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Topic: The real I club, accept no substitutes
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MikeH II |
posted 11-03-98 09:45 AM ET
This is a club of many corners. It has a bar, a Juke box with too much rock. A rule against carrying weapons, some funky costumes, A pool table, four mutant ninja cookies. You can get any drink in the world and it has a party tank. Don't forget the lava lamps.MikeH sits at the door waiting to chastise the first person to try and sneak a weapon in. If you want to post in here you need to have at least 0 posts. That's right anyone can post here.
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 09:49 AM ET
To hell with it!(YYYH strides confidently in with his BAR in plain view of the reincarnation of MikeH, MikeH continues drinking as YYYH places it in corner 291.) Kadul, Kabaf, Jutaghre, SMAC, SidMeier, Actung!!! (A forcefield appears around corners 290, 291, & 292) (YYYH then throws MikeH $22000(just pretend that was a 'pounds' sign!) ) |
MikeH II
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posted 11-03-98 09:52 AM ET
"Yo, I might not be around that much this week so do you want to look after the club when I'm not here?"Mike waves away Yo's force field. "Same deal as before?" |
Tolls
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posted 11-03-98 09:55 AM ET
Typical flash American, waving his dosh around and thinking it'll get him anything...won't wash with _you_ will it, Mike...Mike?...Mike?...stop drooling over that money!...have some standards... |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 09:55 AM ET
Sure Ill take care of it MikeH, do I get any money!?!?No Damn
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DJ RRebel
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posted 11-03-98 09:57 AM ET
DJ RRebel rolls through the door in his brand new Hover Tank ... Do you consider this a weapon ??? |
MikeH II
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posted 11-03-98 09:57 AM ET
I need the money to pay for My phone bill now I'm at home, what do you mean 'peak rates' oops better go, maybe see you all later. I expect this club to be on 100 by the time I next post. |
MikeH II
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posted 11-03-98 09:58 AM ET
And a hover tank isn't a weapon unless you arm it, you have oh well let's have a hovertank race. |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 10:00 AM ET
$45 on the red tank!! |
DJ RRebel
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posted 11-03-98 10:17 AM ET
Yo .. thanks .. my tank has the Canadian Red and White flag painted on it ... I'm glad you're rooting for me !!!  It's the ultra deluxe super duper alpha prime excaliber mega king kameya hyperdrived ultra zippididuda massively destructive version with a time travel vortex conductive canon that creates an implosive force so destructive (associated with time travel vortexes ... duh) within it's target that it's targets are actually destroyed before they are targeted ... in other words, it's really really cool !!! |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 10:23 AM ET
I lost you after "it's the ultra....."  |
Roland
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posted 11-03-98 11:09 AM ET
DJ, may hover tank is way cooler! First, it's a party tank, second, it's got beer granades (I'm allowed to have them as part of I club security). |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 11:13 AM ET
Beer Grenades?? You gotta fire vodka shells out of it!!!(YYYH takes his bulldozer & plows a huge 4 km highway through the I club for the races. Strangely, at the end of the highway, you still can't see the other side of the club.) (YYYH then runs out, then drives back in on a hover-bike) Gentleman, lets race! |
Roland
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posted 11-03-98 11:23 AM ET
No, beer grenades are just fine. Humane and tasty. I'm talking european beer here, so to fight non-americans, I'd have to take out the vodka shells...  |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 11:36 AM ET
How about a cannon that fires Whiskey-shot. That could do some good.(YYYH takes out a 12 lb Napoleon cannon, circa 1862, & starts firing whiskey shot into the oncoming rednecks.) |
Roland
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posted 11-03-98 11:38 AM ET
I think wodka shrapnels are in breach of the geneva convention...1862 ? Nappie III ? |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 12:12 PM ET
Well, we'll just see about that!(YYYH takes out a large group of papers labeled "Geneva Convention" & puts a lighter under them, the large mass of papers, along with all hope of preventing atrocities is burned.) Now, 100 hours of The Sound of Music is legal!!!  Yeah Roland, the Napoleon cannons were named for Napoleon III. They were one of the main cannons in the American Civil War. (YYYH gets a cannon team to fire the Whiskey-shot into the rednecks while he gets drunk of whatever's inside the vodka shells) |
MikeH II
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posted 11-03-98 12:48 PM ET
MikeH is on the line waiting for the otheres to bring their hover tanks up to the start. He has got a Mark 4 Supercharged engine in it. |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 12:49 PM ET
(YYYH brings his hover-bike up to the line, ready to race it against Mike) |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 12:52 PM ET
Oh yeah the engine. YYYH has a 122222200029286473843 horse-power engine, anti-gravity capabilities, anti-matter grenades, & some vodka shells on it. |
BigER
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posted 11-03-98 01:15 PM ET
Hey, Mike, Yo, Roland, Reb et al. I see the lava lamps finally came forward without manual labour involved! Great place guys. By the By I have 1000 yards of paisly print curtains where would you like them hung?
