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Tawdal posted 11-02-98 05:48 PM ET
Yes, the World Domination Association will be your overlord and master, and your submitting willfully to it now will save you an awful lot of grief right now. I require the following items if you are to join me those being:
* All of your money
* All of your worldly possessions
* Any magical artifacts you or a relative may own
* Any and all of your weaponry
Submit and be saved, but remember..
To delay the goals of a king is to threaten Death with a banana.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-02-98 06:11 PM ET
Yeah, Ill give you my BAR.........when Hell freezes over, & pigs & cows both fly through it!!!
C'mon men, we must rebel against the oppressors!!!! Freedom is being suppresed, man craves freedom. Man never likes to be oppressed. When one locks a man up in irons, the man struggles, & fights, & breaks loose from the irons of tyranny. Freedom is the building block of the world, how far back technology wise would we be if we were all a bunch of mindless fools, following our leaders every beckon, well, fighting with bronze swords is where!!! Freedom is like SMAC, you dont truly realize how important it is, until it's gone.
Every man, woman & child must take up arms against the enemy, before the enemy locks you up, in the irons of tyrrany.
FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!!!
Your faithful & hell-bent rebel leader,
YYYH
BKK the Mentat posted 11-02-98 08:17 PM ET
If you want to rule the world, vote Repulican.
Apocalypse posted 11-02-98 09:41 PM ET
Communism is better...
Apocalypse posted 11-02-98 09:50 PM ET

Mortis posted 11-02-98 10:21 PM ET
Its fun to be in the, WDA
Its fun to be in the, WDA
You can talk about SMAC,
You can have a good time,
You take over the world, alright.
Mortis posted 11-02-98 10:23 PM ET
Hey Apoc!
BKK the Mentat posted 11-02-98 10:33 PM ET
Pssssst!If Dead Head Ed shows up divert him from this topic at all costs!
BKK the Mentat posted 11-02-98 10:35 PM ET
Oh yea, pray he won,t get addicted to the "smileys". It appears that he gets addicted to everything else!
Rang posted 11-02-98 10:36 PM ET
Medical Status Report
Patient: Tawdal
Due to an unfortunate security oversight, Tawdal has managed to escape solitary confinement. Unfortunately, our experts attest that his SMAC overdose has induced paranoia, delusion, and a serious case of megalomania. Should he go untreated and remain at large, the reprecussions for society as we know it are disturbing.
We recommend that all effort be devoted to apprehending Tawdal and return him to this facility for SMAC treatment. We have reports that he has created a cult advocating world domination while under the influence of SMAC.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-02-98 10:40 PM ET
Fear not Rang!! My forces will stop at nothing to destroy all dictators & communists, actually those are interchangeable, but oh well!
TAWDAL will be aprehended at all costs, freedom, liberty, SMAC & democracy will triumph!!
FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Mortis posted 11-03-98 03:44 AM ET
You will never stop world domination, wheter it be by Tawdal, by Me, by some crazed dictator or by Bill Gates. Someone will eventualy take over the world.
Actualy Bill Gates is pretty close. And for once in my life I hope that the US Goverment will win (the Microsoft trile).
Roland posted 11-03-98 08:20 AM ET
Trile ?
Tawdal, there is a lot of excellent austrian/german psychiatrists around. Just see them, and you shall feel better!
"Der Mensch ist frei, und w�r' er in Ketten geboren!" (Schiller, I think).
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 10:26 AM ET
....And when someone does conquer the world, I'll be right there with my freedom fighters to stop them. Don't think I wont, Bill Gates, the third anti-christ(who is supposed to be coming soon!), Saddam Hussein, Bob Brown of Germany. All of you will never conquer the world!!! After I topple you, I will rule the world, or I'll be noble & hand the job over to someone who knows jack about politics!!
FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Roland posted 11-03-98 11:10 AM ET
Bob Brown of Germany ? Lemon Curry ?
ANd never underestimate the alliance between the IIIS and the CLA!
Tawdal posted 11-03-98 07:59 PM ET
STOP YOUR FOOLISH BICKERING! I am the one true god! Bill Gates is my puppet, as is the government (most of it, anyway), as is Firaxis itself! If you are not in the WDA, then playing SMAC will revert your brain to some sort of gooey substance and you will be helpless against my TRUE followers! Come, Mortis, and we will laugh maniacally and banter and eventually pass out and maybe eat some chicken! FRIED chicken, mind you!
- TAWDAL
The Anonymous World Domination Association Leader
Tom posted 11-03-98 08:06 PM ET
I LOVE BIG BROTHER!
please repeat after me:
I LOVE BIG BROTHER!
I LOVE BIG BROTHER!
I LOVE BIG BROTHER!
