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Lurker posted 09-23-99 07:53 AM ET
turn the lights out.
Save energy for Jesus.
Schoop posted 09-23-99 10:37 AM ET
Have you ever read a story called "Will the Last Person To Leave the Planet Please Shut Off the Sun?" I can't remember who it's by.
It's about a migration from earth, told from the point of view of the people who refuse to leave, mostly complaining about how society is going to hell because everyone is leaving. (i.e. "there are only two baseball teams left now, and the Yankees always win...) Great story, topic reminded me of it.
ForcePacifist posted 09-23-99 11:25 AM ET
please leave the earth in the manner with which you found it.
oh- and wash your hands afterwards.
Rakeesh posted 09-23-99 04:57 PM ET
Will the last person to leave---
Take down the "Free T-shirt" sign
Put a warning label on New Jersey
Clean out the lint trap
Throw all those annoying "boy bands" off a large cliff onto the spiny rocks below
And leave a bunch of interesting "Artifacts" for future inhabitants to puzzle over and
somehow misinterperate into some sort of
subject for worship and multiple computer
games.
Suggested "Artifacts":
Several large toilets organized into a circle--- ah la stone-henge
A world altering clothes-dryer
Mummified remains of the "boy bands"
A list of "things to do" to be mistranslated into some sort of holy text.

Suggested "Ruins":
New Jersey

Suggested World Alterations:
Add an 'east pole'
Propegate large amounts of gunk all over th..... oh wait.. thats New Jersey again..
Raging Mouse posted 09-23-99 05:09 PM ET
Will the last person to leave:
1) Put up "We Apologize For The Inconvenience" -signs for future evolved sentient species?
2) Reboot and Reinstall Evolution (deluxe edition)?
Lurker posted 09-23-99 06:05 PM ET
Alternatively,
We can just piss off somewhere else that's more fun and leave this place to die in peace.
Sod energy conservation.
Sod Jesus
Koshko posted 09-23-99 11:49 PM ET
The last person that leaves must clean up after everyone else.
ForcePacifist posted 09-24-99 07:19 AM ET
nuke the site from space.
its the only way to be sure.
sir_penguin posted 09-24-99 02:11 PM ET
...please close the windows, we don't want any aliens breaking in to steal New Jersey.
Alexnm posted 09-25-99 12:40 AM ET
Will the last person to leave...
... really leave?
"Ah, now everything is mine! I am the supreme owner! The maximum landlord! The definitive ruler!"
Hmm... forget it.
Alexnm
Koshko posted 09-25-99 02:03 AM ET
Will the last person stay and lead all the imaginary friends into battle.
edgecrusher posted 09-26-99 10:45 PM ET
please put the toilet seat down.
leave a copy of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
"edgecrusher" ~ spartan probe team 'angelis'
Aredhran posted 09-27-99 08:15 AM ET
Lurker: bull****.
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Author	Topic: Will the Last Person to Leave........
Lurker	posted 09-23-99 07:53 AM ET turn the lights out. Save energy for Jesus.
Schoop	posted 09-23-99 10:37 AM ET Have you ever read a story called "Will the Last Person To Leave the Planet Please Shut Off the Sun?" I can't remember who it's by. It's about a migration from earth, told from the point of view of the people who refuse to leave, mostly complaining about how society is going to hell because everyone is leaving. (i.e. "there are only two baseball teams left now, and the Yankees always win...) Great story, topic reminded me of it.
ForcePacifist	posted 09-23-99 11:25 AM ET please leave the earth in the manner with which you found it. oh- and wash your hands afterwards.
Rakeesh	posted 09-23-99 04:57 PM ET Will the last person to leave--- Take down the "Free T-shirt" sign Put a warning label on New Jersey Clean out the lint trap Throw all those annoying "boy bands" off a large cliff onto the spiny rocks below And leave a bunch of interesting "Artifacts" for future inhabitants to puzzle over and somehow misinterperate into some sort of subject for worship and multiple computer games. Suggested "Artifacts": Several large toilets organized into a circle--- ah la stone-henge A world altering clothes-dryer Mummified remains of the "boy bands" A list of "things to do" to be mistranslated into some sort of holy text. Suggested "Ruins": New Jersey Suggested World Alterations: Add an 'east pole' Propegate large amounts of gunk all over th..... oh wait.. thats New Jersey again..
Raging Mouse	posted 09-23-99 05:09 PM ET Will the last person to leave: 1) Put up "We Apologize For The Inconvenience" -signs for future evolved sentient species? 2) Reboot and Reinstall Evolution (deluxe edition)?
Lurker	posted 09-23-99 06:05 PM ET Alternatively, We can just piss off somewhere else that's more fun and leave this place to die in peace. Sod energy conservation. Sod Jesus
Koshko	posted 09-23-99 11:49 PM ET The last person that leaves must clean up after everyone else.
ForcePacifist	posted 09-24-99 07:19 AM ET nuke the site from space. its the only way to be sure.
sir_penguin	posted 09-24-99 02:11 PM ET ...please close the windows, we don't want any aliens breaking in to steal New Jersey.
Alexnm	posted 09-25-99 12:40 AM ET Will the last person to leave... ... really leave? "Ah, now everything is mine! I am the supreme owner! The maximum landlord! The definitive ruler!" Hmm... forget it. Alexnm
Koshko	posted 09-25-99 02:03 AM ET Will the last person stay and lead all the imaginary friends into battle.
edgecrusher	posted 09-26-99 10:45 PM ET please put the toilet seat down. leave a copy of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. "edgecrusher" ~ spartan probe team 'angelis'
Aredhran	posted 09-27-99 08:15 AM ET Lurker: bull****.