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 01:52 PM ET
Ummm, go ahead & hang em over corners 3110-4562. They could use some decoration!!Is anyone racing or what, me & Mike have been sitting here on the highway line waiting to race with someone else!! |
Thomas A Stobie
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posted 11-03-98 02:51 PM ET
Enough with these damn usless threads! That's what killed the forums over the past 2 weeks. Post ON TOPIC you damn morons and keep the topics related to SMAC! |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 02:53 PM ET
I have a DEEP feeling that was not the real Thomas A Stobie!! |
Thomas A Stobie
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posted 11-03-98 02:55 PM ET
So, someone lonely has assumed your pals identity. Sorry. |
Venom
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posted 11-03-98 04:32 PM ET
Wheeeeeee! A brand spanking new building to put holes in. I so glad to be here.Do I have to leave all my armaments at the door? |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 04:43 PM ET
No, you're allowed to bring em in Venom. Just dont cause to many holes, my godlike powers can only fix so much!!Is anyone else racing hivertanks or not, ok screw it! (YYYH withdraws his hover bike & goes to corner 291 to get drunk) |
Venom
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posted 11-03-98 04:46 PM ET
I don't have a tank, I'll just race on my feet. I'm pretty fast.Oooh, we get to keep our god powers too, Awesome. |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 04:56 PM ET
You're fast too?? Ok then, Ill race you on foot!!Yeah, we get to keep the godlike powers, they were too fun to give up. |
AUH20
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posted 11-03-98 07:14 PM ET
I love my godlike powers!
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 07:33 PM ET
Too bad Borodino never had them!! I wanted to see what the lowly & humble paladin would say when he finally transcended! That woulda been cool to read! Hey, do you all remember Peter's Box on Olympus??? Nope, oh well. (YYYH freezes the highway with his powers, then grabs his sled & dives down the road, waiting to see when the low friction of the ice will stop him.) |
AUH20
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posted 11-03-98 07:42 PM ET
PHOOM! CRAAAAASHHHHHHH!Happy Election Day! |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-03-98 08:32 PM ET
Ahh yes election day. My dad voted this morning, 'round 8AM. But, my lazy-ass mom didnt wanna vote, even though she's registered!! Then she wonders whats wrong with this country, we aren't voicing our opinions, that brings us one step closer to tyrrany. But since there are no politics in the I club, I wont discuss anymore. But then again there aren't 'supposed' to be any guns in here either.  '' |
Spoe
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posted 11-03-98 08:57 PM ET
I tried to vote, but they wouldn't let me. I moved across town a couple of months back and apparently when the reregistered me at my new address it was after the registration deadline for this year. |
Roland
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posted 11-04-98 05:31 AM ET
I'm glad that here, voters are registered automatically...Whatever happened to TAS ? BTW, my hover party tank is too drunk for races.. for now... sorry! |
Roland
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posted 11-04-98 02:01 PM ET
Hmm.. someone closed this I club ? Did I miss something ? I feel so LONELY in here. Well, at least the bar's still open... |
Imran Siddiqui
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posted 11-04-98 04:52 PM ET
Hmm, the Expansion I Club was a grand experiment, but I like the mainland club better for some reason. Where was I? Yes, the Election of I Club head. So far YYYH and I am running, who else? |
Spoe
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posted 11-04-98 04:58 PM ET
Eh, registration here is automatic as well, when you renew your driver's license. I just did it too late for the current election(just haven't been in the district long enough). |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-04-98 05:19 PM ET
If I'm elected I'll turn this place into a dictatorship, & make you all my mindless slave zombies!!(The monitor goes off) YYYH: You see, THAT it what Imran is planning to do with you all, I will make this place better for all. Ill clear out the smoke in the corners, grow some beer trees(which my scientists are engineering right now!)so the beer will be plentiful forever. I'll Set up a tarriff, because ProSMAC sales are dropping, I'll slaughter all the I clubs enemies(we have none now, but I'll make some!! ) Best of all, I'll make sure to build 50,000 more corners added onto the infinite we have now!! FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH |
BigER
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posted 11-04-98 05:50 PM ET
I've got a spare Bolo in corner /dev/control/inet.rc Anyone want to ride that! Cheers!
