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Delgath posted 06-11-99 09:49 AM ET
Who thinks Corazon Santiago has had plastic surgery? I think I see a little work done. We all know Deirdre is an all natural gal and if Miriam had anything done she should sue the surgeon. I also heard a rumour that Nwabudike Morgan has plugs. Fortunately my gracious, macho and fertile leader, Zak to his friends, needs no enhancements as he is already perfect.
-Del. UoP.
I GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
sandworm posted 06-11-99 12:32 PM ET
I think Miriam had some reconstructive surgery after the landing, she was "killed" during the faction struggles on the Unity, heard God, and was resuscitated(sp?). She could use a little cosmetic enhancement, though. If she only looked like she did in some of the photos from before the accident...Deidre would have some competition.
Zak looks like he has some mechanical enhancement, whats up with the 3D glasses?
Bluemax posted 06-11-99 02:44 PM ET
A more interesting question would be what kind of whimp does Santiago have for a boyfriend?
If you have to choose among the faction leaders, I would say it's probably Zak. Deidre wouldn't be out of consideration either.
Mcerion posted 06-11-99 05:53 PM ET
If Miriam put on some make-up and went to a hair stylist, she would probably look fairly good.
LoD posted 06-11-99 05:55 PM ET
Bluemax: Yeah, judging from her dominative personality the word "wimp" is very appropriate.
Lal?
LoD
Delgath posted 06-11-99 06:09 PM ET
Nah Lal is(was?) a married man. I figure Yang and Santiago. At the end of a date instead of kissing they'd kickbox. For foreplay they'd compare scars.
-Del.UoP.
ZRand007 posted 06-12-99 02:29 PM ET
Morgan??? Plugs??? No way... unless... oh nevermind.
At least he doesn't psychedelic sunglasses and peace sign ear rings.
Miriam looks like an albino with coverup to me, and Deirdre looks like she's posing for Playboy or something. Or maybe she a manic depressant. Maybe Jeff will reveal the truth one day...
-007
From Russia With Love
LoD posted 06-12-99 03:41 PM ET
Delgath: I think Lal is a Muslim. AFAIR this religion does not forbid polygamy .
LoD
Rimmer posted 06-13-99 02:18 AM ET
Some South American countries include plastic surgery as part of thier socialized health plan. People wait in line for days just to get an appointment.
besides Santiago is a dirty Wh*re
First Tech
AJR BSC SSC
Delgath posted 06-14-99 02:35 AM ET
Lal's a Muslim? Cool. In that case I figure he's like Isaac Hayes' character "Chef" in South Park" whoring himself to Miriam and Deidre and Santiago to get the counsel votes coming his way : ) He wants them all but he's too wussy for Santiago, to normal for Miriam and to old for Deirdre. Ok so what's the deal with the big metal thing around Yang's neck? I figure it's some kind of hormone injecting sex hoobajoob that allows him to maintain an erection for up to 72 hours. He uses it in his social experiments to see just how many times multiple actually means in the term multiple orgasm (of a female of course). So far over a 72 hour period a Jenna Jameson descendant climaxed 134 times. Although advanced polygraph detection survey of 10,000 women indicates it actually takes 72 hours for an average man to bring a woman to climax once. Survey's also showed that 99% of women faked orgasms and 1% later admitted lying on the previous question. Rumours state that Yang is actually trying to pass on his genital herpes to suspected spies.
Bluemax posted 06-14-99 03:19 PM ET
Delgath - hoobajoob?
Delgath posted 06-16-99 01:38 AM ET
Quick! Doctors! Give the man an injection of South Park!
-Del.UoP.
Delgath posted 06-16-99 08:47 PM ET
Who else thinks Santiago's eyebrows are drawn on?
-Del. UoP.
Where do you want to hamada today?
Koshko posted 06-16-99 09:26 PM ET
Considering that Santiago is a Militant, she may very well have had a some plastic surgery to repair damage done to her face in battles. It would expain the overly-chisiled features.
Morgan is rich, and probably has had incredible amounts of plastic surgery to keep his appearance.
Miriam has had extensive plastic surgery also. She was originally a male descendant of Conan O'Brien.
Yang plans to get enhanced and go by the name Hardman Wang.
Deirdre uses that all-natural breast firming creme.
Lal orignally had only one butt cheek.
Zak is a Cyborg full of metalic enhancements ala Inspector Gadget. Zak in bed: Go-Go Gadget Penis.
