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Freddz posted 06-24-99 10:51 AM ET
I've gotten a TV job here in good 'ol Sweden. It redefines how Swedish blondes look. Man... Blond bombing, is that a good word...? No? Too bad I'm just temporarily employed here... Gnngnn...
Galen posted 06-24-99 11:59 AM ET
I visited Sweden last year. I liked it, but the only TV I watched was MTV, so I don't know what you mean.
Freddz posted 06-24-99 12:34 PM ET
Well, actually the girls aren't only the news readers you see in TV. They're on make up/sales/camera crew and so on.... (and we're only just over 30 ppl where I am). No wonder I'm happy on my job. And they're all quite charming. Hmmm... too bad they're all probably hooked up.
Aredhran posted 06-24-99 12:40 PM ET
Well Freddz, if you have the Ewan "Obi-Wan" McGregor looks you've been boasting, it shouldn't be a problem for you if these girls are even *remotely* like Nell
Aredhran
Nell_Smith posted 06-24-99 04:38 PM ET
Now look here... I have first claim on anyone who (a) looks even *remotely* like the Sainted Ewan or (b) sounds anything like him either, so, blonde or not, it's gonna take more than a posse of Swedish bombshells to stand in my way...
Nell... thinking of good uses for the AWOL Trip's 8-barrelled flamer...
HelloKitty posted 06-24-99 06:15 PM ET
You can have Ewwwwan. I will take care of the bombshells.
P.S. I think Miriam is cute in a butch kind of way.
Nell_Smith posted 06-24-99 06:49 PM ET
Kitty:
Fair enough... equal division of the spoils, eh?
Nell... thinking that it would take more than plastic surgery to make Miriam cute... hmmmm perhaps facial removal?
Freddz posted 06-24-99 07:15 PM ET
Aredhran: The first time we met, the conversation went like this:
Freddz: "Hi, I'm Freddz."
The blondes study me.
Blondes: "We don't like Star wars."
They walk away.
Rotten luck, eh?
Maybe they thought I looked like Yoda?
Freddz posted 06-24-99 07:25 PM ET
Nell: Send me the picture, a love letter and I'm all yours .
[I've been staring in the mirror a long while now, wondering why my face looks so much greener than my neighbour's... Maybe I'm growing complexes, huh?]
Nell_Smith posted 06-24-99 08:37 PM ET
Freddz:
You look like Ewan AND Yoda?!?! Wow... you're obviously a man of many talents...
Nell... lmao (again)
PS: May The Force Be With You... although it sounds like it already is... hehe
Aredhran posted 06-25-99 03:49 AM ET
Freddz, may I suggest a good ole Jedi mindtrick on these blondes ?
(Unless you prefer taking up Nell's offer)
Aredhran
Nell_Smith posted 06-25-99 04:58 PM ET
Aredhran:
My offer? Did I make an offer?
Oh dear... I'm obviously sleep-typing again. Yes... that would explain why my posts make no sense.
Mystery solved!
Nell... obviously under the influence of someone's Jedi mindtricks... the question is, whose??
Aredhran posted 06-25-99 09:28 PM ET
Nell- wish I could say "mine", but
Aredhran
Freddz posted 06-26-99 09:57 AM ET
Nell, try to relax. You're shoulder's relaxed? Good. Now, look into the screen... closer... closer... that's it... Try to keep your eyes as close to the screen as you can. Closer. Good. Now, if you have a clock in the room.... listen to it... Sleeepyy... Tirrreddd..... Relaaaxx... Doooo... diiii.... closer... cloooossseeerrr...
Good. Hehe... Good, Nell, good... When I say "bump", you will wake up...
Now repeat after me:
"I... loooooovvvee.... Freddz.... and .... I'm going .... to writee ...him... a ...love.... letter. I'm going... to... do ...it... right... after....I ...hear eh.... read.... bump."
Bump!
HelloKitty posted 06-26-99 01:01 PM ET
This is not the post you're looking for
move along
Nell_Smith posted 06-26-99 03:24 PM ET
Aredhran:
Hmmm well you'd need to be a Jedi Master at least for the mindtricks to work on me, so let's see:
1. For (a) being Dilbert, (b) being an AD&Der and (c) writing all those episodes in the Return of the Newbie Terrorists, you hold the rank of Jedi Knight.
2. For killing me off in the aforesaid thread, you get demoted to Padawan Apprentice.
3. If you unkill me, you get promoted back up to Jedi Knight.
4. If you can top all that, Jedi Mastership is yours...
5. PS: I have a +5 Planet Rating against all Psi attacks, and that includes mindtricks...
I would write more, but I keep getting a strange subliminal urge to write letters to someone calling himself Yoda Ewan Freddz McGregor?!?! Very odd.
Nell... currently ranking as Assistant Jedi Janitor, Second Class
JohnIII posted 06-26-99 03:32 PM ET
Jedi? I'm working my way up to Darth status, when I get a TIE Defender
John III
Nell_Smith posted 06-26-99 11:10 PM ET
John:
Surely Darth IS a Jedi, but on the Dark Side? Hmmm now that would be a hard choice... The Sainted Ewan or The Unholy Darth... maybe I could have one of them Monday-Friday and the other for light weekend relief?
Nell... wishing Darth Vader hadn't been played by the Green Cross Code man... that kinda spoiled his mystique!
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Author	Topic: TV in Sweden
Freddz	posted 06-24-99 10:51 AM ET I've gotten a TV job here in good 'ol Sweden. It redefines how Swedish blondes look. Man... Blond bombing, is that a good word...? No? Too bad I'm just temporarily employed here... Gnngnn...
Galen	posted 06-24-99 11:59 AM ET I visited Sweden last year. I liked it, but the only TV I watched was MTV, so I don't know what you mean.
Freddz	posted 06-24-99 12:34 PM ET Well, actually the girls aren't only the news readers you see in TV. They're on make up/sales/camera crew and so on.... (and we're only just over 30 ppl where I am). No wonder I'm happy on my job. And they're all quite charming. Hmmm... too bad they're all probably hooked up.
Aredhran	posted 06-24-99 12:40 PM ET Well Freddz, if you have the Ewan "Obi-Wan" McGregor looks you've been boasting, it shouldn't be a problem for you if these girls are even remotely like Nell Aredhran
Nell_Smith	posted 06-24-99 04:38 PM ET Now look here... I have first claim on anyone who (a) looks even remotely like the Sainted Ewan or (b) sounds anything like him either, so, blonde or not, it's gonna take more than a posse of Swedish bombshells to stand in my way... Nell... thinking of good uses for the AWOL Trip's 8-barrelled flamer...
HelloKitty	posted 06-24-99 06:15 PM ET You can have Ewwwwan. I will take care of the bombshells. P.S. I think Miriam is cute in a butch kind of way.
Nell_Smith	posted 06-24-99 06:49 PM ET Kitty: Fair enough... equal division of the spoils, eh? Nell... thinking that it would take more than plastic surgery to make Miriam cute... hmmmm perhaps facial removal?
Freddz	posted 06-24-99 07:15 PM ET Aredhran: The first time we met, the conversation went like this: Freddz: "Hi, I'm Freddz." The blondes study me. Blondes: "We don't like Star wars." They walk away. Rotten luck, eh? Maybe they thought I looked like Yoda?
Freddz	posted 06-24-99 07:25 PM ET Nell: Send me the picture, a love letter and I'm all yours . [I've been staring in the mirror a long while now, wondering why my face looks so much greener than my neighbour's... Maybe I'm growing complexes, huh?]
Nell_Smith	posted 06-24-99 08:37 PM ET Freddz: You look like Ewan AND Yoda?!?! Wow... you're obviously a man of many talents... Nell... lmao (again) PS: May The Force Be With You... although it sounds like it already is... hehe
Aredhran	posted 06-25-99 03:49 AM ET Freddz, may I suggest a good ole Jedi mindtrick on these blondes ? (Unless you prefer taking up Nell's offer) Aredhran
Nell_Smith	posted 06-25-99 04:58 PM ET Aredhran: My offer? Did I make an offer? Oh dear... I'm obviously sleep-typing again. Yes... that would explain why my posts make no sense. Mystery solved! Nell... obviously under the influence of someone's Jedi mindtricks... the question is, whose??
Aredhran	posted 06-25-99 09:28 PM ET Nell- wish I could say "mine", but Aredhran
Freddz	posted 06-26-99 09:57 AM ET Nell, try to relax. You're shoulder's relaxed? Good. Now, look into the screen... closer... closer... that's it... Try to keep your eyes as close to the screen as you can. Closer. Good. Now, if you have a clock in the room.... listen to it... Sleeepyy... Tirrreddd..... Relaaaxx... Doooo... diiii.... closer... cloooossseeerrr... Good. Hehe... Good, Nell, good... When I say "bump", you will wake up... Now repeat after me: "I... loooooovvvee.... Freddz.... and .... I'm going .... to writee ...him... a ...love.... letter. I'm going... to... do ...it... right... after....I ...hear eh.... read.... bump." Bump!
HelloKitty	posted 06-26-99 01:01 PM ET This is not the post you're looking for move along
Nell_Smith	posted 06-26-99 03:24 PM ET Aredhran: Hmmm well you'd need to be a Jedi Master at least for the mindtricks to work on me, so let's see: 1. For (a) being Dilbert, (b) being an AD&Der and (c) writing all those episodes in the Return of the Newbie Terrorists, you hold the rank of Jedi Knight. 2. For killing me off in the aforesaid thread, you get demoted to Padawan Apprentice. 3. If you unkill me, you get promoted back up to Jedi Knight. 4. If you can top all that, Jedi Mastership is yours... 5. PS: I have a +5 Planet Rating against all Psi attacks, and that includes mindtricks... I would write more, but I keep getting a strange subliminal urge to write letters to someone calling himself Yoda Ewan Freddz McGregor?!?! Very odd. Nell... currently ranking as Assistant Jedi Janitor, Second Class
JohnIII	posted 06-26-99 03:32 PM ET Jedi? I'm working my way up to Darth status, when I get a TIE Defender John III
Nell_Smith	posted 06-26-99 11:10 PM ET John: Surely Darth IS a Jedi, but on the Dark Side? Hmmm now that would be a hard choice... The Sainted Ewan or The Unholy Darth... maybe I could have one of them Monday-Friday and the other for light weekend relief? Nell... wishing Darth Vader hadn't been played by the Green Cross Code man... that kinda spoiled his mystique!