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Fjorxc the Maniac posted 04-18-99 07:50 PM ET
[Fjorxc walks into the Empty forum. It is, as the name suggests, completely empty. None of the lively discussions like those of forums nearby are going on.]
Fjorxc: It's the perfect place to start an I Club!
[Fjorxc pulls out a small package which reads "INSTANT I CLUB: JUST ADD WATER. He pours some water on it, and instantly everybody's favorite bar with infinite corners is created.]
Fjorxc: Damn, but I do love that.
[Fjorxc walks into the I Club and steals several Nerve Staplers. He then proceeds to drink them.]

Fjorxc the Maniac
Unwashed Village Idiot,
Wanderer,
CWALer,
8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.
tOFfGI posted 04-19-99 06:13 AM ET
Excerpt From: The FBI Special Report on I Club Activities
TOP SECRET
Certain names the burau consider to be classified have been blurred out.
7:50 PM ET
�� Founds the I Club in our secret testing facility. Caution is prescribed. The empty forums are highly volitile, and this unfortunate incursion can't be tolerated. We've abducted �� for interrogation at Langley, but unfortunately he told ��, who in turn spread it to ��_��_��_�� and ��. From there the fire spread. We've now recieved unconfirmed reports of Newbie activity in the near vicinity of the new I Club.
In our interrogations of ��, we've recieved information regarding the secret of ��. This is a matter of grave concern for all government agencies, as it would allow World Domination.
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 04-19-99 10:01 PM ET
[Fjorxc walks up to tOFfGI, who is wearing a trench coat, has his face concealed by a fedora, and is speaking into a device of some sort.]
Fjorxc: Hey, Tof! Welcome to the I Club. Whatcha doing?
tOFfGI: Reporting. Go away.
Fjorxc: Sure. Hey, is this one of your Baron-Krypto Space Puppies?
tOFfGI: Yeah...
[Fjorxc throws a bucket of water on tOFfGI's head and incinerates the BKSP]
tOFfGI: What was the point of that?
Fjorxc: None, I'm afraid.
[Fjorxc walks over to the bar and chugs another shot of Transcendance.]

Fjorxc the Maniac
Unwashed Village Idiot,
Wanderer,
CWALer,
8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.
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Author	Topic: The I Club XXXIII.5: Empty Forum Madness
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 04-18-99 07:50 PM ET [Fjorxc walks into the Empty forum. It is, as the name suggests, completely empty. None of the lively discussions like those of forums nearby are going on.] Fjorxc: It's the perfect place to start an I Club! [Fjorxc pulls out a small package which reads "INSTANT I CLUB: JUST ADD WATER. He pours some water on it, and instantly everybody's favorite bar with infinite corners is created.] Fjorxc: Damn, but I do love that. [Fjorxc walks into the I Club and steals several Nerve Staplers. He then proceeds to drink them.] Fjorxc the Maniac Unwashed Village Idiot, Wanderer, CWALer, 8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.
tOFfGI	posted 04-19-99 06:13 AM ET Excerpt From: The FBI Special Report on I Club Activities TOP SECRET Certain names the burau consider to be classified have been blurred out. 7:50 PM ET �� Founds the I Club in our secret testing facility. Caution is prescribed. The empty forums are highly volitile, and this unfortunate incursion can't be tolerated. We've abducted �� for interrogation at Langley, but unfortunately he told ��, who in turn spread it to ��_��_��_�� and ��. From there the fire spread. We've now recieved unconfirmed reports of Newbie activity in the near vicinity of the new I Club. In our interrogations of ��, we've recieved information regarding the secret of ��. This is a matter of grave concern for all government agencies, as it would allow World Domination.
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 04-19-99 10:01 PM ET [Fjorxc walks up to tOFfGI, who is wearing a trench coat, has his face concealed by a fedora, and is speaking into a device of some sort.] Fjorxc: Hey, Tof! Welcome to the I Club. Whatcha doing? tOFfGI: Reporting. Go away. Fjorxc: Sure. Hey, is this one of your Baron-Krypto Space Puppies? tOFfGI: Yeah... [Fjorxc throws a bucket of water on tOFfGI's head and incinerates the BKSP] tOFfGI: What was the point of that? Fjorxc: None, I'm afraid. [Fjorxc walks over to the bar and chugs another shot of Transcendance.] Fjorxc the Maniac Unwashed Village Idiot, Wanderer, CWALer, 8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.