posted 05-01-99 10:14 PM ET
Does Deirdre Mow her lawn, or dance naked around on it looking for worms?If the drones "need me and look up to me" why do they insist on rioting and forcing me to staple their nerves?
Speaking of which, exactly what is nerve stapling? (sounds painful)
Is the datalinks the same thing as the internet?
If Deirdre is a Christian, and Christians are supposed to forgive you, why does she insist on killing you if you commited an atrocity on her 500 years ago?