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Darkstar posted 04-07-99 01:27 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Darkstar   Click Here to Email Darkstar  
Darkstar Press Services -

This just in!

Yin26 was unmasked today to reveal that it is a virtual ID of Brian Reynolds! When asked why, Brian said that with the way everyone treats him and and Sid, that they can't share their thoughts on new strategies, gameplay, tactics, and more importantly, conversation using their official Firaxis identities. "While its nice that so many of our customers are nice, it does grow boring that no one is willing to disagree with us. So we started using virtual IDs. After all, this *is* the Internet." Brian Reynolds was quoted as saying.

Rumor has it that Jeffrey Briggs and other members of the Alpha Centariu team not only practice this common Internet technique as well, but are some of the Forums most outspoken members.

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Happy Late April Fools! :-)

-Darkstar

Bossman posted 04-07-99 01:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bossman  Click Here to Email Bossman     
And you expect everyone to believe that, we want proof.
Rong posted 04-07-99 01:34 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Rong  Click Here to Email Rong     
Sorry but I've heard enough yin jokes for this lifetime.

Sid, Brian and Yin walk into a bar and the bartender says...

Chris Pine FIRAXIS posted 04-07-99 02:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Chris Pine FIRAXIS  Click Here to Email Chris Pine FIRAXIS     
I AM THE WEINERDOG!!! I ADMIT....

oops...

wrong thread.

<sheepish grin, then bolts the other way>

Mortis posted 04-07-99 09:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
So your pretty bored now that SMAC is out, huh?
yin26 posted 04-07-99 11:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for yin26  Click Here to Email yin26     
Darkstar:

Persuant to sections 3.078 (a, c, f) and 198.901 (a: 1-7) of the Internet Penal Code, you are hereby ordered by NATO, Bill Gates, and several extinct but once very powerful civilizations to "Cease and Desist."

It has been determined that your post poses a vital threat to the financial interests of SMAC, Sid Meier, Chris Pines, and several senior citizens who get paid slave wages to enter code.

We ask that you retract the above allegations forthwith in aknowledgement of wrongdoing and malicious intent.

Sincerely,

Censorus Issur Vitalis III
Judge
High Court of Internet Appeals
Cyberspace

Shining1 posted 04-08-99 12:44 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Shining1  Click Here to Email Shining1     
No, its true!

And I'm actually Deirdre.

yin26 posted 04-08-99 12:57 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for yin26  Click Here to Email yin26     
Shiny!

Don't tell me you re-installed the game yet! Did you? We gotta gut this one out together, man. CEO Benjamin, too.

"Patch 4! Hear our Cry! No More Rangeless Missles / Pouring from the Sky!"

[repeat until it hurts]

Yin
Second in Command
S.S. Minnow

Ronbo posted 04-08-99 03:42 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ronbo    
Hey! That was MY idea! (Ask Yin-we exchanged e-mail about this last week...)

The only difference was that I was planning to make him Sid, not Brian...

yin26 posted 04-08-99 03:54 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for yin26  Click Here to Email yin26     
Ronbo,

Dude, who are you?

Just kidding...What my good man says is true. His idea.

Darkstar, I must now regretfully add "Theft of Intellectual Property" to the list of crimes this one post is threatening you with.

Retract it, Darkstar. Admit it's all a lie--or I'll send a pack of lawyers to...wait, wrong game.

umbra1 posted 04-08-99 04:54 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for umbra1    
I'm Brian Reynolds!
BlackStar posted 04-08-99 04:55 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BlackStar    
No, I'm Brian Reynolds!
Hope30 posted 04-08-99 04:56 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hope30    
I'm Brian Reynolds and so is my wife.
Bossman posted 04-08-99 05:49 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bossman  Click Here to Email Bossman     
Sorry but you are all WRONG I am Brian Reynolds Brother. James Reynolds and if you think I am lying contact Firaxis.
HMFIC posted 04-08-99 10:05 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for HMFIC  Click Here to Email HMFIC     
I thought my weiner dog was Brian Reynolds.
Bossman posted 04-08-99 10:06 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bossman  Click Here to Email Bossman     
You are probably right.
paraskous posted 04-08-99 11:47 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for paraskous    
LOL, Hope!
Good quote - but aren't we all Brian then?
Hope30 posted 04-08-99 12:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hope30    
Actually, It was all me, do you know the trouble I went to get to get three different forum Ids ? The joke needed it though...

Umbra 1

Bossman posted 04-08-99 12:09 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bossman  Click Here to Email Bossman     
Well you are definetly NOT me!
Gorth posted 04-08-99 08:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Gorth  Click Here to Email Gorth     
No, no, no!!!!! YOu all have it wrong. My Physics Teacher is BR. (Really, he look exactly like him-well minus the beard)
Q Cubed posted 04-08-99 09:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
hmmm...

that's odd, because i, as William Gates, have decided to sue Firaxis for protraying me as Nwabudike Morgan. I do NOT want to be a monopoly. I simply find that our competitors don't want to compete, or "play".

December Man posted 04-09-99 01:22 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for December Man    
Will the real Brain Reynolds please stand up?
December Man posted 04-09-99 01:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for December Man    
OOOPS!!! Sorry, did I type Brain. . . it should be Brian.
Bossman posted 04-09-99 01:24 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bossman  Click Here to Email Bossman     
Please can we not start this again the REAL Brian Reynolds is probably wallowing on some Carribean island lapping up the sun using his cut of the profits from SMAC. He definetly will not be listening in on this forum. The Fake BRYAN REYNOLDS is lurking around somewhere. Beware of him he is a complete freak.
Brion Reynolds FIRAXIS posted 04-09-99 03:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Brion Reynolds FIRAXIS    
HEY!
Bluemax posted 04-09-99 03:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemax    
I vote that Bossman is Bryan Reynolds. No self-respecting gamer would ever call Bryan a freak. It could only be Himself practicing self-depracting humor.

By the way Bryan, what Caribbean island are you on? Even though you're a freak, I'll go there and grovel.

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