Election day in the ol' USof A....sigh what a sham, what a waiste of tax payers money
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Imran Siddiqui
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posted 11-04-98 08:14 PM ET
YYYH, that was a nasty ad campaign, especially sice we've become allies. Nasty ads are no way to run a campaign. (Imran destroys all these negative ads). I run under the platform of more beer for all, and other interesting things, since now I've gained magical powers and have become the Mage of the New Test Forum. |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-04-98 09:09 PM ET
Yeah, it was a pretty nasty ad campaign. Oh well, that's politics for you.YYYH to reporter: Psss, Imran is in a secret relationship with an ugly, short, country girl with a plastic nose!! Reporter: What a scoop!  Ok, I'll stop the nasty ad campaigns, ONLY because we're allies now! Oh yeah, I'm a God, so I don't need magelike powers, in fact mages are weak compared to me!!!  |
BigER
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posted 11-04-98 09:17 PM ET
I'm alergic to yellow faced gits, smily or any other kind. AHHH choooo! get that smily face away from me.....dambit.
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-04-98 09:50 PM ET
Sorry BigER! oops! |
AUH20
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posted 11-04-98 10:04 PM ET
I think it's god-awful for people to call serious discussion of governent in a parlimentary session partisan bickering. As far as showhorses-that's why we need term limits. |
SnowFire
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posted 11-05-98 02:29 AM ET
 sorry BigE, we're all embarrassed at YYYH's senseless smiles, like this . We're most unhappy and will fight for your freedom forver! .Huh? Achoo? |
Heckler
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posted 11-05-98 08:59 AM ET
Heckler wanders in and surveys the club."Phew it stinks of beer in here" He then meanders over the corner 557 and taps something on the control pad at his wrist. Corner 557 promptly vanishes. You hear his disembodied voice calling "Hehehe now I have my very own corner! Soon all corners will be under my controll. By the way wheres the scotch?" |
The DirectorGeneral
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posted 11-05-98 09:41 AM ET
BigER : You've got a Bolo in here ?!?! uhmm.. The Hellbore cannons aren't online are they?Man, I need to go back and read those books again... Keith Laumer's Stuff is really good. As for the Races, all I have is one of those nasty Martian flying machines from "War of the Worlds", And they are kind of slow... Oh, well, I'm heading back to shadowy corner #665.9999 . For some reason, It's allways nice and warm over there...  |
Tolls
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posted 11-05-98 09:56 AM ET
Tolls strides in, setting off fireworks, and lights a bonfire, on top of which sits Maggie Thatcher in effigy..."Remember, remember, The Fifth of November, Gunpowder, Treason and Plot!" BANG...BOOM...WHEEEEEE....  |
Roland
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posted 11-05-98 10:18 AM ET
Yeah, burn, Maggie, burn![The bonfire starts, but it doesn't seem to have any effect] Damn iron witch, where's that melting point ? |
Tolls
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posted 11-05-98 10:37 AM ET
How disappointing... I knew she was tough to get rid of, but this is ridiculous!Her and her old cronies were defending Pinochet last week saying he was an OK guy...mad...totally bonkers... |
Roland
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posted 11-05-98 10:46 AM ET
Just another reason to put her into that nice furnace... |
Imran Siddiqui
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posted 11-05-98 12:41 PM ET
Yes, YYYH, you are much more powerful than me, seeing as you're a post God. However, I haven't reached God level, yet. Hmm, since we all had to re-register doesn't that mean that no one is a God. So I'm the Mage of the Test Forums and Napoleon General of the Grand Army. |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-05-98 05:08 PM ET
Stupid Thatcher. Dumb, stupid, moron, bitch.No, no, no, no, no!! You don't burn witches, you throw water on them, ala, The Wizard of Oz. (YYYH throws a bucket of water on M Thatcher, she doesnt even melt then) Damn! How do you kill this bitch! excuse my profanity!  |
BigER
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posted 11-06-98 02:06 PM ET
Ahhh choooo....scuse me.First you put her in the water up to her nose if she floats shes a witch. "She turned me into a gnut" "But you're not a gnut" "I got better" Ahhhh choooooo......bless me. |
DCA
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posted 11-06-98 05:19 PM ET
Ah, the good old I-club. Free drinks, great music, no fanatics (well, depends on how you see it, of course).If there ever was a witch that should burn, Maggie Thatcher is she. Burn, witch, burn. DCA, Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want. |
Imran Siddiqui
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posted 11-07-98 04:08 AM ET
