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High Priest posted 05-25-99 09:30 PM ET
Leave, Now!!!
JT 3 posted 05-25-99 09:42 PM ET
That was pointless.
Stasis Archon posted 05-27-99 02:02 PM ET
Why?
Lt Natalia Quist posted 05-27-99 02:45 PM ET
What is the reason for posting this thread?
supervisor posted 05-31-99 11:46 PM ET
Maybe it's still worth visiting.
Stasis Archon posted 06-01-99 06:32 AM ET
Haven't I already been here?
seth5454 posted 06-01-99 04:19 PM ET
u know there is better things to do with your life like crack, having sex with multiple partners (many of which probaly have STD's), and sharing needles!
High Priest posted 06-01-99 10:21 PM ET
AHHHH!!!
You fools actually posted.
Well, at any rate, I was having a bit of trouble with my servor(or maybe the SMAC site) and was just testing.
Dont reply!!!
supervisor posted 06-02-99 04:43 AM ET
Why don't continiue posting? Soon this Topic will grow beyond all the borders and fill all the computers on the web! Doesn't that please you?
seth5454 posted 06-02-99 06:53 AM ET
And then we can call u Mr. popular!!!!
Stasis Archon posted 06-02-99 07:03 AM ET
If this thread was so bad why would everyone post here?
manchot13 posted 06-02-99 11:14 PM ET
maybe because they lack a life and have nothing better to do? that is certainly why i'm posting here!
seth5454 posted 06-03-99 06:31 AM ET
Or they could be really bored, maybe, no ok never mind
seth5454 posted 06-03-99 06:32 AM ET
or they could be just trying to rack up a large number of posts
Koshko posted 06-04-99 12:36 AM ET
Maybe some of us feel the need to randomly type stuff.
Stasis Archon posted 06-04-99 04:14 AM ET
I have one more post now.
Stasis Archon posted 06-04-99 04:15 AM ET
Out of all my posts four have been somehow related to the game.
High Priest posted 06-04-99 12:33 PM ET
hehe, I think I might just like this.

[i]Good things are not always where you expect them[/i]
High Priest
happy, but still a bit puzzled
supervisor posted 06-09-99 04:57 AM ET
Still, maybe it is the only place on this board where we speak NOT about defined topic. Maybe Some of us feel better when they ignore the law? It's not eventually a law, but...
zzz posted 06-09-99 08:04 AM ET
you are all gay and stink of **** bye **** off
Resource Consumer posted 06-14-99 09:41 AM ET
Tolerant chap isn't he?
Think this threads worth a blah or two?
Galen posted 06-14-99 04:44 PM ET
Don't read this post!
Opps, you read it. Too bad.
Now we have to make sure you do not tell others.
FIRING SQUAD...
Pinko34 posted 06-14-99 04:51 PM ET
Stop bringing this thread up its, for some reason, bothering me.
Galen posted 06-14-99 11:12 PM ET
Why?

Stasis Archon posted 06-15-99 05:45 AM ET
I hereby bring this thread back to top.
Resource Consumer posted 06-15-99 06:44 AM ET
And again....
Son of Blah perhaps

Stasis Archon posted 06-15-99 09:28 AM ET

<font size=+7 face="Black Chancery"><BLINK>BLAH!</font></blink>
Perhaps more.
Stasis Archon posted 06-15-99 09:29 AM ET
Oops, I forgot HTML is disabled in the factions forum.
Resource Consumer posted 06-15-99 12:04 PM ET
Nice one SA. Deserves to be right up the top where those who hate it will aee it.

Galen posted 06-15-99 01:42 PM ET
Nice SA, and this thread goes way up. All hail this thread! Irreverence and irrelivence rule!
President Korian posted 06-15-99 03:52 PM ET
This is getting really stupid... STOP POSTING HERE!
JT 3 posted 06-15-99 04:25 PM ET
DANG IT, SA, THAT WAS MY IDEA!! YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME!! I'VE POSTED THAT AT LEAST THREE TIMES IN THE OFF-TOPIC FORUM!!
Galen posted 06-15-99 11:52 PM ET
Why not post?
Okay, let credit go where credit is deserved: nice one JT.
BTW, why is this thread so long? Is it just people like Me?
Resource Consumer posted 06-16-99 04:43 AM ET
Back to the top again, I think.
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 07:02 AM ET
JT3: I've posted the world's biggest blah in the off-topic forum. I did not steal your idea.
This thread seems to be on top a lot.
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 07:16 AM ET
It looked pretty much like this like this:

Resource Consumer posted 06-16-99 07:39 AM ET
Nice. Do I take it that you don't have a lot to do with your time?

Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 09:50 AM ET
What's with all those empty lines?
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Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 09:57 AM ET

I keep forgetting they don't take HTML in the factions forum.
M_ashwell posted 06-16-99 10:15 AM ET
well this is a cool thread
at least some people dont take this game too serously!!!
Resource Consumer posted 06-16-99 10:28 AM ET
SA,
I thought your picture was so good I wanted to replicate it but was too busy to do it the hard way. I thought it wouldn't work but I had to try.
Back to the top again
Pinko34 posted 06-16-99 10:34 AM ET
Anyone go to the off-topic forum and go to "Why do you guys suck"?
Resource Consumer posted 06-16-99 11:42 AM ET
I did and so did you. But I think we're late arrivals at that one.
onepaul posted 06-16-99 11:55 AM ET
"total-posts-boosting bastards"

Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 11:58 AM ET
I am.
Galen posted 06-17-99 01:58 AM ET
I like this thread.
This belongs on top
Good, I'm done, now, go away.
Kaljar posted 06-17-99 03:17 AM ET
This thread is completely pointless.
Resource Consumer posted 06-17-99 04:33 AM ET
Absolutely - but what is pointlessness in the totality of existence?
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 12:34 PM ET
This thread deserves to be on top and I deserve an increase to my post count.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:27 PM ET
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Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:27 PM ET
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Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:29 PM ET
How did that happen?
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:29 PM ET
The double post.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 07:40 PM ET
-"Get up to top, you big hairy thing. I don't care what you smell"
--Han Solo
Kaljar posted 06-18-99 02:41 AM ET
Good point, but what is usefulness in the totality of existence?
Resource Consumer posted 06-18-99 04:21 AM ET
Philospohy was never my strong point
"I drink therefore I am" - Descartes at closing time
"I am therefore I drink" - Descartes at opening time
Stasis Archon posted 06-18-99 05:58 AM ET
[i]What is pointlessness in the tottality of existance?[/i]
Pointless.
[i]What is usefulness in the toatality of existance?[/i]
Useful.
Resource Consumer posted 06-18-99 07:50 AM ET
.. but what is usefulness in the totality of pointlessness
Resource Consumer
- head spinning with metaphysics -
Stasis Archon posted 06-18-99 08:00 AM ET
Useful in a pointless way.
Resource Consumer posted 06-18-99 09:35 AM ET
I see.....I think (or do I, see I mean, or do I mean think).
I don't know anymore.
What is happening to my skin?
Where is that protection that I needed?
Resource Consumer
- somewhere in a punisment sphere -
Dehlan posted 06-18-99 01:16 PM ET
I explode therefore i'm dead.
Galen posted 06-18-99 02:04 PM ET
I have a big ego, therefore I am the most important person in the universe
Lt Natalia Quist posted 06-18-99 02:06 PM ET
I'm dead, and therefor I have lived.
I live, so I will die.
Lt Natalia Quist
Memoires of me...
Stasis Archon posted 06-18-99 04:43 PM ET
Just bringing this thread back to top.
Galen posted 06-18-99 05:19 PM ET
That's right folks, now you too, can read this thread becuase it is at the top!
Resource Consumer posted 06-18-99 08:20 PM ET
.. and back to the top again.
I just wish ****MAN would join us.
He would add SO much.
Perhaps I'm in love
--- your just a ****king lazy gay wa**er ---
Resource Consumer
- getting nostalgic for the h-word -
Galen posted 06-18-99 09:52 PM ET
Remember, you have nothing to fear but this thread itself
Kaljar posted 06-19-99 12:30 AM ET
... but what is pointlessness in the totality of usefulness?
Koshko posted 06-19-99 01:13 AM ET
So, is anyone out there reading this thread, or are we just rndomly posting stuff I did previously.
Resource Consumer posted 06-19-99 06:14 AM ET
I bet nobody reads it. Only those who post here to get it back up to the top in its rightful place.
Stasis Archon posted 06-19-99 10:22 AM ET
Kaljar: Pointless.
Dehlan posted 06-19-99 11:35 AM ET
I read it for the quotes and philosiphy.
I live, therefore I have a perpose. But what is the perpose of one who is dead? And what of his life?
Stasis Archon posted 06-19-99 12:06 PM ET
A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging-expensive and bad for the head.
back to top...
Resource Consumer posted 06-19-99 06:04 PM ET
I live and I have a porpoise.
Biodiversity spreads.
Stasis Archon posted 06-19-99 08:21 PM ET
Have you ever imagined what Hell would be like? I think it's a weird smell. How about you? Posts any philosophical comments about the subject here.
This is the thread that never goes down.
Stasis Archon posted 06-19-99 08:23 PM ET
I mean would be if it existed.
Stasis Archon posted 06-19-99 08:24 PM ET
Hell, that is, not the thread.
Kaljar posted 06-19-99 09:09 PM ET
Dehlan: Dead have no purpose. Their life had a purpose, but they failed to complete it.
Stasis Archon posted 06-20-99 08:34 AM ET
How do you know they failed? Perhaps they completed the purpose of their life and therefore had nothing to live for anymore.
Stasis Archon posted 06-20-99 03:12 PM ET
Back to top...
Kaljar posted 06-21-99 03:03 AM ET
Too true, too true.
seth5454 posted 06-21-99 01:58 PM ET
Or maybe they grew tired of there purpose in life and needed a new one so they died.
Stasis Archon posted 06-21-99 09:17 PM ET
Reading this thread is now illegal in forty-two states. In other words: Nothing new.
Kaljar posted 06-22-99 02:49 AM ET
And the other 8?
seth5454 posted 06-22-99 04:00 AM ET
California, Hawaii, Kentucky, Tennessee, Texas, North and South Dakota, and New York all allow this thread.
Stasis Archon posted 06-22-99 12:16 PM ET
Unfinished sentences ar
seth5454 posted 06-22-99 09:17 PM ET
e really cool.
Kaljar posted 06-23-99 04:17 AM ET
I now pose another philosophical question:
Why are we here and what is our purpose?
Stasis Archon posted 06-23-99 04:30 AM ET
We are here in order to fulfill our purpose, which is to find our our purpose.
seth5454 posted 06-23-99 03:15 PM ET
We r here to help others fulfill there purpose.
Resource Consumer posted 06-23-99 06:21 PM ET
Hell?
Jean-Paul Sartre. There was the play (forget the name) where all participants were sent to torture eachother.
Then there was the real hell which put iron in the soul of English O level students.
Think I know which I would prefer
Galen posted 06-24-99 02:25 AM ET
No, Minnesota recently passed a law allowing this thread, Jesse did something right!
Galen posted 06-24-99 02:26 AM ET
We are here becuase our parents were horny one night. Our purpose is to live, and die, and play SMAC, but SMAC is beside the point, SMAC is on topic.
President Korian posted 06-24-99 09:51 AM ET
STOP POSTING HERE!
Stasis Archon posted 06-24-99 11:22 AM ET
Why?
President Korian posted 06-24-99 05:23 PM ET
Because it sickens me that the topic "Dont read this thread" is near the top and has the largest number of posts out of all these threads.
Kaljar posted 06-25-99 03:19 AM ET
Thank you for answering my question. Your answers were very ... interesting. This thread is cool. How about we flame anyone who doesn't like this thread?
Resource Consumer posted 06-25-99 07:25 AM ET
Well,
it's my favourite.
The in-depth philosphical discussion, the occasional antisocial who doesn't like to see it at the top.
..and soon it will reach a 100 posts.
Maybe theyre's a prize? Go on - hurry, hurry
seth5454 posted 06-25-99 08:49 PM ET
I wonder what the prize would be........
Stasis Archon posted 06-26-99 04:47 AM ET
Must... Hurry...
Stasis Archon posted 06-26-99 04:47 AM ET
Must... Hurry...
Kaljar posted 06-26-99 08:19 PM ET
101!!! YAY
Stasis Archon posted 06-26-99 09:04 PM ET
Now what? Where's the prize?
Arthur Dent had been in some hell-holes in his life, but he had never before seen a spaceport which had a sign saying, 'Even travelling despondently is better than arriving here.' To welcome visitors the arrivals hall featured a picture of thr President of NowWhat, smiling. it was the only picture anybody could find of him, and it had been taken shortly after he had shot himself so although the photo had been retouched as well as could be managed the smile it wore was rather a ghastly one. The side of his head had been drawn back in crayon. no replacement had been found for the photograph because no replacement had been found for the President. There was only one ambition which anyone on the planet ever had, and that was to leave.
Resource Consumer posted 06-27-99 05:12 AM ET
No Prize.
Jesus. I turn my back for a couple of days and you guys sneak it past 100. Well, there's only one way to go now
Par adua ad 200
OK. Correct me, I never studied latin.
Resource Consumer
- lack of education showing once again -
Kaljar posted 06-28-99 03:06 AM ET
Latin, Latin? No I've never studied latin, I know a few words, but I could equally say you were as right as wrong.
Resource Consumer posted 06-28-99 11:30 AM ET
What a pathetic bunch they are round here.
I would have thought a lively and animated (yawn, excuse me) discussion of latin grammar would propel this thread passed the 200 posts mark.
Stasis Archon posted 06-28-99 06:05 PM ET
The frightening thing about the Vogons was their absolute mindless determination to do whatever mindless thing they were determined to do. There was never any point in trying to appeal to their reason because didn't have any. However, if you kept your nerve you could sometimes exploit their blinkered, bludgeoning insistence on being bludgeoning and blinkered. It wasn't merely that their left hand didn't always know what their right hand was doing, so to speak; quite often their right hand had a pretty hazy notion as well.
Kaljar posted 06-29-99 02:36 AM ET
I have another philosophical question for you all (it's better than the last one ):
What colour do smurfs turn when they choke?
My answers will come later.
Stasis Archon posted 06-29-99 04:27 AM ET
Red.
Resource Consumer posted 06-29-99 07:35 AM ET
Smurfs can't choke.
Have you ever tried to get rid of the little bastards, they're immune to almost anything - fly spray, rat poison, nerve gas. PB-ing's to good for them...
Resource Consumer posted 06-29-99 12:22 PM ET
In an act of complete hedonism, trivia - call it what you will - I use my 300th post to take this completely irrelevant thread back to the top.
Yeah, I know, I should be ashamed of myself.
Stasis Archon posted 06-29-99 03:12 PM ET
Philosophical questions:
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around what color is the tree?
If a tree falls down in the forest and nobody is around and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
What is the purpose of meaning?
Resource Consumer posted 06-29-99 05:47 PM ET
Stasis,
If I post and no-one reads it - did I post? Or am I just an irrelevant dickhead?
Galen posted 06-29-99 05:51 PM ET
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Can you pat your head and rub your belly at the same time?
Can you clap with one hand and rub your belly at the same time?
Me talks good English.
Spider posted 06-29-99 06:37 PM ET
I think I think, therefore I think I am, I think.
Spider
You'll be back before you know it...you never get rid of the thirst.
Resource Consumer posted 06-30-99 05:01 AM ET
SPider,
You just reminded me of this (and given me an excuse to repost)
Philospohy was never my strong point
"I drink therefore I am" - Descartes at closing time
"I am therefore I drink" - Descartes at opening time
Resource Consumer
- bored -
seth5454 posted 06-30-99 03:18 PM ET
"If you are what you eat, then are you still that same thing when it comes out?"
Kaljar posted 07-01-99 02:38 AM ET
Ah seth, will you learn?
Those jokes should not be available for public viewing (except in rare cases). Mr Mushroom ate too much cheese and now he's dead...
Resource Consumer posted 07-01-99 05:35 AM ET
I just post here once a day to get my post count up.
Pathetic, aren't I.
Adam Gieseler posted 07-01-99 11:32 AM ET
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around what color is the tree?
Red, green, and blue.
If a tree falls down in the forest and nobody is around and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
Just the mime.
What is the purpose of meaning?
More to the point, what is the meaning of purpose?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
It sounds something like one tooth gnashing.
Can you pat your head and rub your belly at the same time?
Can you clap with one hand and rub your belly at the same time?
Of course. I do it all the time.
Kaljar posted 07-02-99 06:24 AM ET
?!?!!!!?!!!!?!!! ?!!!????@@???!!$%^?&&**(&&&& :0 :P
Kaljar posted 07-02-99 06:25 AM ET
?!?!!!!?!!!!?!!! ?!!!????@@???!!$%^?&&**(&&&& :0 :P
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-02-99 09:30 AM ET
Hey there! I was just passing and I thought I'd say hi.
You know, I really admire you guys for what you've done here. You've taken a meaningless site and made it meaningless, or something like that.
I think it's truly terrific what can be accomplished if you just set your mind to it. Marvellous.
Well that's about it, I'm not going to say anything worthwhile as it won't be taken seriously. Magnificent.
flurble flurble flurble....boing
Stasis Archon posted 07-07-99 05:50 AM ET
I think, therefore I am. But maybe I've just been fooled to think that I think and therefore am, in which case I am, because it's impossible to fool someone who doesn't exist. Simple logic.
Resource Consumer posted 07-07-99 07:58 AM ET
Drongo,
What do you mean?
I haven't been here for a while but I'm glad to see this piece of nonsense is still going.
Keep up the good work.....
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-07-99 10:45 AM ET
