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Aredhran posted 06-17-99 09:57 AM ET
5 posts
32 words total, 20 different ones
107 characters
3 All
1 Am
2 Are
1 Arsehole
1 Cunt
1 Each
3 Gay
1 Hardman
1 Her
2 I
1 No
1 Other
2 Shag
1 Shot
1 Thank
2 The
2 Twats
1 Up
1 Who
4 You
Not bad for 1 day since registration date...

HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:01 AM ET
this is a some more word to add to your list **** **** wanker tosser blow job shaging your mum
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:03 AM ET
the thing that put the star over the word this is for you you ****ing gay goat belowing cock sucking wanker
quizara tafwid posted 06-17-99 10:13 AM ET
HARDMAN: Too inbred to know that shagging is spelled with two g's? Besides, your posting does nothing to piss me off, just entertaining to see how ignorant and stupid you are.
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:16 AM ET
i was not talking to you you prick
quizara tafwid posted 06-17-99 10:24 AM ET
HARDMAN: Apparently, punctuation and capitalization are also beyond your grasp. The correct way to state the above is "I was not talking to you, you prick!"
Also, when you speak, does it echo real loud in your head?
Rackam posted 06-17-99 10:26 AM ET
*golf-claps quizara tafwid*
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:28 AM ET
go **** each other you too
Aredhran posted 06-17-99 10:31 AM ET
That would be "you two", I presume ?
quizara tafwid posted 06-17-99 10:31 AM ET
HARDMAN: Apparently, homophones are a problem with you also. The correct way to state the above is "Go **** each other, you two."
I assume the voices in your head are getting louder?
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:32 AM ET
i don't matter how i spell you get the ****ing meaning
quizara tafwid posted 06-17-99 10:34 AM ET
HARDMAN: "i don't matter..." how appropriate!
Rackam posted 06-17-99 10:35 AM ET
Oh, it's a session of 'Educating the moron'.
May I suggest "It doesn't matter how I spell, you get the ****ing meaning."
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:36 AM ET
what a ****ing name you must be gay
quizara tafwid posted 06-17-99 10:39 AM ET
Rackam: Have you noticed how easy it was to put HARDMAN on the defensive? It is quite apparent that HARDMAN is suffering from low self esteem and really doesn't have the chutzpah to carry on his campaign of "pissing people off".
Aredhran posted 06-17-99 10:44 AM ET
His problem is that he simply does not have the brains...
Aredhran posted 06-17-99 10:44 AM ET
I mean, I can hear the echo inside his head from here !
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:46 AM ET
**** you you pedafile
Resource Consumer posted 06-17-99 10:46 AM ET
He's not pissing anyone off, surely. I can't wait for his 1000th post - by that time he might have the language and grammatical skills of a cretin.
How about a new custon faction - the Hardman faction:
spelling -5
grammar -5
social skills -5
can't think of any plus points!
Resource Consumer posted 06-17-99 10:48 AM ET
.... and before you f***ing well say anything, w***er, I know it shoulf be "custom" not "custon"
Probably wasting my time as the dickbrain wouldn't notice anyway.
OldWarrior_42 posted 06-17-99 10:49 AM ET
He is screwing around back and force from here to non smac... I just told him that he committed a felony and that I sent his IP address to the web police
Aredhran posted 06-17-99 10:50 AM ET
PEDOPHILE, not pedafile
evil_conquerer posted 06-17-99 10:52 AM ET
quazira tifwid: No, the voices in his head are giving him the silent treatment. Which leaves unanswered a very important question: Do the voices in his head have better grammar than he does?
Rackam posted 06-17-99 10:54 AM ET
HARDMAN - "Paediphile"
quizara tafwid - I agree. I have noticed that people such as this seem to have become endemic across Internet. I'm staff (like an IRCop) on a MUSH and I regularly have to boot ones like this off repeatedly. The problem is they crave attention and as far as most of them are concerned, even bad attention is good. It's quite sad really.
Sam Spammer posted 06-17-99 10:55 AM ET
Finally, someone worse than me!
Aredhran posted 06-17-99 10:59 AM ET
Hey, while I'm at it, I might as well pick on my good friend OldWarrior too... "back and forth", not "back and force"
The difference between OW and HM ? OW will actually learn from his mistakes
Aredhran posted 06-17-99 11:00 AM ET
Sam, you mean you were craving for attention with these stupid smily things ?
