posted 06-07-99 07:00 PM ET        

Didn't think the suits would have me back perhaps!
You thought they would replace me with one of those cookie-cutter store manakins!
Well, mabie i'm not

"The Norm"
I'm not "camera friendly"
I don't "where clothes that fit me"
I'm not "Hygenic"
I don't "let my scabs heal"
I don't "own a toothbrush"
I'm not a heartbreaker, I havent had "sex with a woman"
I don't know "how that works"
Mabie I don't "fall in line"
I have no "charisma" or "self esteem"
When I sleap, I "sweat profusly"

But I guess the "powers that be" will continue to let me post here, at least until "Dick and Jane Forumer" deside to stop reading my posts so they can get back to reading posts from people who don't

"Frighten children"
and don't "eat their own dandruff"
and don't "pop whiteheads with a compass they used in highschool."