What I meant was that this thread began without meaning and now it has so much meaning that it is in essence meaningless as it can mean nothing to those who have no undersrtanding of meaning, those who don't know what meaning means. Do you know what I mean?
Stasis Archon posted 07-07-99 03:48 PM ET
His point is that this thread used to be completely pointless, but now it has evolved to a stage where it has so much point that it appears pointless to those who don't get its point and those who are so pointless they don't even know what point is. Get my point?
CEO Devolver posted 07-07-99 04:54 PM ET
In other words, what Stasis Archon is trying to say is "Cornelia et Flavia sub arbore scribunt."
Resource Consumer posted 07-08-99 09:35 AM ET
"Cornelia et Flavia sub arbore scribunt." ?
Cornelia and Flavia were writing under a tree?
Resource Consumer posted 07-08-99 11:23 AM ET
..... by the way
Kaljar, you never told us...
What colour do smurfs turn when they choke?
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-08-99 07:11 PM ET
I have to be serious now.
I love Ecce Romani! It is the best serie3s of books in the WORLD. I was transfixed from the very first chapter. Look, in the picture you cvan see a girl. Marvelous. Absolutely stunning. A literary masterpiece. i also gat a B in Latin at GCSE. Shame I can't remember any of it.
amo..amas..amat..and that's about it. I could go on for hours about my schooldays. In fact I might just do that.
I remember when we went to Italy for two weeks in the final term. It was a really good, trip. We spent our days wondering around architectural sites and volcanoes, and our evenings drinking ourselves silly. Ah, memories. It's all we have now. The past is gone and we must move forward. I'm not boring anybody am I, you there, at the back, pay attention.
Now, my A-level years, well, I don't know where to start. But I think I'll leave it until later.
Does anyone else have a story they'd like to share?
Resource Consumer posted 07-09-99 04:53 AM ET
Nope.
If I can remember it - it wasn't me
OldWarrior_42 posted 07-10-99 11:01 AM ET
Just wanted to be in this thread. :P
Stasis Archon posted 07-10-99 04:15 PM ET
Of all the pointless places in the world... Of course you have to show up here.:?)
Kaljar posted 07-12-99 01:27 AM ET
Well, I am back. I don't know why, but I am. I can't remember my last post on this forum. I'll stay in this topic though, this is interesting, well, kindof.
I didn't tell you what colour smurfs turn when they choke? Well, I'll have to. The colour smurfs turn when they choke is-
<Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of, those boring, and not so boring, philosophical questions answered (well kindof)>
(Sorry, but I can't remember, I will post tomorrow, once I've remembered, it might have something to do with smurfs don't breathe, but i could be wrong)
Spider posted 07-12-99 05:00 AM ET
Identify my signature quote and win a prize!
Spider
"Ye'll be back before ye know it. Ye never get rid o' the thirst."
Resource Consumer posted 07-12-99 07:00 AM ET
It's Rimmer - spraying the golden whatever..........
Resource Consumer posted 07-12-99 07:04 AM ET
It's Rimmer - spraying the golden whatever..........
Spider posted 07-12-99 03:41 PM ET
Oh, I'm so sorry...you've won ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! You didn't get the answer right.
Spider
Hint: it's from a computer game.
Stasis Archon posted 07-12-99 05:22 PM ET
I can't remember having played that game.
Horgawitz posted 07-13-99 09:38 PM ET
but I want to read it.
Valtyr posted 07-14-99 01:30 AM ET
What??? A meaningless thread and I'm not in it? I have to do something about that... Hmm, I wonder what?
Valtyr posted 07-14-99 01:31 AM ET
D'oh!
Resource Consumer posted 07-14-99 06:04 AM ET
c'mon - tell us - we need to know
Resource Consumer posted 07-14-99 06:44 PM ET
Sorry,
I'm over at ACOL most of the time now.
Just couldn't keep away, though.
Spider posted 07-14-99 08:01 PM ET
Jagged Alliance: Deadly Games.
Ever played?
Spdier
NOyt even spelling rright, cause in a hurry.
Gl;iobber
floll;op
Dehlan posted 07-14-99 08:40 PM ET
I see light, therefore, I see dark... Is there ever a spot of light without darkness? Or is this world without darkness altogether?
STATIC
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
JESUS ITS DA COPS! GET OFF DIS MESSAGE BOARD YA HEAR!!!!!!!!!!! NO PLEASE OFFICER, BELIVE ME! I WASNT READING AN ILLEGAL THREAD!!!!!! HONEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHA>>>>??????? I LIVE IN WASHINGTON???!!!! I THOUGHT I LIVED IN HAWII!!!!!!!!!
Spider posted 07-14-99 08:55 PM ET
Without knowledge of light, there can be no knowledge of darkness; without knowledge of good, there can be no knowledge of evil. This is a fundamental rule of the universe.
Kaljar posted 07-15-99 03:58 AM ET
and if you have no knowledge of any of them, then, well, you're stupid
Resource Consumer posted 07-15-99 07:58 AM ET
Post 149.
Who's gonna get 150?
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-15-99 09:16 AM ET
Post 150? Why, I do believe it's me! Hoorah!!
Now, I have to ask, what is the human races fascination with round numbers, why is 2000 better than 1999. Why is 150 better than 149? These are questions we may never know the answers to.
Spider posted 07-15-99 10:04 AM ET
Um, technically, RC has post 150. BMD has reply 150. I have relatively nothing.
Spider
Par adua ad astra.
itdoesntfit posted 07-15-99 11:19 AM ET
If you don't shut this site down, I'm going to send hate mail.
Spider posted 07-15-99 11:48 AM ET
Dammit, misfit, stay out of here if you don't like it! Besides, no moderator or administrator's been here, so this place can't get shut down--try it yerself. Misfit, yer options number two: like it er leave it alone.
Spider
Fer th' last time, misfit: ya don't like it, stay outta here!
Stasis Archon posted 07-15-99 11:52 AM ET
I like this thread.
Spider posted 07-15-99 12:55 PM ET
Ah know thet, Stasis! Ah meant th' idjit who sez nuthin fits!
Spider
Back to normal now.
itdoesntfit posted 07-16-99 10:45 AM ET
So does this mean you can swear?
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-16-99 06:05 PM ET
Not unless it is an integral part of the message you are trying to convey, moron.
I agree with Spider, if you don't like the thread, stay the hell away, go back to the mundane world and cheat. Just leave us to our deep philosophy and stop trying to oppress us. We have rights too you know!
Oh and Kaljar please tell us what colour Smurfs turn when they choke, it's driving me nuts!!
arirahi posted 07-17-99 03:57 PM ET
Galen,
The one handed clapping doesn't actually
sound like one teeth gnashing.
It sounds like "Clap, Clap"
Okey, why i'm posting here?
Beind pointless holds all the pointless
purposes of having a meaning or a purpose to
have pointless meaning.
Kaljar posted 07-18-99 12:58 AM ET
Oh, you wnat the answer to what colour smurfs turn when they choke, why didn't you say so? First i would just like to say this:
Please do not try to choke smurfs to test this, I may be wrong, I don't wnat to be wrong.
I have two answers, I of which is likely to be right (or wrong).
1. Smurfs don't actually breathe, so technically you can't choke them. The reason they are blue is because they don't breathe, thus denying their bodies of oxygen, and turning them blue.
2. They don't. You can't. A smurf isn't real.
One of those should be right. If not, think of ti yourself.
Kaljar posted 07-18-99 12:59 AM ET
One more thing, mr/mrs/ms/miss/ itdoesn'tfit. This is not a site, it is a thread.
Valtyr posted 07-21-99 11:26 PM ET
Ah yes, I remember those stupid smurf records released in Norwegian in my childhood. Geir B�rresen and the Smurfs.
Valtyr posted 07-21-99 11:28 PM ET
"Step on a smurf" as the saying went...
seth5454 posted 07-26-99 10:52 AM ET
cant let it die... must make... atleast...
Spider posted 07-26-99 05:13 PM ET
Dammit! We mut get this thing back on line! Life support systems...check.
seth, u check on the power systems, then the heating. I'll check the computer systems. I think I know what it is, though....
arirahi posted 07-26-99 05:52 PM ET
Do you think this thread is useless?
Spider posted 07-26-99 09:48 PM ET
You're new here, you don't understand...apathy, that's what. Many a good thread has gone that way.... Tell others to enter and post here, we need a poster transfusion; I don't care if they're newbies, just help us on that end....
Spider
Trying to save a dying thread, even with emergency measures....
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-27-99 05:12 PM ET
Has that awful itdoesntfit character gone now? Can I come out again, you know, he really annoyed me.
What has happened to this thread, I step away for a day or so, and so does everyone else!! Ah well, such is the way things go. While I'm here, has anyone tried my South Park faction, did you like it, and do you wwant the pcx files? Sorry to bring SAMC into this thread, but I thought I'd ask. I've just checked and this is actually the first mention of SMAC in this thread...sorry.
And about killing Smurfs, I don't know where you can find it but many years ago I had a little game called Smurf Hunt (or something similar) where you ran along blastng Smurfs with a shotgun, it was pretty cool!
Spider posted 07-27-99 05:47 PM ET
BMD, can you do your part in getting the others back? IDF is gone now, and none of us is sorry.
darlo helmsbane posted 07-27-99 08:31 PM ET
sorry about that, guys...
back to the top o.-
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-28-99 04:13 PM ET
Spider, I'll do my best!
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-28-99 04:15 PM ET
Spider, I'll do my best.
How about this, name the quote
'Well let me guess, you're either lost, or desperately searching for a good tailor.'
Back to the top {{:-) (Klingon Smilie)
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-29-99 01:30 PM ET
Does anyone know who Lo_11 is, and why he/she insists on bringing all these threads back to the top?
Back to the top....
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-31-99 07:56 AM ET
The top..the top I tell you!!
We will revive this thread!
Big Mad Drongo posted 07-31-99 04:27 PM ET
The Top...The Top!!
Five consecutive posts and still nobody is interested in this dying thread that is always at THE TOP!!!
Spider...I may have to give up before I begin to seem a bit sad.
But before I go (if indeed I do go)....
BACK TO THE TOP...hopefully to remain there forever more
SMACTrek posted 08-01-99 11:36 AM ET
Hello, world.
Big Mad Drongo posted 08-04-99 02:19 PM ET
The top dammit!
Spider posted 08-04-99 07:27 PM ET
I return from near-death for the sake of the thread...but I cannot...stay...long....
Spid....
Spider posted 08-05-99 05:41 PM ET
Noooooooo....
Resource Consumer posted 08-06-99 07:33 AM ET
Is this still going?
Is anyone still here?
NotBrady posted 08-06-99 10:29 AM ET
99 bottles of beer on the wall...
Big Mad Drongo posted 08-06-99 12:09 PM ET
99 bottles of beer...
To the top with you foul demon...
Spider posted 08-07-99 05:05 PM ET
99 Maggottonian weapons on the wall, 99 Maggottonian weapons, take one down, slaughter the town, 98 Maggottonian weapons on the wall....
Keep this running to 0; I'll step in then....
Spider
Kaljar posted 08-08-99 12:41 AM ET
Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh, a temporary lapse of concentration and this thread goes under. We must save it, don't go resource consumer, stay, come back stasis archon. Nooooo.
Oh well, I may as well.
98 Maggottonian weapons on the wall, 98 Maggottonian weapons, take one down, slaughter the town, 97 Maggottonian weapons on the wall...
Shadow1188 posted 08-12-99 10:32 PM ET
Remember that Deidre nude post a while back? 371 posts! If that number can be exceeded with philisophical qualms, it would be a large intellectual victory for these SMAC forums. How about this: What is the sound of a tree falling in the woods on a a single, dismembered, clapping hand?
Kaljar posted 08-14-99 04:53 AM ET
Splat.
What else could you expect?
Come back everyone.
If a humans goes into a giant oyster (completely) and gets trapped in there, does he/she get turned into a pearl?
Stasis Archon posted 08-15-99 06:02 PM ET
What is the sound of one tree clapping in the forest if no hand is around?
Big Mad Drongo posted 08-15-99 06:33 PM ET
This is more like it people, back to the good old philosophy.
What sound would a human pearl make if it can't hear a tree clapping in a forest.
(This could get fun!!)
Shadow1188 posted 08-17-99 09:10 PM ET
Yes, he/se does get turned into a pearl. A big one. Anyone up for a little scuba diving ?
Kaljar posted 08-20-99 05:31 AM ET
I like scuba diving.
I want a human sized pearl. Would it still look like a human?
Stasis Archon posted 08-20-99 10:56 AM ET
No. It would look like a pearl.
Social Speaker posted 08-20-99 06:24 PM ET
Firstly, Congrats on creating and maintaining this thread, this proves the ingenuity of fools (and of absolute blithering idiots)

