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Topic: Post MORE of your pointless messages here
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SnowFire |
posted 09-15-98 02:56 PM ET
For anyone, post all the one-liners and 20 liners you want of gibberish here.
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Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-15-98 03:31 PM ET
Ill start off
GJGLKJGYGOGuhkjlghjfdht |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-15-98 03:32 PM ET
Alouyugred. Ok Im bored alreday. |
ZanThrax
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posted 09-15-98 08:38 PM ET
Azougal??? |
Tigen
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posted 09-16-98 05:40 AM ET
I believe you mean "azugal." I also believe Baywatch should stop pretending to have a plot and just do the slow-motion babes thing full-time. And get rid of the slomo men.
My telephone complies with Part 68, FCC rules; FCC No.: AKJ-9W8-12942-MT-E. And my multivitamins were manufactured in China.
I think I would be a Libertarian if I ever voted, but I never have, cuz my ballot thingies all get sent to my old college dorm. Besides, I'm not a middle-aged white anglo-saxon male. We should leave the country to them.
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MikeH
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posted 09-16-98 05:48 AM ET
I'm not either, but only because I'm not middle aged, yet. :) |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-16-98 04:46 PM ET
Things that make you think.
What are you talking about?
When I run for president, Im gonna destroy those commies in Russia.
Huh? They are no longer commies!
Where is my old pal President Clinton?
Thats it Im outta here, your to drunk! |
AUH20
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posted 09-16-98 06:59 PM ET
Actually, from my understanding, Clinton is a veritable tee-totaller(one thing we have in common-'course, I'm 100%). Better to drink than to do what he does. |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-16-98 09:11 PM ET
I have an idea for a cool punk rock song. It goes something like this: Xenophobe! Spork! Magnetic FrIeD ChIcKeNNNNNNNNnnnnnnn! YeaaaaAaAaHhHh! F-NNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRD! Spamspamspamspamspamspam! SPAM! |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-16-98 09:59 PM ET
Chickety China, the chinese chicken, you grab a drumstick & your brain stops tickin', watchin x-files with no lights on...........
I cannot help it if I think your funny when your mad, trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad, Im the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral, cant understand what I mean, you soon will.
Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer
We're all stars now, in the dope show, cause lifes a pretty, a pretty one, the kind that gets you high.
(NOTE: I hate Marylin Manson) |
SnowFire
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posted 09-16-98 10:16 PM ET
Remember when we were killing Brandy&Monica in the I club? Well, I have a story bout that. Their head managing guy, who writes the music and promotes them and stuff, went to my high school. My band teacher told us about how he was in his Music Theory&Appreciation class, mainly because he remembered he fell asleep every day in it (it was 1st period) form staying up until 3 doing gigs. He said to him "Rodney, if you ever go into the music buisness you need that high school diploma, so you gotta get it," or something to that effect. Well, he didn't get his diploma, and now he's a bazillionaire in the music biz. I guess Mr. Fanelli (my band teacher) was wrong... |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-16-98 10:22 PM ET
We?? I thought it was just me & Jimbo. Ahhh, those were good times. Maybe I shouldnt leave until I pass out TAS. Wait, then Id be here forever. TAS, go on a very long vacation please............
Was your teacher a real idiot Snowfire, in middle school, mine was. That guy was an idiot. I would skip classes, & he wouldnt know. Then he would give us some music notes, & tell us to play them for the whole class.
We're all stars now in the dope show.
I shouldnt have written that donw be4, now I got it stuck in my head :( |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-17-98 07:51 PM ET
Manson has a new album out or is working on one. Its called mechanical animals, or something. Like we need more of that trash... |
SnowFire
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posted 09-18-98 03:00 PM ET
No, he's just doesn't hear stuff right. Someone will mess up, and he'll get pissed and accuse the wrong people of doing it. And of course he'll ignore you saying "it wasn't me." He also isn't exactly the kindest and gentlest band director (understatement), but otherwise pretty okay... |
Philippe Mipz Lepage
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posted 09-18-98 03:37 PM ET
Thanx to make me think about Mar1lyn Manson. I just put it on my discman.
[Hey! dont look at me like that! I'm no freakin gothic guy! It just happens that besides the media maelstrom provoked every day by Manson...his music is still good industrial stuff.]
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ZanThrax
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posted 09-18-98 07:39 PM ET
I like the music too. The man scares the hell out of me though. Still, no one would have known who he was if he hadn't invented his stupid image. |
Tigen
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posted 09-18-98 08:09 PM ET
I hate his butt-thong. |
AUH20
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posted 09-18-98 10:27 PM ET
They played obscene songs at lunch at school today. |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-18-98 10:42 PM ET
If you like industrial, go with NIN. At least Reznor doesn't think that he's the AntiChrist(I hope). I personally like his early stuff. Head Like a Hole, Terrible Lie, Down In It, etc. Perfect Drug is cool, but i've got no clue what album its on. |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-18-98 10:48 PM ET
Btw, if you like industrial, go out and by Sehnsucht by Rammstein. German industrial music. The band is scary, but I went to their website and found out some interesting facts. It seems that they light themselves on fire as part of their show. The pictures looked really cool. And just in case you ask, they aren't nazis, they're just angry German goths. |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-18-98 11:58 PM ET
I love Rammstein. Du Hast is my favorite song.
Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Mich. |
Philippe Mipz Lepage
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posted 09-19-98 01:43 PM ET
Perfect Drug is on the single album Perfect Drug. It was a command for the movie Lost Highway.
Ramstein is cool...of course.
And for mister Manson, I've seen him in real life 2 times this summer. His girlfriend lives in Montreal. And he likes horro movies (who could have guessed?!). He was at two premiere of horror movies : Phantasm IV and John Carpenter's Vampire. Cool movies. And Manson was looking totally ok. Wearing only black (nothing flashy). Man, there was people looking a gazillion times weirdier than him in the theater. |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-20-98 12:56 AM ET
Du
Du HAST
Du HAST mich
Du HAST mich?
Du Hast mich gefragt
Du HAST mich gefragt
Du HAST mich gefragt en insch sein sacht(?)
you
you hate
you hate me
you hate me
you hate me to say
you hate me to say
you hate me to say and I did not obey
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Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-20-98 12:57 AM ET
Will you until death does sever
be inside of her forever
NEIN
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Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-20-98 09:03 AM ET
Hey SF, I just thought of another reason y I shouldnt be allowed in the I club:
YYYH-Without him, all the senseless violence that the I club is renowned for would never have happened.
As for Rammstein, they just kick ass. Does anyone know the name of thier CD with Du Hast on it??
Has anyone ever seen that movie As Good as it Gets?? One of the producers of The Simpsons did it, James L Brooks. Did it originally start out as a funny comedy, but then Brooks said it was a drama/comedy. Speaking of Brooks has anyone ever seen that episode of the simpsons where Homer got that donut from the devil, that was funny"mmmmmm Forbidden Donut" How about thier 135th episode, where they showed Matt Groening as the grizzled old Vietnam vet, JLB as a fat guy with loads of money around him, & Sam Simon as a hospital patient w/ uncut nails & typing at a typewriter, pure genius lol.
BOY: Sorry Homer, not allowed, this is The No Homers Club.
HOMER: But you let Homer Something in
BOY: Its no Homers, we're allowed to have one.
HOMER: Awwwww |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-20-98 08:53 PM ET
Sehnsucht has Du Hast on it. |
Tapiolan poika
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posted 09-23-98 03:17 AM ET
'kwesi' means "born on a Sunday" in Ashanti. |
Tapiolan poika
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posted 09-23-98 03:19 AM ET
'kwesi' means "born on a Sunday" in Ashanti.
Tapiolan "Kwesi" poika
(Sorry, sent that one off too early.) |
Tigen
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posted 09-25-98 03:03 AM ET
what the heck is Ashanti?
"algorithm" comes from the name of an Arabian dude named Al-Khwarizmi who invented algorithms for arithmetic around 600 A.D. Anacondas give birth through their mouths. |
Tapiolan poika
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posted 09-25-98 03:41 AM ET
Ashanti is an African language. |
Dazzi
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posted 09-25-98 05:31 PM ET
�g tala �slensku talar einhver annar h�r �slensku. Bara spur�i. |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-25-98 05:45 PM ET
huh?? |
Dazzi
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posted 09-25-98 06:25 PM ET
Just an example of Icelandic. |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-25-98 07:06 PM ET
Why thats Lt NIM!
NIM, NIM, NIM, NIM, NIM, NIM, guess what NIM, Grege gets to sit in front today because he's a good guy at NIM
If you come to a NIM in the road, take it
You wouldnt have NIM, if we had beatNIM you |
Tigen
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posted 09-26-98 06:30 AM ET
The only Icelandic I know is Bjork.
I know you want what's on my mind.
I know you want what's on my mind.
I know it eats you up inside.
I know you know, you know, you know
Marvel at his tricks,
need your Sunday fix
Blind devotion came,
rotting your brain
Chain, chain, join the endless chain
Taken by his glamour
Fame, fame, infection is the game
Stinking drunk with power
We see
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Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-26-98 08:54 AM ET
I wish I knew Icelandic :(
NIM NIM NIM NIM NIM NIM NIM NIM NIM |
Dazzi
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posted 09-26-98 03:11 PM ET
Want some icelandic.
T�lva = Computer
J� = Yes
Nei = No
And then there are the numerals
einn, tveir, �r�r, fj�rir, fimm, sex, sj�, �tta, n�u, t�u = 1-10 |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-27-98 03:04 AM ET
warning! terribly immature post
6=sex
6=sex
6=sex
6=sex
6=sex
6=sex |
Dazzi
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posted 09-27-98 08:54 AM ET
Why is it immature that one word in my languge means something else in youre languge? |
JB
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posted 09-27-98 03:05 PM ET
No, DHE is the one being immature.
10^7 is one sextillion. Get it?
That would be an immature post. |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-27-98 04:40 PM ET
Hey everyone 70-1=69, heheh 69, huhhhuuhuhuhuhuh
That could also be classified as an immature post.