OldWarrior_42 posted 06-17-99 11:01 AM ET
Doh!... Dam typos you know that
Sam Spammer posted 06-17-99 11:07 AM ET
Rebooted brain. Reloaded ethics program. Now I'm limited to only one or two smileys per post.
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 11:11 AM ET
**** you all
quizara tafwid posted 06-17-99 11:15 AM ET
HARDMAN: That should be "**** all of you!" It's important that the verb is acting on the noun, not the adjective.
Rackam posted 06-17-99 11:16 AM ET
I wonder if that was HARDMANese for 'goodbye'
Resource Consumer posted 06-17-99 11:16 AM ET
Hooray - he's back.
You know, **** is all he can spell
OldWarrior_42 posted 06-17-99 11:16 AM ET
If I were you Hardman, I would get out of the room I was in and off that computer before the web police have enough time to trace your location based on your IP address. Hurry...and dont look back over your shoulder..time's a wastein'.
Q Cubed posted 06-17-99 11:48 AM ET
yeah, resource: all it requires is four asterisks.
really, i had no idea the forums could get this bad.
*sniff
ya'll prolly think i'm some cantankerous old coot who was here a long time ago.
well, now that i've seen this, i apologize to you newbies. ya'll aren't so bad. if we could just get rid of people like him...
Resource Consumer posted 06-17-99 12:00 PM ET
Welcome back from a Newbie (can I say that word?). I don't think you're cankankerous. And even if I did - at least you're not H***MAN
OldWarrior_42 posted 06-17-99 12:04 PM ET
Q...I think we just did get rid of him...but he will be back as someone else or another just like him. They come and go all the time. You just have to know whom the truly decent people are and whom to ignore or rag till they leave.
bene4 posted 06-17-99 12:41 PM ET
Man that's funny. Up there with "SMAC is making me fat", "Newbies VS Vets" interpretation of Star Wars (I guess it's "A New Hope" now), and a few other very humorous posts that have graced these forums.
Eris posted 06-17-99 02:35 PM ET
People like that must have a strong masochistic streak. I assume so, at least, simply because repeatedly humiliating yourself in public seems masochistic to me.
I often wonder what the motivation for such posters is. The problem is, you can't ask them...
Eris (rectal-cranial inversion is such a dreadful disease)
Bossman posted 06-17-99 02:48 PM ET
I think the words we are looking for Ladies and Gentlemen is

P*SS OFF HARDMAN!
YOU ARE AN UNWANTED S*IT PLACED WITHIN EARSHOT OF THESE UNFURTUNATE PEOPLE TO HEAR YOUR MONOTONOUS WHINING.
GROW UP, CHILL OUT
To Quote "Chill Winstarn"
Are you from East London?
Nell_Smith posted 06-17-99 04:40 PM ET
Oi Oi Bossman! Hope you're not dissin' the East End Posse!!
Hardman wouldn't last three minutes in the East End, believe me...hehe
Nell... Lahndoner froo an' froo
PS: Well, except I'm not actually from London... errr... oh well
jimmytrick posted 06-17-99 04:51 PM ET
I guess I picked a good day to go out of town.
trippin daily posted 06-17-99 05:41 PM ET
I am ashamed of you all who fell for this loser's trap. You all gave him so much attention, taunting him on, post after post after post in all but a few minutes time. Now he know she can get attention here, he is gonna come here. I am embarassed at my fellow forumers.
Trippin Daily
- -
Krushala posted 06-17-99 05:59 PM ET
Wow I leave the forum for a day and look what happens.
Yes trippin daily, like most little kids. If you ignore them eventually they will shut up. But I guess everyone was amused at how each post was more stupid than the last.
Resource Consumer posted 06-17-99 06:18 PM ET
Now hold it guys. I think you've got it wrong here.
While you were asleep in your beds. Warrior HARDMAN was fighting the lonely struggle for free speech.
I admit that it's a pity that he is such a dickbrain but, Christ, he wasn't half entertaining.
Resource Consumer
A true Londoner
Koshko posted 06-17-99 11:41 PM ET
amusing set of posts the way you all mock him after he show off his extensive mastery of the english language
It is ironic that his name is all caps yet his sentences are all lowercase letters.