Now my question -
What color do you turn if you choke while eating a smurf?
Personally I think they look kinda tasty...
Kaljar posted 08-21-99 07:06 AM ET
I wanna sculpture of a human done in pearl, that would look cool.
What colour would you turn? hmmm, let me see, a reckon a combination of both, a sorta purple colour. Who knows, maybe you'll discover it after you've worked out how to make smurfs real
President Korian posted 08-21-99 03:50 PM ET
Guys, the SMAC forums are dead. I think it's because I left for a month. When I left, they were in perfect running order. The RPing in this forum was going great and the OT forums was jumping. But, I left for a month, and when I came back, both were dead. Here are some new forums for you guys to check out
civilization.gamestats.com/forums
www.firaxis.com/forums
www.sidgames.com (just follow the links)
http://storycol.virtualave.net/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.cgi
http://www.apolytonnation.cjb.net/
Well, after everyone who started this thread, it appears only 3 or 4 are left....I'm amazed this thread is still going after 3 months....
FyreTalon posted 08-21-99 09:39 PM ET
well, quite frankly, I think it's time for this thread to die, although I wouldn't mind seeing it break the 200 mark
Fedorov_UoP posted 08-22-99 03:49 AM ET
Must get this great, but quasi-meanless, post to 200
"I will do my part, will you?"
Rakeesh posted 08-22-99 04:29 PM ET
AAAAHHH!!! STOPIT! You're making me confused!!!!! (woohoo! one more post for me!!! I'm going to break ten soon!!)
Spider posted 08-23-99 12:26 AM ET
Spartan! You got msg. in GlobeStrat!
High Priest posted 08-23-99 01:03 AM ET
OH, MY, GOD
This thread is out of control!!
I've created a monster!!
In the future, I'll name the post:
"A study of the economy of SMAC, and how it relates to the real world"
Anyway, it is about time for this thread to die. I still can't believe this happened, leave for a couple months and look what I find.
High Priest
Two more posts and its dead
Kaljar posted 08-23-99 03:25 AM ET
so close, 200, so close, yes, yes
Kaljar posted 08-23-99 03:28 AM ET
200. It doens't feel so great now that it's here. What now? 300?
President Korian posted 08-23-99 09:07 AM ET
Spider-What's msg and what's GlobeStrat.?
Spartan
Preparing to be flamed by Spider
Stasis Archon posted 08-23-99 01:06 PM ET
I was not elected to watch my thread suffer and die while you discuss the amount of posts ina committee.
Spider posted 08-23-99 08:14 PM ET
Spartan, you have a message in the "Globe 1999" Strategic Journal.
Spider
Doing my part....
High Priest posted 08-23-99 11:41 PM ET
Hey- Stasis Archon,
If it wasn't for my colosal blunder in trying to see if the system was working, this thread wouldn't be here
At any rate, its still MINE
BWAHAHA!!!!
High Priest
getting power hungry
PS: When do these threads shut down??
High Priest posted 08-23-99 11:43 PM ET
Any way, Queen Aimidaila(or whatever) was a pretty poor character in Star Wars
Stasis Archon posted 08-24-99 08:46 AM ET
Look at these alternatives for what I could have said. I'm sure you'll agree that I made a good decision.
"Fear leads to posts. Posts lead to a bloated thread. A bloated thread leads to anger. Anger... leads to a dead thread."
"Wipe it out. All of it."
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the thread. At last we will have revenge."
"There are always two, a pointful and a pointless."
"You refer to the profecy of the one who will bring balance to the thread. You believe it's this... post?"
"I will make it legal."
Stasis Archon posted 08-24-99 08:50 AM ET
And my quote was true. I was never elected for anything.
Beta1 posted 08-24-99 12:29 PM ET
Whats the record for the longest thread then?
Rakeesh posted 08-24-99 01:00 PM ET
"I shall not be seduced by the dark side of the thread!"
"Use the post, Luke!"
And now, moving on to star trek:
"The post is irrelevant"
"We are the thread, you will be assimilated, posting is futile"
"I fail to see the logic of this thread"
"Its dead, Jim"
"Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a thread!"
"This is medically impossible! His brain is gone"
- Perpetuating the stupidity,
Rakeesh
Shadow1188 posted 08-25-99 01:50 PM ET
Maybe a little 2001...
"My god, it's full of posts!"
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, High Preist. This thread is too important"
Maybe some 2010 aswell....
"This is the most important thread you will ever read"
"All these threads are temporary, except this one. Attempt no close there"
Rakeesh posted 08-25-99 06:20 PM ET
On to 2150:
True happiness comes from embracing the Thread.
Before you condemn us as degenerate blasphemers, get to know the Thread.
There is micro-post, and macro-thread.
And as I was stoned to death, I found myself thinking about a past Thread, in which I put posts to death.
Rakeesh posted 08-25-99 06:20 PM ET
On to 2150:
True happiness comes from embracing the Thread.
Before you condemn us as degenerate blasphemers, get to know the Thread.
There is micro-post, and macro-thread.
And as I was stoned to death, I found myself thinking about a past Thread, in which I put posts to death.
Lurker posted 08-25-99 06:24 PM ET
This thread takes life from the other forums.
This thread is what the other forums will become.
This thread is the now and the what-will-be of alpha.owo
We are all proud servants of this metamorphosis
Lurker posted 08-25-99 06:24 PM ET
This thread takes life from the other forums.
This thread is what the other forums will become.
This thread is the now and the what-will-be of alpha.owo
We are all proud servants of this metamorphosis
Spider posted 08-26-99 01:45 PM ET
This is the thread that was and is and is to be....
Rakeesh posted 08-26-99 03:17 PM ET
Oh, lovely, now we've got a thread worshipping CULT!!.. like the Believers weren't enough!
Fedorov_UoP posted 08-26-99 05:40 PM ET
I don't know what you guys have been doing in here, but there are three "Tread Of God" Temples being build in my city, and my computer is in a permenent state of worship. (I'm at a friends house).
Should we try to kill this, this, God?
Or should we leave it to rule the world?
Shadow1188 posted 08-26-99 06:54 PM ET
Leave this thread to fulfill its destiny of universal domination.
Hey, wouldn't that be a good custom faction?
Kaljar posted 08-27-99 05:13 AM ET
You can't kill gods - you can't kill this thread.
Spider posted 08-27-99 01:29 PM ET
True gods cannot be killed...only ignored and forgotten....
Spider
Let this one remain!
Spider posted 08-28-99 04:08 PM ET
This must not die!
Kaljar posted 08-29-99 03:59 AM ET
Must live forever...
Stasis Archon posted 08-29-99 05:48 AM ET
We can kill the immortal beast
that haunts every single one of us.
We can kill this fearful thread,
before it's strong enough.
But we won't.
LdZpln posted 08-29-99 07:03 AM ET
"The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you do that, you're in control of your life. If you don't, life controls you." - Anthony Robbins
Pain - letting this thread continue
Pleasure - never seeing another thread like this again.
Oh, all right, a boat-load of PAIN never HURT any one....
LdZpln

