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whirlwind13 posted 05-30-99 09:20 PM ET
Here's some good fun for the whole family. This goes out to Holy Warrior and his dilusional postings supporting the most laughable element of SMAC.
Why Beer is better than Miram and her Christian Fundamentalism.
1) Beer never caused a major War.
2) There are laws saying beer labels cant lie to you
3) When you have a beer, you dont knock on peoples doors trying to give it away.
4) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
5) If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Why Miram is playing the wrong game.
1) SMAC isnt golf, the lowest score doesnt win.
2) SMAC isnt Gin Rummy, your not trying to go out first.
3) SMAC isnt Suck and Blow...
Why Miram Sucks
1) She is stupid: She should be a ditch-digger not a Leader...
2) You don't get bonus points for being weak.
3) She is so ugly that other leaders would only touch her with a 30 foot pole. And thats only when their 50 footer is broken.
4) NO! I wont sign a Pact just because you've got one city left.
5) I don't know what to call the phenominon that happens to The Believers: Genocide or Suicide?
The ArchChancellor
LoD posted 05-31-99 11:06 AM ET
About #3 in the thrid list: you *have* seen her early pics in the area beside Bioscan?
Adding to your first list:
-Beer has nothing against being transported in the luggage-carrier of your car.
-Beer never protests when you put it in a refrigerator.
-You do not have to cut a beer to pieces to transport it in a piece of luggage (I know, I know, I'm sick & twisted, and my sense of humor is macabre ).
Why computers are better than Mriam:
1)Computers are easy to turn off.
2)You don't have to say "sorry" to a computer (well, same is with Miriam, so skip it)
3)Computers are calculable...
Suicide is what Miriam does (and people when they join her faction). Genocide is what happens to her followers.
LoD
jimmytrick posted 05-31-99 04:47 PM ET
If you guys don't knock it off, I may have to challenge someone to a Believers vs "your pick" deathmatch!
LoD posted 06-01-99 01:52 PM ET
jimmytrick: why not, but only if we play a Race for Transcendence with me as the UoP after that...
LoD
PS. Seriously: I would be glad to, but I'm concerned about the lag issue (you are living in North Columbia, right?).
whirlwind13 posted 06-01-99 09:40 PM ET
well well....I see the majority of the world has chosen to ignore or not post on my Latest and Greatest project. Is my humor bad? Unapriciated? Inapropriate? please tell the stupid Newbie so I can correct the mistake at once LoD...thanx for the additions...I thought they were Halarious. Jimmytrick....geez, a deathmatch with UoP? I doubt it. Im sure your happy playing with the stupidest faction in the game. My 9 year old brother wins with Miram, and i let him look at my UoP game and he couldnt handle it for 5 turns...
The ArchChancellor
Provost Harrison posted 06-04-99 09:01 PM ET
the HSA soon sees of Miriam and her tricks. She's awful at diplomacy, science and developing, and to top it all off, she's f**k ugly.
Darkstar posted 06-05-99 02:08 AM ET
Miriam as an Opponent Faction in Single Player sucks.
The Believers as a Human Controlled Faction is a power house as a conqueror.
Don't confuse the two. I'd give odds that JimmyTrick would win a conquest before you can Transcend.
-Darkstar
Provost Harrison posted 06-05-99 12:19 PM ET
Miriam, schmiriam
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Author	Topic: Why Beer is better than Miram and more.....
whirlwind13	posted 05-30-99 09:20 PM ET Here's some good fun for the whole family. This goes out to Holy Warrior and his dilusional postings supporting the most laughable element of SMAC. Why Beer is better than Miram and her Christian Fundamentalism. 1) Beer never caused a major War. 2) There are laws saying beer labels cant lie to you 3) When you have a beer, you dont knock on peoples doors trying to give it away. 4) No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 5) If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop. Why Miram is playing the wrong game. 1) SMAC isnt golf, the lowest score doesnt win. 2) SMAC isnt Gin Rummy, your not trying to go out first. 3) SMAC isnt Suck and Blow... Why Miram Sucks 1) She is stupid: She should be a ditch-digger not a Leader... 2) You don't get bonus points for being weak. 3) She is so ugly that other leaders would only touch her with a 30 foot pole. And thats only when their 50 footer is broken. 4) NO! I wont sign a Pact just because you've got one city left. 5) I don't know what to call the phenominon that happens to The Believers: Genocide or Suicide? The ArchChancellor
LoD	posted 05-31-99 11:06 AM ET About #3 in the thrid list: you have seen her early pics in the area beside Bioscan? Adding to your first list: -Beer has nothing against being transported in the luggage-carrier of your car. -Beer never protests when you put it in a refrigerator. -You do not have to cut a beer to pieces to transport it in a piece of luggage (I know, I know, I'm sick & twisted, and my sense of humor is macabre ). Why computers are better than Mriam: 1)Computers are easy to turn off. 2)You don't have to say "sorry" to a computer (well, same is with Miriam, so skip it) 3)Computers are calculable... Suicide is what Miriam does (and people when they join her faction). Genocide is what happens to her followers. LoD
jimmytrick	posted 05-31-99 04:47 PM ET If you guys don't knock it off, I may have to challenge someone to a Believers vs "your pick" deathmatch!
LoD	posted 06-01-99 01:52 PM ET jimmytrick: why not, but only if we play a Race for Transcendence with me as the UoP after that... LoD PS. Seriously: I would be glad to, but I'm concerned about the lag issue (you are living in North Columbia, right?).
whirlwind13	posted 06-01-99 09:40 PM ET well well....I see the majority of the world has chosen to ignore or not post on my Latest and Greatest project. Is my humor bad? Unapriciated? Inapropriate? please tell the stupid Newbie so I can correct the mistake at once LoD...thanx for the additions...I thought they were Halarious. Jimmytrick....geez, a deathmatch with UoP? I doubt it. Im sure your happy playing with the stupidest faction in the game. My 9 year old brother wins with Miram, and i let him look at my UoP game and he couldnt handle it for 5 turns... The ArchChancellor
Provost Harrison	posted 06-04-99 09:01 PM ET the HSA soon sees of Miriam and her tricks. She's awful at diplomacy, science and developing, and to top it all off, she's f**k ugly.
Darkstar	posted 06-05-99 02:08 AM ET Miriam as an Opponent Faction in Single Player sucks. The Believers as a Human Controlled Faction is a power house as a conqueror. Don't confuse the two. I'd give odds that JimmyTrick would win a conquest before you can Transcend. -Darkstar
Provost Harrison	posted 06-05-99 12:19 PM ET Miriam, schmiriam