LoD posted 06-18-99 07:38 AM ET
My God... It's simply impossible - this guy is actually *worse* than Kalahari, who at least followed some kind of logic (not to mention grammar rules).
LoD
evil_conquerer posted 06-18-99 09:39 AM ET
I am severely insulted, hardman (I refuse to give the name dignity by capitalizing it). I hope you realize that that was the first time somebody flamed me. Sure, I've been in a few heated debates before, but no actual flames. No, it couldn't be a sophisticated flame like the kind trip does. Instead, all I got was "**** you all". I've been waiting months for that?? I didn't have to even have to don an asbestos(r) suit for that one. I sincerely hope that the mental institute finally catches up to you and puts you back in that padded cell where you belong.
Resource Consumer posted 06-18-99 09:47 AM ET
You'll have to wait several months for the h-word to do it again while he concentrates and summons his mental energy.
korn469 posted 06-18-99 09:53 AM ET
this reminds me of the battle net forums. one guys was talking about how he thought the terrans were unbalanced and then presented alot of ideas that were less that brillant or fair and the next guy completely flamed him it was hilarious it really funny and completey cracked me up. i can't remember the front part of his post but i don't think i will forget the last part...
---------------------------------------------
USE PUNCTUATION OR I WILL KILL YOU!
p.s.
you are gay
---------------------------------------------
just the thought of having someone kill you over punctuation was funny, and the ps you ar gay just seemed to fit in and make it even funnier (for those of you who haven't played starcraft alot or visted the battlenet forums almost every insult is gay, lamer, you suck and cheater or a combination of them) i dunno why it made me laugh so much and neither did my friends and for an entore month i ended every email i sent with p.s. you are gay
i made it into a running joke
it was funny i'm serious!
korn469
MoSe posted 06-18-99 09:59 AM ET
ROTFL
You forgot the ps., you gay!
Stasis Archon posted 06-18-99 10:06 AM ET
I can imagine...
p.s. you are gay
Resource Consumer posted 06-18-99 10:10 AM ET
lol
Resource Consumer
P.S. You gay?
Aredhran posted 06-18-99 10:16 AM ET
In the end, hardman brought a nice gust of fresh air, subtly perfumed with laughing gas to this forum !
Aredhran
ps u r all gay twats
Resource Consumer posted 06-18-99 10:29 AM ET
He is sorely missed and now, dear forumers, we can reflect upon what his short existence told us.
That all those who want to behave like twats must now realise how hard the competition really is and perhaps they had better not try.
.. and if HARDMAN were here today, what would he say...

**$* you up the *$� *&nk**s **** your mother n dont p*ss on my ******* grammer or my f*&k*** spelin
your all gay
RIP
Rackam posted 06-18-99 11:24 AM ET
trippin - You are correct and I should know better. What we should have done is not respond to him at all.
24~-12rackam-2*4 Amphibious, Grav
Aredhran posted 06-18-99 11:38 AM ET
24~-12 Grav, is that it Rackam ? I thought Gravships were air units, so you don't really need amphibious pods on them, do you ?
(Note that I never used them, so I wouldn't really know)
Aredhran
-glad you got the joke ~ -
Rackam posted 06-18-99 11:43 AM ET
Special ability - Grav pods
They add 1 a land unit's move allowance. Really cool on hovertanks plus you can turn infantry into rovers.
~Rackam
SMACTrek posted 06-18-99 04:21 PM ET
This is even better than "Is Deirdre Naked", "Shoot Reagan", "Burn Nixon", and "Castrate Clinton!" May this thread live long.
But seriously, the vocab of many Battle.net users is truly awful. I had to take a prolonged vacation from Starcraft.. On the positive side, it's more SMAC time?
Keep it up!
P.S. you are all gay
Eris posted 06-18-99 04:41 PM ET
It's true that ignoring posters like that is generally the best bet, but sometimes they are just CRYING out "Hi!! Use me as stress relief!"
Eris (How can I miss you if you won't go away?)
PS - My shirt shows lots of cleavage.
PPS - Just a test to see if they really are all gay.
Q Cubed posted 06-18-99 04:54 PM ET
really, Eris, was that necessary?
i don't particularly want a temptress here.