sandworm posted 08-29-99 01:50 PM ET
What do I care for your pain?
Spider posted 08-29-99 06:24 PM ET
...They prepare for a feast./They stab it with their steely knives/but they can't kill the beast./.../"Relax," said the nightman/"The door will only receive./You can check out any time you want/but you can never leave."
That pretty much sums up the situation.
Hunterseeker posted 09-01-99 04:51 PM ET
We are now again gathered to celebrate Mankind's stupidity. The deep philosophy of idiotry: Why does the apple fall? Is it because Earth is hungry? What's inside the centre of the Sun? Dog food? Does God exist? Why do one keep asking these stupid questions?
Big Mad Drongo posted 09-01-99 08:12 PM ET
Hoorah! I know I've been gone a while, but I had kind of given up hope with this thread, but look, it's back!! Ha! That'll teach them. Whoever they are.
How about a little Python?
"No, you put your hands on the thread and go 'Waagh!'...'Waagh!'
"This, is an ex-thread!"
"No. 47, The Larch" - totally un-thread related, but a classic nonetheless
# Every thread is sacred/every thread is great/If a thread gets wasted/God get's quite irate#
#Always look on the bright side of threads#
Well, that's quite enough of that nonsense, and now for something, completely different.
Kaljar posted 09-02-99 12:13 AM ET
ALBATROSS!!!!
Stasis Archon posted 09-02-99 08:08 AM ET
What flavor is it?
Martin Woodard posted 09-02-99 06:37 PM ET
Flavor? Jeez, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition...
Spider posted 09-03-99 12:07 AM ET
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Kaljar posted 09-03-99 01:25 AM ET
What flavoyur do you want it to be?
Stasis Archon posted 09-03-99 10:35 AM ET
African or European albatross?
John_Galt posted 09-03-99 10:59 AM ET
African, but how would you know unless he was dead.
itdoesntfit posted 09-03-99 05:22 PM ET
This is taking forever to load, shall we close the thread?
Spider posted 09-03-99 08:02 PM ET
None of us mortals can end this thread! Only an Immortal can another...we must first find an administrator here, and this is most likely impossible...the thread must die of apathy if it is to die at all....
Spider
We are become as Atropos now, we who have conspired to kill this thread.
Shadow1188 posted 09-06-99 04:16 PM ET
Hmm. There were a lot of threads entitled "Don't Read this Thread", or something similar. What makes this one so special? Why did those original posters to this thread decide to? What attracted everyone to this thread? This thread is a phenomenon of human creation. It shall be remembered if it ever is closed.
Spider posted 09-06-99 04:53 PM ET
This thread, if remembered, can not die. It will not be closed, it can only be forgotten, and if it is remembered, it will not be forgotten, and thus will not die. That is its blessing. That is its curse.
Spider
Waxing metaphysical
John_Galt posted 09-07-99 02:30 PM ET
Aye, a thread once raveled will form a knot, a knot will become one with the string, a thread of strings will become a superstring.
Maybe this thread will cause a black hole in the server, sucking the life from every other thread.
Worship the thread, the thread will reward you before all others
Big Mad Drongo posted 09-07-99 03:03 PM ET
Why are you all talking crazy?! We all know that none of us wants the thread to die, and not one amongst us has the willpower to stop posting. I for one vote that the thread should be allowed to continue, not that a mortal such as myself, powerful as I may be, has the right to tell the thread what it can and can't do. If the thread wants to die, then it may choose to, it is not our place to discuss it. In the meran time, I suggest we all just continue with our posts and see what happens.
John_Galt posted 09-08-99 10:12 AM ET
If you post they will post again...
The thread is the symbol against the depravity of the outside world.
Let this thread reach its full potential
Kaljar posted 09-08-99 07:29 PM ET
I thought it was european, but...
Ifyoudon'tlikethefactthatthisthreadistoogoodthenyoushouldn'tvisititcosthisthreadiscoolandalsomritdoesn'tfityouneverlikedthisthreadsowhyareyo uvisitingityoumadeahateclubforthisthreadwhichispointlesscosuaretheonlyonewhodoesn'tlikethisthreadandthisthreadcan'tbekilledsohahaandalsothis threadisgoingtobethebiggestthreadeversohahahahaallyouotherwimpythreadsthisthreadRULZ!!!
Kaljar posted 09-08-99 07:31 PM ET
Oh yeah
Andabigapologytoallthosepeoplewhocan'tbebotheredreadingthiswritingIjusthavethissuddenobsessiontowritelikethis
Valtyr posted 09-08-99 08:29 PM ET
Lark's vomit?!
"Det bor en smurf i oss alle"
This just in:
B
Hunterseeker posted 09-09-99 02:08 PM ET
For how long can you guys keep writing about nothing?
"Hvilket land kommer du fra, Valtyr?"
Spider posted 09-09-99 07:03 PM ET
Undefinitatively. To be on topic here is to not post at all; therefore this whole thread is off-topic.
Spider
Globber
Astafas posted 09-10-99 08:04 AM ET
The substructure of this thread regresseses infinitely towards stupider and stupider posts. Behind some we find philosophy; behind others we find stupidity. Each post brings more meaninglessness to our lives, yet also more stupidity.
Astafas
"For I have Read this Thread"
Valtyr posted 09-10-99 04:50 PM ET
Hunterseeker: As I've already written in this thread, I'm Norwegian. Norway, the land of fjords, roasted sheep's heads, skiing masochists and people who shouldn't be allowed to vote, because they are ignorant racist pigs.
Astafas: Shaddap !
Stasis Archon posted 09-10-99 04:52 PM ET
A brave little theory - and quite coherent for a dimension of five or seven posters. If only we lived in one.
Stasis Archon
"I want to taste the fruit, too"
Valtyr posted 09-10-99 04:57 PM ET
Anyway, Hunterseeker, you can check every poster's profile if you click the sunglasses icon in every post.
Valtyr posted 09-10-99 05:03 PM ET
Wow, Stasis, I wonder what the odds are of cross-posting in this deserted forum.
Stasis Archon posted 09-12-99 12:25 PM ET
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Kaljar posted 09-14-99 03:23 AM ET
Wow, i've posted a whole 110 times, aren't I great?
Lurker posted 09-14-99 11:05 AM ET
255!
Lurker posted 09-14-99 11:05 AM ET
and then 256
Lurker posted 09-14-99 11:06 AM ET
257.
Are we still here?
Spider posted 09-14-99 11:25 AM ET
We are...we have been...we will be....
WE ARE THE MEASURERS OF THE THREAD! WE ARE LACHESIS!
Spider
I'm going slightly mad....
John_Galt posted 09-14-99 02:41 PM ET
Latch key posters, yes, smurfs yes, philosophy yes, and a dead albatross.
Challenge... name your philosophy. and worship this thread[es requiem].
Kaljar posted 09-15-99 04:13 AM ET
My philosophy, my philosophy...
hmm...
I suppose it is not to do too many sad things and do things that have a point to them, like this thread.
Valtyr posted 09-15-99 06:02 PM ET
I wonder if Dont has read this thread yet...
Kaljar posted 09-17-99 07:12 AM ET
Don't? WHo's Don't?
Valtyr posted 09-17-99 04:46 PM ET
No, Dont, not Don't. See the title of this thread.
Dont posted 09-18-99 08:17 AM ET
Yes, I have read this thread. Do you wish to ask any other questions of the almighty Dont?
Spider posted 09-18-99 11:00 AM ET
Yeah: Who the hell are you? You've got to be an alias, or someone who just popped up. Are you a no-good alias, or a pathetic lurker?
Kaljar posted 09-19-99 02:28 AM ET
whoa, sorry, I never new that was a request for someone to actuaslly read this thread. My apologies
Stasis Archon posted 09-19-99 05:47 AM ET
I believe I can answer that question. the almighty Dont is a no-good alias of me.
Spider posted 09-19-99 01:02 PM ET
Trust the archon to do something like this....
Valtyr posted 09-19-99 07:37 PM ET
Definitely not dog food.
What else could it be?
Valtyr
Not an astronomer
John_Galt posted 09-20-99 10:00 AM ET
the post will continue, back to the top, the altar of the faction forum, until the end of the thread, the thread of infinite post.
Spider posted 09-20-99 10:42 AM ET
Valtyr: Flamers, what else?!
Spider
Greatheart Silver posted 09-20-99 10:59 PM ET
It's good to see this thread is still surviving!
Back to the top, aha!
Greatheart Silver (aka Big Mad Drongo)
Kaljar posted 09-21-99 03:36 AM ET
I'm confused, no, I'm worried, no, I'm confused...
hmmm...
I think I'm undecisive.
Spider posted 09-21-99 10:46 AM ET
You say undecisive, I say indecisive, let's call the whole thing wishy-washy!
Spider
ForcePacifist posted 09-21-99 11:38 AM ET
incredible. truly odd.
this gives me an idea.
Greatheart Silver posted 09-21-99 07:11 PM ET
an idea eh?
elaborate
Kaljar posted 09-22-99 04:01 AM ET
Okay...
Whole Thing, you're wishy-washy

IDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEA!
Stasis Archon posted 09-24-99 07:57 AM ET
I have an idea too! What an amazing coincidence!
Beta1 posted 09-24-99 07:39 PM ET
No.. must resist...
MUST TYPE RUBISH> > Apparently in Yorkshire and some areas of Manchester the makers of Fairy
> > Liquid
> > are about to run a new TV ad, specifically targeted at those regions.
> >
> > It's on the same basic format . . . . . .
> >
> > Small Child: "Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
> >
> > Mother: "Because I'm twelve".
> >
> >
> >
> >
sir_penguin posted 09-24-99 11:33 PM ET
How could I possibly resist posting in this thread? I know that you're all dying for my opinion, so I shall now give it. It is incomprehensibly incomprehensible that a thread like this could last for 4 months, with such unutterable nonsense being said (over 200 posts worth!!!), none of which is on topic, could last without it's turning into a Blah thread. Congratulations to everybody, including the evil people such as Stasis Archon who tried to subvert your amazingness.
(begin unsolicited plug for personal gain)
For more of my personal nonsense, look for the thread in the Game forum entitled "this place is actually dead now" by itdoesntfit.
(ends)
SP +1
Kaljar posted 09-25-99 08:33 PM ET
I won't look at itdoesntfit's thread because he tried to start a hate club against us, no offense to you of course...
Hunterseeker posted 09-27-99 04:12 PM ET
This IS a blah thread!
Greatheart Silver posted 09-28-99 06:30 PM ET
I would just like to point out to those of you who can't count that we are nearing the 300 post mark. As this is a round number and I am human (well, most of the time) this event is very significant to me...although I'm not sure why!
But then again, I suppose " Woo hoo! Post 287!" wouldn't sound as good would it. Ah well, such is the way of things I guess.
sir_penguin posted 09-28-99 07:13 PM ET
Kaljar: If you read "SMAC Forum Dumbass of the Year" thread, in the Game forum, you will probably find that the consensus is that IDF has changed for the better and is no longer annoying. I agree that he was very evil when he came along (Krushala just ressurected some of the old threads he posted in), but I think less so now .
SP
Kaljar posted 09-28-99 09:06 PM ET
Well, as I usually stick to the less crowded places, I would not know whether he has changed or not. But you are right, he was very evil.
nearly 300? Wohoo.
What do we have to beat to get the Biggest Thread Around Award?
Valtyr posted 09-28-99 09:22 PM ET
My philosophical standpoint: It was offside.
KaiyanWang posted 09-29-99 01:25 PM ET

