posted 04-16-99 03:59 PM ET
Introduction: It was the most well-kept secret of The US Goverment. Only a select few knew of its very existance. It was a vast and empty message board, hiding dark secrets as yet undiscovered. It may even prove to be the remains of an alien race. It was... THE EMPTY FOUMS![b]tOFfGI:[/b] Well, they're not secret anymore!
[b]FBI Men:[/b] Yes they are!
[i]The Men from the FBI put a gun to tOFfGI's head and force him into a waiting car. They next take him with them to Langley for "Safekeeping".[/i]