I LOVE BIG BROTHER!
I LOVE BIG BROTHER!
I LOVE BIG BROTHER!
very good! now let's try this:
I REALLY LOVE BIG BROTHER!
Sofielisk posted 11-03-98 08:10 PM ET
Jasmine : All hail TAWDAL
Sofie : Why does TAWDAL have to be our leader
Sassy : Just face it Sofie, a cat isn't an intimidating enough leader...
"So If I can shoot rabbits tehn I can shoot facists"
Manic Street preachers
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 08:44 PM ET
While all of you fall to TAWDAL, I stand here alone, the one force of truth, righteousness & democracy. You're men may overrun the world, but i still stand, & as long as I live, it will be impossible to truly conquer anything, for I stand for life, liberty & freedom. Men crave freedom, they will fight tooth & nail to achieve it. They will stab backs, break alliances, kill enemies, do anything to achieve it. They will rise up, attack you, & topple you. No empire lats forever. I will make it my personal buisness to make yours last the shortests time in history.
Down with oppresion!! Up with freedom!!!!
!Viva la revolution!
YYYH, the uncrushable rebel
"You can kill the revolutionaries, but you can't kill the revolution!"
DarkLight posted 11-03-98 09:13 PM ET
Perhaps, Sofie, I would make a better leader... No, I'm not planning global domination, but it's just a suggestion... >}:-)
Zan Thrax posted 11-04-98 03:08 AM ET
Unfortunatley, Yo, you don't have to kill the revolution. You just have to convince the revolutionaries that they've won.
Mortis posted 11-04-98 03:11 AM ET
YYYH- Bill Gates is the first Anti Christ. He's pure evil. And I can asure you they use Netscape up in Heaven.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-04-98 05:45 PM ET
Mortis: Acording to Nostradamus, Napoleon was the 1st anti-christ, Hitler was the 2nd, & the 3rd should be coming soon. The 3rd one is supposed to start the Armeggedon. The Bible predicted that The Battle of the Apocalypse would take place between the forces of good & evil, & it would take 2 months to completely bury all the dead bodies.
Bill Gates may just be a nerd who pretends to be evil.
FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-04-98 08:29 PM ET
YYYH, I am here to defend the honor of these forum. As Mage of the Test Forums I will cast a spell to find the Rebel TAWDEL. Then our Grand Army will strike and dispose of this minor threat to freedom. We shall be victoriousd NIMadier General!
Napoleon General Imran Siddiqui of the Grand Army
Pudz posted 11-04-98 09:06 PM ET
mage, magic er magik er magi ::sigh::, is that like yang's power of illision, or is that like a psionisist. Darksun Rules!! hehe
Scientists make problems, that's why you need engineer's to solve them
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-04-98 09:31 PM ET
Ok, we have a problem Imran. These CWAL fools claim they have 50 people writing for them(unlikely, but we just can't take the chance!),so we need more people from these forums to assist us in our open rebellion against them.
To any representative of the IIIS: I ask you kindly to break all contact with the WDA, CWAL, etc & assist us in stopping the on-coming Starcraft people(an RTS game mind you!!)from over-running our freedom to post off-topic about SMAC, etc!!
To anyone else: We desperately need assistance in our rebellion. All able bodied men(or women, or basically anyone who can say they blew up some WDA installations with a keyboard)aged 12-100 must brush personal ambition aside in this one great battle! The SMACland needs leaders, soldiers, engineers to stop this on-coming horde. I look to you...& I wonder.....what you are going to do??
FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Defender of the innocent, fighter for freedom, killer of oprressors!
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 11-04-98 09:43 PM ET
We intend no disruption to the IIIS, your freedom, or your way of life. While it is true that there are over 50 people in CWAL, our Hunt Valley branch only has 10 characters, only three of which are actually human (Fjorxc, Freerunner, Aura [who hasn't arrived yet]). Our goal is a simple one; to liberate SMAC from its Firaxis imprisonment. Haven't you ever wondered why alphacentauri.com's main page says that this FALL, Firaxis Games blah blah blah? Isn't it obvious? They've already completed the game, and are simply withholding it from us gamers in order to fulfill their vile plans. So I say to thee, work with us! And we will come out with SMAC and victory!
By the way, CWAL HV isn't really associated with the WDA. Kazz and Tawdal are actually two seperate characters. Kazz is part of CWAL HV, and Tawdal is part of his own little faction. So there.
And if you want more proof, just go here:
http://www.mordor.ch/shadow/cwal/
Fjorxc the Maniac(CWAL Hunt Valley)
May the Fjorxc be with you and a happy new year.
"Give me Alpha Centauri or give me death!"
PS: We could easily have gone for another RTS game. But there are those among us who appreciate the value of a turn-based strategy game.
