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JAMiAM posted 05-04-99 02:54 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for JAMiAM   Click Here to Email JAMiAM  
Finally, a thread comes along that brings some of those rarest of critters out of the woodwork, and it vanishes! Not dropped of the bottom due to lack of interest, but GONE! As a Firaxis customer and first-day purchaser of SMAC (at full retail) I DEMAND that this thread be restored. You owe it to us all!!!

JAMiAM
...looking for love in all the wrong places.

Evk posted 05-04-99 03:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Evk  Click Here to Email Evk     
I ate it. Nell's girly thread)

: O BURP

Goobmeister posted 05-04-99 03:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Goobmeister  Click Here to Email Goobmeister     
I think Imran shot it in a fit of rage, he thought he saw Evk hiding in there.

Oh Evk is in here now, eating Nell's thread, I beter run and hide.

Goob

trippin daily posted 05-04-99 03:54 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
LMAO Thank was some funny **** Goob.

Trippin Daily

JAMiAM posted 05-04-99 04:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JAMiAM  Click Here to Email JAMiAM     
Okay, what happened? When I first posted this thread, it wasn't double posted. Now it is. As soon as Evk posted it doubled. What gives? I demand answers. I want them now and I'm going to make an annoying buttnugget of myself until I get some. Answers, that is.

JAMiAM
...from the outside looking in.

trippin daily posted 05-04-99 04:57 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Evk is trying to dodge Imran's assassin's (go read the shoot reagan thread). So he is making duplicates of himself, so they hit the fake Evk, and not the real one.

Trippin Daily
-ok ok ok, so it wasn't quite the answer you were looking for-

Thue posted 05-04-99 05:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Thue  Click Here to Email Thue     
Have you noted how some threads are marked as read, meaning you have visited the adress before, even thougth you are sure yuo never did?
noted that the adress of this thread is
http://alpha.owo.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000080.html
Do you really think that this is post no. 80 in this forum?

I'll let you draw the conclusions...

Goobmeister posted 05-04-99 05:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Goobmeister  Click Here to Email Goobmeister     
trippin' it was the answer I was looking for though. LMAO

Thue I have noticed that ever since the great crash a few weeks ago, new threads would pop up that had started since my last visit and they would be moarked as read.

I think that it must be distortion caused as Yin Quantumly leaps from thread to thread.

Goob

What happened to Nell! is she gone too? First they got dbrodale, took out his whole computer with a probe disguised as Win 98 and now Nell is gone too.

Come to think of it I never did see Nell and dbrodale posting at exactly the same time...
hmmm

Thue posted 05-04-99 05:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Thue  Click Here to Email Thue     
boy did that

"I'll let you draw the conclusions... "

sound stupid on reread...
The fact is that the forum is taking old threads to create new ones. And it isn't just taking those that nobody post in

trippin daily posted 05-04-99 05:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
No, I assure you, Nell is alive and well. If she wasn't, I would be in despair, no more brit rave music coming my way. She has just disappeared for a few days... she shall return though.

Trippin Daily
- well Goob, I'm glad your happy with the result of the double threads, cause thats the best b.s. i could do on such short notice-

trippin daily posted 05-04-99 05:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Ok, Thue, who do we report this to.. FIRAXIS doesn't run the forums yet... they will whne they get a webmaster. And for some odd reason, i don't tihnk EA will care to much.

Trippin Daily

Goobmeister posted 05-04-99 05:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Goobmeister  Click Here to Email Goobmeister     
I can think of 4 of Nell's threads that have disappeared. Looking back over the past 20 days there is only one of her threads that is still there....

We may have to see if Singularity can solve this for us...

Goob
- Realizing that being a conspiracy theorist can be a lot of fun. -

Thue posted 05-04-99 05:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Thue  Click Here to Email Thue     
I'm pretty sure people on FIRAXIS knows all the faults of the forums allready. Enougth people should have e-mailed them allready.

Have you tried posting in the science forum?

trippin daily posted 05-04-99 05:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
I think Singularity could solve it for us. He damn well would keep them all at the top of the list. All you would have to do is say Yin is hiding in there. He would be there 24/7 waiting for Yin to show up.

Trippin Daily
-yeah, BSin sure is fun, isn't it goob. -

Nell_Smith posted 05-04-99 08:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Nell_Smith  Click Here to Email Nell_Smith     
uh huh huh huh <---- (Elvis impression)

So this is what happens when I go away for a couple of days to a barbecue?? (which is quite a miraculous thing to do on a British May Bank Holiday weekend... for some reason the traditional monsoon downpour gave it a miss this year!!)... I leave my poor thread alone for two days and a person (or persons) unknown comes along and eats it!! I demand satisfaction... pistols at dawn... or perhaps mindworms at 20 paces?!?!

Goob:
LMAO... me and d.brodale?? Would that be me, the witless rambler who won't shut up, and d.brodale, the One and Only Human Datalinks? I wish.... hehe (I reckon he must be the only person who's actually *read* the Datalinks Advanced stuff... you know, all that waffle about the exact formulae used to calculate how many drones you get according to landmass size and all that stuff.... and also *understood* what the hell it was talking about!!)

<<sings>>

"... Bring the girls back home;
Bring the girlies back home;
Don't leave the forums
All alo-o-one,
Bring the girls back home!"

10 bonus energy credits to the first person who works out which (totally excellent) album the above is misquoted from

Nell... flying by on her way to the Challenge arena...