"Leaders are the slaves of history"
-Tolstoy, book, "War & Peace" |
AUH20
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posted 09-27-98 06:52 PM ET
Or some jerk bragging about making the 69th post. I could see Red Dog doing this.
I've never known what 69 is, frankly. |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-27-98 07:05 PM ET
You don't want to.... |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 09-27-98 09:16 PM ET
He's bound to find out sooner or later. Noone can stay away from women forever................... |
SnowFire
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posted 09-27-98 10:43 PM ET
1,000- thousand
1,000,000- million
1,000,000,000- billion
1,000,000,000,000- trillion
1,000,000,000,000,000- quadrillion?
1,000,000,000,000,000,000- quintillion
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000- sextillion
That would be 1* 10^21, not 1*10^7.
After that is heptillion, octillion, novillion, and decillion.
"I'm sorry, but it cannot be. You don't know what 69 means."
-Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina, when Kitty rejects Levin, paraphrased. |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 09-30-98 09:06 PM ET
You know my name,
Look up my number,
Ehemm emm meme huhuh
Memehume ememem Haaaha
Hackhumamamamemmememem
hubulbububem. |
Roland
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posted 10-01-98 08:33 AM ET
Hmmm...just remember Jay Leno talking about 69 viagra related deaths...
Listen to "sweet 69" from babes in toyland, and you'll get an impression ...ehm... impression may not be a good word here... |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 10-01-98 05:26 PM ET
"All Americans love the sting of battle"
-George C Scott, playing George S Patton, movie "Patton" |
JB
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posted 10-01-98 10:53 PM ET
Ehh... yes, 10^21. I forgot to multiply by 3.
Gee, you don't know what 69 is? Look at the number... What does it look like?
On another note, Yo, I notice that you consistantly spell "no one" wrong. It is two words. And I suppose, well, 9/10 women stay away from women, as do 1/10 men. |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 10-01-98 11:07 PM ET
Well, I learned what 69 was in 7th grade, around yer age JB. AU, just think of em as people, & stare deeply, than E-Mail what you think to one of us.
As for all these corrections, leave me alone, I do things my own way, I hold pencils 'wrong', I type things different, I use seemingly endless run-on sentences, & noone(HA)can stop me.
Your faithful servant,
YYYH |
JB
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posted 10-01-98 11:28 PM ET
I learned 69 a few years back. The older students were joking about it, and when I asked, they basicly told me to do what you told AU to do. The answed dawned on me immedatly...
OK, we're getting naughty here. I think we should stop with this "magic number" |
Tolls
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posted 10-02-98 04:16 AM ET
And _what_ a magic number it is...:) |
JB
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posted 10-02-98 10:10 AM ET
Ehhh... yes, that too. |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 10-02-98 04:53 PM ET
Yes, it truly is a magical number, hehe. Any other naughty slangs we can discuss here now. Let me think, I got alot...........:)
Has your conservative mind figured it out yet AU?? Maybe I should just e-mail it to you, the 4th maybe if you dont get it by then. Maybe I should do what Domk tried to flame me for & turn this into a discussion of war, so everyone, hows The Napoleonic Wars for you?? :)
Your faithful servant,
YYYH |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 10-04-98 04:23 PM ET
other naughty things:
tossed salads
fudgepacking
eating out
beating da meat
horizontal dancing
hehehehe |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 10-04-98 04:46 PM ET
Some other naughty slang terms:
bangin
screwin
****in
sinkin your ship
spankin your monkey
DHE covered most of the rest, damn Im out. |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 10-05-98 09:02 PM ET
BEAVERS!
damn, I feel like I'm in 7th grade again... |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 10-05-98 09:09 PM ET
7th grade was my favorite year of my entire stay at school! Oh well, time to grow up everyone. Plus all these slangs just make the pain of knowing Ive hadnt done any of them in a month, even worse. Why do you think Im hell-bent on destroying the south, I need to pass the time!!
Your faithful & hell-bent general,
YYYH |
Tug
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posted 10-11-98 07:11 PM ET
Yo_Yo_Yo_hey: Why ARE you hell-bent? |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 10-11-98 08:17 PM ET
2 things:
1.) You dont have to type out my whole name, its a bitch, I know! Just type Yo, Yo_Yo, or my preference YYYH.
2.) Youd really have to check out some old posts in the I clubs & Moutn Olympus to find out why I say Im hell-bent(But I think jackass, ummm Domk spammed em into the 'nexus')
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH |
Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 10-12-98 12:07 PM ET
Lets try a new pointless topic:
What would an alien look like in your eyes??
Mine would be red, have large green eyes, 4 legs, no arms, a brain the size of two Domks(small huh?)& would easily be taken over by us homo sapiens! |
Dead Head Ed
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posted 10-12-98 09:29 PM ET
I think it would be purple, fuzzy, and shaped like a dinosaur.
wait, thats barney
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Yo _Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 10-13-98 04:34 PM ET
Yea!!! Site finally got 1000 as of now!! Not one forums has 3 digits anymore! |
Roland
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posted 10-14-98 08:36 AM ET
The alien topic...ehm, the alien's topic...no, the topic about aliens might be worth a thread in general comments. Whatcha think, Yo ? |