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Asphyiaxted Demon posted 08-15-99 07:34 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Asphyiaxted Demon   Click Here to Email Asphyiaxted Demon  
ok so lets say your 14 disgruntled and try to stay in fashion but you cant do so. now lets throw in you have a volitle temperment and have acess to fire arms and you hate everyone at your school. How would you take care of this situation? you have a choice between a pistol and 3 bombs, a semi auto with 20 clips and 1 bomb, or a auto assult rifle with 25 clips and no bombs? any one for a game of doom while your at this?
MajiK6pt5 posted 08-15-99 09:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MajiK6pt5  Click Here to Email MajiK6pt5     
lol
Wyarian Pryde posted 08-15-99 09:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Wyarian Pryde  Click Here to Email Wyarian Pryde     
mmmmm... Doom
Dreadnought posted 08-15-99 09:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Well it depends, what kind of bombs and rifles are they?
Q Cubed posted 08-15-99 11:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
I wish I could laugh so easily at that, but in Atlanta, we've had:

a) the recent day-trader shootings within 5 mi. of my church, and

b) the Heritage High School shootings within 25 mi. of my own school.

but in any case, i'd not go out in a blaze of infamy. rather, it would be a brief implosion involving lots of Zyrtec or what not and a small pistol.

HelloKitty posted 08-16-99 01:00 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for HelloKitty  Click Here to Email HelloKitty     
Here is what you do.

Get a video camera. Make a tape explaining how everyone has violated you.

Dress up in a evening gown.

Mail the video to the police.

Take your rifle.

Shoot yourself through the head.

Die.

The world is a better place.

Kitty

Dreadnought posted 08-16-99 04:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Oops, I forgot to put a little after my comment, the way I have it written now makes it look like I'm serious.

I'm not normally a violent person, except for that one time I was influenced by Half-Life and savagely beat my mailman with a crowbar :P

Asphyiaxted Demon posted 08-16-99 09:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Asphyiaxted Demon  Click Here to Email Asphyiaxted Demon     
rifles-semi-auto for the second one and auto's for the third one

bombs- hmmm the ones the unibomber used

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