posted 05-04-99 05:52 AM ET        

We here at Firaxis empathize with your situation. The problem(s)/suggestion(s)/hatred you mention interest(s) us greatly. We would like to believe that Firaxis is a "From the ground up" company, and you are certainly at dirt level in our eyes.

Please rest assured that our staff is working diligently to address these/this issue(s). We promise: Our work on {insert the new game's name here + release date info.} is not in any way causing us to pull 3 lead programmers and two support staff off this only semi-relevant project. If you have any more feedback on this or any other issue related to {product name}, please do not hesitate to e-mail us right away.

Our e-mail box is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to serve you better.

Thanks again for your precious time.

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FIRAXIS

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posted 05-04-99 06:02 AM ET            

That was very funny Yin!

LMAO!

posted 05-04-99 07:11 AM ET         

We here at Firaxis empathize with your situation. The problem(s)/suggestion(s)/hatred you mention interest(s) us greatly. Regretably, we are very busy here at Firaxis and will try to work in your suggestion(s) as soon as we can. Until then please shut your damn mouth! We are too busy here to have your damn trash clogging our e-mail box.

Thank you for wasting our precious time!

{insert random Firaxis employee name here}
FIRAXIS

P.S. Don't ever mail us again or you will get a call from our high priced lawyers. Thanks!

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