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Bingmann posted 06-08-99 05:29 PM ET
Annual Report of the Executor to Sister Miriam
The Lord's Believers
Unity Mission Year 2147
We give out thanks to the Lord that He...
<...>
By the grace of our Lord, our achievements this year have been numerous...
<...>
3. Our diligent scout have yet to find any evidence of other survivors from the Ark. However, our daily prayers for the well-being of their souls...
<...>
7. Construction of new living quarters continues at a brisk pace. The people of the Lord are prosperous and many...
<...>
31. Terraforming of the countryside continues apace as we transform this hell-forsaken planet into our Garden of Eden...
<...>
53. Work continues on something our engineers are calling "The Human Jell-O Project". I must confess I do not know what exactly this project is about, but they say that the multitudes will rejoice in its completion...
<...>
77. The Lord remains with us in our many victories over the minions of the Evil One. We are twice blessed since the carcasses of the defeated beasts have proven to be of value...
<...>
May we all walk in the footsteps of the Lord...
Your humble servant,
Executor Bingmann
Bingmann posted 06-11-99 04:11 PM ET
A: "... Sarge, I ain't never seen no vermin that big before!"
B: "Don't worry soldier, just aim low and pray... Rapture Command, we've got a bogey on a tear here making its way into the compound. Hoooleee crap! Makes the ones we've seen before look like snake's spit!"
C: "Eyes of Jesus, this is Rapture Command. You are ordered to hold your position. We have dispatched elements of the crack battalion Right Hand of God to support you. They should be arriving shortly.
B: "... We're being overrun! Fall back! Fall back! AARRGGHH!........"
C: "Eyes of Jesus, please copy. Eyes? Sergeant? Please respond..."
Bingmann posted 06-11-99 04:30 PM ET
M: "Executor, I have digested your latest report, and I have some misgivings about this so-called 'Human Jell-O Project.' I have never cared much for Jell-O, and the implications of using humans somehow in the process sounds barbaric."
B: "Your Grace, I've since discussed the project in more detail with the engineers, and they have informed me that I was mistaken about the Jell-O part. They now say that it has something to do with gnomes. If we can discover the gnomes, the people will receive many benefits."
M: "Pagan heresy! Bingmann, cut all funding for this project at once! Confiscate all materials accumulated at present and apply them to some other worthwhile endeavor. I am disappointed, Executor. Do not let such a thing happen again!"
B: "Yes, Your Grace. I'm sorry, Your Grace. At once, Your Grace."
Bingmann posted 06-16-99 08:25 PM ET
Excerpt from Sister Miriam's proclamation announcing the founding of the League of Civilized Nations, MY 2152:
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Indeed, what a glorious year it has been. First, we were blessed with the knowledge that we were not the only survivors of humanity on Planet. And then, the founding of the League of Civilized Nations by the Lord's Believers and the Peacekeeping Forces proclaimed to the universe that the hosts of the human race would prosper and multiply!
<...>
I encourage all of the Lord's Chosen to embrace our brothers and sisters in the League and treat them with the utmost compassion and respect. Together, our joint efforts in seeking the Truth, safeguarding our peoples, and enriching each other's lives, will transform this Planet into a new Garden of Eden!
<...>
jgmagnus posted 06-26-99 11:57 PM ET

Yer one funny bastard Druid!
It is our honour to call you a pact-brother!
Let the PEACE and rejoicing begin!!!
Ah-le-lu-ia ...
- Magnus out.
Keep the Peace
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Author	Topic: Newhon 2 - Radio Traffic
Bingmann	posted 06-08-99 05:29 PM ET Annual Report of the Executor to Sister Miriam The Lord's Believers Unity Mission Year 2147 We give out thanks to the Lord that He... <...> By the grace of our Lord, our achievements this year have been numerous... <...> 3. Our diligent scout have yet to find any evidence of other survivors from the Ark. However, our daily prayers for the well-being of their souls... <...> 7. Construction of new living quarters continues at a brisk pace. The people of the Lord are prosperous and many... <...> 31. Terraforming of the countryside continues apace as we transform this hell-forsaken planet into our Garden of Eden... <...> 53. Work continues on something our engineers are calling "The Human Jell-O Project". I must confess I do not know what exactly this project is about, but they say that the multitudes will rejoice in its completion... <...> 77. The Lord remains with us in our many victories over the minions of the Evil One. We are twice blessed since the carcasses of the defeated beasts have proven to be of value... <...> May we all walk in the footsteps of the Lord... Your humble servant, Executor Bingmann
Bingmann	posted 06-11-99 04:11 PM ET A: "... Sarge, I ain't never seen no vermin that big before!" B: "Don't worry soldier, just aim low and pray... Rapture Command, we've got a bogey on a tear here making its way into the compound. Hoooleee crap! Makes the ones we've seen before look like snake's spit!" C: "Eyes of Jesus, this is Rapture Command. You are ordered to hold your position. We have dispatched elements of the crack battalion Right Hand of God to support you. They should be arriving shortly. B: "... We're being overrun! Fall back! Fall back! AARRGGHH!........" C: "Eyes of Jesus, please copy. Eyes? Sergeant? Please respond..."
Bingmann	posted 06-11-99 04:30 PM ET M: "Executor, I have digested your latest report, and I have some misgivings about this so-called 'Human Jell-O Project.' I have never cared much for Jell-O, and the implications of using humans somehow in the process sounds barbaric." B: "Your Grace, I've since discussed the project in more detail with the engineers, and they have informed me that I was mistaken about the Jell-O part. They now say that it has something to do with gnomes. If we can discover the gnomes, the people will receive many benefits." M: "Pagan heresy! Bingmann, cut all funding for this project at once! Confiscate all materials accumulated at present and apply them to some other worthwhile endeavor. I am disappointed, Executor. Do not let such a thing happen again!" B: "Yes, Your Grace. I'm sorry, Your Grace. At once, Your Grace."
Bingmann	posted 06-16-99 08:25 PM ET Excerpt from Sister Miriam's proclamation announcing the founding of the League of Civilized Nations, MY 2152: <...> Indeed, what a glorious year it has been. First, we were blessed with the knowledge that we were not the only survivors of humanity on Planet. And then, the founding of the League of Civilized Nations by the Lord's Believers and the Peacekeeping Forces proclaimed to the universe that the hosts of the human race would prosper and multiply! <...> I encourage all of the Lord's Chosen to embrace our brothers and sisters in the League and treat them with the utmost compassion and respect. Together, our joint efforts in seeking the Truth, safeguarding our peoples, and enriching each other's lives, will transform this Planet into a new Garden of Eden! <...>
jgmagnus	posted 06-26-99 11:57 PM ET Yer one funny bastard Druid! It is our honour to call you a pact-brother! Let the PEACE and rejoicing begin!!! Ah-le-lu-ia ... - Magnus out. Keep the Peace