a counter to the sonic weapons made by the enemy. Sonic proofing has been provided to the crew and all flight line personel must where cool headphones to safely operate on them. Production out. Helos reay to fly. |
| Tawdal |
posted 11-12-98 08:37 PM ET
So you've been talking about me in this thread and I've never been alerted of it? I do not shoot Boy Scouts. I have my robots rip their bones from their bodies and beat the survivors bloody. Regarding the posters, any photograph taken within 50 miles of a WDA agent (this includes satellites, which are in about 4 or 5 mile orbit) will have only a pre-chosen painting of a smiley face resembling the infamous mark.Thereby, no photographs can be taken of a WDA agent or operation. They are obvious frauds and the printers that created them are being executed as we speak. - TAWDAL |
| jsorense |
posted 11-12-98 08:51 PM ET
I would like to remind everyone that "The Sound of Music" has been unanimously declared an official atrocity within this forum. Adjust you jukebox arsenals accordingly. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-12-98 09:34 PM ET
I would also like to remind everyone that CWAL used barney, the SG's, & someone else(I forget), which are all equally as bad as "The Sounds of Music". I would also like to remind you, we are no longer affiliated with The Geneva Treaty, Convention, or any affiliates! I'd like to use the Mustang as our symbol. Bold, strong, independant. Represents us pretty good. Let's use ''Oh BoS!" as our national anthem. Awaiting yer approval Imran! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Talon |
posted 11-12-98 09:35 PM ET
Titans_Bane: I have moved Czar1 to a top-secret underground base. Somewhere in Mid-Michigan. You are to stay there until further notice. Be ready to equip your helos for the Prometheus project. -Talon |
| Larry Boy |
posted 11-12-98 11:43 PM ET
Can I be janitor please? (-8 |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-13-98 12:01 AM ET
Larry Boy, outlyr is the Janitor. By the way, the BoS 2 has opened. Post in there. |
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