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Author	Topic: Submit to the WDA!
Tawdal	posted 11-02-98 05:48 PM ET Yes, the World Domination Association will be your overlord and master, and your submitting willfully to it now will save you an awful lot of grief right now. I require the following items if you are to join me those being: * All of your money * All of your worldly possessions * Any magical artifacts you or a relative may own * Any and all of your weaponry Submit and be saved, but remember.. To delay the goals of a king is to threaten Death with a banana.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-02-98 06:11 PM ET Yeah, Ill give you my BAR.........when Hell freezes over, & pigs & cows both fly through it!!! C'mon men, we must rebel against the oppressors!!!! Freedom is being suppresed, man craves freedom. Man never likes to be oppressed. When one locks a man up in irons, the man struggles, & fights, & breaks loose from the irons of tyranny. Freedom is the building block of the world, how far back technology wise would we be if we were all a bunch of mindless fools, following our leaders every beckon, well, fighting with bronze swords is where!!! Freedom is like SMAC, you dont truly realize how important it is, until it's gone. Every man, woman & child must take up arms against the enemy, before the enemy locks you up, in the irons of tyrrany. FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!!! Your faithful & hell-bent rebel leader, YYYH
BKK the Mentat	posted 11-02-98 08:17 PM ET If you want to rule the world, vote Repulican.
Apocalypse	posted 11-02-98 09:41 PM ET Communism is better...
Apocalypse	posted 11-02-98 09:50 PM ET
Mortis	posted 11-02-98 10:21 PM ET Its fun to be in the, WDA Its fun to be in the, WDA You can talk about SMAC, You can have a good time, You take over the world, alright.
Mortis	posted 11-02-98 10:23 PM ET Hey Apoc!
BKK the Mentat	posted 11-02-98 10:33 PM ET Pssssst!If Dead Head Ed shows up divert him from this topic at all costs!
BKK the Mentat	posted 11-02-98 10:35 PM ET Oh yea, pray he won,t get addicted to the "smileys". It appears that he gets addicted to everything else!
Rang	posted 11-02-98 10:36 PM ET Medical Status Report Patient: Tawdal Due to an unfortunate security oversight, Tawdal has managed to escape solitary confinement. Unfortunately, our experts attest that his SMAC overdose has induced paranoia, delusion, and a serious case of megalomania. Should he go untreated and remain at large, the reprecussions for society as we know it are disturbing. We recommend that all effort be devoted to apprehending Tawdal and return him to this facility for SMAC treatment. We have reports that he has created a cult advocating world domination while under the influence of SMAC.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-02-98 10:40 PM ET Fear not Rang!! My forces will stop at nothing to destroy all dictators & communists, actually those are interchangeable, but oh well! TAWDAL will be aprehended at all costs, freedom, liberty, SMAC & democracy will triumph!! FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Mortis	posted 11-03-98 03:44 AM ET You will never stop world domination, wheter it be by Tawdal, by Me, by some crazed dictator or by Bill Gates. Someone will eventualy take over the world. Actualy Bill Gates is pretty close. And for once in my life I hope that the US Goverment will win (the Microsoft trile).
Roland	posted 11-03-98 08:20 AM ET Trile ? Tawdal, there is a lot of excellent austrian/german psychiatrists around. Just see them, and you shall feel better! "Der Mensch ist frei, und w�r' er in Ketten geboren!" (Schiller, I think).
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-03-98 10:26 AM ET ....And when someone does conquer the world, I'll be right there with my freedom fighters to stop them. Don't think I wont, Bill Gates, the third anti-christ(who is supposed to be coming soon!), Saddam Hussein, Bob Brown of Germany. All of you will never conquer the world!!! After I topple you, I will rule the world, or I'll be noble & hand the job over to someone who knows jack about politics!! FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Roland	posted 11-03-98 11:10 AM ET Bob Brown of Germany ? Lemon Curry ? ANd never underestimate the alliance between the IIIS and the CLA!
Tawdal	posted 11-03-98 07:59 PM ET STOP YOUR FOOLISH BICKERING! I am the one true god! Bill Gates is my puppet, as is the government (most of it, anyway), as is Firaxis itself! If you are not in the WDA, then playing SMAC will revert your brain to some sort of gooey substance and you will be helpless against my TRUE followers! Come, Mortis, and we will laugh maniacally and banter and eventually pass out and maybe eat some chicken! FRIED chicken, mind you! - TAWDAL The Anonymous World Domination Association Leader
Tom	posted 11-03-98 08:06 PM ET I LOVE BIG BROTHER! please repeat after me: I LOVE BIG BROTHER! I LOVE BIG BROTHER! I LOVE BIG BROTHER! I LOVE BIG BROTHER! I LOVE BIG BROTHER! I LOVE BIG BROTHER! very good! now let's try this: I REALLY LOVE BIG BROTHER!