PS: Trippin... I've got the prog now... so I'm back on the case!!

Kefaed posted 05-04-99 10:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Kefaed  Click Here to Email Kefaed     
Nell: Sounds like something by Candlebox... I can remember the title of the album though.

Uhh, I guess I take some of the blame, I was the last person to post in it.

~Kefaed, the poster formerly known as DHE

HandofBobb posted 05-05-99 03:22 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for HandofBobb  Click Here to Email HandofBobb     
"Bring the boys back home" by Pink FLoyd, though I'm not 100% sure which album it was on, but I'd say either The Wall, or The Final Cut- those are my bets, and the order I stand behind them in.
trippin daily posted 05-05-99 04:41 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
HanddofBobb, I think your right. But nell is probably thinking of some great british techno song that we've never had the chance to hear.

Trippin Daily
-here that Nell, I said he's right -

MoSe posted 05-05-99 06:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
That's not fair, giving away energy bonuses wtih such elementary riddles while I look the other way (I was rather busy in MP forum).

BTW, I was about singin in my head (yes I got one tho I didn't figure yet what it's there for):

"Does anybody here remember Nelly Smith?
Remember the way she said
we would meet again
some SMACy day..."

MariOne
-and the [eVk] worms ate into his brain...

MoSe posted 05-05-99 06:43 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
And.
I DID read thru every comma in the advanced Datalinks. I didn't want to show off. I was actually a bit embarassed about it. Now I'll style myself "Omniscient View" (that's my hybris).

MariOne

aka Encyclo when he was a child
-now the worms ate into his brain, which neuron cells are anyway dying by the millions day by day

MoSe posted 05-05-99 06:47 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
More.
JAMuR,
I tried Sir F.Bacon's approach (empirysm?empyrism? I'll go with vampyrism), and the topic gets duplicated in the forum list after the 1st reply.
trippin daily posted 05-05-99 07:55 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Actually Nell, I think you sabotaged your own threads. You wanted your threads to die, so all the other girls would disappear. Leaving only the techno goddess to be the sole female on the SMAC forums. Thus getting extra attention for speaking out for the whole female community (umm, ok, nevermind that, that may just fall on deaf ears. ). You also get all us guys fawning over you asking where you went for 2 or 3 WHOLE days, and what happened to the your threads, which gives you more recognition. I think doing that was immature Nell. I accuse you of sabotaging your forums so you could get a little love from us guys on the forum.

Trippin Daily
-don't anybody ask what medications I'm taking right now to come up with such a load of bull****-

MoSe posted 05-05-99 08:06 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
ProSMAC+ (obvious)
Nell_Smith posted 05-05-99 08:30 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Nell_Smith  Click Here to Email Nell_Smith     
OK... HandofBobb wins the 10 energy credits... but MoSe gets a bonus free tech for following on with the first bit of the song! Oh and it's from The Wall... side 2 of album 2 if you're ancient like me and have the LP version and not the CD!! Hmm and I suppose MoSe also wins a free morale upgrade for being Omniscient...

Trip:
Hey even I have to admit that there is *some* really good music out there that isn't techno... Pink Floyd, David Bowie, err, well probably a few others too... hehe
And will you please stop giving away my forum-sabotaging secrets!! Sheesh...

Nell... who attempted to read the Advanced Datalinks bits but found her brain was starting to melt

trippin daily posted 05-05-99 08:42 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for trippin daily  Click Here to Email trippin daily     
Nell... I knew the damn song was familiar. My friend who plays drums only listens to classic rock.. that is it. Oh yeah, and 311. Where is my gun when i need it? I like Pink Floyd, its just after one hears the very same album 20 times in a row, it gets repeditive. Especially when he gets ****ed up, all he wants to do is rent the Wizard of Oz and play the Wall along with watching the movie. David Bowie was pretty good. That is all stuff that wasn't even really in my past, that is stuff before me. So I haven't heard much David Bowie, the stuff I have heard is pretty good though. But overall, I prefer techno.

Trippin Daily
-Oh yeah, and my friend has the LP, thats why he has my stereo, he has no turntable-

Goobmeister posted 05-05-99 10:52 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Goobmeister  Click Here to Email Goobmeister     
Nell, I thought "they" had you trapped in a punishment sphere someplace and were forcing you to listen to Michael Bolton.

Goob
Be careful with that Mindworm Eugene...

Though playing as Morgan in PBEM games you know what my favorite song must be...

MoSe posted 05-05-99 11:28 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MoSe  Click Here to Email MoSe     
Astronomy Domine?
the great Gig in the Sky?
Biding my time?
Breathe, or rather Have a Cigar?
A lot of little furry animals gathered together in a cave and digging?

oh, yes:

Pigs on the Wing!

Krushala posted 09-06-99 08:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Krushala  Click Here to Email Krushala     
what did happen to it?
HelloKitty posted 09-13-99 07:30 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for HelloKitty  Click Here to Email HelloKitty     
I don't know where it went but I will always be here with Nell

Kitty

Nell_Smith posted 09-13-99 09:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Nell_Smith  Click Here to Email Nell_Smith     
Well now... until ACOL recovers, of course.

Here we are again, Kitty and me, unable to stay away... apparently

And the Girlies thread? IIRC, it filled up with... guys

Koshko posted 09-13-99 11:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Koshko  Click Here to Email Koshko     
Having the word 'girlie' in a thread title practically invites us to post.
itdoesntfit posted 09-14-99 10:32 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for itdoesntfit    
This place is dead...

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