As overheard in a clinic:
DOC: So, what is your position now, Bob?
BOB: Nothing's been the same since six killed seven. One through five don't come out anymmore.
DOC: So you say this is the cause of your impotency?
BOB: Yeah, three was a real maniac.
DOC: So which one of your personalities is left, Bob?
BOB: Number six.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<
Just another mindless post by the center of mindlessness itself. (this actually makes me the wisest man on Earth).
Mata yo.
sandworm posted 09-30-99 11:55 AM ET
Long, where's the car?
Lake, BIG lake!
Lurker posted 09-30-99 12:36 PM ET
Where's Ted Kennedy?
sandworm posted 09-30-99 01:07 PM ET
He went to swim for help.
sandworm posted 09-30-99 01:08 PM ET
He swam for help.
sounds better
Stasis Archon posted 10-01-99 10:52 AM ET
This thread has a better chance of getting to 500 than the Project 500 one did.
Lurker posted 10-01-99 10:57 AM ET
That is why pointlessnesss is the dominant solution.
All things decay and to fight then is pointless.
Go with the Flo
sir_penguin posted 10-01-99 06:29 PM ET
*I* expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Manamana dodo d-do dododo
Manamana dodo d-do
Manamana dodo d-dodo d-dodo d-dodo dodododododododo.
Senior Penguin
Penguin in French: Manchot.
Manchot in English: A one-armed man.
Coincidence?
I declare myself just off-center of mindlessness!!!
Valtyr posted 10-01-99 07:48 PM ET
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Kaljar posted 10-01-99 08:18 PM ET
All hail the monkey with the spork.
Hail ,oh, sporkiness
Hail ,oh, sporkiness
Greatheart Silver posted 10-01-99 08:19 PM ET
296....
Greatheart Silver posted 10-01-99 08:27 PM ET
Damn you Kaljar! Now you've made me look foolish!
It was 296 when I looked, but then you posted ahead of me...aaagghhh!!!
(298 by the way!)
Greatheart Silver posted 10-01-99 08:39 PM ET
299..Aha! I got post 300!
I know what you're thinking...you're thinking, "No you didn't"
But, I got POST 300, just not REPLY 300, unless of course somebody else has posted in front of me again (mentioning no names...Kaljar!) in which case I look really foolish and will never be able to show my post in this thread again!
Y posted 10-01-99 09:15 PM ET
Let's not let it go to 300. AHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I did it!
Stasis Archon posted 10-02-99 01:47 PM ET
Y did you do that?
Kaljar posted 10-02-99 10:28 PM ET
HEHEHEHEHE
sorry
But now we are over 300, nothing can stop us.
THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST AND GREATEST THREAD OF THEM ALL.
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LdZpln posted 10-03-99 12:26 PM ET
I posted here 08-29-99 and I warned you this might happen. It's just like telling a kid not to stick his tongue on a piece of metal on a really cold day. Yeah,I did it and it hurt damn it, it hurt real bad!
LdZpln
sir_penguin posted 10-03-99 02:05 PM ET
What was the longest post? I remember a Blah thread that reached about 180 a while back, but none that reached 300+.
Bingo, bango, bongo, I don't want to leave the jungle,
Whoa whoooaaa
Bingo, bango, bongo, I don't want to leave the jungle,
I've no where to go.
Sir
Penguin's
Afternoon
Meal
!
Hunterseeker posted 10-04-99 03:46 PM ET
I plan to live forever, of course!
But baring that I'll settle for a couple of thousands posts, even five hundred would be nice!
Shadow1188 posted 10-04-99 04:49 PM ET
I have returned. I believe we have to beat 408 to beat the biggest thread on SMAC Forum History.
-Shadow
With a hey-nonny-nonny-trala-trala
Valtyr posted 10-04-99 06:06 PM ET
Vi e' di beste, heia Brann!
Vi e' s� go' at de' g�r nesten ikkje an.
Vi e s� go' at bere kan vi ikkje bli,
� derfor s�ngar vi.