Aredhran posted 06-18-99 07:01 PM ET
Eris, we have already discussed this before... I would have been interested in you, but
1. you haven't answered when I asked if you would marry me
2. you smoke

Aredhran
-don't take me too seriously, too much sake tonight-
Eris posted 06-21-99 09:03 AM ET
Aredhran -
Hey! I said 'maybe'.
Eris (Sorry, can't do anything about your problem with smokers...)
Aredhran posted 06-21-99 10:44 AM ET
"Maybe" is *not* an answer... Funny how I started this thread to goof on H-man, and now I'm fooling around with a woman I don't even know...
The scary thing is, I would never do that in real life . See, it's all the Internet's fault !
Aredhran
-Thanks for indulging me, Eris -
Aredhran posted 06-21-99 10:46 AM ET
btw, I don't have a "problem with smokers", I just dislike the smell of cold smoke in the morning, and the taste of cigarettes (when I kiss )
threeover posted 06-21-99 10:50 AM ET
I really doubt that this HARDMAN is someone new to the forum. Anyway, in his profile, he states that his occupation is a WANKER, so that even more shows that either his mom has a penis or he is one of us (not me), simply using a new nickname.
Eris posted 06-21-99 04:11 PM ET
Did I mention I'm getting really sick of disappearing posts anytime in here?
Disappearing posts are really gay.
Eris (Actually, they aren't.)
Eris posted 06-21-99 04:14 PM ET
Ahh, that's better....
Hey, the Internet is good for lots of stuff. Don't blame it, embrace it!
Eris (who firmly believes flirting is a necessity on a regular basis, especially the nonserious kind)
Nell_Smith posted 06-21-99 05:24 PM ET
Flirting on the Internet? Don't believe in it, myself... sorry, I can't say that and keep a straight face at the same time!
Nell... never been known to flirt. Never ever. Ever.
Krushala posted 09-03-99 11:44 PM ET
Old ERECTMAN what a character. how we miss him. these forums could use him back.
Krushala posted 09-04-99 12:59 AM ET
fuking c0ckman. You can suck my fukin' balls you c0cksucker you. you gay twat. you wouldn't know pussy if it pissd on you.
Aredhran posted 09-06-99 08:49 AM ET
Hehehe. Thanks for the memories Krushala.
Aredhran
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Author	Topic: Enlightening statistics of an interesting poster: HARDMAN
Aredhran	posted 06-17-99 09:57 AM ET 5 posts 32 words total, 20 different ones 107 characters 3 All 1 Am 2 Are 1 Arsehole 1 Cunt 1 Each 3 Gay 1 Hardman 1 Her 2 I 1 No 1 Other 2 Shag 1 Shot 1 Thank 2 The 2 Twats 1 Up 1 Who 4 You Not bad for 1 day since registration date...
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:01 AM ET this is a some more word to add to your list ** ** wanker tosser blow job shaging your mum
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:03 AM ET the thing that put the star over the word this is for you you ****ing gay goat belowing cock sucking wanker
quizara tafwid	posted 06-17-99 10:13 AM ET HARDMAN: Too inbred to know that shagging is spelled with two g's? Besides, your posting does nothing to piss me off, just entertaining to see how ignorant and stupid you are.
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:16 AM ET i was not talking to you you prick
quizara tafwid	posted 06-17-99 10:24 AM ET HARDMAN: Apparently, punctuation and capitalization are also beyond your grasp. The correct way to state the above is "I was not talking to you, you prick!" Also, when you speak, does it echo real loud in your head?
Rackam	posted 06-17-99 10:26 AM ET golf-claps quizara tafwid
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:28 AM ET go **** each other you too
Aredhran	posted 06-17-99 10:31 AM ET That would be "you two", I presume ?
quizara tafwid	posted 06-17-99 10:31 AM ET HARDMAN: Apparently, homophones are a problem with you also. The correct way to state the above is "Go **** each other, you two." I assume the voices in your head are getting louder?
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:32 AM ET i don't matter how i spell you get the ****ing meaning
quizara tafwid	posted 06-17-99 10:34 AM ET HARDMAN: "i don't matter..." how appropriate!
Rackam	posted 06-17-99 10:35 AM ET Oh, it's a session of 'Educating the moron'. May I suggest "It doesn't matter how I spell, you get the ****ing meaning."
