The Great Sephiroth |
posted 06-17-99 08:10 PM ET
Hardman has a very bad case of Calltopoweritis. It is caused by playing CtP, and Hardman has had so much of that game, im supprised he still has some intellegence (though not much). I have proven that CtP causes the brain to detereorate, causing bad grammar, and the need to say phrases like 'thats gay', 'shag me', and 'I want my own mother'. I suggest the Hive Buster Treatment Program. Drop 3 planet busters on Yang every day for 2 weeks, and then come and see me. If you are not better, I will put you on the Nerve Gas Miriam Program. Both have had wide sucsess in many of my patients, though side effects include loss of sleep, loss of interest in Non-SMAC things, and posting blah messages. Dr. Sephiroth SMAC.D.
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