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OHIO: The topic that will never die
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| Author | Topic: OHIO: The topic that will never die |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-04-98 11:32 PM ET  
I don't think that OHIO exists, I live there |
| Pudz |
posted 11-05-98 12:10 AM ET
uhhh Scientists make problems, that's why you need engineer's to solve them |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-05-98 01:14 AM ET
I don't think The Ace of Spades exists. Why? Because in poker games, everyone but me gets it! I have got to stop calling it wild! |
| SnowFire |
posted 11-05-98 02:58 AM ET
I'll play poker with anyone, let's do it 7 card double draw aces&faces wild with a pinochle deck. If you DON'T get a royal straight flush you've probably lost... |
| Zan Thrax |
posted 11-05-98 03:27 AM ET
Of course, Ohio will never die. Only things that exist can cease to exist. |
| Roland |
posted 11-05-98 06:27 AM ET
Ohio... Ohio... what was the problem with Ohio ? Ah yes, never test a warp drive in non-existing places, or you'll end up in an I club... "Are we dead, or is this Ohio ?" |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-05-98 05:14 PM ET
I'm up for a game SnowFire! So, should I drive there, or do you wanna drive here?? FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-05-98 11:44 PM ET
Yeah Im a buckeye! Hail to OHIO! Cincy rocks! clevelands ok toledo sucks wang... YEAH! but, unfortunately, many of you may never see the grandeur of Ohio, only me, and possibly Spoe, since he seems to have bridged the gap from the KEntuckian wasteland to the OHian void. |
| Jarke |
posted 11-06-98 03:21 AM ET
Well, lets think about this logically. Have you ever met anyone from OHIO? I sure as Heck haven't. I think its jsut a big government conspiracy to make our country look bigger on maps. When you get to the border, they stop you and take you to a secret government fascility in Oregon, where they brain wash you and make you think you were in Ohio. So, if you ever meet anyone from Ohio, don't trust them, they're a government agent. Oh yes, I also think Broccoli should be a member of the UN security council. |
| DCA |
posted 11-06-98 04:04 AM ET
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different. |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-07-98 01:54 AM ET
I represent melange smoking fanatic cybernetically enhanced free range chicken-priests that are in the Service of Nim and the Olympians. I think that my people deserve a seat in the council, and if not, we will bitch and moan and bitch until people ignore us even more. |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-07-98 01:55 AM ET
that last post doesn't make much sense, but its late, and you should look who its coming from... |
| BigER |
posted 11-10-98 11:18 AM ET
OHIO the Birth place of NYM. OH no it is out, they now know were his heart lies. It is only a matter of time before NYM is sent back to HYLL. |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-10-98 08:43 PM ET
no, NYM is in OIHO, not OHIO. |
| BigER |
posted 11-11-98 12:33 PM ET
Ah, no you have been deluded by the blind NIMers Ohio is indeed the birth place of NYM. Just look in a bowl of three way chilli for the wisdom of NYM. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-11-98 01:36 PM ET
DAAAD!! Haven't we stood in 5 different states long enough! NO! |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-11-98 02:35 PM ET
Oddly enough, when I try to describe a three way to out of towners, they give me sick looks and call me a pervert. Anyway, I go for the four way bean most of the time, along with the occasional footlong coney. Damn good. |
| BigER |
posted 11-11-98 02:49 PM ET
And thus another NYMer is born. The truth marches on. Chilli the food of the Gods of NYM |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-11-98 03:01 PM ET
Im not a nymer. Im the head fanatic of Nim, and YOU WILL BE CLEANSED! J_I_H_A_D_!_!_! |
| Roland |
posted 11-12-98 05:08 AM ET
Hey, Yo: Funny, I've just seen that simpsons' episode. Another good one: "Remember, the car is parked on the itchy lot, not the scratchy lot..." |
| Venom |
posted 11-19-98 07:53 PM ET
Don't worry YYYH, I know when my name is spoken. Plus I've sworn to return the forums everyday, even if it is only to post 1 message. There is a whole new generation here that needs my influence. I can't deprive them of that. |
| BigER |
posted 11-12-98 01:32 PM ET
NYM can not be cleansed foolish mortal. You have been NYMed and you don't even know it. Hehehehehehehehe! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-12-98 06:34 PM ET
"Marge Simpson, your son has been taken into custody by park officials, also, your older, fatter, balder son has been taken in to."  ***************** "Oh, I wish there was just a pit I could crawl into & die!" "Ok boys, throw into the hole!" "Oh, I was kidding, it's an expresion, sheez!" Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| BigER |
posted 11-17-98 11:29 AM ET
doh! I like that Simpsons episode where it's at night all the time and there is this axe murderer guy and he kills everyone and..... oh wait that was Friday the 13th. doh! |
| Roland |
posted 11-17-98 12:14 PM ET
Axe murderers ? Please, leave them to me, please, please, please! I still got some Canterbury tales from the original massacre.... |
| BigER |
posted 11-17-98 03:17 PM ET
OK Roland you can have them all, just be careful, they can be unpredictable at times. Oh and never turn your back on them! |
| Ultra SupremePaco |
posted 11-17-98 05:36 PM ET
Homer : "No problem. I've gathered, processed, and sent your product to all the retailers in Springfield." Hippies: "There weren't nearly enough vegetables to finish, Homer..." Homer: "I just used the ones under the camoflauge net." Hippies: "Um... Homer... those were our... personal vegetables..." ~Paco |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-17-98 05:47 PM ET
gotta love paoti..... |
| BigER |
posted 11-17-98 05:55 PM ET
Ummmmm OK? |
| Venom |
posted 11-17-98 06:18 PM ET
Well I recognize some of the faces here. How's everyone doing. Roland, YYYH...I trust you are well. As for this thread, I hate it when people get off topic |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 11-17-98 06:30 PM ET
(DHE takes Venom and places him in a deep frier, turning him into a crispy critter.) sorry, its the whisky posting.........yeah... |
| Venom |
posted 11-18-98 04:11 PM ET
Fry me DHE! Ha, that's a good joke. People like me don't get fried. |
| BigER |
posted 11-18-98 04:42 PM ET
That's right Venom is a Tea toadler. Ummm I think? Or was that JB? OK never mind. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-18-98 08:17 PM ET
Wow, a Venom post. Long time no see Venom, & it'll probably be like that again, since you'll never read this thread again. So why do I bother posting. Oh well. I've been keeping well, though I should pay more attention to that gibberish my mom was talkin about. Something about the Peoples Communist Movement, I dunno, or care. She hasn't been quite right in the head, since the.......'incident' Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Spoe |
posted 11-18-98 09:14 PM ET
Well, at least she's not voting then, eh, YYYH? |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-18-98 11:56 PM ET
Yeah, that's probably the reason. The communist party just doesn't get enough votes here. I'm all for that! Stupid commie mom! My dad's equally as crazy, yesterday he was yelling at the cats for being too lazy, then he proceeded to call the birds "Unemployed, & still taking vacations in the south!" Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, (NOTE: That's not true I hope you all noticed by now, I tend to think of myself as the only really crazy one in my family. BUt now that I think about it, I'm probably the 'white sheep" in a family of "black sheep". I think I'm definately getting to CA pretty soon, I hate having to yell to talk to my great uncle, but then getting yelled at by my great aunt for yelling. Arghhh.) |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 11-19-98 02:07 AM ET
Hey, Venpm was here!! and I missed it  . I always miss cool things. Haven't really heard from him in a while. Hello, remember me! Oh well, I'm glad the Commie's don't get more votes. Capitalism Rocks!!Imran Siddiqui |
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