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Tawdal posted 11-07-98 03:05 PM ET
TAWDAL was just killed by a car when we went to get a taco. Here's why.
Hello, everybody on my ICQ list. I'd like to report that I'll be kicked off of the computer (and thereby the Internet) for at least 2 months because of the horrible crime of getting a good report card. I wish I could stay for longer, but my mother and father have decided that the best way to motivate me to do my schoolwork is to take away the only thing that I enjoy in this fu**ed up town. Well, see you later.
Bye-bye.
Sofielisk posted 11-07-98 03:09 PM ET
For all of you who are interested. CWAL is not stopping here.Fjorxc, DarkLight and myself are still here and we're trying to convince other CWALers to join us.
Sofielisk
"If you tolerate this then your children will be next."
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-07-98 04:38 PM ET
BAH!!! That's just an excuse!! Me & Imran's armies destroyed you!! Couldn't save yourself this time could you??
Congratulations Napoleon General, thanks to us the world is now safe for democracy.
To celebrate, we're having steak & beer.
YEA!!!
FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
NOTE: I'm retired until any force comes to challenge our right to be free.
SnowFire posted 11-07-98 07:17 PM ET
"because of the horrible crime of getting a good report card."
I don't understand. Wouldn't they kick you off if you got a bad report card, not a good one?
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-07-98 09:14 PM ET
Probably a typo. NIMadier General YYYH, Sharpe's forces are threatening us in the IIIS forum, get their pronto. Tawdel, congratulations on a good fight, but of course when a God and an enlightened hero, both being long veterns of the forum (Hey I'm YYYH's elder, Yeah! Maybe I should apply for God status), there is little chance of victory. Au revoir! (btw, I'm not French)
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-07-98 09:21 PM ET
I was already there Imran, I highly doubt a Napoleonic war loving, SMG fanatic could defeat a God, & a hero. Especially since we have all this high tech stuff!!
We request the IIIS's assistance in the complete & utter destruction of Sharpe, all his armies, & all his affiliates.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
DCA posted 11-08-98 12:41 AM ET
kill your parents..
Tawdal posted 11-08-98 01:14 AM ET
Tawdal's corpse decayed. It was mutilated by puzzled police officers. It was kicked around by schoolchildren and amused CAOers. (But the ever-ready freedom fighters have their hands on the receiver at all times, of course.)
Meanwhile, Tawdal's corpse was left in the middle of the road (Hunt Valley's sanitation department has been running slack lately.) and eventually was left to wildlife. The smarter animals -- wolves, bears, particularly sick human beings -- avoided consumption of the corpse, leaving it to a nearby ant colony. The meat was cleaned off of the bones, except for a particularly vital organ: The brain.
Only one ant seemed to enjoy the taste of Tawdal's evil, twisted brain. He ate much of it, but every bit he brought back to the subterranean tunnels for his colony was rejected by his fellow ants. It was decided by the small ant that he would be the only one to enjoy the juices inside of Tawdal's scrum-diddly-umptious brain.
Thus, things went according to plan for the World Domination Association's more necromanticly inclined cult, The Lords of Death and Cherries. TLDC took the ant in their homes and prayed for Tawdal, wishing for his spirit to live on inside of another form, yet hopefully not the ant.
Preferrably a cherry.
After much of this, the ant began to sense a change. The ant's mind was then promptly killed and Tawdal's demented mind surfaced. The cult was thanked by Tawdal, who wrote near-microscopic letters of gratitude to the cult members in his own little ant feces. Tawdal the ant was then brought to the scientific department of the WDA, who made him into a robotic ant, complete with full communication skills and weaponry, not to mention a shield generator, keeping Tawdal's frail segmented body from harm. He returned to the throne of the WDA and quickly said:
"Bring me the head of Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey. I want the unprepared CAO to be attacked. Don't stop at nuclear weaponry. And give me my taco."
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-08-98 01:33 PM ET
(The army of Connecticut(under the command of YYYH) & the army of Imran(think who commands it) are camped somewhere out west)
"Bah!! Tawdal is crushed, when will that mad fool realize when to give up. He's got civilian guerilla fighters attacking his lines, an assasin attempting his life every day, he's in the body of a freakin ant for Christs sake!"
"A mechanical ant sir."
"It's the bloody same thing, he's a god damn bug, & what do we do with bugs?"
"Wha-what sir??"
"We crush them!"
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
DJ RRebel posted 11-08-98 01:44 PM ET
Oh man .. that sucks ... I didn't get the chance to exchange posts with you, but my heart goes out to you ... I hope they let you back on in time for the demo !!!
Now you have to do really bad in school to convince them to reverse your decision ... tell them you're too depressed now and that your school work is suffering because of it or something to that effect !!!
Anyways, good luck to you !!!
DJ RRebel posted 11-08-98 01:46 PM ET
PS ... Napolian's white horse was aqua and not turquise !!!
Roland posted 11-09-98 06:29 AM ET
Pah...everyone knows it was pink with yellow dots!
DJ RRebel posted 11-09-98 06:34 AM ET
Roland ??? What's your obsession with pink tonight ??? lol
First Pink NIM .. now pink horses ???
I mean, you're not even in the right shade of colour !!! lol
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-09-98 05:25 PM ET
Ok, ok, I've gotten a women to settle it(seeing how they can see two different shades of blue, when all I see is blue), & Napoleons white horse was................WHITE!!!! Wow, I can't believe it.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Roland posted 11-10-98 12:46 PM ET
DJ: "Pink is my favorite obsession
pink goes so well with the fashion..."