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:36 AM ET what a ****ing name you must be gay
quizara tafwid	posted 06-17-99 10:39 AM ET Rackam: Have you noticed how easy it was to put HARDMAN on the defensive? It is quite apparent that HARDMAN is suffering from low self esteem and really doesn't have the chutzpah to carry on his campaign of "pissing people off".
Aredhran	posted 06-17-99 10:44 AM ET His problem is that he simply does not have the brains...
Aredhran	posted 06-17-99 10:44 AM ET I mean, I can hear the echo inside his head from here !
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:46 AM ET **** you you pedafile
Resource Consumer	posted 06-17-99 10:46 AM ET He's not pissing anyone off, surely. I can't wait for his 1000th post - by that time he might have the language and grammatical skills of a cretin. How about a new custon faction - the Hardman faction: spelling -5 grammar -5 social skills -5 can't think of any plus points!
Resource Consumer	posted 06-17-99 10:48 AM ET .... and before you f*ing well say anything, w*er, I know it shoulf be "custom" not "custon" Probably wasting my time as the dickbrain wouldn't notice anyway.
OldWarrior_42	posted 06-17-99 10:49 AM ET He is screwing around back and force from here to non smac... I just told him that he committed a felony and that I sent his IP address to the web police
Aredhran	posted 06-17-99 10:50 AM ET PEDOPHILE, not pedafile
evil_conquerer	posted 06-17-99 10:52 AM ET quazira tifwid: No, the voices in his head are giving him the silent treatment. Which leaves unanswered a very important question: Do the voices in his head have better grammar than he does?
Rackam	posted 06-17-99 10:54 AM ET HARDMAN - "Paediphile" quizara tafwid - I agree. I have noticed that people such as this seem to have become endemic across Internet. I'm staff (like an IRCop) on a MUSH and I regularly have to boot ones like this off repeatedly. The problem is they crave attention and as far as most of them are concerned, even bad attention is good. It's quite sad really.
Sam Spammer	posted 06-17-99 10:55 AM ET Finally, someone worse than me!
Aredhran	posted 06-17-99 10:59 AM ET Hey, while I'm at it, I might as well pick on my good friend OldWarrior too... "back and forth", not "back and force" The difference between OW and HM ? OW will actually learn from his mistakes
Aredhran	posted 06-17-99 11:00 AM ET Sam, you mean you were craving for attention with these stupid smily things ?
OldWarrior_42	posted 06-17-99 11:01 AM ET Doh!... Dam typos you know that
Sam Spammer	posted 06-17-99 11:07 AM ET Rebooted brain. Reloaded ethics program. Now I'm limited to only one or two smileys per post.
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 11:11 AM ET **** you all
quizara tafwid	posted 06-17-99 11:15 AM ET HARDMAN: That should be "**** all of you!" It's important that the verb is acting on the noun, not the adjective.
Rackam	posted 06-17-99 11:16 AM ET I wonder if that was HARDMANese for 'goodbye'
Resource Consumer	posted 06-17-99 11:16 AM ET Hooray - he's back. You know, **** is all he can spell
OldWarrior_42	posted 06-17-99 11:16 AM ET If I were you Hardman, I would get out of the room I was in and off that computer before the web police have enough time to trace your location based on your IP address. Hurry...and dont look back over your shoulder..time's a wastein'.
Q Cubed	posted 06-17-99 11:48 AM ET yeah, resource: all it requires is four asterisks. really, i had no idea the forums could get this bad. *sniff ya'll prolly think i'm some cantankerous old coot who was here a long time ago. well, now that i've seen this, i apologize to you newbies. ya'll aren't so bad. if we could just get rid of people like him...
Resource Consumer	posted 06-17-99 12:00 PM ET Welcome back from a Newbie (can I say that word?). I don't think you're cankankerous. And even if I did - at least you're not H***MAN
OldWarrior_42	posted 06-17-99 12:04 PM ET Q...I think we just did get rid of him...but he will be back as someone else or another just like him. They come and go all the time. You just have to know whom the truly decent people are and whom to ignore or rag till they leave.
bene4	posted 06-17-99 12:41 PM ET Man that's funny. Up there with "SMAC is making me fat", "Newbies VS Vets" interpretation of Star Wars (I guess it's "A New Hope" now), and a few other very humorous posts that have graced these forums.
