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Topic: Breaking News - Yin Is really Brian Reynolds!
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Darkstar |
posted 04-07-99 01:27 PM ET
Darkstar Press Services -This just in! Yin26 was unmasked today to reveal that it is a virtual ID of Brian Reynolds! When asked why, Brian said that with the way everyone treats him and and Sid, that they can't share their thoughts on new strategies, gameplay, tactics, and more importantly, conversation using their official Firaxis identities. "While its nice that so many of our customers are nice, it does grow boring that no one is willing to disagree with us. So we started using virtual IDs. After all, this *is* the Internet." Brian Reynolds was quoted as saying. Rumor has it that Jeffrey Briggs and other members of the Alpha Centariu team not only practice this common Internet technique as well, but are some of the Forums most outspoken members. ****************** Happy Late April Fools! :-) -Darkstar
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Bossman
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posted 04-07-99 01:29 PM ET
And you expect everyone to believe that, we want proof. |
Rong
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posted 04-07-99 01:34 PM ET
Sorry but I've heard enough yin jokes for this lifetime.Sid, Brian and Yin walk into a bar and the bartender says... |
Chris Pine FIRAXIS
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posted 04-07-99 02:10 PM ET
I AM THE WEINERDOG!!! I ADMIT....oops... wrong thread. <sheepish grin, then bolts the other way> |
Mortis
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posted 04-07-99 09:47 PM ET
So your pretty bored now that SMAC is out, huh? |
yin26
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posted 04-07-99 11:01 PM ET
Darkstar:Persuant to sections 3.078 (a, c, f) and 198.901 (a: 1-7) of the Internet Penal Code, you are hereby ordered by NATO, Bill Gates, and several extinct but once very powerful civilizations to "Cease and Desist." It has been determined that your post poses a vital threat to the financial interests of SMAC, Sid Meier, Chris Pines, and several senior citizens who get paid slave wages to enter code. We ask that you retract the above allegations forthwith in aknowledgement of wrongdoing and malicious intent. Sincerely, Censorus Issur Vitalis III Judge High Court of Internet Appeals Cyberspace |
Shining1
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posted 04-08-99 12:44 AM ET
No, its true!And I'm actually Deirdre. |
yin26
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posted 04-08-99 12:57 AM ET
Shiny!Don't tell me you re-installed the game yet! Did you? We gotta gut this one out together, man. CEO Benjamin, too. "Patch 4! Hear our Cry! No More Rangeless Missles / Pouring from the Sky!" [repeat until it hurts] Yin Second in Command S.S. Minnow |
Ronbo
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posted 04-08-99 03:42 AM ET
Hey! That was MY idea! (Ask Yin-we exchanged e-mail about this last week...)The only difference was that I was planning to make him Sid, not Brian... |
yin26
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posted 04-08-99 03:54 AM ET
Ronbo,Dude, who are you? Just kidding...What my good man says is true. His idea. Darkstar, I must now regretfully add "Theft of Intellectual Property" to the list of crimes this one post is threatening you with. Retract it, Darkstar. Admit it's all a lie--or I'll send a pack of lawyers to...wait, wrong game.
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umbra1
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posted 04-08-99 04:54 AM ET
I'm Brian Reynolds! |
BlackStar
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posted 04-08-99 04:55 AM ET
No, I'm Brian Reynolds! |
Hope30
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posted 04-08-99 04:56 AM ET
I'm Brian Reynolds and so is my wife. |
Bossman
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posted 04-08-99 05:49 AM ET
Sorry but you are all WRONG I am Brian Reynolds Brother. James Reynolds and if you think I am lying contact Firaxis. |
HMFIC
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posted 04-08-99 10:05 AM ET
I thought my weiner dog was Brian Reynolds. |
Bossman
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posted 04-08-99 10:06 AM ET
You are probably right. |
paraskous
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posted 04-08-99 11:47 AM ET
LOL, Hope! Good quote - but aren't we all Brian then? |
Hope30
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posted 04-08-99 12:06 PM ET
Actually, It was all me, do you know the trouble I went to get to get three different forum Ids ? The joke needed it though...Umbra 1 |
Bossman
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posted 04-08-99 12:09 PM ET
Well you are definetly NOT me! |
Gorth
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posted 04-08-99 08:48 PM ET
No, no, no!!!!! YOu all have it wrong. My Physics Teacher is BR. (Really, he look exactly like him-well minus the beard) |
Q Cubed
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posted 04-08-99 09:10 PM ET
hmmm...that's odd, because i, as William Gates, have decided to sue Firaxis for protraying me as Nwabudike Morgan. I do NOT want to be a monopoly. I simply find that our competitors don't want to compete, or "play". |
December Man
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posted 04-09-99 01:22 PM ET
Will the real Brain Reynolds please stand up? |
December Man
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posted 04-09-99 01:23 PM ET
OOOPS!!! Sorry, did I type Brain. . . it should be Brian. |
Bossman
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posted 04-09-99 01:24 PM ET
Please can we not start this again the REAL Brian Reynolds is probably wallowing on some Carribean island lapping up the sun using his cut of the profits from SMAC. He definetly will not be listening in on this forum. The Fake BRYAN REYNOLDS is lurking around somewhere. Beware of him he is a complete freak. |
Brion Reynolds FIRAXIS
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posted 04-09-99 03:28 PM ET
HEY! |
Bluemax
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posted 04-09-99 03:53 PM ET
I vote that Bossman is Bryan Reynolds. No self-respecting gamer would ever call Bryan a freak. It could only be Himself practicing self-depracting humor.By the way Bryan, what Caribbean island are you on? Even though you're a freak, I'll go there and grovel. |