What? As a Conservative, I shall object to this burning on Margeret Thatcher an calling her a witch. Absurd!! She doesn't weigh as much as a duck, what wrong with you? Didn't you weigh her against a duck. Shame on You!NIMran Siddiqui |
BigER
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posted 11-07-98 07:24 PM ET
BigE puts on "Pretty fly for a white guy""Now he's getin a tatoo he's getin ink done....." opps work calls. |
BKK the Mentat
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posted 11-08-98 08:20 PM ET
Hey, I'll bet that none of you are sober enough by post 75 to trust me with a laser scalpel.Accordingly BKK brings 6 kegs of Tequila. |
SnowFire
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posted 11-09-98 12:22 AM ET
After extensive examination, M. Thatcher weighs as much as duck. But the water didn't kill her because only fairy tale witchs due of water, real witches swim in them. So we're throwing her into the "pond" as the British call it, and seeing if she can swim the icy North Atlantic to safety. If she doesn't make it, oh well, we'll be dreadfully sorry... dreadfully...My marching band just won Chapter I Group III championships! Bwahaha! We're 3rd seed for Atlantic Coast Championships, where bands from all the chapters will be competing. It was close, we got a 95.2, #4 got a 85.15, and #5 got a 95.1 (and the top seed got a 96.2, and #2 a 96.1). Let's have a party! Non-alcoholic, of course... |
DJ RRebel
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posted 11-09-98 01:16 AM ET
Waving to all of you from the finish line !!!  I guess I won !!! |
DJ RRebel
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posted 11-09-98 01:18 AM ET
DJ RRebel enters the club again with his same hover tank ... ok guys lets race ...3 ... 2 ... 1 ... GO !!! On go DJ RRebel shoots his own tank with its time travel vortex cannon and arrives in the past with enough time to make it to the finish line before the race actually started !!!  |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-09-98 01:20 AM ET
YEA! A party!!(YYYH spikes the punch, the orange juice, the coca-cola, the coffee, well pretty much every non-alcoholic drink at the party, some alcoholic ones as well.) (YYYH then grabs the milk & gets drunk in several minutes) (In his drunken rage he starts singing KoRn's 'Got the Life', though his voice is so bad, they are forced to knock him unconscious with a cartoon anvil) Such pretty bird....wait now deer.......now, Sids?? |
DJ RRebel
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posted 11-09-98 01:21 AM ET
BTW ... Thatcher may not weigh as much as a witch, but she falls into exception 97B.124.56A1 subsection 37Alpha.3271486A.AB.BA.BB.ABC ... If she looks like a witch and talks like a witch but doesn't weigh as much as a witch, then it's still two out of three and she's still a witch !!! She must be one !!! lol |
DJ RRebel
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posted 11-09-98 01:22 AM ET
What ??? YYYH ??? No stars ??? |
DJ RRebel
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posted 11-09-98 01:26 AM ET
Ummm .. that post about Thatcher should have read ... well .. just replace the "witch"'s with "Duck"'s ... except for at the end ... Oh geezz did I just kill a perfectly good joke ... ok .. I'll retype it properly for effect !!!  Thatcher may not weigh as much as a duck, but she falls into exception 97B.124.56A1 subsection 37Alpha.3271486A.AB.BA.BB.ABC of the definition of a witch >>> If she looks like a duck and talks like a duck but doesn't weigh as much as a duck, then it's still two out of three and she's still a witch !!! Ummm .. ok .. never mind !!!  |
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Imran Siddiqui
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posted 11-09-98 01:53 AM ET
I am the I Club.  Btw, there is a reason why I'm saying I'm NIM and the I Club. It shall come out soon. |
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MikeH II
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posted 11-09-98 06:18 AM ET
MikeH II announces his candidature for the I club elections and immediately gains a 99.99% share of the vote. |
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DJ RRebel
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posted 11-09-98 06:25 AM ET
I abstain from voting until I see everyone involved's proposed budgets !!!You better not tax us too high !!! Or the citizens will revolt !!! Geezz did I ever hate it when that happened !!! lol |
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Roland
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posted 11-09-98 11:10 AM ET
DJ, there are no taxes in the I club. And no taxis, just witches.My vote for MikeH (II)! |
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MikeH II
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posted 11-09-98 11:17 AM ET
"When you rig an election never give yourself 100% of the vote, someone is bound to have voted against you."MikeH I-clubgate enquiry. I am the founder ruler so I'll go along with this democratic sham. Policies: Free drinks, Free food, Variable jukebox, No more Sound of Music, No Weapons, Party tank open 24 hours a day, Cookie service with a grimace, Dead bartender mystery every day for the inquisitive. Results in so far: Austria - landslide for MikeH 100% of the vote.