Eris	posted 06-17-99 02:35 PM ET People like that must have a strong masochistic streak. I assume so, at least, simply because repeatedly humiliating yourself in public seems masochistic to me. I often wonder what the motivation for such posters is. The problem is, you can't ask them... Eris (rectal-cranial inversion is such a dreadful disease)
Bossman	posted 06-17-99 02:48 PM ET I think the words we are looking for Ladies and Gentlemen is PSS OFF HARDMAN! YOU ARE AN UNWANTED SIT PLACED WITHIN EARSHOT OF THESE UNFURTUNATE PEOPLE TO HEAR YOUR MONOTONOUS WHINING. GROW UP, CHILL OUT To Quote "Chill Winstarn" Are you from East London?
Nell_Smith	posted 06-17-99 04:40 PM ET Oi Oi Bossman! Hope you're not dissin' the East End Posse!! Hardman wouldn't last three minutes in the East End, believe me...hehe Nell... Lahndoner froo an' froo PS: Well, except I'm not actually from London... errr... oh well
jimmytrick	posted 06-17-99 04:51 PM ET I guess I picked a good day to go out of town.
trippin daily	posted 06-17-99 05:41 PM ET I am ashamed of you all who fell for this loser's trap. You all gave him so much attention, taunting him on, post after post after post in all but a few minutes time. Now he know she can get attention here, he is gonna come here. I am embarassed at my fellow forumers. Trippin Daily - -
Krushala	posted 06-17-99 05:59 PM ET Wow I leave the forum for a day and look what happens. Yes trippin daily, like most little kids. If you ignore them eventually they will shut up. But I guess everyone was amused at how each post was more stupid than the last.
Resource Consumer	posted 06-17-99 06:18 PM ET Now hold it guys. I think you've got it wrong here. While you were asleep in your beds. Warrior HARDMAN was fighting the lonely struggle for free speech. I admit that it's a pity that he is such a dickbrain but, Christ, he wasn't half entertaining. Resource Consumer A true Londoner
Koshko	posted 06-17-99 11:41 PM ET amusing set of posts the way you all mock him after he show off his extensive mastery of the english language It is ironic that his name is all caps yet his sentences are all lowercase letters.
LoD	posted 06-18-99 07:38 AM ET My God... It's simply impossible - this guy is actually worse than Kalahari, who at least followed some kind of logic (not to mention grammar rules). LoD
evil_conquerer	posted 06-18-99 09:39 AM ET I am severely insulted, hardman (I refuse to give the name dignity by capitalizing it). I hope you realize that that was the first time somebody flamed me. Sure, I've been in a few heated debates before, but no actual flames. No, it couldn't be a sophisticated flame like the kind trip does. Instead, all I got was "**** you all". I've been waiting months for that?? I didn't have to even have to don an asbestos(r) suit for that one. I sincerely hope that the mental institute finally catches up to you and puts you back in that padded cell where you belong.
Resource Consumer	posted 06-18-99 09:47 AM ET You'll have to wait several months for the h-word to do it again while he concentrates and summons his mental energy.
korn469	posted 06-18-99 09:53 AM ET this reminds me of the battle net forums. one guys was talking about how he thought the terrans were unbalanced and then presented alot of ideas that were less that brillant or fair and the next guy completely flamed him it was hilarious it really funny and completey cracked me up. i can't remember the front part of his post but i don't think i will forget the last part... --------------------------------------------- USE PUNCTUATION OR I WILL KILL YOU! p.s. you are gay --------------------------------------------- just the thought of having someone kill you over punctuation was funny, and the ps you ar gay just seemed to fit in and make it even funnier (for those of you who haven't played starcraft alot or visted the battlenet forums almost every insult is gay, lamer, you suck and cheater or a combination of them) i dunno why it made me laugh so much and neither did my friends and for an entore month i ended every email i sent with p.s. you are gay i made it into a running joke it was funny i'm serious! korn469
MoSe	posted 06-18-99 09:59 AM ET ROTFL You forgot the ps., you gay!
Stasis Archon	posted 06-18-99 10:06 AM ET I can imagine... p.s. you are gay
Resource Consumer	posted 06-18-99 10:10 AM ET lol Resource Consumer P.S. You gay?