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Author	Topic: Santiago: Has she or hasn't she?
Delgath	posted 06-11-99 09:49 AM ET Who thinks Corazon Santiago has had plastic surgery? I think I see a little work done. We all know Deirdre is an all natural gal and if Miriam had anything done she should sue the surgeon. I also heard a rumour that Nwabudike Morgan has plugs. Fortunately my gracious, macho and fertile leader, Zak to his friends, needs no enhancements as he is already perfect. -Del. UoP. I GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
sandworm	posted 06-11-99 12:32 PM ET I think Miriam had some reconstructive surgery after the landing, she was "killed" during the faction struggles on the Unity, heard God, and was resuscitated(sp?). She could use a little cosmetic enhancement, though. If she only looked like she did in some of the photos from before the accident...Deidre would have some competition. Zak looks like he has some mechanical enhancement, whats up with the 3D glasses?
Bluemax	posted 06-11-99 02:44 PM ET A more interesting question would be what kind of whimp does Santiago have for a boyfriend? If you have to choose among the faction leaders, I would say it's probably Zak. Deidre wouldn't be out of consideration either.
Mcerion	posted 06-11-99 05:53 PM ET If Miriam put on some make-up and went to a hair stylist, she would probably look fairly good.
LoD	posted 06-11-99 05:55 PM ET Bluemax: Yeah, judging from her dominative personality the word "wimp" is very appropriate. Lal? LoD
Delgath	posted 06-11-99 06:09 PM ET Nah Lal is(was?) a married man. I figure Yang and Santiago. At the end of a date instead of kissing they'd kickbox. For foreplay they'd compare scars. -Del.UoP.
ZRand007	posted 06-12-99 02:29 PM ET Morgan??? Plugs??? No way... unless... oh nevermind. At least he doesn't psychedelic sunglasses and peace sign ear rings. Miriam looks like an albino with coverup to me, and Deirdre looks like she's posing for Playboy or something. Or maybe she a manic depressant. Maybe Jeff will reveal the truth one day... -007 From Russia With Love
LoD	posted 06-12-99 03:41 PM ET Delgath: I think Lal is a Muslim. AFAIR this religion does not forbid polygamy . LoD
Rimmer	posted 06-13-99 02:18 AM ET Some South American countries include plastic surgery as part of thier socialized health plan. People wait in line for days just to get an appointment. besides Santiago is a dirty Wh*re First Tech AJR BSC SSC
Delgath	posted 06-14-99 02:35 AM ET Lal's a Muslim? Cool. In that case I figure he's like Isaac Hayes' character "Chef" in South Park" whoring himself to Miriam and Deidre and Santiago to get the counsel votes coming his way : ) He wants them all but he's too wussy for Santiago, to normal for Miriam and to old for Deirdre. Ok so what's the deal with the big metal thing around Yang's neck? I figure it's some kind of hormone injecting sex hoobajoob that allows him to maintain an erection for up to 72 hours. He uses it in his social experiments to see just how many times multiple actually means in the term multiple orgasm (of a female of course). So far over a 72 hour period a Jenna Jameson descendant climaxed 134 times. Although advanced polygraph detection survey of 10,000 women indicates it actually takes 72 hours for an average man to bring a woman to climax once. Survey's also showed that 99% of women faked orgasms and 1% later admitted lying on the previous question. Rumours state that Yang is actually trying to pass on his genital herpes to suspected spies.
Bluemax	posted 06-14-99 03:19 PM ET Delgath - hoobajoob?
Delgath	posted 06-16-99 01:38 AM ET Quick! Doctors! Give the man an injection of South Park! -Del.UoP.
Delgath	posted 06-16-99 08:47 PM ET Who else thinks Santiago's eyebrows are drawn on? -Del. UoP. Where do you want to hamada today?
Koshko	posted 06-16-99 09:26 PM ET Considering that Santiago is a Militant, she may very well have had a some plastic surgery to repair damage done to her face in battles. It would expain the overly-chisiled features. Morgan is rich, and probably has had incredible amounts of plastic surgery to keep his appearance. Miriam has had extensive plastic surgery also. She was originally a male descendant of Conan O'Brien. Yang plans to get enhanced and go by the name Hardman Wang. Deirdre uses that all-natural breast firming creme. Lal orignally had only one butt cheek. Zak is a Cyborg full of metalic enhancements ala Inspector Gadget. Zak in bed: Go-Go Gadget Penis.