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BigER
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posted 11-09-98 12:11 PM ET
Mike can I have some of what you are smoking? One of the lava Lamps just erupted spueing lava all over corner 937b. Oh, you mean you didn't realize that these were real LAVA lamps. Sorry.
Ummmm.....it's getting a bit hot in here would someone mind turning on the air conditioning. |
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MikeH II
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posted 11-09-98 12:19 PM ET
Smoking? Oh no! looks like that lava set fire to my brand new Wizards robes. Mike H rushes off to submerge himself in the I club swimming pool. Aaaaah! |
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BigER
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posted 11-09-98 02:12 PM ET
opps sorry about that chief.Here have my brand new plate armour. It's all white gold filagree with a giant half moon crest. It comes with a claymore and dirk. Oh it's size XXXL I hope that is ok. |
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-09-98 05:15 PM ET
Ummm, how deep is that I Club pool Mike?? I don't swim in anything deeper than 9 feet. Ok, so I'm a horrible swimmer, lay off!!(YYYH sprays the fire extinguisher on the rotting body of Sporty, just to see what it looks like) Cool, anyone up for a game of football?? American, or the rest of the world(soccer)?? I prefer soccer (YYYH takes the soccer ball & starts practicing his position of right defender against some robot soccer players) Damn, their AI is too good, why did I have Sid design them, they keep getting past me!! Believe me, ask anyone on opposing soccer teams in my state, the prefer heading down the left side.  (YYYH continues trying to stop the robot soccer players, meanwhile ax murderer #3728 lurks nearby) |
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BigER
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posted 11-10-98 11:25 AM ET
Perhaps some Thin Lizy is in order. Ah yes that's it "THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN"The party tanks are rockin and the new Neon I club sign looks way cool. Party on dudes. wait what is that black light NYM sign doing over there in corner 1066-something about NYM of the ages. Oh this is troublesome. |
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Roland
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posted 11-10-98 01:41 PM ET
Yo: where's the difference, 9ft deep or 100 ? Enough for drowning, anyway... |
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MikeH II
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posted 11-10-98 01:48 PM ET
you can drown in a couple of inches of water too, it's just easier to get out of. |
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-10-98 05:19 PM ET
The difference, well, I can get out of 9 feet easier than 100 feet. Plus, in 9 feet, I'm only 3 feet from the top. 9 is the minimum safety limit for diving too!You can't swim in a couple inches of water.... Your faithful & hell-bent, AHH, ahh, what is that NOOOO!!!!!!, YYYH |
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SnowFire
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posted 11-10-98 07:10 PM ET
bah. I swim with the speed and grace of rock. I'll stay over here drinking apple juice and poring over ancient tomes on NYM and how it was defeated so long ago, that we might be able to defeat it now. |
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BigER
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posted 11-11-98 12:15 PM ET
The secret is in the special sause. |
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-11-98 12:20 PM ET
The Special sauce isn't really special. All it is, is some mayo left on the roof for one day. |
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BigER
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posted 11-11-98 02:37 PM ET
not that sauce "The special sause"the NYM sause. |
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SnowFire
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posted 11-11-98 03:08 PM ET
Hmmm... it seems a HazMat team came in and cleaned out the kitchen for health violations. I guess all the NYM sauce, special or not, is gone. What a shame (though I feel sorry for those HazMat guys...). |
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Heckler
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posted 11-12-98 10:10 PM ET
Yeah pity about the kitchen but they couldn't just nuke it who knows what would have happened. One question if weapons aren't allowed why is YYYH allowed in? Are you saying you can somehow get all of them off him?Heckler who checked both knives and his pistol at the door (no matter how annoyed I was about it.) |
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Kirel
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posted 11-13-98 08:16 AM ET
I wonder why everyone is so crazy about weapons??Magic cannot be left at the door,and a nice fireball blows up the back door just as nice as any bazooka (Pizza ammo or elswere)of your choice. Oh and by the way,some call me...TIM  |
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MikeH II
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posted 11-13-98 09:20 AM ET
The no weapons rule was introduced to try and limit the amount of carnage in the club, the C series clubs were full of shooting and the I clubs were formed right after the rebellion so there was a bit of history there.Glad to help, MikeH founder I clubs. |
