posted 04-04-99 10:11 PM ET
From the Memoirs of Alasair Legrand"Jeneba? What kind of name is that?"
My interviewee was sitting across the table. This was only the fourth in as many days. Finding the right people was tough, and Shelly was intelligent enough not to bring in the people I would surely reject just to make it look like she was doing more. But even still, most of the people I interviewed so far had no ambition to leave their current positions where they thought they could live more conformably, and no real ambition to look at a different branch of their field. This person had only a few course taken in psych in college, but� but just looking at this one I guessed that she might work- if in perhaps a different manner than I expected.
"Blame it on my mother. When�s the last time a person got a chance to name themselves now, eh?"
A light, easy-going person. I asked her about her credentials, her views on several topics� she has intelligence too. I was impressed. But not the kind of person I expected for this job, a dark, brooding, puppeteer, but rather a bright and colorful "cheerleader" like person. Now, I hate cheerleaders. But this one seemed okay.
"Just one more question- why did you join Morgan on this pod?"
An awkward silence.
"I�m not asking for the party-line or anything, you must understand. You�ve already got the job, if you must know. I�m just curious why a person of your talents would join a�" a murdering pig who cares more about profits than people? Fortunately that line remained thought but not said.
"Well, to be honest, I fed myself with my job at Morgan Genetics. I felt I owed something to him."
"I fully understand. The same here, except with the more mainstream Morgan Industries," I half-lied. "Shelly didn�t tell me you had genetics experience. This will be an added plus to your abilities."
"But, we won�t�"
"No, we won�t be using that hopefully. Still, it is an avenue that might be researched in the far future. More importantly, I�m going to surprise Morgan with a report very soon on ways of not just keeping our population in check, but of keeping it loyal and obedient too. And it doesn�t require any fancy-shmancy genetic experiments, if that�s what you were wondering. I�m thinking of some good �ol time religion."
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Reverend Lusak was quite pleased that her church was getting a grant. There hadn�t really been room for a church or supplies to build one so far, so she had made do in member�s houses, like in the early days. But now, a warehouse was being quickly renovated to have pews. The only requirement for getting these grants, the Reverend was told, was that she was going to deliver a sermon I wrote for the upcoming Easter service, and in return, I promised her a much greater flock.
"A _much_ greater flock? I realize that the renovations have surely attracted some attention, but still�"
"Don�t worry, the plan is in action. You needn�t worry. But I won�t keep you in the dark� it�s rather simple, actually."
Finally, the day on Chiron that would roughly correspond to Good Friday on Earth rolled around. All in all, the "church" felt unusually spacious, since it was mostly empty. The entire member of the faithful who had stuck around were there, some curious people who had noticed the workers renovating the place and wondering where the church got the money� and also, myself, Jeneba, and Morgan himself. What a surprise to all of the members of the congregation to have the great CEO himself there! Reverend Lusak gave an unusually impassioned oratory, and the absolute silence as the members left the church afterward was deafening. I couldn�t help letting a bit of a smile escape my lips for having persuaded Morgan to come to this service and the Easter one.
Surely enough, when Easter day rolled around, the house was literally packed. Not only did the fair-weather religion people come, but so did curious toadies, eager to get a chance to see the CEO and meet with him and show that they were into religion too. After the trivialities of ceremony came the speech. I watched the congregation almost as closely as I did the Reverend.
"� of the resurrection!
Now, Let me say it pleases me greatly to see such a turnout today. It shows that in a world filled with money-changers, we haven�t totally forgotten to check inside the temple every once-in-awhile. But let me contrast this to Good Friday. How many people here were also here on Good Friday?"
A mere fifth of the people there raised their hands.
"You see, therein lies the problem of the Church today. Everyone likes the doctrine of eternal salvation and forgiveness of sins, but no one likes the "sad" parts. Before you lead, you must serve- does anyone remember Jesus having his feet washed by the disciples? No. Jesus was the one who washed the feet of the disciples. If he did something so servile, the greatest person to ever live, what makes you better than it? Do you think you�re special or something? Even our secular leader, who I am pleased to say is in attendance today, was once a mere diamond miner. If you wish to survive on this barren rock, and be rewarded here- not just in heaven- you will have to abandon the notions that kept this church from being raised for ten planet years. Is this church directly useful to our secular society here on the ground? The answer is no. But it does represent our commitment to a higher goal. Read the book of Haggai- the people of Jerusalem waited for re-building their temple. It wouldn�t take that much effort, but why bother? But when they did, things changed- not immediately, but eventually. Their community had direction now. And so shall ours, with the opening of this new Church. I�d love to give Easter sermons all the time, and more of one on Easter, but we live in a Good Friday world all too often. If we want to get to Easter, we must first suffer on our own personal crosses."
Morgan was rather pleased with the results. He was hesitant about crossing the boundary between church and state, but his presence those days- and erratic Sundays afterward- would surely keep attendance high, and hopefully shape up morale problems and direction problems.
Jeneba was less pleased. She was an atheist.
"Interestingly enough, did you know that the sheep is one of the dumbest animals of nature?"
I gave her an evil look, but she was right. Looks like we were on the road to perverting religion to our own ends. I would hold up the bargain though- the Church could tend for itself for awhile. I still perhaps had gotten a few people less self-centered in the process, and at least I knew that we had started preparing the population, so if it ever became necessary later we could switch to use of religion as full-scale means of� nah. Hopefully, at least, if these Morganites started shaping up