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Author	Topic: TAWDAL's reign is over.
Tawdal	posted 11-07-98 03:05 PM ET TAWDAL was just killed by a car when we went to get a taco. Here's why. Hello, everybody on my ICQ list. I'd like to report that I'll be kicked off of the computer (and thereby the Internet) for at least 2 months because of the horrible crime of getting a good report card. I wish I could stay for longer, but my mother and father have decided that the best way to motivate me to do my schoolwork is to take away the only thing that I enjoy in this fu**ed up town. Well, see you later. Bye-bye.
Sofielisk	posted 11-07-98 03:09 PM ET For all of you who are interested. CWAL is not stopping here.Fjorxc, DarkLight and myself are still here and we're trying to convince other CWALers to join us. Sofielisk "If you tolerate this then your children will be next."
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-07-98 04:38 PM ET BAH!!! That's just an excuse!! Me & Imran's armies destroyed you!! Couldn't save yourself this time could you?? Congratulations Napoleon General, thanks to us the world is now safe for democracy. To celebrate, we're having steak & beer. YEA!!! FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH NOTE: I'm retired until any force comes to challenge our right to be free.
SnowFire	posted 11-07-98 07:17 PM ET "because of the horrible crime of getting a good report card." I don't understand. Wouldn't they kick you off if you got a bad report card, not a good one?
Imran Siddiqui	posted 11-07-98 09:14 PM ET Probably a typo. NIMadier General YYYH, Sharpe's forces are threatening us in the IIIS forum, get their pronto. Tawdel, congratulations on a good fight, but of course when a God and an enlightened hero, both being long veterns of the forum (Hey I'm YYYH's elder, Yeah! Maybe I should apply for God status), there is little chance of victory. Au revoir! (btw, I'm not French)
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-07-98 09:21 PM ET I was already there Imran, I highly doubt a Napoleonic war loving, SMG fanatic could defeat a God, & a hero. Especially since we have all this high tech stuff!! We request the IIIS's assistance in the complete & utter destruction of Sharpe, all his armies, & all his affiliates. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
DCA	posted 11-08-98 12:41 AM ET kill your parents..
Tawdal	posted 11-08-98 01:14 AM ET Tawdal's corpse decayed. It was mutilated by puzzled police officers. It was kicked around by schoolchildren and amused CAOers. (But the ever-ready freedom fighters have their hands on the receiver at all times, of course.) Meanwhile, Tawdal's corpse was left in the middle of the road (Hunt Valley's sanitation department has been running slack lately.) and eventually was left to wildlife. The smarter animals -- wolves, bears, particularly sick human beings -- avoided consumption of the corpse, leaving it to a nearby ant colony. The meat was cleaned off of the bones, except for a particularly vital organ: The brain. Only one ant seemed to enjoy the taste of Tawdal's evil, twisted brain. He ate much of it, but every bit he brought back to the subterranean tunnels for his colony was rejected by his fellow ants. It was decided by the small ant that he would be the only one to enjoy the juices inside of Tawdal's scrum-diddly-umptious brain. Thus, things went according to plan for the World Domination Association's more necromanticly inclined cult, The Lords of Death and Cherries. TLDC took the ant in their homes and prayed for Tawdal, wishing for his spirit to live on inside of another form, yet hopefully not the ant. Preferrably a cherry. After much of this, the ant began to sense a change. The ant's mind was then promptly killed and Tawdal's demented mind surfaced. The cult was thanked by Tawdal, who wrote near-microscopic letters of gratitude to the cult members in his own little ant feces. Tawdal the ant was then brought to the scientific department of the WDA, who made him into a robotic ant, complete with full communication skills and weaponry, not to mention a shield generator, keeping Tawdal's frail segmented body from harm. He returned to the throne of the WDA and quickly said: "Bring me the head of Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey. I want the unprepared CAO to be attacked. Don't stop at nuclear weaponry. And give me my taco."
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-08-98 01:33 PM ET (The army of Connecticut(under the command of YYYH) & the army of Imran(think who commands it) are camped somewhere out west) "Bah!! Tawdal is crushed, when will that mad fool realize when to give up. He's got civilian guerilla fighters attacking his lines, an assasin attempting his life every day, he's in the body of a freakin ant for Christs sake!" "A mechanical ant sir." "It's the bloody same thing, he's a god damn bug, & what do we do with bugs?" "Wha-what sir??" "We crush them!" Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
DJ RRebel	posted 11-08-98 01:44 PM ET Oh man .. that sucks ... I didn't get the chance to exchange posts with you, but my heart goes out to you ... I hope they let you back on in time for the demo !!! Now you have to do really bad in school to convince them to reverse your decision ... tell them you're too depressed now and that your school work is suffering because of it or something to that effect !!! Anyways, good luck to you !!!
DJ RRebel	posted 11-08-98 01:46 PM ET PS ... Napolian's white horse was aqua and not turquise !!!
Roland	posted 11-09-98 06:29 AM ET Pah...everyone knows it was pink with yellow dots!
DJ RRebel	posted 11-09-98 06:34 AM ET Roland ??? What's your obsession with pink tonight ??? lol First Pink NIM .. now pink horses ??? I mean, you're not even in the right shade of colour !!! lol
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-09-98 05:25 PM ET Ok, ok, I've gotten a women to settle it(seeing how they can see two different shades of blue, when all I see is blue), & Napoleons white horse was................WHITE!!!! Wow, I can't believe it. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Roland	posted 11-10-98 12:46 PM ET DJ: "Pink is my favorite obsession pink goes so well with the fashion..."