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BigER
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posted 11-13-98 11:33 AM ET
Mike, I ummmm hate to bring this up, but those tanks have cannon! SHhhhh maybe they won't notice. |
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Roland
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posted 11-13-98 11:38 AM ET
Don't worry, that's just my party tank with the beer grenades. I was allowed to keep it as part of I club security, which is, however, a contradiction in itself. |
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MikeH II
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posted 11-13-98 01:28 PM ET
I know but they are good for racing. |
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outlyr242 the rebirth
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posted 11-13-98 06:18 PM ET
Doobie-Do-Be-Do |
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BigER
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posted 11-13-98 06:49 PM ET
I would like to toast the janitor Devine for keeping this place spotless..Cheers! Oh and How about that Bolo in the corner? can we keep him please please please. |
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BigER
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posted 11-13-98 06:58 PM ET
Maybe I should reword that "I would like to propose a toast to the Janitor Devine"I mean just because I have a flamethrower in my corner doesn't mean.....I mean I would never....Ummmmmm... You get the idea. |
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-13-98 07:42 PM ET
I say we give him another raise!! Three cheers for the Janitor Divine!! Hip, hip HOORAH!!! Hip, hip, HOORAH!!! Hip hip HOORAH!!! NIMadier, YYYH |
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SnowFire
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posted 11-14-98 02:34 PM ET
Yes, it was quite unfair that MikeH came and denied the raise you proposed back in August YYYH.Let's try and set the new record for most posts with the I club and beat out the Brotherhood of Sid. And oh yes, can I set up the new club after that to celebrate my impending godhood? -SnowFire, hell-bent destroyer of NYM |
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 11-14-98 03:26 PM ET
Yeah, Mike mumbled something about SuperProSMAC sales dropping down or something like that so he couldn;t afford to pay outlyr, but I robbed a bank & I think he was able to give outlyr a small raise IIRC.This cannot pass out the BoS, because I said so. Ok, if you want to we can. <<If I thought of this idea for a club, no one would of replied >> Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH |
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MikeH II
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posted 11-16-98 12:16 PM ET
I club announcement:Janitor salary doubled. Enjoy. |
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BigER
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posted 11-16-98 12:28 PM ET
Whoopee! Drinks on the Janitor! |
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Imran Siddiqui
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posted 11-16-98 12:39 PM ET
So, A summary of what's gone on in here, since I've been away?Imran Siddiqui |
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SnowFire
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posted 11-16-98 05:57 PM ET
This is the I club XVII, and I forget what happened at the previous ones. One was called "The Destruction of Domk," I forget what the one after was called.Newsflash: As regards to the Atlantic Coast Championship competition we were at yesterday, we won! First time in school history, too (closest we got 2nd in '91 and 4th in '92, and 7th in '97). In my senior year too, no better way to go out. Ah yes. |
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posted 11-16-98 06:15 PM ET
I bow down to the might I club and its inhabitants for help. YYYH and Talon, both power-mad, are trying to destroy me and take my Brotherhood of Sid. I wish your help. To all who oppose tyranny, join me and rid the forums of these power-mad monsters. Snowfire, MikeH, Outlyr, Roland, my friends I beg you for help. |
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posted 11-16-98 09:38 PM ET
Huh? I haven't read the BoS files recently. I'll check them out andd see what the problem is... then you'll get your decision Imran.To celebrate our victory I put our show on continuous loop in the jukebox. |
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Tawdal
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posted 11-16-98 10:51 PM ET
I guess I'm not your friend anymore, Imran? Read my recent post in Brotherhood of Sid III thread. It will prove to your benefit.- TAWDAL The Amazing World Democracy Advocate Lawyer |
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posted 11-17-98 07:11 AM ET
Imran: I am a simple songwriter in the BoS I may write a song of support.BigE: Drinks are free but if the Janitor wants to go to the bar I'm all for it! |
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posted 11-17-98 11:12 AM ET
sotovocha -> I know Mike, but if he thinks he is the man of the hour then he won't mind so much after we trash the place and he has to clean up. Imran - there is a Mercenary club just down the street - go hire some mercenaries and take back leadership - That's how any self respecting Dictator would do it. Junta, man Junta! |
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