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Mortis posted 11-02-98 10:12 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis   Click Here to Email Mortis  
Thats right, y'all gonna git a taste of your own medicine.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-02-98 10:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
(YYYH takes his saber out of his sheath & charges his brigade, the 22nd Connecticut into the club. He orders them to pillage & burn the club, which they promptly do. As YYYH watches the burning ashes of the club, he exclaims: I love clubs!!!)

Sorry Mortis, you could rebuild it in the time it takes to type out that you rebuilt it!!

Mortis posted 11-02-98 10:55 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
Hahahahhahaha! You pittiful fools! What you destroyed was just the lobby and the bar. You missed the secret enterance to the realy. Club. May the anty-club Club prevail.

Mortis,
Head Honcho of the "I hate clubs" Club,
Prince of darkness and co-proprioter of Hell,
Head of the anti-capitalist movement,
Chairman & CEO of Mortis Corps.

BKK the Mentat posted 11-02-98 10:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BKK the Mentat  Click Here to Email BKK the Mentat     
To end this turmoil,BKK chucks an anti-matter grenade at yyyh and Mortis.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-02-98 11:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Since YYYH is a god, the anti-matter bomb does nothing, he also ressurects Mortis from the dead

YYYH then leaves the anti-club & goes to play anti-SMAC

RyanR posted 11-03-98 02:14 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for RyanR  Click Here to Email RyanR     
Settle down. Lets resolve our differences.

-RyanR

Supreme _Dictator_ of the Peacekeeping Forces

Gregory Stegeman posted 11-03-98 03:10 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Gregory Stegeman  Click Here to Email Gregory Stegeman     
I don't know anthing about these clubs so I hate them too
Mortis posted 11-03-98 03:28 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
"he also ressurects Mortis from the dead"?
"he also ressurects Mortis from the dead"!!

Have you not been reading for the last month?
I am the Prince of Darkness, the co-proprioter of hell!! I am already DEAD!! (I mean that in a cool way) Damn your ignorace! Damn Mount Olympus and Its Gods!!

Mortis,
Head Honcho of the "I hate clubs" Club,
PRINCE OF DARKNESS (yes, I'm looking at you, Yo) and co-proprioter of Hell,
Head of the anti-capitalist movement,
Chairman & CEO of Mortis Corps,
Founder of Anti-matter Reserch Center (I'm trying to find out who to pick things up without turning them into gamma rays (damn you BKK))

DCA posted 11-03-98 03:40 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DCA  Click Here to Email DCA     
how about the "I hate 'I hate clubs' club" club?

DCA,
International Arms & Hashish Inc.
Darra Bazar, Kohat

Mortis posted 11-03-98 03:46 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
Nahhh, people will hate it too much.
Roland posted 11-03-98 08:22 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Please, no hate clubs!

Let's turn this into the "We love you all, flowers and grass club". OK ?

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 10:32 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
I was beggining to get scared when the KKK & neo-nazis were coming inside the club, but now that we all love eachother......

FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

PS, I see you're no longer Mortis2, welcome back PRINCE OF DARKNESS!!

SnowFire posted 11-04-98 01:53 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
A new club? I'm there. No, I don't care what the topic is. But I have to get back to my physics lab... and some sample direct examanation questions to try people out with tommorow... and my European History project... and my aieeeeee.
Mortis posted 11-04-98 02:00 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
Ronald- I'm sorry, but the "We love you all, flowers and grass club" died along with poliester and disco.

I wish I was around back then.

Mortis posted 11-04-98 02:53 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
****** Big "I hate clubs" speech ******

Club are nothing by centers for of the topic posting and spreading of anti-SMAC propaganda! It was the clubs that brought down the last fortum and they'll do the same to this one, if we don't take a stand! So join me in my crusade to spot these vile online things and make this forum a better place to live.

Mortis,
Founder of The "I hate clubs" Club,
Prince of Darkness and co-proprioter of Hell,
Head of the anti-capitalism movement,
Chairman & CEO of Morits Corps.

****** End of Big "I hate clubs" speech ******

Roland posted 11-04-98 05:53 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
"Ronald- I'm sorry, but the "We love you all, flowers and grass club" died along with poliester and disco.
I wish I was around back then."

1. Roland
2. Blumenkraft lebt weiter!
3. Grass is very much alive
4. polyester ?glad it died
5. Disco ? well, the principle curries on.

Mortis posted 11-04-98 07:41 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
1. carries
Tolls posted 11-04-98 07:45 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolls  Click Here to Email Tolls     
SnowFire: European History project? What's it about?

Just curious...

Roland posted 11-04-98 07:48 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Mortis: no, curries. A joke from the old board, based on "Lemon Curry ?"...
Mortis posted 11-04-98 08:11 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see.
DCA posted 11-04-98 04:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DCA  Click Here to Email DCA     
Blumenkraft? Heute die Welt, Morgans das Sonnensystem!

DCA,
vegetables are murder

Borodino posted 11-05-98 04:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Borodino  Click Here to Email Borodino     
Isn't this the title of this thread just a little like the Anarchists' Party Convention?
Mortis posted 11-06-98 05:00 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
I don't know, I don't belive I've been there.
Roland posted 11-06-98 07:40 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
I was there, but the meeting would just not come to order, and people didn't manage to agree on a topic...
Mortis posted 11-08-98 07:57 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
How ironic.
Mortis posted 11-08-98 08:15 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
You know, this whole delaying the demo, anouncing the demo's relice date thing, it's just not logical from a business/customer relations point of view. I think that they are up to something..

I think that about one or two weeks before the demo is set to be relised, while we are all going about our daliy business (posting on the forums) all the Firaxis team will jump out and yell "Suprise! The Demo is here!".

Then five minutes later their sever will crash, trying to handle the 200 or so people downloading the demo at the same time.

Mortis posted 11-08-98 08:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
Speaking of which, dose anyone know what precautions Firaxis plan to take to avoid their server crashing shortly after midnight on 20 Dec?

After what happend to the old forums they woold know what to expect. After all that's why where all here in the first place.

Kirel posted 11-10-98 04:59 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Kirel  Click Here to Email Kirel     
I hate you all!

DIE DIE DIE!!! (or,for those already dead,LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!)

Should I kill myself now???

:-)

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