Byen e' Bergen � lage' e' Brann,
stede' e' Stadion � s�ng alle mann:
Heia Brann, Brann, Brann, Brann, BRAAANN,
HEIA BRANN!
Y posted 10-04-99 07:17 PM ET
LET'S BEAT 408!!
sir_penguin posted 10-04-99 07:23 PM ET
WAH-ZOOOOO!!!
Hunterseeker posted 10-05-99 02:56 PM ET
The must be the "irrational right brain part", the cyborg faction is speaking of.
Spider posted 10-05-99 05:52 PM ET
Who wants to live forever?
We who watched this thread grow, we want its eternal life...but does the thread want to live forever? If it lives forever, it will cease growing, and fall to the bottom. We, as a forum, must make an effort to transplant a piece to another thread and let that one become dominant here.
Spider
Begin Operation Clotho.
Greatheart Silver posted 10-05-99 06:26 PM ET
408?! That's easy, we can do it and this thread will live and grow forever more.
Posters may come and go but one thing is certain.
The Thread is eternal!
sir_penguin posted 10-05-99 09:37 PM ET
Onward, my comrades!!!
Kaljar posted 10-06-99 12:10 AM ET
408?
Why that is so...
408ish

Eternity lies ahead of us, have you drunk your fill?
sir_penguin posted 10-06-99 12:47 AM ET
Ah, yes, 408. The magic number. The number of posts we have to reach to tie the highest thread count on the alpha.owo forums. The Great Elixer of Life. The One with the Cat in the Box. 24x17. 12x34. nine times six. Square root of 166464. ZZ plural Z. Maybe we should go for 409?
SP--Please, no multiple posts of the same thing...it ruins the feeling of accomplishment when we reach such an auspicious mark .
Hunterseeker posted 10-06-99 03:01 PM ET
Going for a magic number would be a LITTLE too much, since that certainly would be the rotating number 142857.
142857 * 2 = 285714
142857 * 5 = 714285
142857 * 198523 = 28360400211:
28360
+ 400211
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428571!
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Greatheart Silver posted 10-06-99 07:52 PM ET
Yeah, 142857, that's do-able!!
But lets try anyway! Do you think they would shut us down before that happened? Lets find out --- onwards and upwards my friends!
Shadow1188 posted 10-06-99 08:36 PM ET
Hey, how many posts can one thread hold?
I'm guess 999, but we just might be able to fit 142857.
-Shadow
Now I know the joy of signing posts!
sir_penguin posted 10-06-99 09:55 PM ET
Sorry, people, but apparently they're shutting us down. Check out some post or another by me which has something to do with that in the Non-SMAC forum. It basically says that Firaxis is closing these forums down.
SP
Valtyr posted 10-07-99 04:16 PM ET
This is, I think, my last post on this particular forum.
To close this thread, click here (moderator or admin only).


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