posted 11-09-98 01:13 AM ET
The truth will never be known, for the truth is NOT out there. So you all better stop looking for it, because it's not out there!Well, who has it then??
Umm, errr, gee uhhh, err, Bill has the truth!! Let's get him!!
Bill, what are you doin' with the truth, give it back!!
(Bill gets beat up by the X-Files fanatics as YYYH silently laughs on)
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH