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Topic: Hi Mike
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Rimmer |
posted 06-20-99 09:33 PM ET
Hello everyone I would like to announce the future marriage of Mike the grape and myself. Mike has recently taken a special interest in myself. I love you too.Oh and to keep this on topic. Who has the best Miriam joke hahahaha. AJR B.S.C. S.S.C.
Mike's Tossed Salad
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HelloKitty
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posted 06-24-99 02:09 PM ET
Shut up Mikes a prick but he's all man!!!! |
Rackam
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posted 06-26-99 10:06 AM ET
Rimmer - Don't you have wings to pull of flys or something?Kitty - Mike always seemed ok to me.  |
Aredhran
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posted 06-26-99 11:42 AM ET
Mike is a decent poster, has an interesting conversation, and just because he took offense at Rimmer's quote in his signature (which I found pretty offensive myself, by the way - but I just did not bother speaking up) does not make him a prick.Aredhran
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HelloKitty
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posted 06-26-99 12:47 PM ET
Mike and I have made up now. We are all smile boy that's annoying |
MichaeltheGreat
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posted 06-26-99 03:23 PM ET
Aredhran, Rackam and Darkstar (from a different post) thanks for speaking up for me, and yes, Kitty and I are on good terms, in fact we're starting in a new PBEM together. I progressively ratcheted up the flames on Rimmer, so Kitty was angry with some of the statements I made, which were, in all honesty, going a little far off the scale. The unfortunate nature of the written word (and these $%^& uneditable forums) is that the words exchanged last a lot longer than the heat of the moment that launched them.By the way, I think Rimmer's "marriage of Mike the grape" here was pretty damned funny, so I have nothing against Rimmer himself either. Some of Rimmer's other posts were pretty funny too, so I don't want to see him disappear from the forums - I'd just like to live without the tag line, which he hasn't used in his most recent posts. I'm in favor of letting the whole issue drop. |
OldWarrior_42
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posted 06-26-99 07:01 PM ET
Works for me....MtG...I would have stood for you too if it had gone on further and for the worse....but you can handle yourself quite well and did so in fact. |
Rimmer
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posted 06-27-99 01:00 AM ET
Alright AlrightHow about I change the line to french so I only offend people who don't post here? I've been gone for a few days but I'm back. Either way I will offer a blood truce in exchange for exclusive rights to the Mike the Grape line. |
Rimmer
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posted 06-27-99 01:00 AM ET
Kittytraitor |
MichaeltheGreat
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posted 06-27-99 01:51 AM ET
OK - I'll grant exclusive rights to Mike the Grape. |
HelloKitty
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posted 06-27-99 12:59 PM ET
Great now we're going to see mike the grape t-shirts, coffee mugs, toothpicks, underoos, and toilet products. Just what I needed to wipe with.You should all be Morgan MtG toilet paper, if you can't beat his scores you can still get even. Kitty
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HelloKitty
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posted 06-27-99 12:59 PM ET
Sorry, that was pretty gross. |
MichaeltheGreat
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posted 06-27-99 03:23 PM ET
Kitty - Meow, phhhhhhfffft Actually, I thought it was hilarious.  I always thought political toilet paper prints would work well as a Morganic idea - Nixon, Reagan, Carter, Clinton, elephants and donkeys, Sierra Club or NRA logos etc. A tad on the crude side perhaps, but no less dignified or meaningful than what goes on regularly in the Capitol building. |
Nell_Smith
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posted 06-27-99 03:36 PM ET
Actually, in the UK you can buy toilet paper with political caricatures on it... can't remember who makes it, but they sometimes advertise in the satirical magazine Private Eye, and also in Viz too IIRC. Never let it be said that we British love toilet humour!! hehe Nell  |