Sofielisk	posted 11-03-98 08:10 PM ET Jasmine : All hail TAWDAL Sofie : Why does TAWDAL have to be our leader Sassy : Just face it Sofie, a cat isn't an intimidating enough leader... "So If I can shoot rabbits tehn I can shoot facists" Manic Street preachers
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-03-98 08:44 PM ET While all of you fall to TAWDAL, I stand here alone, the one force of truth, righteousness & democracy. You're men may overrun the world, but i still stand, & as long as I live, it will be impossible to truly conquer anything, for I stand for life, liberty & freedom. Men crave freedom, they will fight tooth & nail to achieve it. They will stab backs, break alliances, kill enemies, do anything to achieve it. They will rise up, attack you, & topple you. No empire lats forever. I will make it my personal buisness to make yours last the shortests time in history. Down with oppresion!! Up with freedom!!!! !Viva la revolution! YYYH, the uncrushable rebel "You can kill the revolutionaries, but you can't kill the revolution!"
DarkLight	posted 11-03-98 09:13 PM ET Perhaps, Sofie, I would make a better leader... No, I'm not planning global domination, but it's just a suggestion... >}:-)
Zan Thrax	posted 11-04-98 03:08 AM ET Unfortunatley, Yo, you don't have to kill the revolution. You just have to convince the revolutionaries that they've won.
Mortis	posted 11-04-98 03:11 AM ET YYYH- Bill Gates is the first Anti Christ. He's pure evil. And I can asure you they use Netscape up in Heaven.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-04-98 05:45 PM ET Mortis: Acording to Nostradamus, Napoleon was the 1st anti-christ, Hitler was the 2nd, & the 3rd should be coming soon. The 3rd one is supposed to start the Armeggedon. The Bible predicted that The Battle of the Apocalypse would take place between the forces of good & evil, & it would take 2 months to completely bury all the dead bodies. Bill Gates may just be a nerd who pretends to be evil. FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Imran Siddiqui	posted 11-04-98 08:29 PM ET YYYH, I am here to defend the honor of these forum. As Mage of the Test Forums I will cast a spell to find the Rebel TAWDEL. Then our Grand Army will strike and dispose of this minor threat to freedom. We shall be victoriousd NIMadier General! Napoleon General Imran Siddiqui of the Grand Army
Pudz	posted 11-04-98 09:06 PM ET mage, magic er magik er magi ::sigh::, is that like yang's power of illision, or is that like a psionisist. Darksun Rules!! hehe Scientists make problems, that's why you need engineer's to solve them
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-04-98 09:31 PM ET Ok, we have a problem Imran. These CWAL fools claim they have 50 people writing for them(unlikely, but we just can't take the chance!),so we need more people from these forums to assist us in our open rebellion against them. To any representative of the IIIS: I ask you kindly to break all contact with the WDA, CWAL, etc & assist us in stopping the on-coming Starcraft people(an RTS game mind you!!)from over-running our freedom to post off-topic about SMAC, etc!! To anyone else: We desperately need assistance in our rebellion. All able bodied men(or women, or basically anyone who can say they blew up some WDA installations with a keyboard)aged 12-100 must brush personal ambition aside in this one great battle! The SMACland needs leaders, soldiers, engineers to stop this on-coming horde. I look to you...& I wonder.....what you are going to do?? FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH Defender of the innocent, fighter for freedom, killer of oprressors!
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 11-04-98 09:43 PM ET We intend no disruption to the IIIS, your freedom, or your way of life. While it is true that there are over 50 people in CWAL, our Hunt Valley branch only has 10 characters, only three of which are actually human (Fjorxc, Freerunner, Aura [who hasn't arrived yet]). Our goal is a simple one; to liberate SMAC from its Firaxis imprisonment. Haven't you ever wondered why alphacentauri.com's main page says that this FALL, Firaxis Games blah blah blah? Isn't it obvious? They've already completed the game, and are simply withholding it from us gamers in order to fulfill their vile plans. So I say to thee, work with us! And we will come out with SMAC and victory! By the way, CWAL HV isn't really associated with the WDA. Kazz and Tawdal are actually two seperate characters. Kazz is part of CWAL HV, and Tawdal is part of his own little faction. So there. And if you want more proof, just go here: http://www.mordor.ch/shadow/cwal/ Fjorxc the Maniac(CWAL Hunt Valley) May the Fjorxc be with you and a happy new year. "Give me Alpha Centauri or give me death!" PS: We could easily have gone for another RTS game. But there are those among us who appreciate the value of a turn-based strategy game.