Aredhran	posted 06-18-99 10:16 AM ET In the end, hardman brought a nice gust of fresh air, subtly perfumed with laughing gas to this forum ! Aredhran ps u r all gay twats
Resource Consumer	posted 06-18-99 10:29 AM ET He is sorely missed and now, dear forumers, we can reflect upon what his short existence told us. That all those who want to behave like twats must now realise how hard the competition really is and perhaps they had better not try. .. and if HARDMAN were here today, what would he say... *$ you up the $� &nks ** your mother n dont pss on my ****** grammer or my f&k** spelin your all gay RIP
Rackam	posted 06-18-99 11:24 AM ET trippin - You are correct and I should know better. What we should have done is not respond to him at all. 24~-12rackam-2*4 Amphibious, Grav
Aredhran	posted 06-18-99 11:38 AM ET 24~-12 Grav, is that it Rackam ? I thought Gravships were air units, so you don't really need amphibious pods on them, do you ? (Note that I never used them, so I wouldn't really know) Aredhran -glad you got the joke ~ -
Rackam	posted 06-18-99 11:43 AM ET Special ability - Grav pods They add 1 a land unit's move allowance. Really cool on hovertanks plus you can turn infantry into rovers. ~Rackam
SMACTrek	posted 06-18-99 04:21 PM ET This is even better than "Is Deirdre Naked", "Shoot Reagan", "Burn Nixon", and "Castrate Clinton!" May this thread live long. But seriously, the vocab of many Battle.net users is truly awful. I had to take a prolonged vacation from Starcraft.. On the positive side, it's more SMAC time? Keep it up! P.S. you are all gay
Eris	posted 06-18-99 04:41 PM ET It's true that ignoring posters like that is generally the best bet, but sometimes they are just CRYING out "Hi!! Use me as stress relief!" Eris (How can I miss you if you won't go away?) PS - My shirt shows lots of cleavage. PPS - Just a test to see if they really are all gay.
Q Cubed	posted 06-18-99 04:54 PM ET really, Eris, was that necessary? i don't particularly want a temptress here.
Aredhran	posted 06-18-99 07:01 PM ET Eris, we have already discussed this before... I would have been interested in you, but 1. you haven't answered when I asked if you would marry me 2. you smoke Aredhran -don't take me too seriously, too much sake tonight-
Eris	posted 06-21-99 09:03 AM ET Aredhran - Hey! I said 'maybe'. Eris (Sorry, can't do anything about your problem with smokers...)
Aredhran	posted 06-21-99 10:44 AM ET "Maybe" is not an answer... Funny how I started this thread to goof on H-man, and now I'm fooling around with a woman I don't even know... The scary thing is, I would never do that in real life . See, it's all the Internet's fault ! Aredhran -Thanks for indulging me, Eris -
Aredhran	posted 06-21-99 10:46 AM ET btw, I don't have a "problem with smokers", I just dislike the smell of cold smoke in the morning, and the taste of cigarettes (when I kiss )
threeover	posted 06-21-99 10:50 AM ET I really doubt that this HARDMAN is someone new to the forum. Anyway, in his profile, he states that his occupation is a WANKER, so that even more shows that either his mom has a penis or he is one of us (not me), simply using a new nickname.
Eris	posted 06-21-99 04:11 PM ET Did I mention I'm getting really sick of disappearing posts anytime in here? Disappearing posts are really gay. Eris (Actually, they aren't.)
Eris	posted 06-21-99 04:14 PM ET Ahh, that's better.... Hey, the Internet is good for lots of stuff. Don't blame it, embrace it! Eris (who firmly believes flirting is a necessity on a regular basis, especially the nonserious kind)
Nell_Smith	posted 06-21-99 05:24 PM ET Flirting on the Internet? Don't believe in it, myself... sorry, I can't say that and keep a straight face at the same time! Nell... never been known to flirt. Never ever. Ever.
Krushala	posted 09-03-99 11:44 PM ET Old ERECTMAN what a character. how we miss him. these forums could use him back.
Krushala	posted 09-04-99 12:59 AM ET fuking c0ckman. You can suck my fukin' balls you c0cksucker you. you gay twat. you wouldn't know pussy if it pissd on you.
Aredhran	posted 09-06-99 08:49 AM ET Hehehe. Thanks for the memories Krushala. Aredhran